rap god

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  1. Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
  2. But I'm only going to get this one chance
  3. Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
  4. Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
  5. If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble,
  6. And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
  7. You were just what the doctor ordered
  8. I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
  9. All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
  10. Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
  11. They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
  12. But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
  13. I got a laptop in my back pocket
  14. My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
  15. Got a fat knot from that rap profit
  16. Made a living and a killing off it
  17. Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
  18. With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
  19. I'm an MC still as honest
  20. But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
  21. This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop
  22. You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy brat
  23. Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap crap, yep, yackidy-yac
  24. And at the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing
  25. That I'll still be able to break a motherf'in' table
  26. Over the back of a couple of gay and crack it in half
  27. Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
  28. How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
  29. Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad
  30. It's actually disastrously bad
  31. For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
  32. I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
  33. All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
  34. Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
  35. Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
  36. Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
  37. Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
  38. Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
  39. Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
  40. MC's get taken to school with this music
  41. 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme
  42. Now I lead a new school full of students
  43. Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
  44. -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
  45. Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
  46. To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherf'in' Rock n'
  47. Roll Hall of Fame
  48. Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
  49. Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
  50. On the wall of shame
  51. You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
  52. Off of planking, tell me what in the f are you thinking?
  53. Little gay looking boy
  54. So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
  55. You witnessing a mass occur
  56. Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
  57. Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy
  58. You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
  59. And a "way to go" from your label everyday looking boy
  60. Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
  61. I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
  62. I'mma work for everything I have
  63. Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy
  64. Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
  65. To keep up with the same pace looking boy
  66. 'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
  67. All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
  68. The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
  69. Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
  70. Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
  71. So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent
  72. Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
  73. And I should not be woken
  74. I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
  75. But I got your mom deep throating
  76. I'm out my Ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle
  77. I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
  78. It's me, my honesty's brutal
  79. But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
  80. For good at least once in a while
  81. So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
  82. Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times
  83. But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case 'cause even you unsigned
  84. Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
  85. I know there was a time where once I
  86. Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
  87. So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
  88. Appeal with the skin color of mine
  89. You get too big and here they come trying to
  90. Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP
  91. One when I tried to say "I'll take seven kids from Columbine
  92. Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine"
  93. See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
  94. Morphin' into an immortal coming through the portal
  95. You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
  96. And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
  97. You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows
  98. You write normal, fuck being normal
  99. And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
  100. Just to come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
  101. 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad
  102. Singin' to a man while they played piano
  103. Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
  104. So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
  105. "Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"
  106. Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
  107. Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
  108. What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
  109. Innovative and I'm made of rubber
  110. So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
  111. I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
  112. How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
  113. Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
  114. For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
  115. 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
  116. I make elevating music, you make elevator music
  117. Oh, he's too mainstream
  118. Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
  119. It's not hip hop, it's pop, 'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
  120. With rock, shock rap with Doc
  121. Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
  122. I don't know how to make songs like that
  123. I don't know what words to use
  124. Let me know when it occurs to you
  125. While I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you
  126. It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
  127. How many verses I gotta murder to
  128. Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh!
  129. School flunkie, pill junky
  130. But look at the accolades the skills brung me
  131. Full of myself, but still hungry
  132. I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
  133. And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
  134. But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you
  135. I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat
  136. Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky
  137. But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
  138. Angels fight with devils and, here's what they want from me
  139. They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
  140. But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I have
  141. Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
  142. And understand the discrimination
  143. But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then
  144. But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
  145. Don't mistake it for Satan
  146. It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
  147. And take a vacation to trip a broad
  148. And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
  149. Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?
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