Your name is GABRIEL HARDESTY. Your INTERESTS include PROGRESSIVE ROCK and SURVIVAL-HORROR VIDEOGAMES. You are also INORDINATELY FOND of MOSTLY AWFUL HORROR FILMS.

You also enjoy COSPLAY and the occasional CONVENTION. You'd never admit it, but you are A BIT OF A WEEABOO.

You also enjoy PLAYING AIMLESSLY WITH VIDEOCAMERAS and like to imagine a future in FILMMAKING.

You spend a lot of time on THE INTERNET. You'd like to think you're a VALUABLE CONTRIBUTOR TO THE ONLINE COMMUNITY, but you know deep down that you're just ANOTHER ASSHOLE WITH A BLOG.

You are FAIRLY NAIVE and A LITTLE BIT SELF-DEPRECATING. Not many people get along with you, but for the select few you feel kinship with you try your hardest to be A STALWART AND GENEROUS COMPANION.

You wield the REPLICAKIND SPECIBUS. Or you would, if there were any need for it in your PEACEFUL FIRST-WORLD HOME. You were never much of a fighter anyway, and when conflict rears its ugly head you'd much rather HUG IT OUT.

Your PesterChum handle is perpetualVertigo.