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- You know...
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- you think that when you get old,
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- you'll pass on all your junk to your kids,
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- and it'll become their problem
- to deal with
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- when you're gone.
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- Guess what?
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- I never had any kids.
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- And I've got a whole lot of junk.
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- Morning.
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- - Hi.
- -Can I help with anything?
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- -You want anything?
- -Thank you. Just looking.
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- So, here I am.
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- I'll give it to you for 30. It's okay.
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- You can have this, look.
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- -That's 15.
- -Yeah, thanks.
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- Got that? Thirty-five.
- 17
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- I just love estate sales.
- 18
- 00:01:20,005 --> 00:01:23,755
- You know, 'cause they, like,
- give you a glimpse into a person's life.
- 19
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- Eighty-three fifty.
- 20
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- Did you know the owner?
- 21
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- -I did.
- -How did she die?
- 22
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- Cancer.
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- Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
- Who was she?
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- Nice choice.
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- Thank you very much.
- 26
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- I have lived
- in this same apartment for 46 years.
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- Ugh!
- 28
- 00:01:56,088 --> 00:01:58,505
- -I don't know where the years have gone.
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- Oh, my God.
- 30
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- Ah, my mom.
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- She used to say that we don't die.
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- We live on through the memories
- we leave behind.
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- Goodbye.
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- I guess this is it for me.
- 35
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- ♪ Sometimes I'm tired and I wonder ♪
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- ♪ What's so all-fired important ♪
- 37
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- ♪ About being someplace at some time ♪
- 38
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- ♪ Oh, but I don't really mind ♪
- 39
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- ♪ 'Cause I could be on Easy Street ♪
- 40
- 00:02:42,046 --> 00:02:46,671
- ♪ And I know that you've got to take
- The bitter with the sweet ♪
- 41
- 00:02:50,463 --> 00:02:52,380
- ♪ I guess it gets to everyone ♪
- 42
- 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:54,838
- ♪ You think you're not having any fun ♪
- 43
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- ♪ And you wonder what you're doing ♪
- 44
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- ♪ Playing the games you play ♪
- 45
- 00:02:59,130 --> 00:03:02,963
- ♪ Hey, well, it's true what they say ♪
- 46
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- ♪ If you want to feel complete ♪
- 47
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- ♪ Don't you know that you've got to take
- The bitter with the sweet ♪
- 48
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- Hi, Martha.
- This is Lindsey from Dr. Lee's office.
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- You missed your appointment this morning.
- 50
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- - I'd like to cancel, actually.
- -Ugh...
- 51
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- No, I mean, what I'm saying is
- I'd like to cancel all my appointments.
- 52
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- But your chemo starts next week.
- You should really just speak with her.
- 53
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- No, Lindsey!
- I'm not doing the treatment.
- 54
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- ♪ A friend of mine once told me ♪
- 55
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- ♪ And I know he knows
- All about feelin' down ♪
- 56
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- ♪ He said everything good in life
- You've got to pay for ♪
- 57
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- ♪ But feelin' good
- Is what you're paving the way for ♪
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- Come on!
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- What? Oh, c-- Anytime!
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- Sorry, but yeah.
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- Okay, go on by!
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- Go ahead!
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- Really? Wow.
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- Hi!
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- Hey there!
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- Oh, my God.
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- Oh, hi there!
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- Hello!
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- ♪ You've got to take the bitter
- With the sweet ♪
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- ♪ You've got to take ♪
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- ♪ The bitter with the sweet ♪
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- ♪ The bitter with the ♪
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- ♪ Sweet ♪
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- ♪ Sweet, sweet ♪
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- ♪ Oh ♪
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- Oh!
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- Oh, shoot.
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- You like that one?
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- Yeah, I'll take it.
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- Oh, my goodness! You must be Martha!
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- Huh? Oh.
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- I'm Vicki.
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- -This is Gayle and Barbara.
- -Hey!
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- -Hello!
- -We are the welcoming committee.
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- And this is for you.
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- Oh. Oh! Ah!
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- -I'm sorry!
- -Excuse me. I'm sorry.
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- -That's fine. Don't worry about it.
- -You got it.
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- -Anyway...
- -Just a little southern hospitality.
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- Now, what brings you to Sun Springs?
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- Oh, I'm just here to die.
- 92
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- Well, I think we can aim
- a little bit higher than that.
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- Let's get started with the tour.
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- -Uh-huh.
- -What do you mean, the tour?
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- -You're official!
- -Wait, whoa.
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- -Yeah, let's go.
- -You gotta protect that pretty skin.
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- -Oh, yeah.
- -If you're gonna tackle this one.
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- - So sorry.
- -We'll put that in your front yard.
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- All right, put your hands up!
- Come on, don't be lazy!
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- We've got everything you could ever need.
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- We've got three golf courses,
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- two bowling alleys,
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- oh, an indoor pool,
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- and the outdoor pool.
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- -The works.
- -Yeah.
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- I always say,
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- if you are bored in Sun Springs,
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- you just need to be watered.
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- -It's true.
- -Yeah.
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- -She always says that.
- -She does.
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- Let's move on.
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- All our residents are required to join
- at least one club.
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- Oh.
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- Now, there are over 100 of 'em.
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- In the unlikely event that you can't find
- the right club for you,
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- -fun fact!
- -What?
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- You can start your own!
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- Gayle and I started a club
- called the Southern Belles.
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- Oh, is that a fact, Vicki?
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- I'm not allowed to join.
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- It's called the Southern Belles.
- It's not called the Wisconsin Belles.
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- I don't know how many times
- I have to explain that to you.
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- Oh, and the biggest event of the year
- is the Senior Showcase.
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- -Oh.
- -Oh, my God!
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- Really?
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- 00:07:06,546 --> 00:07:10,338
- All of Sun Springs' talent on one stage.
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- The whole community
- comes out to watch. It's a real hoot.
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- You're gonna love it, Martha.
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- Well, I mean, I'll, uh...
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- Obviously, I will be sure
- and check my calendar.
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- -Great.
- -But if you'll excuse me, ladies,
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- I just want to say thanks for the tour.
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- I should get going, though.
- I really should--
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- Wait. No, you haven't done
- your safety training.
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- My what?
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- Safety training.
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- Uh-huh.
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- As Chief of Security,
- it's my job to keep our residents safe.
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- I run a team of highly trained volunteers,
- just like Dorris here.
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- Say hi, Dorris.
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- -Hi!
- -Hello, Dorris.
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- All tips are anonymous.
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- So if you see something, say something.
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- Like what?
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- Overgrown hedges.
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- Excessive lawn ornamentation.
- 147
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- If someone has their Christmas lights on
- past New Years, that's a big one.
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- Very big.
- 149
- 00:07:57,505 --> 00:07:59,880
- Well, are you authorized
- to use deadly force?
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- Excuse me?
- 151
- 00:08:01,463 --> 00:08:03,380
- Well, let's just say it's July
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- and my neighbor hasn't taken down
- his Christmas lights.
- 153
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- Are you gonna have the guts
- to do what it takes?
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- Well...
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- mostly we just issue citations.
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- I'm glad you find this so amusing!
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- Oh!
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- Oh.
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- Oh, my God.
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- 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:31,838
- Oh.
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- -Hi! Moving in?
- -Oh. Yeah.
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- I was hoping you'd be a man.
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- Excuse me?
- 164
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- Did you know single women outlive
- single men by almost ten years?
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- And Lord knows there's not enough
- erections around here as it is.
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- Oh, we're talkin' erections, huh? Wow.
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- I'm Sheryl.
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- -Sheryl.
- -I live next door.
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- 00:09:54,713 --> 00:09:57,713
- -Yes, Sheryl. Good to meet you.
- -Hey, you don't play poker, do you?
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- Because I run a weekly game,
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- 00:10:00,463 --> 00:10:03,130
- and we could sure use another player.
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- 00:10:03,213 --> 00:10:07,088
- It's all very hush-hush because
- gambling's not allowed around here,
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- 00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:08,963
- like most things that are worthwhile.
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- 00:10:09,046 --> 00:10:12,046
- You should drop by tonight
- and say hi to the guys.
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- God, you know, it's been a very...
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- 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,338
- Look, it's a long day for me.
- I just moved in, and...
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- 00:10:16,421 --> 00:10:18,338
- But thanks,
- I really appreciate what you're...
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- 00:10:18,421 --> 00:10:20,088
- -The invitation's sweet.
- -I get it.
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- 00:10:20,171 --> 00:10:22,546
- It's really nice.
- Thanks so much for coming by.
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- 00:10:22,921 --> 00:10:24,588
- - See ya.
- - Great.
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- Ugh, God. Bye!
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- Okay.
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- Oh, my God.
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- 00:10:43,713 --> 00:10:44,546
- Okay.
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- That's it.
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- 00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:55,713
- - Okay.
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- 00:10:55,796 --> 00:10:56,963
- Let's go. Move it.
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- - I'll play! You want one or two?
- - Hey!
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- 00:11:00,171 --> 00:11:01,213
- Oh, God damn it.
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- 00:11:02,546 --> 00:11:03,671
- Hello?
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- 00:11:03,755 --> 00:11:04,838
- Oh, God.
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- 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:13,380
- Hello?
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- 00:11:14,755 --> 00:11:15,588
- Yes.
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- 00:11:16,338 --> 00:11:18,296
- We'll send somebody right over.
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- 00:11:19,296 --> 00:11:20,505
- Hey, Chief.
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- 00:11:20,588 --> 00:11:21,630
- What is it, Dorris?
- 197
- 00:11:21,713 --> 00:11:27,088
- Well, we got a 314 in progress
- over there on Pleasant Valley Drive.
- 198
- 00:11:27,171 --> 00:11:28,421
- Somebody's getting raped?
- 199
- 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:29,713
- Well, now...
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- 00:11:30,671 --> 00:11:31,671
- Mmm...
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- 00:11:33,546 --> 00:11:34,838
- What's a noise complaint?
- 202
- 00:11:34,921 --> 00:11:36,005
- That's a 315.
- 203
- 00:11:37,046 --> 00:11:38,671
- Oh. Well, yeah, that's the one.
- 204
- 00:11:40,588 --> 00:11:41,921
- Let's go, let's go!
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- 00:11:43,255 --> 00:11:44,130
- Come on.
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- 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:48,921
- -Oh!
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- 00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:55,963
- Oh.
- 208
- 00:11:56,046 --> 00:11:59,338
- Hey! You didn't call the cops on me,
- did you?
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- 00:11:59,755 --> 00:12:03,463
- Because if there's a problem,
- I hope you can just come straight to me.
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- 00:12:03,546 --> 00:12:06,463
- Well, of course.
- I mean, the same goes for you.
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- 00:12:06,546 --> 00:12:09,546
- Good. We need somewhere to hide.
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- 00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:11,546
- -We?
- -Come on, guys.
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- 00:12:12,630 --> 00:12:13,880
- I'm sorry, but...
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- - This'll work! Over here!
- - I'll set this up.
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- 00:12:17,046 --> 00:12:18,296
- - Well, I--
- -Howdy!
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- 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:19,588
- -Ma'am.
- -Hello.
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- - Get this out the way.
- - Hey, Martha.
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- 00:12:37,171 --> 00:12:38,505
- - Mm-hmm.
- -You want a beer?
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- 00:12:38,588 --> 00:12:40,380
- Uh, no, no. Thanks so much.
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- 00:12:40,463 --> 00:12:42,796
- - Let's do it! Here we go!
- - Okay, let's go.
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- Oh, snacks!
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- 00:12:44,005 --> 00:12:45,255
- Mm-hmm. There you go.
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- 00:12:45,338 --> 00:12:47,171
- Sorry about the intrusion.
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- 00:12:47,255 --> 00:12:49,171
- No, that's fine.
- That's absolutely fine.
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- 00:12:49,255 --> 00:12:53,463
- I really love having strange men
- in my house at all hours of the night.
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- 00:12:57,421 --> 00:12:58,755
- But who is that?
- 227
- 00:12:58,838 --> 00:13:01,671
- Oh, that's, uh, Ben.
- He's Sheryl's gardener.
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- 00:13:01,755 --> 00:13:03,046
- - Really?
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- 00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:04,463
- - God.
- - Uh-huh.
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- 00:13:04,546 --> 00:13:05,588
- Uh-huh.
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- 00:13:05,671 --> 00:13:07,088
- Okay, thank you.
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- 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,130
- -All right.
- -All right. Come on. Ante up now.
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- 00:13:10,213 --> 00:13:12,213
- - What is this?
- - No, that's rubbish.
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- 00:13:13,213 --> 00:13:14,046
- Oh.
- 235
- 00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:15,255
- -Evening, ma'am.
- -Evening.
- 236
- 00:13:15,338 --> 00:13:17,046
- I just wanted to follow up on your call.
- 237
- 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,296
- Oh, well, don't worry.
- Everything's absolutely fine now.
- 238
- 00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:21,671
- -No, ma'am. I'm afraid it is not.
- -Huh?
- 239
- 00:13:21,755 --> 00:13:23,296
- It's never that quiet over there.
- 240
- 00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:25,213
- I didn't see anyone in the house,
- 241
- 00:13:25,963 --> 00:13:28,296
- but there were clear signs of subterfuge.
- 242
- 00:13:28,380 --> 00:13:29,296
- Subterfuge?
- 243
- 00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:32,046
- Yes, ma'am.
- It's like chicanery or evasion.
- 244
- 00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:35,505
- I just want you to know
- that Dorris and I will be on stake-out.
- 245
- 00:13:37,005 --> 00:13:40,421
- - Mm-hmm.
- -Thank you. All right, bye.
- 246
- 00:13:42,005 --> 00:13:44,213
- - That's for me, Hank.
- - All right.
- 247
- 00:13:44,296 --> 00:13:45,963
- Here we go. It's on you, Sheryl.
- 248
- 00:13:46,046 --> 00:13:47,046
- Hey, Martha!
- 249
- 00:13:47,463 --> 00:13:48,671
- You want a beer?
- 250
- 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,380
- - You wanna play? We're raising.
- 251
- 00:13:52,463 --> 00:13:53,296
- Good night, everyone.
- 252
- 00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:54,796
- - Bye now.
- -We'll whisper.
- 253
- 00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,921
- -Pay up, boys!
- -Just shut up!
- 254
- 00:14:02,838 --> 00:14:04,796
- God, I can't take it.
- 255
- 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,005
- - Hey!
- 256
- 00:14:14,088 --> 00:14:15,338
- -Hey there!
- -Oh, whoa!
- 257
- 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:16,755
- -Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 258
- 00:14:16,838 --> 00:14:18,421
- -Yeah, hi, hello.
- -Hey.
- 259
- 00:14:18,755 --> 00:14:20,630
- I wanna take you to lunch.
- 260
- 00:14:20,713 --> 00:14:23,546
- -That isn't really necessary.
- -To say thank you for last night.
- 261
- 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:28,088
- -Whoa! What a night, right?
- -Come on, I don't take no for an answer!
- 262
- 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,296
- I gathered that.
- 263
- 00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:31,713
- I bet you haven't got other plans.
- 264
- 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:33,755
- -Okay, fine.
- -Then hop in.
- 265
- 00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:36,005
- -Hop in. We'll be late.
- -I got it. I'll get in right now.
- 266
- 00:14:36,088 --> 00:14:38,130
- -This'll be...
- -I promise you'll love it.
- 267
- 00:14:38,421 --> 00:14:40,338
- ♪ Playing with the Queen of Hearts ♪
- 268
- 00:14:41,796 --> 00:14:43,755
- So what brings you
- to Sun Springs?
- 269
- 00:14:44,338 --> 00:14:47,880
- Well, I heard really good things
- about the Southern Belles.
- 270
- 00:14:47,963 --> 00:14:50,421
- - The Southern Belles.
- -Yeah.
- 271
- 00:14:50,505 --> 00:14:51,796
- Gimme a break.
- 272
- 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:55,130
- Bunch of mean, old gals
- and their stupid club.
- 273
- 00:14:55,213 --> 00:14:56,463
- - Sheryl!
- -Hi!
- 274
- 00:14:56,546 --> 00:14:57,588
- Good to see ya!
- 275
- 00:14:57,671 --> 00:14:58,546
- Hey.
- 276
- 00:14:59,588 --> 00:15:01,046
- What clubs do you belong to?
- 277
- 00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:03,338
- Well, I just turn up,
- pretend I'm interested,
- 278
- 00:15:03,421 --> 00:15:04,921
- and eat all the free food.
- 279
- 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:08,171
- Will we be seeing you perform
- at the Senior Showcase
- 280
- 00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,630
- I've heard so much about?
- 281
- 00:15:09,713 --> 00:15:10,588
- Oh, no.
- 282
- 00:15:10,671 --> 00:15:13,338
- My only talents are poker and poking.
- 283
- 00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:15,630
- Poker and poking?
- 284
- 00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:18,380
- Where are you taking me?
- 285
- 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,255
- The real perk about this place...
- 286
- 00:15:36,046 --> 00:15:38,755
- is that people are constantly dying.
- 287
- 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,963
- They list all the funerals in the papers,
- 288
- 00:15:42,046 --> 00:15:44,546
- and there's always tons of free food.
- 289
- 00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:48,921
- -Here, put this in your purse.
- -No, no, no, no. No.
- 290
- 00:15:49,005 --> 00:15:51,171
- Put it in your own purse, okay?
- Thanks.
- 291
- 00:15:51,255 --> 00:15:52,963
- Well, mine's already full.
- Just shove it in.
- 292
- 00:15:53,046 --> 00:15:55,005
- -No, I don't really want to.
- -Oh, okay.
- 293
- 00:15:55,713 --> 00:15:57,630
- Shall we go pay our respects?
- 294
- 00:16:09,255 --> 00:16:11,463
- -Okay, I'm outta here.
- -Do you want to have a drink?
- 295
- 00:16:11,546 --> 00:16:13,880
- No, no, I'll have a drink later, thanks.
- I'm outta here.
- 296
- 00:16:27,838 --> 00:16:29,838
- Hey, Martha! It's Sheryl!
- 297
- 00:16:29,921 --> 00:16:33,046
- We're going to bingo
- and we'd love for you to join us.
- 298
- 00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:34,588
- There's some great prizes!
- 299
- 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,421
- Listen, I'm sorry
- 300
- 00:16:36,505 --> 00:16:38,255
- about taking you to that wake.
- 301
- 00:16:38,338 --> 00:16:40,671
- I know you didn't like it. I'm sorry.
- 302
- 00:16:40,755 --> 00:16:41,671
- It was...
- 303
- 00:16:41,755 --> 00:16:42,588
- Anyway,
- 304
- 00:16:42,963 --> 00:16:44,171
- give me a call, would you?
- 305
- 00:16:44,255 --> 00:16:45,505
- I haven't seen you.
- 306
- 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,880
- I'd love to... You know, bingo's fun.
- 307
- 00:16:54,005 --> 00:16:57,171
- Oh, hi, Martha.
- I was hoping you'd pick up.
- 308
- 00:16:57,255 --> 00:17:00,046
- We're going bowling
- and we'd love you to join us.
- 309
- 00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:01,088
- I can teach you.
- 310
- 00:17:01,171 --> 00:17:03,005
- It's simple. It's all in the wrist.
- 311
- 00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:04,796
- So give a call, why don't you?
- 312
- 00:17:06,046 --> 00:17:07,046
- Bye!
- 313
- 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,213
- Oh.
- 314
- 00:17:16,588 --> 00:17:17,421
- Oh.
- 315
- 00:17:20,255 --> 00:17:21,671
- I'm Tim Nichols.
- 316
- 00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:24,255
- Now, death can be expensive.
- 317
- 00:17:24,546 --> 00:17:26,505
- There's the embalming, the caskets,
- 318
- 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,713
- the flowers,
- the funeral and cemetery fees,
- 319
- 00:17:29,796 --> 00:17:31,421
- just to name a few.
- 320
- 00:17:31,838 --> 00:17:34,963
- If you ever wondered
- if there's a better way,
- 321
- 00:17:35,838 --> 00:17:38,171
- well, now there is.
- 322
- 00:17:38,421 --> 00:17:41,796
- Send your loved one off in style
- by sending their ashes up
- 323
- 00:17:42,088 --> 00:17:45,755
- in one of our custom-made
- funeral fireworks.
- 324
- 00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:49,005
- I guarantee they'll get a bang out of it.
- 325
- 00:18:02,671 --> 00:18:03,505
- What?
- 326
- 00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:05,463
- What?
- 327
- 00:18:10,921 --> 00:18:12,630
- Oh, my God, what is this?
- 328
- 00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:24,088
- What the hell are you doing?!
- 329
- 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,421
- What am I doing?
- 330
- 00:18:25,755 --> 00:18:28,338
- Oh, my God! I thought you were a burglar!
- 331
- 00:18:28,421 --> 00:18:31,588
- You haven't been out of this place
- for days!
- 332
- 00:18:31,671 --> 00:18:34,546
- I thought you'd slipped in the shower
- or something.
- 333
- 00:18:34,921 --> 00:18:37,588
- I was worried the cats
- were getting at you.
- 334
- 00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:38,796
- I don't have cats.
- 335
- 00:18:39,088 --> 00:18:40,713
- Jesus Christ!
- 336
- 00:18:40,796 --> 00:18:43,171
- -You could've killed me with that thing!
- -I know.
- 337
- 00:18:43,671 --> 00:18:44,796
- Who are you?
- 338
- 00:18:44,963 --> 00:18:46,338
- Let's have some wine.
- 339
- 00:18:46,421 --> 00:18:47,588
- -Come on, let's sit down.
- -Oh!
- 340
- 00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:48,880
- Okay, yeah.
- 341
- 00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:50,838
- Oh, my God, Jesus Christ.
- 342
- 00:18:53,463 --> 00:18:56,005
- I'm really sorry
- about being such a bitch at the wake.
- 343
- 00:18:56,088 --> 00:18:58,380
- I was mad about something else,
- and, you know,
- 344
- 00:18:58,463 --> 00:19:01,796
- I shouldn't have
- taken it out on you, and...
- 345
- 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,755
- No, I'm sorry for telling you what to do.
- 346
- 00:19:04,838 --> 00:19:08,088
- You're a grown-ass woman.
- You can do whatever you want.
- 347
- 00:19:08,171 --> 00:19:09,005
- Yeah.
- 348
- 00:19:12,421 --> 00:19:13,421
- What's this?
- 349
- 00:19:13,796 --> 00:19:16,088
- Oh, no, it's just a bunch of old junk.
- 350
- 00:19:16,796 --> 00:19:18,296
- You were a cheerleader?
- 351
- 00:19:19,046 --> 00:19:21,838
- Oh, aren't you full of surprises?
- 352
- 00:19:21,921 --> 00:19:23,213
- Ms. Pep Squad.
- 353
- 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,130
- Queen of the campus.
- 354
- 00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:26,338
- Yeah, in another life,
- I guess you'd call it.
- 355
- 00:19:26,421 --> 00:19:31,380
- I used to just come running home
- so that I could practice all afternoon,
- 356
- 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:34,171
- and it drove my mom totally crazy.
- 357
- 00:19:34,796 --> 00:19:36,005
- That's how bad I wanted it.
- 358
- 00:19:36,505 --> 00:19:37,338
- Yeah.
- 359
- 00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:40,963
- And I tried out three times
- and I never made the cut.
- 360
- 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,046
- But get this.
- 361
- 00:19:42,421 --> 00:19:43,963
- Finally, in my senior year,
- 362
- 00:19:44,755 --> 00:19:46,005
- I made the varsity squad.
- 363
- 00:19:46,088 --> 00:19:47,255
- Better late than never!
- 364
- 00:19:47,338 --> 00:19:49,880
- Yeah. On the day before our first game...
- 365
- 00:19:51,338 --> 00:19:56,796
- I found out
- that my mother was very sick, so...
- 366
- 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:58,963
- I, uh...
- 367
- 00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:04,463
- I quit the team, you know,
- started to take care of her.
- 368
- 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,171
- Man, you know. Oh, my God. I...
- 369
- 00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,255
- You know, I never...
- 370
- 00:20:11,338 --> 00:20:13,255
- I never did perform.
- 371
- 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,546
- - Oh.
- -No, that's...
- 372
- 00:20:16,046 --> 00:20:18,546
- Maybe you should give it another shot.
- 373
- 00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:21,338
- Yeah, maybe the Dallas Cowgirls
- have an opening, right?
- 374
- 00:20:23,046 --> 00:20:23,880
- Yeah.
- 375
- 00:20:24,713 --> 00:20:26,088
- -You know what?
- -What?
- 376
- 00:20:26,171 --> 00:20:28,213
- I really love this.
- 377
- 00:20:28,296 --> 00:20:31,380
- - Mm-hmm.
- -I think it's kinda... sexy.
- 378
- 00:20:31,796 --> 00:20:33,255
- Don't you think?
- 379
- 00:20:33,338 --> 00:20:34,338
- Uh, hey...
- 380
- 00:20:34,421 --> 00:20:36,338
- Could I borrow this?
- 381
- 00:20:36,421 --> 00:20:37,588
- -No.
- 382
- 00:20:38,046 --> 00:20:38,880
- No, I can't?
- 383
- 00:20:38,963 --> 00:20:40,880
- -No, of course you can!
- 384
- 00:20:40,963 --> 00:20:44,505
- 'Cause I'm taking pictures
- for my Jdate profile.
- 385
- 00:20:44,838 --> 00:20:46,005
- I didn't know you were Jewish.
- 386
- 00:20:46,296 --> 00:20:47,130
- Oh, I'm not.
- 387
- 00:20:48,171 --> 00:20:49,005
- Hey.
- 388
- 00:20:50,671 --> 00:20:52,546
- I'm glad you're not cat food.
- 389
- 00:20:52,963 --> 00:20:54,963
- Yeah, thanks.
- 390
- 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,296
- -See ya.
- -Yeah, see you.
- 391
- 00:21:46,963 --> 00:21:47,963
- Hello?
- 392
- 00:21:48,963 --> 00:21:50,755
- -Hello?
- -Hey. Shh.
- 393
- 00:21:50,838 --> 00:21:51,755
- Sheryl's not here.
- 394
- 00:21:52,630 --> 00:21:54,338
- Who are you anyway? I mean...
- 395
- 00:21:54,421 --> 00:21:57,088
- And don't give me that nonsense
- about being the gardener--
- 396
- 00:21:57,171 --> 00:22:00,213
- I live here. They don't let anyone
- under 55 live here,
- 397
- 00:22:00,296 --> 00:22:02,171
- so I gotta keep a low profile.
- 398
- 00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:05,088
- Oh. So Sheryl likes 'em young,
- does she, huh?
- 399
- 00:22:05,171 --> 00:22:06,171
- What?
- 400
- 00:22:06,255 --> 00:22:07,088
- Oh.
- 401
- 00:22:07,546 --> 00:22:09,588
- -What?
- -Sheryl is my-- my grandma.
- 402
- 00:22:09,671 --> 00:22:10,505
- Oh.
- 403
- 00:22:11,255 --> 00:22:12,088
- Yeah.
- 404
- 00:22:12,838 --> 00:22:14,296
- And where is she anyway, huh?
- 405
- 00:22:14,546 --> 00:22:16,921
- She substitute teaches at my school
- 406
- 00:22:17,005 --> 00:22:19,463
- when she needs the extra cash,
- so she's down there.
- 407
- 00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:20,588
- Sheryl's a teacher?
- 408
- 00:22:22,921 --> 00:22:25,963
- If you can call it that.
- I pretend to be sick whenever she's there.
- 409
- 00:22:26,046 --> 00:22:27,338
- It's kinda humiliating.
- 410
- 00:22:28,088 --> 00:22:31,130
- Miss Ferris is away sick,
- so we'll be watching a movie.
- 411
- 00:22:32,005 --> 00:22:33,588
- -Yes?
- -What's the movie?
- 412
- 00:22:33,671 --> 00:22:35,588
- It's an educational video
- 413
- 00:22:35,671 --> 00:22:38,588
- about the dangers of STDs.
- 414
- 00:22:39,005 --> 00:22:40,713
- Are you even qualified to be teaching us?
- 415
- 00:22:41,755 --> 00:22:43,088
- What's your name?
- 416
- 00:22:43,171 --> 00:22:44,005
- Chloe.
- 417
- 00:22:44,421 --> 00:22:48,463
- Well, Chloe, the state of Georgia
- has surprisingly low standards
- 418
- 00:22:48,546 --> 00:22:50,171
- for substitute teachers.
- 419
- 00:22:50,255 --> 00:22:51,755
- If you've got a problem with that,
- 420
- 00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,171
- you take it up with your congressman.
- 421
- 00:22:54,255 --> 00:22:57,421
- Okay, but we're supposed to be studying
- Romeo and Juliet.
- 422
- 00:22:57,505 --> 00:22:59,963
- Well, today you'll be studying gonorrhea.
- 423
- 00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:02,588
- So you wanna have sex?
- 424
- 00:23:03,088 --> 00:23:05,505
- You should know
- what's up before getting down.
- 425
- 00:23:05,588 --> 00:23:06,588
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
- 426
- 00:23:06,671 --> 00:23:09,421
- ♪ Sex can be fun, but there's STDs ♪
- 427
- 00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:12,505
- ♪ Some can be cured
- But some you can't treat ♪
- 428
- 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,755
- ♪ Uh-oh, herpes! Oh, no, hep B! ♪
- 429
- 00:23:15,838 --> 00:23:18,755
- ♪ Whoa, oh! What if it's HIV? ♪
- 430
- 00:23:18,838 --> 00:23:21,213
- And one, two, three, four...
- 431
- 00:23:21,546 --> 00:23:23,296
- So you're a teacher, huh?
- 432
- 00:23:24,213 --> 00:23:27,713
- Well, I like to think of myself
- as more of a life coach.
- 433
- 00:23:29,671 --> 00:23:30,713
- I was a teacher.
- 434
- 00:23:31,171 --> 00:23:32,630
- -Yeah?
- -Yes, yes.
- 435
- 00:23:32,713 --> 00:23:34,005
- Do you ever miss it?
- 436
- 00:23:34,671 --> 00:23:38,380
- Sometimes. I mean, God, the hours
- were long and the pay was ridiculous,
- 437
- 00:23:38,463 --> 00:23:39,588
- but yeah, I guess I...
- 438
- 00:23:40,046 --> 00:23:41,088
- I guess miss it.
- 439
- 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,880
- So, what are you doing here?
- 440
- 00:23:44,796 --> 00:23:46,421
- I have an announcement to make.
- 441
- 00:23:49,296 --> 00:23:52,213
- We're starting a cheerleading club
- at Sun Springs.
- 442
- 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,755
- Is that the set-up or the punchline?
- 443
- 00:23:55,838 --> 00:23:58,005
- No, no, no. I'm really serious, right?
- 444
- 00:23:58,296 --> 00:23:59,713
- I mean, I have to join a club.
- 445
- 00:23:59,796 --> 00:24:01,713
- I don't like any of their clubs, so...
- 446
- 00:24:02,338 --> 00:24:03,421
- I'm creating my own.
- 447
- 00:24:04,046 --> 00:24:05,505
- -Yes, come on, seriously!
- 448
- 00:24:05,588 --> 00:24:07,505
- You do know how old you are.
- 449
- 00:24:07,588 --> 00:24:10,880
- What's the difference? I mean, we'll learn
- a few moves. There's nothing to it. I--
- 450
- 00:24:10,963 --> 00:24:12,630
- Hey, what's this "we"?
- 451
- 00:24:13,463 --> 00:24:15,338
- I know this sounds so crazy, but I...
- 452
- 00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:18,213
- I can't do it without you.
- 453
- 00:24:18,296 --> 00:24:19,380
- What's in it for me?
- 454
- 00:24:20,338 --> 00:24:21,505
- Well, what do you want?
- 455
- 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:26,130
- I want you to teach Ben how to drive. He--
- 456
- 00:24:26,213 --> 00:24:28,421
- All of the other kids
- have got their license.
- 457
- 00:24:28,505 --> 00:24:29,713
- I think he's embarrassed.
- 458
- 00:24:29,796 --> 00:24:32,171
- I'd teach him myself,
- but I don't have a car.
- 459
- 00:24:32,255 --> 00:24:33,588
- Yeah, no, I can't do that.
- 460
- 00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:34,838
- Cannot do that.
- 461
- 00:24:35,088 --> 00:24:37,588
- Well, that's the deal.
- Take it or leave it.
- 462
- 00:24:38,796 --> 00:24:42,338
- You're the one who told me I should
- take up cheerleading again, right?
- 463
- 00:24:42,421 --> 00:24:44,671
- Well, I-I didn't mean literally.
- 464
- 00:24:44,755 --> 00:24:49,088
- It was more of a metaphor for, you know,
- getting laid or something.
- 465
- 00:24:49,171 --> 00:24:50,546
- -You know.
- 466
- 00:24:51,130 --> 00:24:55,338
- So next up we have
- Martha Walker's application.
- 467
- 00:24:55,421 --> 00:24:56,505
- Okay.
- 468
- 00:24:59,546 --> 00:25:00,380
- Um...
- 469
- 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,213
- We're starting a cheerleading club.
- 470
- 00:25:03,755 --> 00:25:04,921
- Well.
- 471
- 00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:07,296
- But who will you be cheering for?
- 472
- 00:25:08,588 --> 00:25:09,630
- Ourselves.
- 473
- 00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:14,463
- And, of course, we will be performing
- for the Senior Showcase.
- 474
- 00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:16,671
- Oh, will you?
- 475
- 00:25:17,046 --> 00:25:19,588
- Well, I'm sorry, but we can't allow this.
- 476
- 00:25:19,921 --> 00:25:22,755
- Oh, come off it! Why not?
- 477
- 00:25:22,838 --> 00:25:25,630
- Well, insurance, for one thing.
- 478
- 00:25:25,713 --> 00:25:28,421
- There's nothing dangerous about this.
- It's just for fun.
- 479
- 00:25:28,505 --> 00:25:32,338
- Well, we also have
- Sun Spring's reputation to think about.
- 480
- 00:25:32,421 --> 00:25:35,130
- It's cheerleading, not pole dancing.
- 481
- 00:25:36,630 --> 00:25:37,546
- Sorry.
- 482
- 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,713
- Were you ever a cheerleader, Martha?
- 483
- 00:25:43,755 --> 00:25:44,796
- Not exactly.
- 484
- 00:25:45,255 --> 00:25:46,213
- Well, I was.
- 485
- 00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:48,005
- Captain of my squad.
- 486
- 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:49,463
- What a surprise!
- 487
- 00:25:50,171 --> 00:25:54,421
- And it's a lot more physically demanding
- than people realize.
- 488
- 00:25:54,755 --> 00:25:56,255
- Even for younger women.
- 489
- 00:25:56,671 --> 00:26:00,880
- And may I suggest that you form a club
- that's a little more...
- 490
- 00:26:01,296 --> 00:26:02,630
- age appropriate.
- 491
- 00:26:02,713 --> 00:26:04,796
- Well, I do believe that you told me
- that if I...
- 492
- 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,546
- if I didn't find a club
- that I really liked, I could start my own.
- 493
- 00:26:09,296 --> 00:26:10,130
- Uh...
- 494
- 00:26:10,588 --> 00:26:13,921
- - How many members do you have?
- -So far...
- 495
- 00:26:15,588 --> 00:26:16,505
- Uh...
- 496
- 00:26:18,088 --> 00:26:19,255
- Just two.
- 497
- 00:26:21,088 --> 00:26:22,213
- I'm sorry.
- 498
- 00:26:22,546 --> 00:26:26,130
- You need eight members
- to form an official club.
- 499
- 00:26:26,463 --> 00:26:28,463
- Well, then,
- we're gonna find eight members.
- 500
- 00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,505
- Hi, I'm Olive.
- 501
- 00:26:31,046 --> 00:26:33,921
- I don't have any cheerleading experience,
- 502
- 00:26:34,630 --> 00:26:37,421
- but my husband and I,
- we take a tango class.
- 503
- 00:26:37,505 --> 00:26:38,421
- Oh.
- 504
- 00:26:38,505 --> 00:26:41,005
- It was either tango or a divorce, so--
- 505
- 00:26:41,088 --> 00:26:42,630
- You could just show us what you've got.
- 506
- 00:26:43,255 --> 00:26:44,088
- Let me begin.
- 507
- 00:26:44,838 --> 00:26:48,546
- ♪ When marimba rhythms start to play ♪
- 508
- 00:26:48,838 --> 00:26:50,838
- ♪ Dance with me ♪
- 509
- 00:26:51,046 --> 00:26:53,463
- ♪ Make me sway ♪
- 510
- 00:26:53,755 --> 00:26:57,588
- ♪ Like the lazy ocean hugs the shore ♪
- 511
- 00:26:57,796 --> 00:26:59,713
- ♪ Hold me close ♪
- 512
- 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,338
- ♪ Sway me more ♪
- 513
- 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,213
- -That was fantastic!
- -Sweet.
- 514
- 00:27:08,296 --> 00:27:09,671
- -Whoo!
- -♪ Let's go, girls ♪
- 515
- 00:27:12,796 --> 00:27:13,630
- ♪ Come on ♪
- 516
- 00:27:14,255 --> 00:27:15,213
- Wow!
- 517
- 00:27:16,796 --> 00:27:20,630
- ♪ I'm going out tonight
- I'm feelin' all right ♪
- 518
- 00:27:21,255 --> 00:27:24,630
- ♪ Gonna let it all hang out ♪
- 519
- 00:27:24,838 --> 00:27:26,505
- ♪ Want to make some noise ♪
- 520
- 00:27:26,588 --> 00:27:28,505
- -Woo-hoo!
- -♪ Really raise my voice ♪
- 521
- 00:27:28,588 --> 00:27:32,296
- ♪ Yeah, I want to scream and shout ♪
- 522
- 00:27:55,255 --> 00:27:56,088
- Oh!
- 523
- 00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:03,338
- I don't know
- what to say about this one.
- 524
- 00:28:06,796 --> 00:28:07,755
- Namaste.
- 525
- 00:28:09,130 --> 00:28:10,046
- Namaste.
- 526
- 00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:12,588
- Oh. N-nstay.
- 527
- 00:28:13,005 --> 00:28:13,963
- Namaste.
- 528
- 00:28:14,046 --> 00:28:15,921
- Namaste, excuse me. Namaste.
- 529
- 00:28:16,171 --> 00:28:18,463
- Ruby Jenkins! Aerobics!
- 530
- 00:28:18,546 --> 00:28:19,755
- Take it away!
- 531
- 00:28:21,630 --> 00:28:24,296
- ♪ I'm every woman ♪
- 532
- 00:28:24,838 --> 00:28:27,921
- ♪ It's all in me ♪
- 533
- 00:28:28,005 --> 00:28:30,171
- ♪ Anything you want done, baby ♪
- 534
- 00:28:30,546 --> 00:28:32,255
- ♪ I'll do it naturally ♪
- 535
- 00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:37,380
- ♪ I'm every woman ♪
- 536
- 00:28:37,463 --> 00:28:39,171
- -Uh-huh.
- -Oh, yeah.
- 537
- 00:28:39,588 --> 00:28:41,505
- ♪ I'm every woman ♪
- 538
- 00:28:45,005 --> 00:28:46,880
- Whoa!
- 539
- 00:28:48,046 --> 00:28:50,088
- ♪ I'm every woman ♪
- 540
- 00:28:55,005 --> 00:28:56,796
- I haven't done that in years.
- 541
- 00:29:21,380 --> 00:29:23,255
- Wow, that was great.
- 542
- 00:29:23,338 --> 00:29:25,963
- Where did you learn to do that?
- 543
- 00:29:26,046 --> 00:29:28,463
- I was Miss Carney County...
- 544
- 00:29:29,046 --> 00:29:29,880
- runner-up.
- 545
- 00:29:30,463 --> 00:29:32,505
- 1953.
- 546
- 00:29:32,588 --> 00:29:34,880
- -Mmm.
- -What did the winner do?
- 547
- 00:29:35,588 --> 00:29:37,421
- Had sex with the judges.
- 548
- 00:29:37,796 --> 00:29:39,505
- -Oh.
- 549
- 00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:43,755
- Here. No speeding, okay?
- 550
- 00:29:43,963 --> 00:29:46,921
- Do exactly what I tell you to do
- when I tell you to do it.
- 551
- 00:29:47,005 --> 00:29:48,546
- Now you've got that? You got it?
- 552
- 00:29:48,630 --> 00:29:50,005
- -Got it.
- -Okay.
- 553
- 00:29:51,338 --> 00:29:54,171
- What you're going to do
- is you're going to back up
- 554
- 00:29:54,463 --> 00:29:57,171
- and look in your mirrors. Right? Go ahead.
- 555
- 00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:59,338
- Look, that's good. That's good.
- Back up a little.
- 556
- 00:29:59,421 --> 00:30:01,713
- Nice and easy. Pretty good.
- Right there, that's enough.
- 557
- 00:30:01,796 --> 00:30:05,130
- Now, I want you to pull forward
- and signal.
- 558
- 00:30:05,213 --> 00:30:06,505
- Okay? Pull forward.
- 559
- 00:30:07,671 --> 00:30:08,546
- Oh!
- 560
- 00:30:09,046 --> 00:30:10,088
- Okay.
- 561
- 00:30:10,296 --> 00:30:12,713
- You ran right into me!
- Do you know how to drive?
- 562
- 00:30:12,796 --> 00:30:13,755
- Not really.
- 563
- 00:30:14,588 --> 00:30:17,546
- Oh, my God! My mom's gonna kill me!
- 564
- 00:30:17,630 --> 00:30:20,713
- Okay, don't worry about it. I'll just
- get the insurance. It'll be fine.
- 565
- 00:30:21,380 --> 00:30:22,380
- I'm sorry, I...
- 566
- 00:30:22,921 --> 00:30:24,255
- -Ugh.
- - That's crazy.
- 567
- 00:30:28,005 --> 00:30:30,255
- ♪ Oogum oogum boogum boogum ♪
- 568
- 00:30:30,338 --> 00:30:33,005
- ♪ Boogum, now, baby
- You're castin' your spell on me ♪
- 569
- 00:30:36,046 --> 00:30:36,963
- Aren't you hungry?
- 570
- 00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:38,796
- No, I'm fine. I-I don't...
- 571
- 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:42,046
- really have much of an appetite
- right now. So...
- 572
- 00:30:44,171 --> 00:30:46,546
- It must've been embarrassing for you
- back there, huh?
- 573
- 00:30:46,630 --> 00:30:47,463
- It's fine.
- 574
- 00:30:48,338 --> 00:30:50,088
- They all think I'm a weirdo anyway.
- 575
- 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:51,713
- Why?
- 576
- 00:30:53,338 --> 00:30:55,963
- 'Cause I live in a retirement community.
- 577
- 00:30:56,296 --> 00:30:59,380
- Yeah, I mean, why do you live here?
- 578
- 00:31:01,296 --> 00:31:05,171
- My parents weren't really
- the parenting... types.
- 579
- 00:31:07,005 --> 00:31:09,713
- -Can I ask you something?
- -Yeah, shoot. Yeah.
- 580
- 00:31:09,963 --> 00:31:12,338
- Why did you move to Sun Springs?
- 581
- 00:31:13,213 --> 00:31:15,296
- I don't know.
- I guess I just wanted to get away.
- 582
- 00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:17,255
- I wanted to simplify my life.
- 583
- 00:31:17,671 --> 00:31:18,671
- Is it working?
- 584
- 00:31:19,130 --> 00:31:20,005
- Not really.
- 585
- 00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:23,005
- -Right.
- 586
- 00:31:27,255 --> 00:31:28,713
- Oh, God, you know what?
- 587
- 00:31:29,546 --> 00:31:31,880
- We're still one woman short.
- 588
- 00:31:31,963 --> 00:31:34,630
- Well, it's probably for the best.
- 589
- 00:31:35,255 --> 00:31:37,255
- I mean, I love those gals...
- 590
- 00:31:37,338 --> 00:31:38,921
- -Uh-huh.
- -But, oh, let's face it!
- 591
- 00:31:39,005 --> 00:31:40,296
- They're not really cheerleaders.
- 592
- 00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:42,838
- You know, you're supposed to be
- helping me, right?
- 593
- 00:31:43,213 --> 00:31:47,463
- Remember, six women
- signed up for the try-outs, but--
- 594
- 00:31:47,546 --> 00:31:48,921
- Only five showed up.
- 595
- 00:31:51,005 --> 00:31:52,880
- So, who's the sixth?
- 596
- 00:31:56,296 --> 00:31:58,588
- Nice place you got here.
- It's very...
- 597
- 00:31:59,046 --> 00:31:59,880
- themed.
- 598
- 00:31:59,963 --> 00:32:00,880
- Oh, yes.
- 599
- 00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:03,671
- My husband, he enjoys the game.
- 600
- 00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:05,796
- Oh, do you play golf, by the way?
- 601
- 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,088
- -Oh, no!
- - No?
- 602
- 00:32:07,171 --> 00:32:08,713
- No.
- 603
- 00:32:10,713 --> 00:32:12,171
- So, um, Alice,
- 604
- 00:32:12,255 --> 00:32:16,213
- we notice you signed up
- for the cheerleading try-outs.
- 605
- 00:32:16,296 --> 00:32:18,755
- Oh, yes, I saw your flyer.
- 606
- 00:32:18,838 --> 00:32:19,796
- It sounded fun.
- 607
- 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,630
- Oh, why didn't you come?
- 608
- 00:32:22,005 --> 00:32:23,921
- Well, I wanted to.
- 609
- 00:32:24,005 --> 00:32:28,005
- But my husband doesn't like me out
- too much on my own.
- 610
- 00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:30,921
- I took a sewing class last year,
- 611
- 00:32:31,005 --> 00:32:33,963
- and he had to make his own dinners
- on Wednesday nights.
- 612
- 00:32:34,505 --> 00:32:36,588
- Well, that sounds traumatic, of course.
- 613
- 00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:39,255
- What if we practiced in the morning,
- 614
- 00:32:39,338 --> 00:32:41,755
- and then you could get home
- in time for dinner?
- 615
- 00:32:41,838 --> 00:32:42,671
- Yeah!
- 616
- 00:32:43,130 --> 00:32:44,713
- Yeah, well, it's not just that.
- 617
- 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:45,630
- -No?
- -No.
- 618
- 00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:48,213
- -He's worried about the morality of it.
- -The morality?
- 619
- 00:32:48,296 --> 00:32:51,921
- Yes, he says that anyone who wants to be
- a cheerleader at my age
- 620
- 00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:53,838
- is either a slut or a whore.
- 621
- 00:32:53,921 --> 00:32:56,130
- -And probably both.
- 622
- 00:32:56,213 --> 00:32:58,713
- Maybe he should just take
- his caveman-like opinions
- 623
- 00:32:58,796 --> 00:33:00,463
- -and shove them up his you know what.
- -Hey!
- 624
- 00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:03,921
- -I mean-- Oh, sorry.
- -Alice, we're just a bunch of nice ladies.
- 625
- 00:33:04,005 --> 00:33:07,380
- -looking for some clean, wholesome fun.
- -Okay, yes.
- 626
- 00:33:07,796 --> 00:33:09,046
- What do ya say?
- 627
- 00:33:10,005 --> 00:33:13,005
- Well, I always did
- want to be a cheerleader.
- 628
- 00:33:14,630 --> 00:33:17,213
- Maybe I could ask him one more time.
- 629
- 00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:18,130
- -Yeah.
- -Yeah.
- 630
- 00:33:18,213 --> 00:33:19,630
- -Okay.
- -Go on.
- 631
- 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:23,713
- Good luck.
- 632
- 00:33:23,796 --> 00:33:25,963
- -"Good luck." Oh, my gosh.
- 633
- 00:33:28,630 --> 00:33:29,713
- She's a sweetheart.
- 634
- 00:33:29,796 --> 00:33:31,630
- She's very sweet.
- 635
- 00:33:31,713 --> 00:33:32,838
- Very sweet.
- 636
- 00:33:33,255 --> 00:33:35,671
- God, he really loves golf.
- 637
- 00:33:36,130 --> 00:33:39,546
- - He sounds like such an asshole.
- - Okay, here she comes.
- 638
- 00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:45,046
- So...
- 639
- 00:33:46,505 --> 00:33:48,088
- -Did you ask him?
- -I did.
- 640
- 00:33:48,796 --> 00:33:50,546
- And? What'd he say?
- 641
- 00:33:50,630 --> 00:33:52,296
- "Over my dead body!"
- 642
- 00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:02,463
- Oh, God.
- That was fast, wasn't it?
- 643
- 00:34:02,921 --> 00:34:04,880
- A little too fast, if you ask me.
- 644
- 00:34:04,963 --> 00:34:06,838
- No, he confused his meds.
- 645
- 00:34:06,921 --> 00:34:09,713
- I'm sure Alice didn't want to kill him.
- 646
- 00:34:10,255 --> 00:34:12,380
- Well, she always
- wanted to be a cheerleader.
- 647
- 00:34:12,463 --> 00:34:14,380
- Oh, come on. The woman is devastated.
- 648
- 00:34:14,463 --> 00:34:17,171
- I'm sure it was the last thing
- that was on her mind.
- 649
- 00:34:19,546 --> 00:34:21,005
- See you at practice.
- 650
- 00:34:27,421 --> 00:34:28,463
- Hello, everyone!
- 651
- 00:34:28,546 --> 00:34:29,380
- Hi!
- 652
- 00:34:29,463 --> 00:34:30,630
- -Good morning.
- -Hi.
- 653
- 00:34:30,713 --> 00:34:32,546
- - Morning.
- -Wow, look at you all.
- 654
- 00:34:32,630 --> 00:34:35,796
- I think we should try
- something very simple to begin.
- 655
- 00:34:36,296 --> 00:34:38,421
- So, if you don't mind,
- I would really enjoy
- 656
- 00:34:38,505 --> 00:34:40,296
- seeing you getting into a straight line.
- 657
- 00:34:41,421 --> 00:34:43,921
- We're gonna try
- some very simple positions.
- 658
- 00:34:44,005 --> 00:34:44,963
- Now, watch me.
- 659
- 00:34:45,046 --> 00:34:46,421
- So, it's on the count of three.
- 660
- 00:34:46,505 --> 00:34:48,963
- It's one, two, three, boom!
- 661
- 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:51,213
- You got that? Straight arms!
- 662
- 00:34:51,296 --> 00:34:53,755
- One, two, three, boom!
- 663
- 00:34:53,838 --> 00:34:54,671
- Jump!
- 664
- 00:34:57,005 --> 00:34:57,921
- Not quite good.
- 665
- 00:34:58,005 --> 00:34:59,838
- -What-- what's the matter?
- 666
- 00:34:59,921 --> 00:35:00,755
- I'm sorry.
- 667
- 00:35:00,838 --> 00:35:03,296
- - I have a sore shoulder.
- -You can't bend it?
- 668
- 00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:05,255
- I had to take an aspirin...
- 669
- 00:35:05,338 --> 00:35:06,713
- -Oh!
- -Oh, honey!
- 670
- 00:35:06,796 --> 00:35:08,171
- Can I put this down? I have--
- 671
- 00:35:08,255 --> 00:35:09,838
- Yeah. Okay, that's fine. Good.
- 672
- 00:35:09,921 --> 00:35:11,880
- -I have to be careful!
- - Hm?
- 673
- 00:35:12,088 --> 00:35:14,005
- I had my knee replaced last year.
- 674
- 00:35:14,088 --> 00:35:17,046
- Well, that's-- No, that's perfectly fine.
- You can just bend at your hips.
- 675
- 00:35:17,130 --> 00:35:19,213
- I can't jump too much 'cause I get dizzy.
- 676
- 00:35:19,630 --> 00:35:21,088
- When I jump too much, I get dizzy.
- 677
- 00:35:21,171 --> 00:35:22,171
- -You do?
- -Yeah.
- 678
- 00:35:22,255 --> 00:35:26,671
- Martha, maybe we should make a list
- of everybody's conditions.
- 679
- 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:32,713
- We're not making a list.
- 680
- 00:35:33,171 --> 00:35:35,713
- -You got my dizziness down, right?
- -Yeah, got that.
- 681
- 00:35:35,796 --> 00:35:36,713
- And sciatica.
- 682
- 00:35:36,796 --> 00:35:39,046
- -I have the sciatica.
- -Oh, right.
- 683
- 00:35:39,130 --> 00:35:40,213
- - And my wrist.
- -Oh!
- 684
- 00:35:40,296 --> 00:35:42,213
- Did I mention I had chlamydia?
- 685
- 00:35:42,296 --> 00:35:45,213
- Yeah, that and a shocking amount
- of other personal information,
- 686
- 00:35:45,296 --> 00:35:47,505
- so can we get back to rehearsing?
- 687
- 00:35:47,588 --> 00:35:49,088
- But what about you, Martha?
- 688
- 00:35:49,171 --> 00:35:50,755
- Do you have anything to report?
- 689
- 00:35:51,213 --> 00:35:52,921
- No. I'm fine. I'm actually-- I'm--
- 690
- 00:35:53,005 --> 00:35:54,963
- I'm just as fit as a fiddle.
- 691
- 00:36:08,838 --> 00:36:11,463
- Uh, hi. Excuse me, are-- are you Martha?
- 692
- 00:36:11,546 --> 00:36:12,963
- And you are who?
- 693
- 00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:15,505
- I'm Tom Lendl. I'm Helen's son.
- 694
- 00:36:15,838 --> 00:36:17,046
- Is everything all right?
- 695
- 00:36:17,130 --> 00:36:18,921
- Well, no. Uh, it isn't.
- 696
- 00:36:19,005 --> 00:36:23,088
- My mother said she needs $100
- for some cheerleading club?
- 697
- 00:36:23,463 --> 00:36:25,338
- Yeah, why is that any of your business?
- 698
- 00:36:25,421 --> 00:36:26,921
- I handle my mother's finances.
- 699
- 00:36:27,255 --> 00:36:29,213
- Well, if Helen has a problem,
- 700
- 00:36:29,296 --> 00:36:31,046
- she can talk to me,
- we'll work something out.
- 701
- 00:36:31,130 --> 00:36:33,671
- -My mother doesn't need money. Okay?
- -Okay.
- 702
- 00:36:33,755 --> 00:36:36,921
- She's got plenty of money.
- My father left her... quite a lot.
- 703
- 00:36:37,005 --> 00:36:38,921
- It's up to me to make sure
- she spends it wisely.
- 704
- 00:36:39,005 --> 00:36:39,921
- Mmm.
- 705
- 00:36:40,005 --> 00:36:43,380
- I'm sure you're aware of the fact
- that your mother is an adult.
- 706
- 00:36:43,463 --> 00:36:45,130
- Well, I don't know if you're aware,
- 707
- 00:36:45,213 --> 00:36:48,088
- but this place is a cesspool...
- 708
- 00:36:48,171 --> 00:36:50,588
- -...of con artists and salesmen.
- 709
- 00:36:50,755 --> 00:36:52,713
- All trying to take advantage
- of gullible old women.
- 710
- 00:36:52,796 --> 00:36:53,630
- It's true!
- 711
- 00:36:54,005 --> 00:36:55,421
- Thank you, Carl.
- 712
- 00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,380
- I can handle this, okay?
- 713
- 00:37:00,005 --> 00:37:01,213
- One hundred dollars.
- 714
- 00:37:02,005 --> 00:37:02,838
- For what?
- 715
- 00:37:03,171 --> 00:37:04,921
- Uniforms for the Senior Showcase.
- 716
- 00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:05,963
- Uniforms?
- 717
- 00:37:06,213 --> 00:37:07,421
- -Yeah!
- 718
- 00:37:07,713 --> 00:37:08,546
- Funny?
- 719
- 00:37:09,213 --> 00:37:10,921
- -You think that's funny?
- 720
- 00:37:11,255 --> 00:37:12,588
- A little. Yes.
- 721
- 00:37:13,338 --> 00:37:15,171
- Nobody wants to see
- a bunch of 80-year-olds
- 722
- 00:37:15,255 --> 00:37:16,463
- running around in short skirts.
- 723
- 00:37:16,546 --> 00:37:17,505
- Uh-huh.
- 724
- 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:19,755
- It's not gonna happen.
- 725
- 00:37:23,463 --> 00:37:24,338
- Let's go.
- 726
- 00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:38,838
- Martha, Vicki here.
- 727
- 00:37:39,088 --> 00:37:41,255
- The committee regretfully denies
- 728
- 00:37:41,338 --> 00:37:45,088
- your request for more time to rehearse
- in the recreation center.
- 729
- 00:37:45,338 --> 00:37:47,338
- Now, I'm sure you understand.
- 730
- 00:37:47,588 --> 00:37:51,255
- We have to prioritize
- the more established clubs
- 731
- 00:37:51,338 --> 00:37:54,380
- -in the lead-up to the Senior Showcase.
- 732
- 00:38:00,838 --> 00:38:04,380
- So, what's the first thing you're gonna do
- when you get your driver's license?
- 733
- 00:38:05,421 --> 00:38:07,671
- -Got any hot dates planned?
- 734
- 00:38:09,088 --> 00:38:10,671
- I don't even have a car.
- 735
- 00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:13,796
- Yeah, so? I mean, get a job and buy one.
- 736
- 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,130
- -I have a job.
- - Oh?
- 737
- 00:38:15,213 --> 00:38:17,796
- But most of my money goes to Sheryl
- to help out with the rent.
- 738
- 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,255
- I work at this pizza place.
- 739
- 00:38:19,671 --> 00:38:21,338
- So, hang on.
- Why don't you come work for us?
- 740
- 00:38:21,421 --> 00:38:23,921
- Because we need music in our rehearsals...
- 741
- 00:38:24,005 --> 00:38:26,046
- -...and you'd be a great DJ.
- 742
- 00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:27,921
- No, thank you.
- 743
- 00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:30,296
- - Yes!
- -I think it's embarrassing enough already.
- 744
- 00:38:30,380 --> 00:38:33,046
- No, come on.
- How about 40 bucks a rehearsal?
- 745
- 00:38:36,088 --> 00:38:36,921
- Huh?
- 746
- 00:38:41,630 --> 00:38:43,338
- I've gotta show you
- something, here.
- 747
- 00:38:43,713 --> 00:38:44,630
- Mmm...
- 748
- 00:38:45,046 --> 00:38:46,005
- Look at this!
- 749
- 00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:49,296
- Look at this, we got pom-poms!
- 750
- 00:38:49,796 --> 00:38:51,880
- Great! Fantastic!
- 751
- 00:38:55,546 --> 00:38:57,630
- Oh, my goodness!
- 752
- 00:38:58,088 --> 00:39:01,005
- All right, everybody?
- Okay, you ready?
- 753
- 00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:01,921
- Okay, here I go.
- 754
- 00:39:02,255 --> 00:39:05,588
- Now, five, six, seven, eight.
- 755
- 00:39:05,671 --> 00:39:06,963
- Jump one, hold two.
- 756
- 00:39:07,046 --> 00:39:08,588
- Arms three, hold four.
- 757
- 00:39:08,671 --> 00:39:10,338
- Hips five, six.
- 758
- 00:39:10,421 --> 00:39:12,213
- Clap seven, punch eight!
- 759
- 00:39:12,296 --> 00:39:14,963
- Got it? Should we do it again?
- Want me to do it one more time for you?
- 760
- 00:39:15,046 --> 00:39:16,213
- -Yeah, yeah.
- -Okay.
- 761
- 00:39:16,296 --> 00:39:17,421
- -This is crazy.
- -Ready, and...
- 762
- 00:39:17,755 --> 00:39:19,421
- Jump one!
- 763
- 00:39:19,505 --> 00:39:21,255
- Hold two, arms three.
- 764
- 00:39:21,338 --> 00:39:22,713
- Hold four.
- 765
- 00:39:22,796 --> 00:39:25,130
- Hips five, six.
- 766
- 00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:26,588
- Clap seven.
- 767
- 00:39:26,671 --> 00:39:27,880
- Punch eight!
- 768
- 00:39:27,963 --> 00:39:29,421
- Do you think you have it? All right!
- 769
- 00:39:29,505 --> 00:39:31,630
- Know what we're gonna do?
- Put this baby to music.
- 770
- 00:39:31,713 --> 00:39:32,838
- Ben, you got the music there?
- 771
- 00:39:32,921 --> 00:39:35,255
- -I got it. Little old school but I got it.
- -Yeah, yeah.
- 772
- 00:39:35,338 --> 00:39:37,880
- Thanks for the opinion. And here we go.
- 773
- 00:39:37,963 --> 00:39:39,963
- -Jump one.
- 774
- 00:39:40,296 --> 00:39:42,338
- Hold two. Arms three.
- 775
- 00:39:42,421 --> 00:39:43,255
- Hold four.
- 776
- 00:39:43,338 --> 00:39:45,380
- Hips five, six.
- 777
- 00:39:45,463 --> 00:39:46,755
- Clap seven.
- 778
- 00:39:46,921 --> 00:39:48,296
- Punch eight!
- 779
- 00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:50,588
- ♪ See the people walking down the street ♪
- 780
- 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,880
- ♪ Fall in line
- Just watchin' all their feet ♪
- 781
- 00:39:54,421 --> 00:39:56,546
- ♪ They don't know where they want to go ♪
- 782
- 00:39:56,630 --> 00:39:58,755
- ♪ But they're walking in time ♪
- 783
- 00:39:59,338 --> 00:40:00,588
- ♪ They got the beat ♪
- 784
- 00:40:00,671 --> 00:40:02,046
- ♪ They got the beat ♪
- 785
- 00:40:02,130 --> 00:40:04,046
- ♪ They got the beat ♪
- 786
- 00:40:04,671 --> 00:40:06,838
- ♪ Yeah, they got the beat ♪
- 787
- 00:40:09,463 --> 00:40:13,005
- Keep going. Come on, you can do it!
- Faster! You can do it even faster!
- 788
- 00:40:13,088 --> 00:40:16,088
- ♪ All the kids
- Just getting out of school ♪
- 789
- 00:40:16,338 --> 00:40:19,338
- ♪ They can't wait
- To hang out and be cool ♪
- 790
- 00:40:20,338 --> 00:40:22,255
- No! Oh, no, no, no!
- 791
- 00:40:22,338 --> 00:40:23,380
- Oh, no, no, no.
- 792
- 00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:25,880
- Oh, no. We gotta take this from the top.
- 793
- 00:40:25,963 --> 00:40:27,213
- - Yup.
- 794
- 00:40:27,296 --> 00:40:28,421
- -Come on!
- - All right?
- 795
- 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,713
- Now look, Alice, here's the problem here.
- 796
- 00:40:30,796 --> 00:40:32,838
- I'm really sorry about this,
- but you're too slow.
- 797
- 00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:34,921
- -You got--
- -What bullshit!
- 798
- 00:40:35,005 --> 00:40:35,838
- Whoa.
- 799
- 00:40:36,255 --> 00:40:37,088
- Oh.
- 800
- 00:40:38,463 --> 00:40:39,588
- I'm sorry. Sorry.
- 801
- 00:40:40,088 --> 00:40:41,963
- My husband didn't like it when I cursed,
- 802
- 00:40:42,046 --> 00:40:45,463
- so now that he's gone,
- I'm gonna give it a shot.
- 803
- 00:40:45,755 --> 00:40:49,921
- Yeah, I'm also gonna try reefer cigarettes
- and cunnilingus.
- 804
- 00:40:50,005 --> 00:40:51,671
- - Yeah, there you go!
- -Yes!
- 805
- 00:40:51,755 --> 00:40:53,755
- Okay! Thanks for sharing.
- 806
- 00:40:53,838 --> 00:40:56,046
- Okay, let's... let's go with this
- one more time!
- 807
- 00:40:56,130 --> 00:40:58,046
- Let's do it! You can do it!
- 808
- 00:40:58,755 --> 00:41:02,088
- Cunnilingus! Go!
- 809
- 00:41:02,171 --> 00:41:03,880
- -♪ We got the beat ♪
- -♪ We got the beat ♪
- 810
- 00:41:05,338 --> 00:41:06,380
- ♪ We got the beat ♪
- 811
- 00:41:09,588 --> 00:41:10,713
- -Bye, ladies.
- -Hey!
- 812
- 00:41:10,796 --> 00:41:11,963
- -See you later.
- -See you later.
- 813
- 00:41:12,046 --> 00:41:14,338
- The girls are gonna have a drink.
- You wanna come?
- 814
- 00:41:14,421 --> 00:41:16,296
- You know, quite frankly,
- 815
- 00:41:17,130 --> 00:41:19,880
- we need more rehearsal time, not drinks,
- because you know why?
- 816
- 00:41:19,963 --> 00:41:21,713
- We look like a bunch of old ladies
- out there.
- 817
- 00:41:21,796 --> 00:41:24,755
- We are a bunch of old ladies
- out there.
- 818
- 00:41:25,505 --> 00:41:27,421
- And where are we gonna practice?
- 819
- 00:41:27,505 --> 00:41:31,546
- I mean, Vicki will hardly let us
- use this space as it is.
- 820
- 00:41:31,630 --> 00:41:33,713
- No, but you need to get us a space
- at the school.
- 821
- 00:41:33,796 --> 00:41:36,505
- No, I can't do that.
- I'm in big trouble at the school.
- 822
- 00:41:36,588 --> 00:41:39,921
- I was caught handing out prophylactics
- in the girls' bathroom.
- 823
- 00:41:40,005 --> 00:41:42,380
- Mm-hmm. The Senior Showcase
- is in two weeks
- 824
- 00:41:42,713 --> 00:41:45,380
- and we need rehearsals.
- 825
- 00:41:45,463 --> 00:41:46,296
- Okay.
- 826
- 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:48,588
- I'll ask the principal.
- 827
- 00:41:49,255 --> 00:41:50,838
- He's got a crush on me. It could work.
- 828
- 00:41:51,171 --> 00:41:52,630
- Well, all right. Okay.
- 829
- 00:41:53,713 --> 00:41:54,546
- All right.
- 830
- 00:41:54,630 --> 00:41:56,380
- And one.
- 831
- 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,380
- And two.
- 832
- 00:41:59,046 --> 00:42:02,338
- And keep your form, ladies. With the curl.
- 833
- 00:42:02,421 --> 00:42:03,963
- And three.
- 834
- 00:42:04,046 --> 00:42:05,713
- And four.
- 835
- 00:42:05,796 --> 00:42:07,046
- Come on, keep that form!
- 836
- 00:42:07,130 --> 00:42:09,171
- It's all about that bone density!
- 837
- 00:42:09,255 --> 00:42:10,838
- Welcome to the gun show, Helen.
- 838
- 00:42:10,921 --> 00:42:13,380
- There you go. Ooh, look at those guns!
- 839
- 00:42:13,463 --> 00:42:14,588
- -Look at that!
- -I love it.
- 840
- 00:42:14,671 --> 00:42:15,671
- All right, girl.
- 841
- 00:42:15,755 --> 00:42:18,005
- Okay, now, chest presses. And one.
- 842
- 00:42:18,546 --> 00:42:19,755
- And two.
- 843
- 00:42:19,838 --> 00:42:21,755
- -Ladies.
- -And three.
- 844
- 00:42:21,838 --> 00:42:24,255
- - Gettin' ready for the showcase?
- - And four.
- 845
- 00:42:24,338 --> 00:42:25,338
- Yes, indeed, Miss Vicki.
- 846
- 00:42:25,421 --> 00:42:30,005
- I'm sorry that we had to cancel
- your rehearsal tomorrow.
- 847
- 00:42:30,338 --> 00:42:33,796
- I realize that you have got
- a lot of training to get done.
- 848
- 00:42:34,130 --> 00:42:35,838
- Well, don't you worry about it,
- 849
- 00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:39,630
- because Sheryl's already found us
- a better place to rehearse.
- 850
- 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,296
- - Mm-hmm.
- - Oh, really?
- 851
- 00:42:42,421 --> 00:42:43,713
- Where might that be?
- 852
- 00:42:45,588 --> 00:42:47,630
- Come on. This way, ladies.
- 853
- 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,005
- What are we doing here?
- 854
- 00:42:49,713 --> 00:42:55,171
- Oh, so this is what it's like
- being a cheerleader.
- 855
- 00:42:55,421 --> 00:42:56,421
- Oh.
- 856
- 00:42:56,505 --> 00:42:59,088
- I feel like pushing someone into a locker.
- 857
- 00:42:59,171 --> 00:43:00,630
- - Oh, cougar alert!
- 858
- 00:43:00,713 --> 00:43:01,588
- Guys, guys.
- 859
- 00:43:03,005 --> 00:43:04,505
- You gotta listen to me for a second.
- 860
- 00:43:05,046 --> 00:43:06,338
- -You can't do this.
- - Huh?
- 861
- 00:43:06,421 --> 00:43:09,130
- Okay? This is a bad, bad idea.
- 862
- 00:43:09,421 --> 00:43:12,421
- -Oh, don't be so dramatic.
- -Grandma...
- 863
- 00:43:12,505 --> 00:43:15,171
- You are going to humiliate yourself
- 864
- 00:43:15,255 --> 00:43:16,796
- in front of the entire school!
- 865
- 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,088
- The entire school?
- 866
- 00:43:18,171 --> 00:43:20,213
- The entire school,
- what're we talking about here, huh?
- 867
- 00:43:20,921 --> 00:43:22,255
- -Huh?
- -You don't know?
- 868
- 00:43:22,630 --> 00:43:23,505
- No!
- 869
- 00:43:24,588 --> 00:43:26,046
- This is what you wanted.
- 870
- 00:43:26,130 --> 00:43:27,963
- No, this is not what I wanted.
- 871
- 00:43:28,213 --> 00:43:29,880
- I wanted a space to rehearse in.
- 872
- 00:43:30,130 --> 00:43:31,755
- -That's what this is.
- -No, this...
- 873
- 00:43:32,130 --> 00:43:33,463
- This is a pep rally.
- 874
- 00:43:33,546 --> 00:43:34,671
- -Yeah.
- -Right?
- 875
- 00:43:34,755 --> 00:43:38,505
- There's a whole school out there,
- and we're not ready for an audience, okay?
- 876
- 00:43:38,588 --> 00:43:40,130
- We can't cancel!
- 877
- 00:43:40,338 --> 00:43:43,796
- You have no idea what I had to go through
- with the principal
- 878
- 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,338
- just to make this happen!
- 879
- 00:43:45,421 --> 00:43:46,713
- Well, well, well!
- 880
- 00:43:46,796 --> 00:43:49,255
- -Oh!
- -If it isn't the teacher of the year!
- 881
- 00:43:49,671 --> 00:43:52,755
- Isn't there a quarterback somewhere
- you need to be giving a handjob?
- 882
- 00:43:52,838 --> 00:43:53,880
- Okay, just...
- 883
- 00:43:53,963 --> 00:43:57,963
- All right, do you mind just
- stepping outside for a moment, please?
- 884
- 00:43:58,213 --> 00:43:59,380
- What? No!
- 885
- 00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:03,380
- This is our pep rally! They already
- made us cut a minute off our routine.
- 886
- 00:44:03,463 --> 00:44:06,338
- Okay, but just give us a second, okay?
- 887
- 00:44:07,421 --> 00:44:08,880
- -Whatever.
- -Whatever.
- 888
- 00:44:08,963 --> 00:44:12,546
- I just hope your moves
- are a little more up-to-date than you are.
- 889
- 00:44:12,630 --> 00:44:14,380
- You bitches wanna rumble?
- 890
- 00:44:14,463 --> 00:44:15,713
- Oh, weird.
- 891
- 00:44:16,421 --> 00:44:17,255
- Yeah.
- 892
- 00:44:17,838 --> 00:44:18,755
- See ya out there.
- 893
- 00:44:35,421 --> 00:44:36,880
- Son of a whore.
- 894
- 00:44:38,838 --> 00:44:39,963
- Look how young they are!
- 895
- 00:44:40,421 --> 00:44:42,046
- Oh, good booties.
- 896
- 00:44:42,588 --> 00:44:44,713
- -And they're really good.
- -Mm-hmm.
- 897
- 00:44:44,796 --> 00:44:46,838
- Ah, they're not that good.
- 898
- 00:44:46,921 --> 00:44:48,005
- You're blind.
- 899
- 00:44:49,505 --> 00:44:50,421
- Wow!
- 900
- 00:44:50,505 --> 00:44:52,005
- ♪ I want someone who can dance ♪
- 901
- 00:44:52,088 --> 00:44:53,921
- ♪ Not someone I can talk to ♪
- 902
- 00:44:54,338 --> 00:44:56,046
- ♪ I want someone who can dance ♪
- 903
- 00:44:57,588 --> 00:44:59,630
- -Yeah!
- -♪ I want someone who can dance ♪
- 904
- 00:45:00,255 --> 00:45:01,588
- ♪ Not someone I can talk to ♪
- 905
- 00:45:02,296 --> 00:45:03,921
- ♪ I want someone who can dance ♪
- 906
- 00:45:06,421 --> 00:45:08,171
- ♪ I want someone who can dance ♪
- 907
- 00:45:08,255 --> 00:45:09,921
- ♪ Not someone I can talk to ♪
- 908
- 00:45:10,505 --> 00:45:12,005
- ♪ I want someone who can dance ♪
- 909
- 00:45:13,338 --> 00:45:14,880
- ♪ I want someone who can dance ♪
- 910
- 00:45:17,421 --> 00:45:18,671
- Let's give it up
- 911
- 00:45:18,755 --> 00:45:22,880
- for our very own
- Hillview High cheerleaders!
- 912
- 00:45:22,963 --> 00:45:24,630
- Go, come on! Let's go! Let's go!
- 913
- 00:45:27,463 --> 00:45:28,546
- Break a hip.
- 914
- 00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:29,755
- Get pregnant.
- 915
- 00:45:30,630 --> 00:45:31,713
- Okay, excuse me.
- 916
- 00:45:31,796 --> 00:45:34,546
- -Let's go, girls.
- - Next up, a special treat.
- 917
- 00:45:34,630 --> 00:45:37,380
- A performance
- from the Sun Springs All Stars.
- 918
- 00:45:37,463 --> 00:45:39,380
- -Ruby, come on.
- - Move aside, girls.
- 919
- 00:45:39,463 --> 00:45:42,463
- Now these are
- the real senior cheerleaders.
- 920
- 00:45:42,546 --> 00:45:44,171
- - Check this out, man.
- 921
- 00:45:44,755 --> 00:45:45,713
- Hello, thank you.
- 922
- 00:45:45,796 --> 00:45:48,505
- All right. Positions, okay. Come on.
- 923
- 00:45:48,588 --> 00:45:49,671
- Let's go, let's go.
- 924
- 00:45:49,755 --> 00:45:50,630
- Come on.
- 925
- 00:45:51,213 --> 00:45:52,796
- Okay? Music!
- 926
- 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,505
- Hey, Danny,
- want me to get her number for you?
- 927
- 00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:59,671
- Five, six, seven, eight...
- 928
- 00:46:00,046 --> 00:46:01,463
- ♪ Three, six, nine ♪
- 929
- 00:46:01,546 --> 00:46:02,755
- ♪ The goose drank wine ♪
- 930
- 00:46:02,838 --> 00:46:05,713
- ♪ The monkey chew tobacco
- On the street car line ♪
- 931
- 00:46:05,796 --> 00:46:07,171
- ♪ The line broke ♪
- 932
- 00:46:07,255 --> 00:46:08,505
- ♪ The monkey got choked ♪
- 933
- 00:46:08,588 --> 00:46:11,005
- ♪ And they all went to heaven
- In a little rowboat ♪
- 934
- 00:46:11,088 --> 00:46:12,713
- Oh, my God, I can't believe this!
- 935
- 00:46:12,796 --> 00:46:13,630
- ♪ Clap, pat ♪
- 936
- 00:46:14,213 --> 00:46:15,046
- ♪ Clap, pat ♪
- 937
- 00:46:15,463 --> 00:46:16,838
- ♪ Clap, pat ♪
- 938
- 00:46:16,921 --> 00:46:18,171
- ♪ Clap, pat ♪
- 939
- 00:46:18,421 --> 00:46:19,588
- Oh, sorry!
- 940
- 00:46:21,213 --> 00:46:22,213
- ♪ Right hand ♪
- 941
- 00:46:22,796 --> 00:46:23,713
- ♪ Clap, pat ♪
- 942
- 00:46:23,796 --> 00:46:25,963
- ♪ Clap your hand
- Cross it to your left arm ♪
- 943
- 00:46:26,046 --> 00:46:27,713
- ♪ Pat you partner's left palm ♪
- 944
- 00:46:28,546 --> 00:46:29,380
- ♪ Clap, pat ♪
- 945
- 00:46:29,463 --> 00:46:31,880
- ♪ Clap your hand
- Move it from your right arm ♪
- 946
- 00:46:32,338 --> 00:46:33,338
- Ow!
- 947
- 00:46:36,546 --> 00:46:39,296
- Oh! Oh, God! I hurt my ankle!
- 948
- 00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:42,463
- -Oh!
- -She's not okay. She's not okay.
- 949
- 00:46:42,546 --> 00:46:45,171
- - That's all right. It's okay.
- 950
- 00:46:47,171 --> 00:46:49,088
- -Get the medic.
- -Get some ice, right now.
- 951
- 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,338
- Oh! Ooh!
- 952
- 00:46:54,088 --> 00:46:55,921
- - Are you all right?
- - I'm fine!
- 953
- 00:46:56,005 --> 00:46:57,630
- Everyone's making a fuss.
- 954
- 00:46:57,713 --> 00:46:59,505
- -Are you sure?
- - Yes.
- 955
- 00:46:59,588 --> 00:47:03,796
- I told you we weren't ready. We made
- complete fools of ourselves out there.
- 956
- 00:47:08,630 --> 00:47:11,046
- -Oh, shit!
- -What?
- 957
- 00:47:11,130 --> 00:47:12,588
- -What?
- -What?
- 958
- 00:47:12,671 --> 00:47:13,546
- What now?
- 959
- 00:47:17,130 --> 00:47:18,796
- - That's us!
- - Oh, no!
- 960
- 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,213
- - Could I see?
- -It already has 20,000 views.
- 961
- 00:47:22,296 --> 00:47:24,338
- - Oh!
- -Well, you gotta take it down.
- 962
- 00:47:24,421 --> 00:47:26,421
- -I can't take it off.
- -There has to be a way, right?
- 963
- 00:47:26,505 --> 00:47:28,463
- -I mean, some technical--
- -No, it's there.
- 964
- 00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:30,505
- "Old cheerleaders fail."
- 965
- 00:47:31,005 --> 00:47:31,838
- Oh.
- 966
- 00:47:33,963 --> 00:47:34,796
- Okay.
- 967
- 00:47:35,130 --> 00:47:36,588
- - Can I see?
- 968
- 00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:38,588
- What? What's going on?
- 969
- 00:47:41,171 --> 00:47:42,588
- Wait, you posted it?
- 970
- 00:47:42,671 --> 00:47:43,505
- Yeah.
- 971
- 00:47:43,588 --> 00:47:44,963
- Why would you do that?
- 972
- 00:47:45,046 --> 00:47:46,713
- Because it's hilarious.
- 973
- 00:47:46,796 --> 00:47:48,755
- This is totally going viral.
- 974
- 00:47:49,838 --> 00:47:50,671
- Wow.
- 975
- 00:47:52,588 --> 00:47:53,421
- What?
- 976
- 00:47:55,755 --> 00:47:56,588
- What?
- 977
- 00:47:56,963 --> 00:47:58,713
- I blame myself.
- 978
- 00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:02,713
- I mean, this is just the sort of thing
- that I knew would happen.
- 979
- 00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:07,963
- Not only has one of our residents
- suffered a serious injury,
- 980
- 00:48:08,255 --> 00:48:12,130
- but now her son is threatening a lawsuit.
- 981
- 00:48:13,005 --> 00:48:16,130
- Is there anything
- that you ladies care to say?
- 982
- 00:48:16,213 --> 00:48:17,088
- No.
- 983
- 00:48:19,546 --> 00:48:21,505
- Then let's put it to a vote.
- 984
- 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,255
- All of those in favor of the ban.
- 985
- 00:48:26,463 --> 00:48:27,588
- - Mm-hmm.
- - Yes.
- 986
- 00:48:28,421 --> 00:48:29,713
- - Yes for me.
- - Yeah.
- 987
- 00:48:29,796 --> 00:48:30,838
- Mm-hmm.
- 988
- 00:48:41,255 --> 00:48:42,505
- It's unanimous.
- 989
- 00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:46,546
- You are hereby ordered
- to cease all club activities.
- 990
- 00:48:47,630 --> 00:48:48,463
- Thank you.
- 991
- 00:48:49,671 --> 00:48:51,963
- Well, what did she expect
- going out like that?
- 992
- 00:48:52,505 --> 00:48:53,505
- Where are you going?
- 993
- 00:48:53,796 --> 00:48:54,755
- Home.
- 994
- 00:49:08,796 --> 00:49:10,671
- Hold on, hold on! There's more!
- 995
- 00:49:10,755 --> 00:49:12,380
- You think they're talkin' about us?
- 996
- 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:16,880
- I don't know.
- 997
- 00:49:20,421 --> 00:49:21,880
- Not today, Satan.
- 998
- 00:49:22,838 --> 00:49:25,880
- Local residents
- from Sun Springs Retirement Community
- 999
- 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,213
- have become a viral internet sensation
- 1000
- 00:49:28,296 --> 00:49:30,713
- -following a disastrous performance...
- - Screw you!
- 1001
- 00:49:30,796 --> 00:49:32,963
- ...at a high school pep rally last Tuesday.
- 1002
- 00:49:36,963 --> 00:49:37,796
- Hey, Mom.
- 1003
- 00:49:41,921 --> 00:49:43,713
- It's time for you to get some rest.
- 1004
- 00:49:44,088 --> 00:49:45,338
- I am resting.
- 1005
- 00:49:45,421 --> 00:49:47,630
- Mother, Susan and I
- are gonna be staying here for a while.
- 1006
- 00:49:47,963 --> 00:49:49,755
- No, that won't be necessary.
- 1007
- 00:49:49,838 --> 00:49:51,755
- Yes, I think it is necessary.
- 1008
- 00:50:04,755 --> 00:50:06,005
- What's wrong with you lately?
- 1009
- 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:10,088
- I just miss cheerleading.
- 1010
- 00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:19,713
- Please give a round of applause
- to the Calibray Club!
- 1011
- 00:50:21,546 --> 00:50:25,171
- Oh, and our next act, the sunscreen,
- 1012
- 00:50:25,255 --> 00:50:27,421
- always got a full tan!
- 1013
- 00:50:29,671 --> 00:50:31,005
- - Hey.
- - Hi!
- 1014
- 00:50:31,088 --> 00:50:31,921
- Are you around?
- 1015
- 00:50:36,963 --> 00:50:37,796
- So...
- 1016
- 00:50:38,713 --> 00:50:40,005
- you went to the Showcase?
- 1017
- 00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:42,505
- Well, I drove by. I didn't go inside. I--
- 1018
- 00:50:42,588 --> 00:50:46,755
- Oh, it's too bad.
- We had a real shot at that trophy.
- 1019
- 00:50:46,838 --> 00:50:48,296
- Do you really think so?
- 1020
- 00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:50,255
- -Not really.
- 1021
- 00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:52,380
- I'm just trying to be supportive.
- 1022
- 00:50:52,463 --> 00:50:53,546
- Yeah, right.
- 1023
- 00:50:53,630 --> 00:50:56,755
- Listen, I am sorry about the pep rally.
- 1024
- 00:50:56,838 --> 00:50:58,255
- It was a dumb idea.
- 1025
- 00:50:59,505 --> 00:51:01,671
- No, it's not your fault.
- 1026
- 00:51:03,130 --> 00:51:04,296
- -It was.
- -You know, I...
- 1027
- 00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:07,130
- I miss the girls, though.
- 1028
- 00:51:08,046 --> 00:51:09,421
- Yeah, me too.
- 1029
- 00:51:10,671 --> 00:51:12,921
- I've never had a lot of girlfriends.
- 1030
- 00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:14,171
- It's quite nice.
- 1031
- 00:51:17,588 --> 00:51:18,421
- Hmm?
- 1032
- 00:51:18,796 --> 00:51:19,880
- I miss you, too.
- 1033
- 00:51:20,296 --> 00:51:21,421
- I miss you!
- 1034
- 00:51:21,505 --> 00:51:22,713
- - Really?
- 1035
- 00:51:23,588 --> 00:51:24,755
- Oh, my goodness.
- 1036
- 00:51:25,505 --> 00:51:27,296
- -On the bright side...
- -Uh-huh.
- 1037
- 00:51:28,671 --> 00:51:31,796
- We're up to half a million hits.
- Look at this.
- 1038
- 00:51:38,671 --> 00:51:42,713
- I'd like to get my hands
- on whoever posted that. Okay?
- 1039
- 00:51:43,421 --> 00:51:44,463
- I can't...
- 1040
- 00:51:44,546 --> 00:51:45,505
- Hey, wait a minute.
- 1041
- 00:51:46,130 --> 00:51:47,046
- -What do you mean?
- -Shh.
- 1042
- 00:51:47,130 --> 00:51:48,463
- -Listen. Listen.
- -Okay.
- 1043
- 00:51:48,546 --> 00:51:49,380
- Uh-huh.
- 1044
- 00:51:50,088 --> 00:51:51,296
- Oh, my God!
- 1045
- 00:51:52,338 --> 00:51:53,171
- The little...
- 1046
- 00:51:53,921 --> 00:51:56,088
- -That is Chloe's voice!
- -It was.
- 1047
- 00:51:56,171 --> 00:51:57,005
- -It's Chloe!
- -Yeah.
- 1048
- 00:51:57,088 --> 00:51:59,296
- That's right.
- The cheerleader did this, okay?
- 1049
- 00:52:01,213 --> 00:52:02,046
- Yeah.
- 1050
- 00:52:02,546 --> 00:52:03,755
- Uh-huh.
- 1051
- 00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:07,255
- Oh.
- 1052
- 00:52:08,671 --> 00:52:11,130
- -Shit.
- -Are you sure this is a good idea?
- 1053
- 00:52:11,213 --> 00:52:14,213
- Yes, we're gonna talk to her parents,
- and I'm sure they're going to understand.
- 1054
- 00:52:14,296 --> 00:52:16,130
- I don't think her parents are home.
- 1055
- 00:52:17,338 --> 00:52:18,421
- -Oh.
- 1056
- 00:52:21,921 --> 00:52:22,921
- Uh...
- 1057
- 00:52:29,921 --> 00:52:32,546
- This is all...
- What a nightmare! Ugh!
- 1058
- 00:52:32,630 --> 00:52:35,171
- Is this what a teenage party is all about?
- 1059
- 00:52:35,963 --> 00:52:37,213
- Oh, hey. Look.
- 1060
- 00:52:37,921 --> 00:52:38,880
- Hey, Chloe.
- 1061
- 00:52:38,963 --> 00:52:40,088
- Oh, shit!
- 1062
- 00:52:40,713 --> 00:52:42,296
- Did you think that was funny?
- 1063
- 00:52:42,713 --> 00:52:46,713
- Did you and your friends have a big laugh
- at all the old ladies?
- 1064
- 00:52:47,130 --> 00:52:50,755
- I guess it wasn't enough just
- to humiliate us in front of the school.
- 1065
- 00:52:50,838 --> 00:52:52,755
- You had to share it with the whole world.
- 1066
- 00:52:52,838 --> 00:52:56,796
- Isn't it enough to be pretty, and smart,
- 1067
- 00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,213
- and popular?
- 1068
- 00:52:58,296 --> 00:53:00,421
- You have to knock
- everybody else down, too?
- 1069
- 00:53:00,796 --> 00:53:02,421
- I mean, what, wait a minute now.
- 1070
- 00:53:03,046 --> 00:53:05,671
- No clever retort, huh?
- You have nothing to say at all?
- 1071
- 00:53:07,338 --> 00:53:08,255
- Oh.
- 1072
- 00:53:08,546 --> 00:53:09,671
- -Oh, dear.
- -Oh, dear.
- 1073
- 00:53:09,755 --> 00:53:10,921
- -Oh.
- 1074
- 00:53:11,713 --> 00:53:12,546
- Okay...
- 1075
- 00:53:12,630 --> 00:53:13,880
- -No, it's all--
- -Hey, hey.
- 1076
- 00:53:14,088 --> 00:53:15,796
- It's all right. It's okay.
- 1077
- 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:17,755
- There's nothing to cry about, okay?
- 1078
- 00:53:17,838 --> 00:53:20,088
- Don't worry. Don't... don't cry!
- 1079
- 00:53:20,171 --> 00:53:22,046
- No, I'm so sorry.
- 1080
- 00:53:22,713 --> 00:53:25,505
- I didn't know they were gonna post it.
- I promise.
- 1081
- 00:53:26,213 --> 00:53:28,255
- God, you must hate me!
- 1082
- 00:53:28,338 --> 00:53:30,213
- Oh, we don't hate you.
- 1083
- 00:53:31,130 --> 00:53:32,671
- Actually, we need you.
- 1084
- 00:53:35,338 --> 00:53:36,296
- For what?
- 1085
- 00:53:38,421 --> 00:53:40,046
- Well, we want you to be our choreographer.
- 1086
- 00:53:40,421 --> 00:53:42,380
- - Yeah.
- - That's right.
- 1087
- 00:53:42,463 --> 00:53:45,130
- We're putting our squad back together,
- 1088
- 00:53:45,213 --> 00:53:47,630
- and as you may have noticed,
- we have a few rough edges,
- 1089
- 00:53:47,713 --> 00:53:49,338
- but we've seen you. We have.
- 1090
- 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:50,713
- You're good.
- 1091
- 00:53:50,796 --> 00:53:52,421
- -Yeah.
- -And we need some of that.
- 1092
- 00:53:52,505 --> 00:53:55,463
- But... with school
- and cheering, I...
- 1093
- 00:53:56,380 --> 00:53:57,880
- I just don't have the time.
- 1094
- 00:53:57,963 --> 00:54:00,463
- -Oh.
- -Oh, that's a shame.
- 1095
- 00:54:00,546 --> 00:54:01,630
- Isn't it, Martha?
- 1096
- 00:54:02,380 --> 00:54:04,213
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a real shame.
- 1097
- 00:54:06,296 --> 00:54:09,005
- Oh, but you know
- what would be a real shame?
- 1098
- 00:54:09,088 --> 00:54:10,171
- What's that?
- 1099
- 00:54:11,630 --> 00:54:15,255
- If Chloe's parents found out
- about this totally epic party.
- 1100
- 00:54:15,713 --> 00:54:17,713
- Oh, that'd be a terrible shame.
- 1101
- 00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:19,213
- You wouldn't.
- 1102
- 00:54:19,671 --> 00:54:21,130
- We might.
- 1103
- 00:54:21,838 --> 00:54:22,713
- Try us.
- 1104
- 00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:26,588
- God.
- 1105
- 00:54:28,505 --> 00:54:30,046
- Good morning, ladies.
- 1106
- 00:54:32,338 --> 00:54:33,671
- What is she doing here?
- 1107
- 00:54:34,046 --> 00:54:35,880
- This is Chloe, right?
- 1108
- 00:54:36,255 --> 00:54:39,505
- Chloe has something
- that she wants to say to everyone.
- 1109
- 00:54:43,005 --> 00:54:44,880
- I was the one who took the video.
- 1110
- 00:54:44,963 --> 00:54:46,463
- -Oh, boy.
- -Oh, come on. Jeez.
- 1111
- 00:54:46,546 --> 00:54:48,921
- Look, I-I never meant
- for it to be posted online,
- 1112
- 00:54:49,005 --> 00:54:50,296
- and I'm sorry.
- 1113
- 00:54:50,755 --> 00:54:53,796
- -I'm really sorry.
- -Glad you got that off your chest.
- 1114
- 00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:57,130
- I'm sorry, but there's more
- that Chloe has to say. Go on, Chloe.
- 1115
- 00:54:57,380 --> 00:54:58,213
- Uh...
- 1116
- 00:54:59,213 --> 00:55:03,171
- And I would really love
- to help coach you guys.
- 1117
- 00:55:04,296 --> 00:55:06,296
- Why would we let her coach us?
- 1118
- 00:55:06,380 --> 00:55:08,463
- Because, Olive,
- in case you haven't noticed,
- 1119
- 00:55:08,546 --> 00:55:10,130
- we could do with a little help.
- 1120
- 00:55:10,213 --> 00:55:12,338
- We're not even a club anymore.
- 1121
- 00:55:12,421 --> 00:55:15,046
- -Vicki banned us.
- -Oh, forget Vicki!
- 1122
- 00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:18,171
- -We will practice in secret.
- -Practice for what?
- 1123
- 00:55:18,255 --> 00:55:19,546
- The Showcase is over.
- 1124
- 00:55:19,630 --> 00:55:22,505
- We're gonna find someplace else
- to perform, okay?
- 1125
- 00:55:22,588 --> 00:55:24,796
- We humiliated ourselves. Everybody saw it.
- 1126
- 00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,130
- And that's the reason
- why we need to do this.
- 1127
- 00:55:27,213 --> 00:55:28,296
- To prove we're not some joke
- 1128
- 00:55:28,380 --> 00:55:30,421
- and to show the world
- what we can really do!
- 1129
- 00:55:31,463 --> 00:55:32,755
- We really can do this
- 1130
- 00:55:32,838 --> 00:55:35,255
- if we do this together.
- 1131
- 00:55:35,963 --> 00:55:36,796
- Huh?
- 1132
- 00:55:38,338 --> 00:55:45,046
- All right, ladies. I want you to look
- at your reflection in the mirror, okay?
- 1133
- 00:55:45,130 --> 00:55:46,255
- What are we doing?
- 1134
- 00:55:46,796 --> 00:55:49,130
- Just look at your reflection, Ruby.
- 1135
- 00:55:49,213 --> 00:55:53,171
- I want you to really, really look
- in that mirror,
- 1136
- 00:55:54,755 --> 00:55:56,713
- and take in yourselves, right?
- 1137
- 00:55:56,796 --> 00:55:57,838
- Look closely.
- 1138
- 00:55:58,546 --> 00:56:01,380
- We're all so self-conscious,
- 1139
- 00:56:01,463 --> 00:56:04,088
- and we're all so worried
- 1140
- 00:56:04,171 --> 00:56:06,755
- about what everyone else is thinking,
- 1141
- 00:56:06,838 --> 00:56:09,546
- when, of course, the only thing
- that really matters
- 1142
- 00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,255
- is what we think of ourselves.
- 1143
- 00:56:12,630 --> 00:56:15,963
- Really, I want you to take yourself in.
- 1144
- 00:56:16,213 --> 00:56:18,088
- Now, on the count of three,
- 1145
- 00:56:18,713 --> 00:56:22,130
- I want you to say one thing
- 1146
- 00:56:22,505 --> 00:56:24,130
- you like about yourselves.
- 1147
- 00:56:24,213 --> 00:56:25,380
- Oh, gosh.
- 1148
- 00:56:26,046 --> 00:56:28,130
- You can't be serious.
- 1149
- 00:56:28,213 --> 00:56:29,130
- My tits!
- 1150
- 00:56:29,213 --> 00:56:31,130
- -Uh, not yet. Not yet.
- 1151
- 00:56:31,213 --> 00:56:33,046
- Let's wait until the count of three.
- 1152
- 00:56:33,546 --> 00:56:35,171
- What if you don't like anything?
- 1153
- 00:56:36,005 --> 00:56:38,546
- Well, what do you mean?
- Then you're not looking hard enough.
- 1154
- 00:56:38,630 --> 00:56:41,755
- You just have to find
- what's great about yourselves, okay?
- 1155
- 00:56:43,130 --> 00:56:44,755
- All right. Ready?
- 1156
- 00:56:46,505 --> 00:56:47,421
- Look.
- 1157
- 00:56:52,130 --> 00:56:53,130
- Now...
- 1158
- 00:56:53,505 --> 00:56:54,463
- one,
- 1159
- 00:56:54,796 --> 00:56:56,463
- two, three!
- 1160
- 00:57:03,713 --> 00:57:04,755
- My hair.
- 1161
- 00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:05,880
- -Oh!
- 1162
- 00:57:05,963 --> 00:57:07,255
- So beautiful.
- 1163
- 00:57:07,338 --> 00:57:08,380
- Thank you.
- 1164
- 00:57:08,463 --> 00:57:09,296
- And?
- 1165
- 00:57:09,380 --> 00:57:10,838
- My hands.
- 1166
- 00:57:11,255 --> 00:57:12,463
- My hands.
- 1167
- 00:57:12,546 --> 00:57:13,421
- My smile.
- 1168
- 00:57:14,546 --> 00:57:16,921
- Look at that smile. Okay.
- 1169
- 00:57:17,171 --> 00:57:18,921
- -Damn it.
- -And no...
- 1170
- 00:57:19,005 --> 00:57:19,963
- Okay, my wrist.
- 1171
- 00:57:21,463 --> 00:57:23,546
- -Okay.
- 1172
- 00:57:24,088 --> 00:57:25,588
- They take blood really good.
- 1173
- 00:57:25,921 --> 00:57:28,213
- -I found another good feature of yours.
- 1174
- 00:57:28,296 --> 00:57:29,130
- Well...
- 1175
- 00:57:29,630 --> 00:57:32,755
- But what about me? What's good about me?
- There's not one thing.
- 1176
- 00:57:32,838 --> 00:57:34,213
- Oh, stop!
- 1177
- 00:57:35,963 --> 00:57:38,755
- All right, let's work! Let's go!
- Come on, Chloe!
- 1178
- 00:57:41,505 --> 00:57:42,380
- -Oh.
- - Hm?
- 1179
- 00:57:42,463 --> 00:57:43,755
- -A competition?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1180
- 00:57:43,838 --> 00:57:45,588
- This is a really big deal.
- 1181
- 00:57:45,671 --> 00:57:47,630
- People come from all over to compete.
- 1182
- 00:57:47,713 --> 00:57:50,088
- You guys can't compete
- next to real cheerleaders.
- 1183
- 00:57:50,171 --> 00:57:53,380
- -Yes, we can!
- -The oldest category is 18 plus!
- 1184
- 00:57:53,463 --> 00:57:56,213
- - Uh-huh.
- -So what? We're 18 plus.
- 1185
- 00:57:56,296 --> 00:57:57,921
- - Yeah.
- -Eighteen plus 50.
- 1186
- 00:57:58,005 --> 00:57:58,838
- Yeah.
- 1187
- 00:57:58,921 --> 00:58:00,338
- -Oh, look.
- - What?
- 1188
- 00:58:00,421 --> 00:58:02,088
- It's on in three weeks.
- 1189
- 00:58:02,171 --> 00:58:04,421
- Well, that's okay, because
- Chloe's gonna help us.
- 1190
- 00:58:04,505 --> 00:58:05,380
- -Right, Chloe?
- -No!
- 1191
- 00:58:05,463 --> 00:58:08,255
- No, you guys didn't say anything
- about a competition!
- 1192
- 00:58:08,505 --> 00:58:10,296
- Do you know how much training
- that involves?
- 1193
- 00:58:10,380 --> 00:58:13,421
- People train for a year, not three weeks!
- 1194
- 00:58:14,588 --> 00:58:15,421
- Okay...
- 1195
- 00:58:16,671 --> 00:58:18,088
- What do you think?
- 1196
- 00:58:19,796 --> 00:58:21,880
- I say screw it. Let's sign up.
- 1197
- 00:58:22,963 --> 00:58:24,130
- -Oh, my God.
- -Yes.
- 1198
- 00:58:24,546 --> 00:58:26,171
- -Come on.
- -Yes!
- 1199
- 00:58:26,421 --> 00:58:29,671
- Let's just start with our feet
- a little wider than shoulder width,
- 1200
- 00:58:29,755 --> 00:58:30,588
- like so.
- 1201
- 00:58:30,921 --> 00:58:33,588
- And we're just gonna start
- with some really easy movement.
- 1202
- 00:58:33,671 --> 00:58:35,588
- So, bring your left arm like this.
- 1203
- 00:58:36,130 --> 00:58:37,838
- Left. Good!
- 1204
- 00:58:38,380 --> 00:58:39,755
- Down, right.
- 1205
- 00:58:40,005 --> 00:58:41,630
- And back up, left.
- 1206
- 00:58:41,713 --> 00:58:43,088
- Right, left!
- 1207
- 00:58:43,421 --> 00:58:44,588
- Left, right!
- 1208
- 00:58:45,046 --> 00:58:46,380
- Left and dirty!
- 1209
- 00:58:46,463 --> 00:58:47,713
- Yes, sexy!
- 1210
- 00:58:47,796 --> 00:58:48,755
- Whoo!
- 1211
- 00:58:49,296 --> 00:58:52,005
- ♪ Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now ♪
- 1212
- 00:58:52,338 --> 00:58:55,005
- ♪ I been feeling it since 1966, now ♪
- 1213
- 00:58:55,380 --> 00:58:57,421
- ♪ Might be over now, but I feel it still ♪
- 1214
- 00:58:57,505 --> 00:58:59,296
- All up in the air, and throw it.
- 1215
- 00:58:59,380 --> 00:59:00,588
- Two, three.
- 1216
- 00:59:03,546 --> 00:59:05,046
- Did you try to hit me?
- 1217
- 00:59:05,130 --> 00:59:07,671
- -You make mash-ups, right?
- -Yeah, yeah, I can.
- 1218
- 00:59:07,755 --> 00:59:09,880
- Could you maybe
- cut something together for us?
- 1219
- 00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:10,838
- Yeah, for sure.
- 1220
- 00:59:10,921 --> 00:59:12,755
- Oh, yes! Thank you so much!
- 1221
- 00:59:16,421 --> 00:59:17,630
- ♪ Leave her with a babysitter ♪
- 1222
- 00:59:18,171 --> 00:59:20,630
- -Two, three, four, five!
- -Five!
- 1223
- 00:59:20,713 --> 00:59:23,213
- Come on! Come on, ladies! Keep up!
- 1224
- 00:59:24,255 --> 00:59:25,296
- Move it, Alice!
- 1225
- 00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,796
- Punch, punch, one, two, three.
- 1226
- 00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,755
- Punch, punch, one, two, three. Punch!
- 1227
- 00:59:31,838 --> 00:59:34,755
- ♪ Might've had your fill
- But you feel it still ♪
- 1228
- 00:59:34,838 --> 00:59:37,296
- Just let me change
- out of this dance stuff.
- 1229
- 00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,046
- Maybe you could just leave it on.
- 1230
- 00:59:42,005 --> 00:59:42,880
- Oh?
- 1231
- 00:59:42,963 --> 00:59:45,421
- I always wanted to date a cheerleader.
- 1232
- 00:59:46,005 --> 00:59:47,838
- Ra, ra, ra! Ra, ra, ra!
- 1233
- 00:59:47,921 --> 00:59:50,130
- ♪ We could fight a war for peace ♪
- 1234
- 00:59:50,213 --> 00:59:52,505
- ♪ Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now ♪
- 1235
- 00:59:52,588 --> 00:59:54,255
- ♪ Give in to that easy living ♪
- 1236
- 00:59:54,338 --> 00:59:56,338
- ♪ Goodbye to my hopes and dreams ♪
- 1237
- 00:59:56,713 --> 00:59:57,588
- You feel that?
- 1238
- 00:59:58,171 --> 00:59:59,171
- Right?
- 1239
- 01:00:01,005 --> 01:00:04,546
- Lean in. Get super, super low. Lower.
- 1240
- 01:00:04,630 --> 01:00:05,630
- Oh, my God!
- 1241
- 01:00:09,505 --> 01:00:11,546
- Five, six, seven, eight...
- 1242
- 01:00:14,213 --> 01:00:15,921
- What's going on with you?
- Where've you been?
- 1243
- 01:00:16,005 --> 01:00:19,338
- Sorry, it's been really crazy. So, I...
- 1244
- 01:00:19,421 --> 01:00:21,046
- Well, get your shit together.
- 1245
- 01:00:21,130 --> 01:00:23,755
- You miss one more practice
- and we're voting you off the squad.
- 1246
- 01:00:26,130 --> 01:00:27,546
- -Are you okay?
- -No, I'm fine.
- 1247
- 01:00:27,630 --> 01:00:28,880
- You look like shit.
- 1248
- 01:00:28,963 --> 01:00:31,171
- Thank you. No, I haven't been
- sleeping well. I'm fine.
- 1249
- 01:00:31,255 --> 01:00:34,088
- -You're so skinny.
- -Uh-huh. Let's get started, okay?
- 1250
- 01:00:34,588 --> 01:00:35,588
- Is that new?
- 1251
- 01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,546
- Thought we could use
- a little bit more bass.
- 1252
- 01:00:37,630 --> 01:00:40,546
- Ah. You've shown a lot of interest lately,
- haven't you?
- 1253
- 01:00:42,046 --> 01:00:44,838
- ♪ Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now ♪
- 1254
- 01:00:45,088 --> 01:00:47,880
- ♪ I been feeling it since 1966, now ♪
- 1255
- 01:00:48,046 --> 01:00:49,546
- ♪ Might be over now ♪
- 1256
- 01:00:49,630 --> 01:00:51,130
- ♪ But I feel it still ♪
- 1257
- 01:00:54,171 --> 01:00:57,088
- ♪ Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now ♪
- 1258
- 01:00:57,171 --> 01:00:59,546
- ♪ Let me kick it like it's 1986, now ♪
- 1259
- 01:01:00,171 --> 01:01:01,296
- ♪ Might be over now ♪
- 1260
- 01:01:01,713 --> 01:01:03,171
- ♪ But I feel it still ♪
- 1261
- 01:01:03,255 --> 01:01:04,713
- ♪ Might've had your fill ♪
- 1262
- 01:01:04,796 --> 01:01:06,213
- ♪ But you feel it still ♪
- 1263
- 01:01:10,505 --> 01:01:12,296
- Do you think you're irreplaceable?
- 1264
- 01:01:12,380 --> 01:01:14,921
- Well, I like to think I bring
- a certain dignity to the position.
- 1265
- 01:01:15,005 --> 01:01:17,963
- Do you think that I would hesitate
- to take your little badge,
- 1266
- 01:01:18,046 --> 01:01:20,755
- and take your little cards,
- and give 'em to Dorris?
- 1267
- 01:01:20,838 --> 01:01:23,546
- Dorris is a trainee.
- She doesn't have the experience.
- 1268
- 01:01:23,630 --> 01:01:26,005
- They are up to something! I know it!
- 1269
- 01:01:26,338 --> 01:01:29,171
- And either you are too stupid
- to find it out,
- 1270
- 01:01:29,255 --> 01:01:31,046
- -or you're just not even trying!
- -Mm-hmm.
- 1271
- 01:01:31,130 --> 01:01:32,296
- Well, I am definitely trying.
- 1272
- 01:01:32,380 --> 01:01:36,463
- Well, then find out what they're plannin'
- and shut it down!
- 1273
- 01:01:36,796 --> 01:01:38,671
- Or I'll shut you down!
- 1274
- 01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:42,338
- - Yeah!
- 1275
- 01:01:45,296 --> 01:01:46,171
- Backstabber!
- 1276
- 01:01:46,630 --> 01:01:49,296
- So, Chloe,
- I've been working on an idea.
- 1277
- 01:01:49,380 --> 01:01:52,546
- Something that, I don't know,
- would make us stand out.
- 1278
- 01:01:52,630 --> 01:01:53,463
- You know?
- 1279
- 01:01:53,546 --> 01:01:55,546
- Trust me, you guys are gonna stand out.
- 1280
- 01:01:56,005 --> 01:01:58,505
- Yeah, but I do want you to bear with me.
- All right?
- 1281
- 01:01:59,088 --> 01:02:00,130
- -You can do it.
- -Okay.
- 1282
- 01:02:00,463 --> 01:02:01,380
- Okay, I'm down.
- 1283
- 01:02:01,463 --> 01:02:02,588
- -Okay.
- -Show us then.
- 1284
- 01:02:02,671 --> 01:02:04,088
- -All right.
- -I'm excited to see it.
- 1285
- 01:02:04,338 --> 01:02:05,421
- Mmm.
- 1286
- 01:02:05,505 --> 01:02:07,421
- Oh, here we are! Okay.
- 1287
- 01:02:07,921 --> 01:02:09,671
- Are you ready for the new move? All right.
- 1288
- 01:02:09,755 --> 01:02:10,963
- -New move?
- -Yes?
- 1289
- 01:02:11,171 --> 01:02:12,296
- Oh, I didn't tell you?
- 1290
- 01:02:17,005 --> 01:02:18,796
- -Oh.
- -Right? What do you think?
- 1291
- 01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,380
- -Wanna try it or not?
- - Yeah.
- 1292
- 01:02:20,463 --> 01:02:21,338
- I knew you would!
- 1293
- 01:02:21,588 --> 01:02:23,130
- -I wanna see it.
- -I'm not surprised.
- 1294
- 01:02:25,921 --> 01:02:27,796
- That's nice!
- There was something about--
- 1295
- 01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,838
- Maybe we should have
- those elbows stick out wider.
- 1296
- 01:02:29,921 --> 01:02:31,838
- And...
- 1297
- 01:02:31,921 --> 01:02:34,255
- Walk, walk, walk!
- 1298
- 01:02:34,338 --> 01:02:36,796
- Nod, nod, nod, nod!
- 1299
- 01:02:37,088 --> 01:02:38,171
- It's sexual.
- 1300
- 01:02:39,963 --> 01:02:42,338
- Walk, walk, walk, walk!
- 1301
- 01:02:42,421 --> 01:02:43,255
- Whoo!
- 1302
- 01:02:43,630 --> 01:02:44,546
- Unh, unh.
- 1303
- 01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,088
- Now, that was fantastic!
- 1304
- 01:02:46,171 --> 01:02:47,755
- This is good, right?
- 1305
- 01:02:47,838 --> 01:02:48,796
- Oh, you're strong.
- 1306
- 01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:50,005
- That's it, let's do it.
- 1307
- 01:02:50,088 --> 01:02:52,380
- Walk, walk, nod, nod.
- 1308
- 01:02:52,588 --> 01:02:54,255
- It's hard this time.
- 1309
- 01:02:54,338 --> 01:02:55,671
- No, we got it, we got it.
- 1310
- 01:02:55,755 --> 01:02:57,838
- We're gonna be fine. Okay? Ready, and...
- 1311
- 01:02:57,921 --> 01:02:59,588
- Walk, walk, walk.
- 1312
- 01:02:59,671 --> 01:03:02,046
- Unh, unh, unh, unh.
- 1313
- 01:03:02,421 --> 01:03:04,755
- Okay, um, let's do it one more time.
- 1314
- 01:03:05,671 --> 01:03:07,796
- -Excuse me, can you take over, Chloe?
- -Yeah. Of course.
- 1315
- 01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:09,546
- Okay, that's good. Oh, my God.
- 1316
- 01:03:10,088 --> 01:03:12,046
- Oh, yeah. I like this move.
- 1317
- 01:03:12,130 --> 01:03:14,380
- Let's get it. Left foot forward.
- 1318
- 01:03:51,505 --> 01:03:52,838
- Okay, ladies.
- 1319
- 01:03:52,921 --> 01:03:54,338
- Let's breathe in.
- 1320
- 01:03:54,421 --> 01:03:56,630
- Plié and bring your arms up!
- 1321
- 01:03:57,171 --> 01:03:59,796
- And exhale and go all the way down.
- 1322
- 01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:01,880
- Ow!
- 1323
- 01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:03,838
- Let's hang here for a minute.
- 1324
- 01:04:04,463 --> 01:04:07,088
- And slowly roll up.
- 1325
- 01:04:08,130 --> 01:04:10,630
- Feel your spine.
- 1326
- 01:04:10,713 --> 01:04:11,713
- Yeah.
- 1327
- 01:04:11,796 --> 01:04:14,130
- - Roll your shoulders back.
- 1328
- 01:04:14,213 --> 01:04:15,921
- -Nice.
- - Excuse me.
- 1329
- 01:04:16,005 --> 01:04:18,338
- -Can I get a word, please?
- -Where's Helen?
- 1330
- 01:04:18,838 --> 01:04:20,255
- I'm taking her out of this club.
- 1331
- 01:04:20,338 --> 01:04:22,171
- It's obvious she can't handle
- the peer pressure.
- 1332
- 01:04:22,255 --> 01:04:24,588
- What are you talking about, peer pressure?
- That's absurd.
- 1333
- 01:04:24,671 --> 01:04:27,213
- -Look at me when you talk to me.
- -Not only do you break her ankle,
- 1334
- 01:04:27,296 --> 01:04:29,505
- now you wanna publicly humiliate her again
- 1335
- 01:04:29,921 --> 01:04:31,338
- with this stupid dance competition.
- 1336
- 01:04:31,421 --> 01:04:33,255
- No, Helen is a really big part
- of this team.
- 1337
- 01:04:33,338 --> 01:04:35,171
- You can't just
- take her out of the competition.
- 1338
- 01:04:35,255 --> 01:04:38,630
- Step back and let the adults talk. I don't
- need a little slut telling me what to do.
- 1339
- 01:04:38,713 --> 01:04:39,796
- -What?
- 1340
- 01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:41,588
- What did you just call her?
- 1341
- 01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:44,546
- -Oh. Now that was...
- -No, seriously.
- 1342
- 01:04:44,796 --> 01:04:46,796
- -That...
- -What did you just call her?
- 1343
- 01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:49,005
- -That was out of line, I apologize.
- -Say it again!
- 1344
- 01:04:49,088 --> 01:04:51,963
- -I dare you! What did you call her?
- -Please get your hand-- Ma'am, get--
- 1345
- 01:04:52,046 --> 01:04:53,505
- Ma'am, get your hand out of my face.
- 1346
- 01:04:53,588 --> 01:04:55,046
- -Don't tell me what to do!
- -Okay.
- 1347
- 01:04:55,588 --> 01:04:56,421
- I...
- 1348
- 01:04:56,505 --> 01:04:57,671
- Okay, I'm-- I'm leaving.
- 1349
- 01:04:58,005 --> 01:04:59,505
- I'll go.
- 1350
- 01:05:06,630 --> 01:05:10,838
- ♪ Because your good girl's gonna go bad ♪
- 1351
- 01:05:12,213 --> 01:05:15,921
- ♪ I'm gonna be the swinginest swinger
- You've ever had ♪
- 1352
- 01:05:17,213 --> 01:05:20,046
- ♪ If you like 'em painted up
- Powdered up ♪
- 1353
- 01:05:20,838 --> 01:05:22,088
- ♪ Then you oughta be glad ♪
- 1354
- 01:05:22,463 --> 01:05:26,880
- ♪ 'Cause your good girl's gonna go bad ♪
- 1355
- 01:05:27,671 --> 01:05:29,046
- -Yeah!
- 1356
- 01:05:30,421 --> 01:05:34,338
- ♪ I'll even learn
- To like the taste of whisky ♪
- 1357
- 01:05:34,588 --> 01:05:36,796
- I'd like to propose a toast to Helen.
- 1358
- 01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:39,088
- -To Helen!
- -To Helen!
- 1359
- 01:05:39,171 --> 01:05:40,088
- -To Helen!
- -To Helen!
- 1360
- 01:05:40,171 --> 01:05:42,213
- May she outlive her children.
- 1361
- 01:05:42,296 --> 01:05:43,963
- Yeah! Hear, hear!
- 1362
- 01:05:44,213 --> 01:05:45,630
- I'm glad I didn't have any.
- 1363
- 01:05:45,713 --> 01:05:47,171
- Whoo! Yes!
- 1364
- 01:05:48,171 --> 01:05:49,171
- That feels good.
- 1365
- 01:05:49,255 --> 01:05:50,671
- - Wow.
- - Wow!
- 1366
- 01:05:50,755 --> 01:05:52,213
- Just a little Sprite.
- 1367
- 01:05:52,921 --> 01:05:57,796
- Um, excuse me for a minute,
- but I left a little something on lane 20.
- 1368
- 01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:00,338
- -Ooh!
- -Oh!
- 1369
- 01:06:00,421 --> 01:06:01,463
- Is that a little something?
- 1370
- 01:06:01,546 --> 01:06:02,880
- -Wow.
- -Careful, baby.
- 1371
- 01:06:03,463 --> 01:06:05,713
- He's kinda cute, don't you think?
- 1372
- 01:06:05,796 --> 01:06:07,171
- Go, Alice!
- 1373
- 01:06:07,921 --> 01:06:09,546
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- 1374
- 01:06:09,630 --> 01:06:11,130
- Whoo!
- 1375
- 01:06:12,463 --> 01:06:16,088
- Can you believe she's the same woman
- who wasn't allowed to join the club?
- 1376
- 01:06:16,171 --> 01:06:18,463
- She should've killed that husband
- years ago.
- 1377
- 01:06:18,546 --> 01:06:20,588
- Yeah!
- 1378
- 01:06:20,671 --> 01:06:21,963
- - Whoo!
- - Joy!
- 1379
- 01:06:22,046 --> 01:06:23,171
- Kill the husband.
- 1380
- 01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:24,838
- Yes.
- 1381
- 01:06:26,005 --> 01:06:26,838
- Sheryl,
- 1382
- 01:06:26,921 --> 01:06:30,005
- that was so badass of you
- to stick up for me back there.
- 1383
- 01:06:30,088 --> 01:06:31,046
- Oh.
- 1384
- 01:06:31,463 --> 01:06:32,963
- You're one of us now.
- 1385
- 01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,838
- Except with higher boobies.
- 1386
- 01:06:37,171 --> 01:06:39,463
- -Higher boobies!
- -Higher boobies!
- 1387
- 01:06:41,338 --> 01:06:42,880
- And she scores!
- 1388
- 01:06:43,046 --> 01:06:44,630
- Grab for the joy.
- 1389
- 01:06:44,713 --> 01:06:47,421
- It is so great to see you so happy.
- 1390
- 01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:50,505
- I think maybe more alcohol in my life
- or something.
- 1391
- 01:06:52,088 --> 01:06:53,463
- Okay, we all love you!
- 1392
- 01:06:53,546 --> 01:06:54,838
- Yeah!
- 1393
- 01:06:55,088 --> 01:06:56,255
- We just love!
- 1394
- 01:06:56,713 --> 01:06:58,088
- Yeah!
- 1395
- 01:07:03,671 --> 01:07:05,671
- I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
- 1396
- 01:07:08,421 --> 01:07:10,546
- Okay, you want me
- to come with you?
- 1397
- 01:07:50,380 --> 01:07:51,546
- Why didn't you tell me?
- 1398
- 01:07:52,046 --> 01:07:52,963
- Why would I?
- 1399
- 01:07:54,046 --> 01:07:57,880
- Because you tell your friends
- when you got cancer, for Christ's sake.
- 1400
- 01:07:58,713 --> 01:07:59,546
- Yeah.
- 1401
- 01:08:02,338 --> 01:08:03,171
- Anyway...
- 1402
- 01:08:04,921 --> 01:08:07,171
- The doctor says you'll be out tomorrow.
- 1403
- 01:08:07,255 --> 01:08:09,713
- And once they drain away all the fluid,
- 1404
- 01:08:09,796 --> 01:08:11,588
- you'll be feeling fine, and...
- 1405
- 01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:14,338
- that's good because
- the competition's in three days.
- 1406
- 01:08:14,921 --> 01:08:15,755
- I'm not going.
- 1407
- 01:08:16,213 --> 01:08:18,505
- Oh, yes, you are. The hell you're not.
- 1408
- 01:08:18,588 --> 01:08:20,963
- -No, you don't even need me! What am I--
- -Yes, we--
- 1409
- 01:08:21,046 --> 01:08:22,796
- Of course we need you!
- 1410
- 01:08:23,088 --> 01:08:24,255
- You're the leader.
- 1411
- 01:08:24,671 --> 01:08:27,713
- And I'm not gonna let you quit
- just like that.
- 1412
- 01:08:27,796 --> 01:08:29,921
- You are coming to the competition
- 1413
- 01:08:30,338 --> 01:08:32,421
- if I have to drag you there myself.
- 1414
- 01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:36,755
- I'm dying.
- 1415
- 01:08:42,755 --> 01:08:43,588
- Well...
- 1416
- 01:08:45,546 --> 01:08:48,088
- you were dying yesterday, and you're...
- 1417
- 01:08:48,171 --> 01:08:50,421
- you're gonna be dying next week.
- 1418
- 01:08:51,921 --> 01:08:53,130
- And in the meantime,
- 1419
- 01:08:54,171 --> 01:08:56,130
- you should be dancing your ass off.
- 1420
- 01:08:57,671 --> 01:08:59,546
- Isn't that what this was all about?
- 1421
- 01:09:03,463 --> 01:09:04,546
- I'm scared.
- 1422
- 01:09:09,463 --> 01:09:11,713
- -I'm scared, okay?
- -I know, I know.
- 1423
- 01:09:11,796 --> 01:09:13,963
- I'm sorry, it's just--
- 1424
- 01:09:14,046 --> 01:09:16,171
- I know you're scared, of course.
- 1425
- 01:09:16,838 --> 01:09:18,130
- I'm so scared.
- 1426
- 01:09:18,838 --> 01:09:21,713
- Sometimes you just
- have to look that shit in the face
- 1427
- 01:09:21,796 --> 01:09:23,171
- and tell it to go to hell.
- 1428
- 01:09:27,713 --> 01:09:28,713
- Thank you.
- 1429
- 01:09:28,796 --> 01:09:30,296
- -Okay.
- 1430
- 01:09:31,921 --> 01:09:32,838
- Thank you...
- 1431
- 01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:37,130
- for being my friend.
- 1432
- 01:09:41,255 --> 01:09:43,088
- -Your feet are cold.
- -I know.
- 1433
- 01:10:13,796 --> 01:10:15,838
- -I don't think she's coming.
- - Mm-mm.
- 1434
- 01:10:15,921 --> 01:10:17,963
- - Yeah, I don't know.
- -We're gonna be late.
- 1435
- 01:10:18,338 --> 01:10:19,546
- Maybe we should just go on--
- 1436
- 01:10:19,630 --> 01:10:22,546
- No, Ruby! You sit your ass down.
- 1437
- 01:10:22,796 --> 01:10:25,755
- Nobody's going anywhere without Martha.
- 1438
- 01:10:29,046 --> 01:10:29,880
- It's okay.
- 1439
- 01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:31,713
- Oh!
- 1440
- 01:10:32,713 --> 01:10:33,546
- See?
- 1441
- 01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:35,546
- She's here! What took you so long?
- 1442
- 01:10:35,630 --> 01:10:37,838
- -Oh, I know. I know, I know.
- -Girl, what took you so long?
- 1443
- 01:10:37,921 --> 01:10:41,421
- -Well, everybody's here.
- -No, we got a stop to make.
- 1444
- 01:10:42,463 --> 01:10:43,338
- Okay?
- 1445
- 01:10:43,921 --> 01:10:45,463
- -We gotta get Helen.
- - Hey, I--
- 1446
- 01:10:46,005 --> 01:10:48,088
- I can't do this.
- 1447
- 01:10:48,171 --> 01:10:49,963
- Yes, you can.
- You're gonna be fine.
- 1448
- 01:10:50,046 --> 01:10:53,130
- And Chloe, why don't you sit in the front
- with Ben, okay?
- 1449
- 01:10:53,213 --> 01:10:54,421
- -All right.
- -All right.
- 1450
- 01:10:56,921 --> 01:10:58,380
- Do you want some free advice?
- 1451
- 01:10:58,713 --> 01:10:59,713
- Sure.
- 1452
- 01:11:00,130 --> 01:11:03,505
- You cannot wait
- for Chloe to notice you, okay?
- 1453
- 01:11:03,588 --> 01:11:05,171
- What? I'm not!
- 1454
- 01:11:05,255 --> 01:11:06,130
- Yeah, no, no.
- 1455
- 01:11:06,213 --> 01:11:08,796
- A girl like that,
- she gets a lot of attention,
- 1456
- 01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:11,755
- and you have to be reckless. Right?
- 1457
- 01:11:12,255 --> 01:11:13,088
- What does that mean?
- 1458
- 01:11:13,171 --> 01:11:14,671
- It means life is short,
- 1459
- 01:11:15,005 --> 01:11:17,046
- and make your move already, okay?
- 1460
- 01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:34,296
- Back to throw,
- across the middle...
- 1461
- 01:11:37,963 --> 01:11:39,630
- -Well...
- -Shit! Tom is here!
- 1462
- 01:11:39,838 --> 01:11:41,755
- Oh, shit. Okay, we need a distraction.
- 1463
- 01:11:42,005 --> 01:11:42,838
- I mean...
- 1464
- 01:11:43,380 --> 01:11:44,630
- Oh, God!
- 1465
- 01:11:45,671 --> 01:11:47,296
- I love being a cheerleader.
- 1466
- 01:11:47,796 --> 01:11:48,755
- Do it, do it!
- 1467
- 01:11:49,546 --> 01:11:51,880
- - At the 35-30 yard line...
- 1468
- 01:11:54,505 --> 01:11:55,505
- Is that our car?
- 1469
- 01:12:05,171 --> 01:12:06,880
- Oh. Son of a...
- 1470
- 01:12:12,421 --> 01:12:13,630
- What are you doing here?
- 1471
- 01:12:15,755 --> 01:12:17,171
- It's a rescue mission!
- 1472
- 01:12:24,005 --> 01:12:25,088
- Now, shh!
- 1473
- 01:12:25,171 --> 01:12:26,171
- Now be quiet!
- 1474
- 01:12:26,255 --> 01:12:27,296
- All right, come on.
- 1475
- 01:12:27,505 --> 01:12:28,338
- Oh, Jesus!
- 1476
- 01:12:30,921 --> 01:12:33,588
- -Security, Chief Carl.
- -Carl, you're not gonna believe this shit.
- 1477
- 01:12:33,671 --> 01:12:36,380
- Somebody threw a rock
- into my goddamn window!
- 1478
- 01:12:36,463 --> 01:12:37,963
- Any idea who might've done it?
- 1479
- 01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:40,505
- The gang she's always hanging around with?
- 1480
- 01:12:40,588 --> 01:12:41,796
- Ah, hurry!
- 1481
- 01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:43,380
- -Oh, shit!
- -Watch that tree.
- 1482
- 01:12:43,463 --> 01:12:44,338
- No, no, no, wait!
- 1483
- 01:12:46,630 --> 01:12:47,546
- Call Vicki.
- 1484
- 01:12:47,796 --> 01:12:49,671
- Sweetie, she's not in here.
- 1485
- 01:12:50,046 --> 01:12:51,005
- What?
- 1486
- 01:12:51,088 --> 01:12:52,046
- Door closing!
- 1487
- 01:12:52,130 --> 01:12:54,046
- Okay, go, go, go!
- 1488
- 01:12:54,130 --> 01:12:56,588
- Thank God! Praise Jesus!
- 1489
- 01:12:56,671 --> 01:12:59,796
- -Come on, let's go, go, go!
- -You gotta be kiddin' me!
- 1490
- 01:13:03,588 --> 01:13:06,338
- Mother! Get out of the van, now.
- 1491
- 01:13:08,005 --> 01:13:09,296
- -Yeah!
- 1492
- 01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:11,505
- Who's the little slut now?
- 1493
- 01:13:20,463 --> 01:13:21,505
- Please, stop!
- 1494
- 01:13:22,046 --> 01:13:24,046
- And Dorris, get out. Please, get out.
- 1495
- 01:13:24,213 --> 01:13:26,088
- Please, get out. Out!
- 1496
- 01:13:26,171 --> 01:13:27,421
- Out! Out!
- 1497
- 01:13:27,505 --> 01:13:28,630
- Okay, let's go, Carl.
- 1498
- 01:13:28,713 --> 01:13:30,005
- -All right. Hang on.
- -Let's go.
- 1499
- 01:13:30,088 --> 01:13:31,380
- -You in?
- 1500
- 01:13:31,838 --> 01:13:33,088
- Oh, there they are!
- 1501
- 01:13:33,171 --> 01:13:34,796
- -Come on! Cut 'em off!
- -Hey.
- 1502
- 01:13:37,171 --> 01:13:38,588
- Oh! Oh!
- 1503
- 01:13:41,630 --> 01:13:45,046
- Turn off the engine
- and step out of the vehicle!
- 1504
- 01:13:45,338 --> 01:13:46,630
- Drive, drive!
- 1505
- 01:13:46,713 --> 01:13:48,505
- -Go, go!
- -Go!
- 1506
- 01:13:48,588 --> 01:13:49,546
- Oh, my God.
- 1507
- 01:13:49,630 --> 01:13:51,588
- -Where are they goin'?
- -Just follow 'em.
- 1508
- 01:13:51,671 --> 01:13:53,088
- -Follow them where?
- -Just follow--
- 1509
- 01:13:53,171 --> 01:13:55,505
- Just follow them! Just turn around!
- 1510
- 01:13:56,421 --> 01:13:57,671
- Today, Carl!
- 1511
- 01:13:58,130 --> 01:13:58,963
- Oh!
- 1512
- 01:13:59,921 --> 01:14:02,088
- Oh, my God! Oh, my gosh!
- 1513
- 01:14:02,505 --> 01:14:03,338
- Oh!
- 1514
- 01:14:03,963 --> 01:14:06,088
- Well, can you turn this thing on?
- 1515
- 01:14:06,171 --> 01:14:07,171
- The siren, the...
- 1516
- 01:14:07,255 --> 01:14:09,380
- -Oh! Okay! All right!
- 1517
- 01:14:11,588 --> 01:14:12,921
- Why are we chasing them again?
- 1518
- 01:14:13,296 --> 01:14:15,713
- What? Oh, for pity's sake!
- 1519
- 01:14:16,171 --> 01:14:19,046
- They are an unofficial club.
- 1520
- 01:14:20,005 --> 01:14:21,421
- Go faster!
- 1521
- 01:14:21,505 --> 01:14:23,421
- It does not go any faster!
- 1522
- 01:14:23,796 --> 01:14:25,213
- -Floor it!
- -It's floored!
- 1523
- 01:14:25,296 --> 01:14:27,296
- Well, this was a ridiculous purchase,
- 1524
- 01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:29,505
- and I don't know why
- you didn't express that
- 1525
- 01:14:29,588 --> 01:14:31,380
- at the time the check was being written!
- 1526
- 01:14:36,546 --> 01:14:37,463
- Oh!
- 1527
- 01:14:38,130 --> 01:14:39,546
- Hi, Vicki!
- 1528
- 01:14:55,963 --> 01:14:57,380
- Where are you all going?
- 1529
- 01:14:57,463 --> 01:14:59,713
- Heading to the cheerleading competition.
- Wanna go?
- 1530
- 01:15:00,171 --> 01:15:02,338
- Is that a serious question, David?
- 1531
- 01:15:03,380 --> 01:15:05,171
- And what do you think you're doing?
- 1532
- 01:15:05,255 --> 01:15:07,171
- -I wanna see what's gonna happen.
- -Come on, Carl!
- 1533
- 01:15:07,255 --> 01:15:08,421
- -Well, go on, then!
- -I'm going.
- 1534
- 01:15:08,505 --> 01:15:10,755
- -Just go on with your bad self!
- - I am going!
- 1535
- 01:15:10,838 --> 01:15:12,171
- Panty-chaser!
- 1536
- 01:15:12,255 --> 01:15:13,213
- Turncoat!
- 1537
- 01:15:13,296 --> 01:15:15,463
- Sticks and stones, Vicki!
- Sticks and stones!
- 1538
- 01:15:15,921 --> 01:15:16,796
- Traitor!
- 1539
- 01:15:21,838 --> 01:15:22,796
- Hurry!
- 1540
- 01:15:23,546 --> 01:15:25,421
- We're late! Go in! Okay!
- 1541
- 01:15:26,005 --> 01:15:26,963
- The music!
- 1542
- 01:15:27,046 --> 01:15:28,046
- Here, I got it, I got it.
- 1543
- 01:15:28,130 --> 01:15:30,171
- Yeah. I'll check us in. Don't worry.
- Here, you got it?
- 1544
- 01:15:30,255 --> 01:15:31,088
- I got it.
- 1545
- 01:15:31,171 --> 01:15:33,171
- Thank you. Um, hi. Where do I sign in?
- 1546
- 01:15:33,588 --> 01:15:35,880
- Sure, which squad
- is your granddaughter competing in?
- 1547
- 01:15:37,130 --> 01:15:39,338
- Uh, my granddaughter is not competing.
- 1548
- 01:15:40,213 --> 01:15:42,130
- I am. Sun Springs.
- 1549
- 01:15:42,546 --> 01:15:43,421
- And, um...
- 1550
- 01:15:43,505 --> 01:15:45,671
- It says here you've been disqualified.
- 1551
- 01:15:48,380 --> 01:15:49,921
- Just breathe, stretch.
- 1552
- 01:15:50,338 --> 01:15:51,963
- -You got this.
- -Yeah.
- 1553
- 01:15:52,046 --> 01:15:55,255
- Don't even worry about it. Just worry
- about your routine and everything.
- 1554
- 01:15:56,588 --> 01:15:57,630
- You need anything?
- 1555
- 01:15:57,713 --> 01:15:59,755
- -Yes, air.
- - Mmm.
- 1556
- 01:15:59,838 --> 01:16:01,130
- Yeah. You just gotta breathe.
- 1557
- 01:16:01,213 --> 01:16:02,755
- Our next squad performing...
- 1558
- 01:16:02,838 --> 01:16:04,130
- Oh, shit.
- 1559
- 01:16:04,213 --> 01:16:06,046
- ...for the very first time,
- 1560
- 01:16:06,130 --> 01:16:08,755
- all the way from Jacksonville, Florida.
- 1561
- 01:16:10,130 --> 01:16:12,296
- What are you doing here?
- I thought you quit.
- 1562
- 01:16:12,713 --> 01:16:13,671
- We came to cheer.
- 1563
- 01:16:15,921 --> 01:16:17,213
- Are you serious?
- 1564
- 01:16:17,296 --> 01:16:19,546
- - Cannot be serious.
- - They're competing?
- 1565
- 01:16:19,838 --> 01:16:20,671
- Yeah.
- 1566
- 01:16:20,755 --> 01:16:22,213
- -We are.
- 1567
- 01:16:22,296 --> 01:16:23,130
- Uh...
- 1568
- 01:16:25,005 --> 01:16:26,130
- Okay.
- 1569
- 01:16:26,796 --> 01:16:27,963
- Pathetic.
- 1570
- 01:16:28,338 --> 01:16:29,921
- -Bye.
- - Bye, good luck.
- 1571
- 01:16:30,255 --> 01:16:31,130
- Good luck.
- 1572
- 01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:33,296
- Hey!
- 1573
- 01:16:34,171 --> 01:16:36,921
- Hey. What'd she mean about you quitting?
- 1574
- 01:16:37,421 --> 01:16:40,380
- Oh, I was just too busy, you know,
- with school and everything.
- 1575
- 01:16:40,463 --> 01:16:41,588
- I-I couldn't do both.
- 1576
- 01:16:41,671 --> 01:16:43,880
- Oh, honey. I'm sorry.
- 1577
- 01:16:44,213 --> 01:16:45,838
- We didn't want you quitting for us.
- 1578
- 01:16:45,921 --> 01:16:48,130
- No, no, no, no, no. I-I wanted to.
- 1579
- 01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:52,630
- I've never had a grandma before,
- and now it's like I have eight.
- 1580
- 01:16:55,171 --> 01:16:56,796
- Oh.
- 1581
- 01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:10,671
- Your group is too old to compete.
- 1582
- 01:17:10,755 --> 01:17:13,671
- The entry form says
- there's an 18 and over category,
- 1583
- 01:17:13,755 --> 01:17:14,921
- and we're over 18.
- 1584
- 01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:18,421
- -This competition is for young women only.
- -What's going on here?
- 1585
- 01:17:18,505 --> 01:17:19,463
- Oh, my God!
- 1586
- 01:17:19,546 --> 01:17:20,713
- Oh, Chief Carl.
- 1587
- 01:17:21,838 --> 01:17:24,755
- Well, she's saying that we can't compete.
- 1588
- 01:17:25,005 --> 01:17:27,255
- You didn't mention
- your age on the application.
- 1589
- 01:17:27,921 --> 01:17:28,755
- Chief Carl.
- 1590
- 01:17:29,588 --> 01:17:30,546
- Special Branch Division.
- 1591
- 01:17:31,171 --> 01:17:33,713
- You're in express violation
- of both State and Federal law.
- 1592
- 01:17:33,796 --> 01:17:35,671
- Statute 42, Section 8, Verse 3.
- 1593
- 01:17:36,005 --> 01:17:37,880
- If you don't let these women compete,
- 1594
- 01:17:37,963 --> 01:17:39,921
- I'm gonna have to haul your ass
- down to the station
- 1595
- 01:17:40,005 --> 01:17:42,463
- and throw the book at you
- for age discrimination.
- 1596
- 01:17:42,921 --> 01:17:45,380
- Now, we can do this the easy way,
- 1597
- 01:17:46,005 --> 01:17:47,338
- or we can do it the hard way.
- 1598
- 01:17:47,796 --> 01:17:50,255
- And just for the record,
- I prefer the hard way.
- 1599
- 01:17:53,921 --> 01:17:55,171
- You're on in ten minutes.
- 1600
- 01:17:56,755 --> 01:17:57,963
- God, that was amazing!
- 1601
- 01:17:58,046 --> 01:18:00,838
- I can't believe they fell for it.
- I made the whole thing up right there!
- 1602
- 01:18:00,921 --> 01:18:02,546
- You did, didn't you? Come on, let's go.
- 1603
- 01:18:11,630 --> 01:18:13,421
- Oh, jeez. Oh, my God.
- 1604
- 01:18:13,505 --> 01:18:16,671
- What took you so long?
- Everybody's freaking out!
- 1605
- 01:18:16,755 --> 01:18:17,755
- I feel sick!
- 1606
- 01:18:17,838 --> 01:18:21,088
- My stupid dickhead husband was right!
- I can't do this!
- 1607
- 01:18:21,171 --> 01:18:22,796
- Yeah, you're not going anywhere. No.
- 1608
- 01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:25,046
- -No, no, no, no.
- -All right, ladies. Huddle up. Come on.
- 1609
- 01:18:25,130 --> 01:18:26,546
- -Okay, let's huddle.
- -Come on.
- 1610
- 01:18:26,630 --> 01:18:27,630
- Phew, okay.
- 1611
- 01:18:27,838 --> 01:18:28,755
- Come on.
- 1612
- 01:18:29,421 --> 01:18:32,046
- Guys, don't worry about the audience!
- 1613
- 01:18:32,338 --> 01:18:35,130
- Just follow each other
- like we practiced, okay?
- 1614
- 01:18:35,213 --> 01:18:36,255
- We got this.
- 1615
- 01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:38,671
- -Martha?
- - Hmm?
- 1616
- 01:18:38,921 --> 01:18:40,380
- Anything you'd like to add?
- 1617
- 01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:44,630
- I know I told you we could do this.
- 1618
- 01:18:45,130 --> 01:18:48,463
- But the truth is I have no idea
- what's gonna happen out there.
- 1619
- 01:18:48,546 --> 01:18:50,671
- Maybe we'll make
- fools of ourselves, right?
- 1620
- 01:18:52,546 --> 01:18:54,380
- But I do know one thing.
- 1621
- 01:18:56,005 --> 01:18:58,255
- There's no one
- I'd rather go out there with...
- 1622
- 01:18:58,671 --> 01:19:00,088
- than you ladies.
- 1623
- 01:19:02,630 --> 01:19:06,880
- I love you! I love you all! Okay?
- 1624
- 01:19:06,963 --> 01:19:08,296
- Now, I know you're scared.
- 1625
- 01:19:08,380 --> 01:19:10,088
- Whoo! I'm scared, too.
- 1626
- 01:19:10,588 --> 01:19:11,463
- Scared?
- 1627
- 01:19:12,838 --> 01:19:13,880
- But, you know,
- 1628
- 01:19:13,963 --> 01:19:18,505
- sometimes you just have to look that shit
- in the face and tell it to go to hell!
- 1629
- 01:19:24,213 --> 01:19:25,088
- Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
- 1630
- 01:19:27,380 --> 01:19:28,713
- ♪ Drop it ♪
- 1631
- 01:19:29,005 --> 01:19:31,588
- They're
- the Southern Attitude Cheerleaders!
- 1632
- 01:19:31,671 --> 01:19:33,796
- And they showed us that attitude
- this year!
- 1633
- 01:19:35,213 --> 01:19:40,171
- Our next squad comes
- from the Sun Springs Retirement Community.
- 1634
- 01:19:42,505 --> 01:19:43,380
- Seriously?
- 1635
- 01:19:53,005 --> 01:19:54,421
- -Hey.
- -Hey.
- 1636
- 01:20:01,171 --> 01:20:02,213
- ♪ Three, six, nine ♪
- 1637
- 01:20:02,546 --> 01:20:03,963
- ♪ The goose drank wine ♪
- 1638
- 01:20:04,046 --> 01:20:06,588
- ♪ The monkey chew tobacco
- On the street car line ♪
- 1639
- 01:20:06,671 --> 01:20:08,213
- ♪ The line broke ♪
- 1640
- 01:20:08,296 --> 01:20:09,588
- ♪ The monkey got choked ♪
- 1641
- 01:20:09,671 --> 01:20:12,255
- ♪ And they all went to heaven
- In a little rowboat ♪
- 1642
- 01:20:12,338 --> 01:20:13,338
- ♪ Clap, pat ♪
- 1643
- 01:20:13,630 --> 01:20:14,755
- ♪ Clap, pat ♪
- 1644
- 01:20:15,130 --> 01:20:16,213
- ♪ Clap, pat ♪
- 1645
- 01:20:16,713 --> 01:20:17,963
- ♪ Clap, slap ♪
- 1646
- 01:20:18,046 --> 01:20:19,130
- ♪ Clap, pat ♪
- 1647
- 01:20:19,213 --> 01:20:21,838
- ♪ Clap your hand
- Pat it on your partner's hand ♪
- 1648
- 01:20:22,213 --> 01:20:23,213
- ♪ Right hand ♪
- 1649
- 01:20:23,671 --> 01:20:24,588
- Oh, my Olive.
- 1650
- 01:20:25,671 --> 01:20:26,505
- They're amazing!
- 1651
- 01:20:26,588 --> 01:20:28,421
- ♪ Pat you partner's left palm ♪
- 1652
- 01:20:28,713 --> 01:20:30,921
- ♪ My mother told me ♪
- 1653
- 01:20:31,755 --> 01:20:33,880
- ♪ If I was goody ♪
- 1654
- 01:20:34,505 --> 01:20:36,630
- ♪ That she would buy me ♪
- 1655
- 01:20:37,588 --> 01:20:39,588
- ♪ A rubber dolly ♪
- 1656
- 01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:41,671
- -♪ Let me see you make it clap now ♪
- -♪ Yeah ♪
- 1657
- 01:20:41,755 --> 01:20:44,338
- ♪ Clap your hands
- And pat it on your partner's ♪
- 1658
- 01:20:44,421 --> 01:20:47,505
- ♪ Clap your hands
- And cross it on your left arm ♪
- 1659
- 01:20:47,588 --> 01:20:49,755
- ♪ Pat your hand
- Now up on your right arm ♪
- 1660
- 01:20:49,838 --> 01:20:51,338
- ♪ Now up on your right arm ♪
- 1661
- 01:20:51,421 --> 01:20:52,838
- ♪ If you press along, long ♪
- 1662
- 01:20:53,380 --> 01:20:56,130
- ♪ Clap your hands
- And put it on your partner's ♪
- 1663
- 01:20:56,296 --> 01:20:59,005
- ♪ Clap your hands
- And cross it on your left arm ♪
- 1664
- 01:20:59,088 --> 01:21:00,171
- The music's perfect.
- 1665
- 01:21:00,255 --> 01:21:02,880
- ♪ Now up on your right arm
- Now up on your right arm ♪
- 1666
- 01:21:02,963 --> 01:21:04,713
- ♪ If you press along, long ♪
- 1667
- 01:21:04,796 --> 01:21:05,963
- ♪ My mother told me ♪
- 1668
- 01:21:06,630 --> 01:21:09,046
- ♪ If I was goody ♪
- 1669
- 01:21:09,546 --> 01:21:12,296
- ♪ That she would buy me ♪
- 1670
- 01:21:12,380 --> 01:21:14,921
- ♪ A rubber dolly ♪
- 1671
- 01:21:15,338 --> 01:21:17,421
- ♪ My aunty told her ♪
- 1672
- 01:21:18,255 --> 01:21:20,213
- ♪ I kissed a soldier ♪
- 1673
- 01:21:21,213 --> 01:21:22,671
- ♪ Now she won't buy me ♪
- 1674
- 01:21:22,755 --> 01:21:23,630
- Now.
- 1675
- 01:21:24,130 --> 01:21:25,338
- ♪ A rubber dolly ♪
- 1676
- 01:21:25,421 --> 01:21:26,255
- Whoo!
- 1677
- 01:21:27,588 --> 01:21:28,671
- ♪ Never ♪
- 1678
- 01:21:29,130 --> 01:21:30,213
- ♪ Never ♪
- 1679
- 01:21:30,630 --> 01:21:31,921
- ♪ Never ♪
- 1680
- 01:21:36,005 --> 01:21:37,171
- Yeah!
- 1681
- 01:21:37,255 --> 01:21:38,338
- Whoo!
- 1682
- 01:21:38,421 --> 01:21:39,963
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- 1683
- 01:21:40,338 --> 01:21:41,505
- Whoo!
- 1684
- 01:21:48,213 --> 01:21:51,046
- ♪ Spread it like peanut butter jelly ♪
- 1685
- 01:21:52,171 --> 01:21:54,338
- ♪ Do it like I owe you some money ♪
- 1686
- 01:21:56,046 --> 01:21:58,421
- ♪ Spread it like peanut butter jelly ♪
- 1687
- 01:21:59,630 --> 01:22:02,005
- ♪ Do it like I owe you some money ♪
- 1688
- 01:22:02,255 --> 01:22:03,880
- ♪ Money, money ♪
- 1689
- 01:22:07,421 --> 01:22:08,755
- ♪ Spread it like ♪
- 1690
- 01:22:16,130 --> 01:22:17,880
- ♪ I'll give you something to do ♪
- 1691
- 01:22:29,963 --> 01:22:31,130
- Whoo!
- 1692
- 01:22:33,338 --> 01:22:36,255
- That was
- the Sun Springs All Stars
- 1693
- 01:22:36,338 --> 01:22:38,630
- from Sun Springs Retirement Community.
- 1694
- 01:22:39,213 --> 01:22:42,546
- What a performance!
- What a response from the audience!
- 1695
- 01:22:54,171 --> 01:22:55,171
- Thank you!
- 1696
- 01:23:37,921 --> 01:23:38,963
- Coming up next,
- 1697
- 01:23:39,046 --> 01:23:42,838
- a special performance
- by the Sun Springs Cheerleaders
- 1698
- 01:23:42,921 --> 01:23:44,880
- supporting ovarian cancer research
- 1699
- 01:23:45,296 --> 01:23:47,546
- in memory of Martha Walker.
- 1700
- 01:23:49,796 --> 01:23:51,213
- Okay, everyone. Two minutes.
- 1701
- 01:23:52,046 --> 01:23:52,963
- Let's huddle in.
- 1702
- 01:23:53,630 --> 01:23:54,755
- Huddle in.
- 1703
- 01:23:57,546 --> 01:23:59,338
- All right, don't worry about the crowd.
- 1704
- 01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:01,296
- It's just us out there.
- 1705
- 01:24:02,546 --> 01:24:03,380
- You got this.
- 1706
- 01:24:05,963 --> 01:24:08,046
- Sheryl, anything you'd like to add?
- 1707
- 01:24:09,546 --> 01:24:10,588
- Just one thing.
- 1708
- 01:24:12,130 --> 01:24:13,296
- We're doing this...
- 1709
- 01:24:14,130 --> 01:24:15,005
- for Martha.
- 1710
- 01:24:19,088 --> 01:24:20,046
- For Martha.
- 1711
- 01:25:34,588 --> 01:25:35,546
- ♪ Spread it like ♪
- 1712
- 01:25:38,421 --> 01:25:39,630
- ♪ Visualize it ♪
- 1713
- 01:25:39,713 --> 01:25:41,546
- ♪ I'll give you something to do ♪
- 1714
- 01:25:50,505 --> 01:25:51,588
- ♪ Spread it like ♪
- 1715
- 01:25:51,838 --> 01:25:54,380
- ♪ Sleepless nights at the chateau ♪
- 1716
- 01:25:54,463 --> 01:25:55,463
- ♪ Visualize it ♪
- 1717
- 01:25:55,546 --> 01:25:57,463
- ♪ I'll give you something to do ♪
- 1718
- 01:25:59,171 --> 01:26:01,671
- ♪ Kush, kush wherever we go ♪
- 1719
- 01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:02,838
- ♪ Visualize it ♪
- 1720
- 01:26:03,046 --> 01:26:05,005
- ♪ I'll give you something to do ♪
- 1721
- 01:26:05,921 --> 01:26:08,380
- ♪ To get a wildfire burning ♪
- 1722
- 01:26:08,463 --> 01:26:09,588
- ♪ Visualize it ♪
- 1723
- 01:26:09,671 --> 01:26:11,505
- ♪ I'll give you something to do ♪
- 1724
- 01:26:13,421 --> 01:26:15,755
- ♪ Ace high, I'm going all in ♪
- 1725
- 01:26:15,963 --> 01:26:16,796
- ♪ Visualize it ♪
- 1726
- 01:26:17,130 --> 01:26:18,796
- ♪ I'll give you something to do ♪
- 1727
- 01:26:22,963 --> 01:26:24,255
- ♪ Come on, everybody ♪
- 1728
- 01:26:25,380 --> 01:26:27,671
- ♪ I say let's play a game ♪
- 1729
- 01:26:28,296 --> 01:26:30,838
- ♪ I betcha I can make a rhyme ♪
- 1730
- 01:26:31,421 --> 01:26:33,505
- ♪ Out of anybody's name ♪
- 1731
- 01:26:34,005 --> 01:26:34,880
- ♪ Sheryl, Sheryl ♪
- 1732
- 01:26:34,963 --> 01:26:36,213
- ♪ Sheryl, Sheryl, bo baron ♪
- 1733
- 01:26:36,296 --> 01:26:37,838
- ♪ Banana fanna fo faron ♪
- 1734
- 01:26:37,921 --> 01:26:39,671
- ♪ Fee fi mo maron ♪
- 1735
- 01:26:40,046 --> 01:26:42,255
- ♪ Sheryl ♪
- 1736
- 01:26:42,630 --> 01:26:43,880
- -♪ Who's next? ♪
- -♪ Alice! ♪
- 1737
- 01:26:43,963 --> 01:26:45,213
- ♪ Alice, Alice, bo balice ♪
- 1738
- 01:26:45,296 --> 01:26:46,880
- ♪ Banana fanna fo falice ♪
- 1739
- 01:26:46,963 --> 01:26:48,380
- ♪ Fee fi mo malice ♪
- 1740
- 01:26:48,463 --> 01:26:50,046
- ♪ Alice ♪
- 1741
- 01:26:50,130 --> 01:26:51,380
- -♪ Now Olive ♪
- -♪ Olive! ♪
- 1742
- 01:26:51,463 --> 01:26:52,713
- ♪ Olive, Olive, bo bolive ♪
- 1743
- 01:26:52,796 --> 01:26:54,380
- ♪ Banana fanna fo folive ♪
- 1744
- 01:26:54,463 --> 01:26:55,880
- ♪ Fee fi mo molive ♪
- 1745
- 01:26:55,963 --> 01:26:57,380
- -♪ Olive ♪
- -♪ Evelyn! ♪
- 1746
- 01:26:57,463 --> 01:26:59,255
- ♪ Evelyn, Evenlyn, bo bevelyn ♪
- 1747
- 01:26:59,338 --> 01:27:00,963
- ♪ Banana fanna fo fevelyn ♪
- 1748
- 01:27:01,046 --> 01:27:02,463
- ♪ Mee mi moevylyn ♪
- 1749
- 01:27:02,546 --> 01:27:03,380
- -♪ Evelyn ♪
- -♪ Ruby! ♪
- 1750
- 01:27:03,463 --> 01:27:04,713
- ♪ Ruby, Ruby, bo booby ♪
- 1751
- 01:27:04,796 --> 01:27:06,380
- ♪ Banana fanna fo fooby♪
- 1752
- 01:27:06,463 --> 01:27:07,838
- ♪ Fee fi mo mooby ♪
- 1753
- 01:27:07,921 --> 01:27:09,380
- -♪ Ruby ♪
- -♪ Phyllis! ♪
- 1754
- 01:27:09,463 --> 01:27:10,713
- ♪ Phyllis, Phyllis, bo byllis ♪
- 1755
- 01:27:10,796 --> 01:27:12,338
- ♪ Banana fanna fo fyllis ♪
- 1756
- 01:27:12,421 --> 01:27:13,880
- ♪ Fee fi mo myllis ♪
- 1757
- 01:27:13,963 --> 01:27:15,380
- -♪ Phyllis ♪
- ♪ Now Helen! ♪
- 1758
- 01:27:15,463 --> 01:27:17,421
- ♪ Helen, Helen, bo bellen ♪
- 1759
- 01:27:17,505 --> 01:27:18,880
- ♪ Banana fanna fo fellen ♪
- 1760
- 01:27:18,963 --> 01:27:20,463
- ♪ Fee fi mo mellen ♪
- 1761
- 01:27:20,546 --> 01:27:21,380
- ♪ Helen ♪
- 1762
- 01:27:21,463 --> 01:27:22,921
- ♪ Come on, everybody ♪
- 1763
- 01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:26,338
- ♪ I say let's play a game ♪
- 1764
- 01:27:26,796 --> 01:27:29,546
- ♪ I betcha I can make a rhyme ♪
- 1765
- 01:27:30,005 --> 01:27:32,421
- ♪ Out of anybody's name ♪
- 1766
- 01:27:32,505 --> 01:27:33,380
- ♪ Sing it with me ♪
- 1767
- 01:27:33,463 --> 01:27:36,380
- ♪ Oh ♪
- 1768
- 01:27:36,463 --> 01:27:38,505
- ♪ Oh ♪
- 1769
- 01:27:38,588 --> 01:27:39,421
- ♪ Martha ♪
- 1770
- 01:27:39,505 --> 01:27:42,338
- ♪ Oh ♪
- 1771
- 01:27:42,421 --> 01:27:45,130
- ♪ Oh ♪
- 1772
- 01:27:45,213 --> 01:27:46,713
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
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