"Captain!" Commander Twilight Sparkle commanded of her soldier. "Stop the assault this instant!" Of course, the reckless Commander Rainbow Dash disregarded ger and pressed her soldiers forward into the VietPony installations, paying no attention to the thundering of North Vietnamese artillery. "Sorry, Commander!" She shouted through Rarity's radio. "We've got to take this hill!" The call was interrupted as Rarity's sniper rifle spat out a large caliber round, which then decided to take residence in the skull of a VietPony. "Bogey down, Captain." She reported, checking her camo make-up. "I look gorgeous too."

"Good work, Lieutenant." Applejack shouted as her mounted machinegun tore into enemy emplacements. "I guess yer perfectionism came in handy fer once, lil' lady." Rarity just giggled and loaded another round into her rifle. "Oh Applejack, like you know anything." As the two girls giggled, tehre was a thundering crack and in an instant Rarity's front hoof was spitting out red blood. "Medic! I'm hit!" She shouted, grasping the bullet wound and crying out in pain. A light yellow figure burst out of the bushes, carrying a large medkit. "PFC Medic Fluttershy, reporting for duty!" It's deep voice called.

"TOURINQUET! TOURINQUET!" Fluttershy booms, wrapping a strand of gauze around Rarity's punctured appendage. The pony writhes in pain as Fluttershy continues to dress the room. Suddenly, there is a great roar and three airponies fly overhead, each carrying a napalm bomb. At the head of the group is Captain Rainbow Dash, with her goggles strapped aound her head. "ON MY MARK!" She shouts back to her wingmen. The Vietnamese country side zooms by as they circle the enemy emplacements. In the maelstrom of bullets fired upwards, she sopts the VietPony radio operator and smilers widely. "Two degrees to the west! Drop them in that trench!" She commands before letting go of her own bomb. Before the radio operator has a chance to react, his entire body is encapsulated in napalm fire and his skin melts off his bones like wax. Her wingmen drop their payloads into the surrounding trenches, scorching anything alive in the VietPony side. The smell of burnt flesh and the sound of the screams are carried on the wind, causing all ponies to gag but the veteran medic Fluttershy who salutes the squadron of Airponies that return to for more bombs. "Godspeed." She whispers before yet another call for Medic! draws her attention.

"HQ, this is Position Charlie." THe now-landed Rainbow Dash calls through Rarity's radio. "We've hel the hill." Twilight sparkle frowns lightly and nots at her aide to alert General Celestia. "Dash, if you do one more fucking stunt like that and put my men at rish I will court-martial your ass faster than you say 'Bye, everypony'!" Dash does nothing but chuckle at her superior's anger. "I got the jon done, Commander. That is all that matters."

THE END