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  1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  2.  
  3. You both like Michigan, and Grand Rapids.
  4.  
  5. You: ayy
  6.  
  7. Stranger: Hi m
  8.  
  9. You: grand rapids represent
  10.  
  11. You: 19 f
  12.  
  13. Stranger: Mice me too
  14.  
  15. Stranger: Nice
  16.  
  17. Stranger: 26 here
  18.  
  19. You: you go to CC?
  20.  
  21. You: o
  22.  
  23. You: 26
  24.  
  25. Stranger: Yeah
  26.  
  27. You: where in GR do you live
  28.  
  29. Stranger: Cascade hbu?
  30.  
  31. You: I live in Ada
  32.  
  33. Stranger: Wow close
  34.  
  35. You: actually haha
  36.  
  37. You: sp00ky
  38.  
  39. Stranger: Lol
  40.  
  41. Stranger: What u looking for?
  42.  
  43. You: idk
  44.  
  45. You: im bored
  46.  
  47. You: kinda horny
  48.  
  49. Stranger: Yeah same actually :) maybe we can help each other
  50.  
  51. Stranger: I’m jay
  52.  
  53. Stranger: 5 11 175 lbs fit brown hair blue eyes
  54.  
  55. Stranger: Hbu?
  56.  
  57. You: 5'2.5 (sorry I'm short!) brown hair and blue eyes
  58.  
  59. Stranger: Love short
  60.  
  61. You: 100 pounds
  62.  
  63. Stranger: Cute little thing :)
  64.  
  65. You: DDD
  66.  
  67. Stranger: :)
  68.  
  69. You: how big is your dick? if you don't mind me asking (;
  70.  
  71. Stranger: 7 inches and thick
  72.  
  73. You: ooh
  74.  
  75. Stranger: Looking to meet? Didn’t expect some so close
  76.  
  77. You: I wish I could see what you looked like :(
  78.  
  79. You: yeah I'm down
  80.  
  81. Stranger: Ok :)
  82.  
  83. You: we could meet up somewhere
  84.  
  85. You: what we be a good place for you?
  86.  
  87. Stranger: Know where cascade d&w is?
  88.  
  89. You: yeah I do!
  90.  
  91. You: omg we should totally do this!
  92.  
  93. Stranger: When? :)
  94.  
  95. Stranger: Now?
  96.  
  97. You: I mean I could be there in like 5-10 minutes
  98.  
  99. You: if you're serious. I don't wanna get stood up! I drive a blue nissan altima
  100.  
  101. You: its got a little crystal license plate frame (lame I know haha) but that way you can find me
  102.  
  103. You: I'm legit down
  104.  
  105. Stranger: Ok me too :)
  106.  
  107. Stranger: I’m driving a black Honda Accord
  108.  
  109. You: what car do you drive?
  110.  
  111. You: okay! omg... well... I guess I'll get ready to head there :)
  112.  
  113. You: I'll see you soon (; can't wait to meet you
  114.  
  115. Stranger: Ok stay on here? :)
  116.  
  117. You: yeah
  118.  
  119. Stranger: Ok
  120.  
  121. You: I'm not gonna be able to reply while driving though
  122.  
  123. Stranger: Np
  124.  
  125. You: I'll be the one in black leggings and a blue jacket
  126.  
  127. You: have you left yet?
  128.  
  129. Stranger: Yeah leaving now u?
  130.  
  131. You: same!
  132.  
  133. You: I'm almost there
  134.  
  135. Stranger: Ok me too
  136.  
  137. You: I'm here!
  138.  
  139. Stranger: Where are you?
  140.  
  141. You: I had to run in to get some beer lol
  142.  
  143. You: do you like bud light lime?
  144.  
  145. Stranger: Yeah :)
  146.  
  147. You: I'm also gonna grab some uh... condoms... just in case
  148.  
  149. Stranger: Ok
  150.  
  151. Stranger: :)
  152.  
  153. You: I mean I'm on the pill but yeah just in case things get handsy (;
  154.  
  155. You: Ugh, I'm wet just thinking about it ;)
  156.  
  157. Stranger: Where did you park? :)
  158.  
  159. You: around the back
  160.  
  161. You: up your ass and to the left
  162.  
  163. You: jk jk lol
  164.  
  165. Stranger: Lol
  166.  
  167. You: have you ever had sex in a d&w?
  168.  
  169. Stranger: No
  170.  
  171. You: its a huge fantasy of mine. surrounded by all of the groceries while having someone make sweet love to my body
  172.  
  173. You: sorry groceries get me feeling hot
  174.  
  175. Stranger: Mm
  176.  
  177. You: do you like gogurt
  178.  
  179. You: I have a dream of getting my asss eaten out by a hot guy and with gogurt in there
  180.  
  181. You: all smeared around and melty
  182.  
  183. You: mhmmmmm
  184.  
  185. Stranger: Get some
  186.  
  187. Stranger: Don’t see your car
  188.  
  189. You: keep looking!
  190.  
  191. You: did you go around back of the store not like back of the lot
  192.  
  193. You: its like a light blue color
  194.  
  195. Stranger: There is like 2 cars here 😂
  196.  
  197. You: one of them is mine then
  198.  
  199. Stranger: Neither are Nissan
  200.  
  201. You: did i mention I'm colorblind? xD
  202.  
  203. Stranger: Ok you’re bs ing
  204.  
  205. You: Ahhh I'm about to check out
  206.  
  207. Stranger: Ok
  208.  
  209. You: okay i'm sorry i was kind of worried about meeting a stranger actually
  210.  
  211. You: i wanted to see you before i met you
  212.  
  213. You: i'm in front of the chase
  214.  
  215. Stranger: Ok I️
  216.  
  217. Stranger: No one is here
  218.  
  219. You: you're at the D&W on the east beltline ya?
  220.  
  221. Stranger: No
  222.  
  223. You: ??
  224.  
  225. Stranger: Cascade
  226.  
  227. You: east beltline is cascade
  228.  
  229. Stranger: One on 28th st
  230.  
  231. You: is it by krispy kreme
  232.  
  233. Stranger: Ok I’ll meet you there - wrong one
  234.  
  235. Stranger: You’re at that one?
  236.  
  237. You: ya by the ihop
  238.  
  239. You: i'll stand out front
  240.  
  241. Stranger: Ok
  242.  
  243. Stranger: Driving there now
  244.  
  245. Stranger: Be there in 5-10
  246.  
  247. You: okay! just gonna warm up in my car until then lol
  248.  
  249. Stranger: Ok
  250.  
  251. Stranger: Half way there
  252.  
  253. You: ok :)
  254.  
  255. Stranger: Ok getting on belt line
  256.  
  257. You: ok! hurry pls im cold
  258.  
  259. Stranger: Ok
  260.  
  261. Stranger: I’ll war, u up
  262.  
  263. Stranger: Warm
  264.  
  265. Stranger: :)
  266.  
  267. You: ;)
  268.  
  269. Stranger: Al,pst there
  270.  
  271. You: hey a security guard just came up to me lol i went across the street to buffalo wild wings
  272.  
  273. Stranger: Ok
  274.  
  275. You: its like right across the street by the celebration cinema
  276.  
  277. Stranger: Here
  278.  
  279. Stranger: Where are you?
  280.  
  281. You: ok do you wanna eat? I'm kind of starved lol
  282.  
  283. You: we can get to know each other
  284.  
  285. You: i'm just at the bar
  286.  
  287. Stranger: Lol feels like a wild goose chase
  288.  
  289. Stranger: I️
  290.  
  291. You: I'm sorry, I'm just really nervous meeting new people
  292.  
  293. Stranger: Can’t stay too long- left my friends house
  294.  
  295. Stranger: It’s ok
  296.  
  297. You: but I'm super excited for this
  298.  
  299. Stranger: Didn’t really dress up- like at all
  300.  
  301. Stranger: Lol
  302.  
  303. Stranger: Came from showering at the gym
  304.  
  305. You: lol that's ok maybe you can dress me down later ;D
  306.  
  307. Stranger: What you wearing?
  308.  
  309. You: leggings and a blue jacket
  310.  
  311. Stranger: Ok
  312.  
  313. You: ok my phone is about to die I'll see you at the bar ;D
  314.  
  315. You have disconnected.
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