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Being a Fuck

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Mar 31st, 2014
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  1. you are being a fuck if you:
  2.  
  3. 1. Steal from someone
  4. 2. Break someone's boat while they're in it SULLY...
  5. 3. Fill someone's house with obsidian (or anything else for that matter SULLY...)
  6. 4. Trespass
  7. 5. Are rude to peeps
  8. 6. Ask for items
  9. 7. Rage really hard for no reason
  10. 8. Dislike flowers
  11. 9. Hit on Melissa
  12. 10. Dislike puns
  13. 11. Beat the Enderdragon without the rest of the community
  14. 12. Leave the tops of trees behind while farming
  15. 13. Use/make TNT with bad intentions
  16. 14. Spleef somebody when they are not down for bein' spleefed
  17. 15. Play WoW
  18. 16. Build ugly shit
  19. 17. Cry alone at night
  20. 18. Force others to play in your lava pool
  21. 19. Take more than one set of beginner stuff at spawn
  22. 20. Like Miley Cyrus
  23. 21. Or Taylor Swift
  24. 22. Or Nicholas Cage
  25. 23. Ask for OP powers
  26. 24. Spam
  27. 25. Advertise other servers
  28. 26. Can't take a joke
  29. 27. Complain
  30. 28. Go AFK at night
  31. 29. Bitch/moan
  32. 30. Pour lava into someone's bio dome made specfically for their petsRUSS YOU ASSHOLE
  33. 31. Grief in any way, shape, or form
  34. 32. Especially square
  35. 33. Build a circle
  36. 34. Leave creeper holes near spawn
  37. 35. Dig this cobleston
  38. 36. Very big tarp
  39. 37. Go to Paris
  40. 38. Live in Canada
  41. 39. Crash the server
  42. 40. Use creative as an op
  43. 41. Are being a general asshat
  44. 42. Don't like it here
  45. 43. Use all of oUR DIAMONDS RUSS YOU ASSHOLE
  46. 44. Ruin all of our lives
  47. 45. Cram eleven cookies into the VCR
  48. 46. Use x-ray or see-through texture packs
  49. 47. Mine under someone's house
  50. 48. Light someone's cat on fire IT KEEPS AWAY CREEPERS OK???
  51. 49. Are uncooperative when there are server problems
  52. 50. Crowd around other people's buildings
  53.  
  54. just be nice okay?!
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