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  1. Sep 05 00:10:53 *       copumpkin throws usagi an ito integral
  2. Sep 05 00:12:22 <mircea_popescu>        da fuck is that. like a riemann ?
  3. Sep 05 00:12:39 <usagi> LOL
  4. Sep 05 00:12:41 <usagi> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%C5%8D_calculus
  5. Sep 05 00:12:54 <usagi> [06:12:20] <mircea_popescu> da fuck is that. like a riemann ?
  6. Sep 05 00:12:57 <usagi> priceless
  7. Sep 05 00:13:20 <mircea_popescu>        what's so priceless about it ?
  8. Sep 05 00:13:36 <usagi> You keep saying how much you know about finance and how little the people who disagree with you do
  9. Sep 05 00:13:44 <mircea_popescu>        dude, i'm not a quant.
  10. Sep 05 00:14:04 <usagi> What exactly is your finance background?
  11. Sep 05 00:14:22 <mircea_popescu>        trading.
  12. Sep 05 00:14:38 <dub>   here is usagi's finance background http://i.imgur.com/bpKwU.gif
  13. Sep 05 00:14:41 <mircea_popescu>        for instance, when they made the first large romanian brokerage house, way back in the 90s
  14. Sep 05 00:14:43 <usagi> Yeah well see this is what I am talking about.
  15. Sep 05 00:14:56 <usagi> Have you actually studied finance at all?
  16. Sep 05 00:15:04 <mircea_popescu>        they went through customer roosters and picked people to hire to train as brokers.
  17. Sep 05 00:15:12 <mircea_popescu>        they picked me, but i couldn't go, cause i was 17.
  18. Sep 05 00:15:59 <copumpkin>     dragostea din tei
  19. Sep 05 00:16:06 <mircea_popescu>        ahah wut ?
  20. Sep 05 00:16:09 <usagi> Well I can't say I'm suprised
  21. Sep 05 00:16:19 <usagi> Everyone here is a trader mircea that isn't something special
  22. Sep 05 00:16:29 <mircea_popescu>        sigh.
  23. Sep 05 00:16:41 <mircea_popescu>        everyone on the internet is a dog
  24. Sep 05 00:16:51 <mircea_popescu>        when they're done being an astronaut and Casanova.
  25. Sep 05 00:17:01 <copumpkin>     everyone on the internet is a pornstar
  26. Sep 05 00:17:04 *       copumpkin is, at least
  27. Sep 05 00:17:17 <usagi> Actually it is interesting that you mention quants, I wonder if any of the bots around here have any good math inside them
  28. Sep 05 00:17:40 <mircea_popescu>        no, they have bad math.
  29. Sep 05 00:17:42 <mircea_popescu>        tis satanic.
  30. Sep 05 00:18:01 <usagi> Oh wow dub that really does look like me too!
  31. Sep 05 00:18:19 <JWU_42>        2+1 = maybe yes
  32. Sep 05 00:18:24 <EskimoBob>     you guys are still going at it :) wtf!
  33. Sep 05 00:18:33 <EskimoBob>     yawn...
  34. Sep 05 00:18:42 <JWU_42>        EskimoBob: see what u are missing out on...
  35. Sep 05 00:18:59 <mircea_popescu>        so let's cut this fish then. usagi, pick a couple of stochastic processes of your choosing and demonstrate ito calculus.
  36. Sep 05 00:18:59 <copumpkin>     I wish I could list porn on my resume
  37. Sep 05 00:19:07 <EskimoBob>     naaah... I do not care
  38. Sep 05 00:19:09 <mircea_popescu>        you have one hour. do something that's not available to c/p online.
  39. Sep 05 00:19:10 <usagi> lol
  40. Sep 05 00:19:15 <copumpkin>     child porn?
  41. Sep 05 00:19:19 <assbot>        [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29400 @ 0.00040132 = 11.7988 BTC [-]
  42. Sep 05 00:19:27 <usagi> You don't even know what that means, mircea
  43. Sep 05 00:19:36 <mircea_popescu>        dude, never mind me. you have one hour./
  44. Sep 05 00:19:41 <mircea_popescu>        don't fritter it away.
  45. Sep 05 00:19:43 <usagi> How about no
  46. Sep 05 00:19:46 <mircea_popescu>        this is your one chance to impress the adults.
  47. Sep 05 00:19:53 <usagi> No wait, let's make this interesting
  48. Sep 05 00:19:58 <copumpkin>     http://quant.stackexchange.com/
  49. Sep 05 00:19:58 <usagi> I'll bet you $1000
  50. Sep 05 00:20:03 <usagi> right now mircea
  51. Sep 05 00:20:05 <usagi> yes or no
  52. Sep 05 00:20:14 <mircea_popescu>        bet me 100o that waht ?
  53. Sep 05 00:20:19 <usagi> Right now yes or now.
  54. Sep 05 00:20:22 <copumpkin>     lol
  55. Sep 05 00:20:25 <mircea_popescu>        aw shit.
  56. Sep 05 00:20:28 <copumpkin>     flip dat coin
  57. Sep 05 00:20:30 <smickles>      ;;coin
  58. Sep 05 00:20:31 <gribble>       heads
  59. Sep 05 00:20:33 <smickles>      :D
  60. Sep 05 00:20:57 <assbot>        [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 2 @ 0.1021 = 0.2042 BTC [+]
  61. Sep 05 00:21:03 <assbot>        [GLBSE] [TYGRR.BOND-P] 50 @ 0.099998 = 4.9999 BTC [+]
  62. Sep 05 00:21:07 <mircea_popescu>        so basically what happened here is that copumpkin said something, usagi googled, found wikipedia and now thinks he knows ito calculus. and he'll bet me.
  63. Sep 05 00:21:14 <usagi> Ok yeah back to work I guess...
  64. Sep 05 00:21:17 <mircea_popescu>        this reminds me vaguely of that thing that failed, what was it called...
  65. Sep 05 00:21:23 <mircea_popescu>        the one on reddit.
  66. Sep 05 00:21:26 <usagi> That thing called mircea has no balls
  67. Sep 05 00:21:32 <usagi> kek
  68. Sep 05 00:21:36 <copumpkin>     mircea_popescu: /r/jailbait?
  69. Sep 05 00:21:40 <mircea_popescu>        nono,
  70. Sep 05 00:21:50 <Lyspooner>     heliocentrism?
  71. Sep 05 00:21:53 <copumpkin>      /r/reddit.com ?
  72. Sep 05 00:21:55 <mircea_popescu>        the "company" that was doing something or the other and peopleended up logging in as anyone etc
  73. Sep 05 00:22:12 <mircea_popescu>        lemme dig.
  74. Sep 05 00:22:42 <copumpkin>     digg :)
  75. Sep 05 00:22:56 <mircea_popescu>        bitdaytrade
  76. Sep 05 00:23:28 <mircea_popescu>        "We do use... that thing... the one you just talked about. Right. We totally use that. You know, the one from... the market. The thing market."
  77. Sep 05 00:23:32 <mircea_popescu>        http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/ybaut/do_not_invest_in_bitdaytrade_this_website_is/
  78. Sep 05 00:23:40 <mircea_popescu>        this is about the level of it tbh.
  79. Sep 05 00:23:54 <assbot>        [GLBSE] [OBSI.HRPT] 10 @ 0.1021 = 1.021 BTC [+]
  80. Sep 05 00:24:02 <copumpkin>     oh that
  81. Sep 05 00:24:07 <mircea_popescu>        yeah. that ito thing.
  82. Sep 05 00:24:10 <mircea_popescu>        with the good math.
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