on *:ACTION:*slaps*:#: {
  if ($me isin $1-) {
    describe $chan $read(slapback.txt) $rand(52,500) $+ $rand(1,250) $+ $rand(1,536)
    msg $chan thats been $($+(%,slaped.,$nick),2) attepmts to slap me now $nick
    inc $+(%,slaped.,$nick)
    if ($($+(%,slaped.,$nick),2) == 5) {
      msg $chan 4 go on...if your feeling lucky..punk
    }
    if ($($+(%,slaps.,$nick),2) == 6) {
      kick $chan $nick guess you wernt that lucky >.<
    }
    if ($($+(%,slaps.,$nick),2) == 7) {
      ban 5 $chan $nick really $nick how many more times? now go sit on the naughty step for 5 minutes and think about what you have done
    }
    if ($($+(%,slaps.,$nick),2) == 8) {
      ban 10 $chan $nick really??? again $nick...last chance
    }
    if ($($+(%,slaps.,$nick),2) == 9) {
      ban $chan $nick OHHHHH NOOOOOOEEEEZZZZZZZ GTFO $nick
      unset $+(%,slaps.,$nick)
    }
  }