"spongebob me boy, you destroyed me collection of cock and ball torture pornography, I payed TEN WHOLE DOLLARS for that!" Mr Krabs beligerantly yelled at spongebob, who, had just previously nutted onto Mr Krabs' hard drive filled with leaked OnlyFins CBT content.
Spongebob was a pornography addict who can been clean for three years up until that point. Not even having access to internet he managed to fill his time by taking up activities and hobbies such as jellyfishing and karate. However, on that fateful day spongebob was asked by mister krabs to pirate Microsoft Excel for mr krabs, who, tightfistedly as ever refuse to buy a legitimate copy.
"Mr krabs I'm so sorry!" spongebob pleaded.
"I didnt mean to open the folder, but once I did it was too late. My addiction took hold and I just had to beat my spongecock Mr Krabs I will pay you back out of my wages" he begged.
Mr Krabs looked at spongebob and his thrown slowly faded into a grin, then a smile, and then into a full on laugh.
"ah gah gah gah gah gah. Spongebob me boy, you don't get paid enough to pay me back for me cock and ball torture pornography in any timely manner." he excitedly exclamed to spongebob
"No me boy, there is only one way we can fix this situa.." Mr Krabs was interupted by spongebob who desperately pleaded.
"Anything Mr Krabs, ANYTHING" his voice raised as his desperation grew.
Mr krabs, who's eye was now set on a pair of tentacles slowly rising above spongebob from behind the small yellow sponge.
"Well, there is one thing I have in mind for ya me boy, and it's been a long time cumming"
The tentacles sharply close in on spongebob, who lets out his classic scream as a tentacle grasping a chloroform rag covers his mouth, muffling his screams.
"I guess we'll have to make a new collection, ah gah gah gah gah gah" Mr Krabs laughed wildly as spongebob faded out of consciousness.
"And I'll finally get my revenge for all these years of suffering brought on by you and that ninconpoop friend of yours... Spongebob" Squidward evilly exclaims, growing more and more erect with every passing second.