on *:ACTION:slaps*:#flowers: {
  if ($me isin $1-) {
    msg $chan 4Oh 4'hell 4no...
    set %slap $rand(1,5)
    if (%slap == 1) describe $chan 9*Dodges and holds out his hand for a high 5 then slaps $nick in the eye* ..... Woops, missed!
    if (%slap == 2) describe $chan 9*Dodges and punches $nick in the balls* .... Quick reactions, Sorry.
    if (%slap == 3) describe $chan 9*Dodges and whips out his belt* Now is your chance to run .....
    if (%slap == 4) describe $chan 9/kick $chan $nick *Dodges and Pulls out a .44 magnum* Get out, and stay out!
    if (%slap == 5) describe $chan 9I'm just doing my job, gosh! *cries in a corner*
    inc %slapback
    msg $chan 4Total morons slapped back: %slapback

  }