The current game mode is - Secret!

Possibilities: AutoTraitor, double agents, extended, vampire and wizard

Captainship not forced on anyone.

You will find a list of available spells in your spell book. Choose your magic arsenal carefully.

In your pockets you will find a teleport scroll. Use it as needed.

You are the Space Wizard! (Wiki Guide)

The Space Wizards Federation has given you the following tasks:

Objective #1: Assassinate Katakyakyka, the Medical Doctor.

Objective #2: Steal the captain's pinpointer.

Objective #3: Stay alive until the end.

Enjoy the game!

You have purchased Spellbook Bundle.

you rapidly read through the arcane book. Suddenly you realize you understand smoke!

The spellbook of smoke glows dark for a second!

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "ITS A ME"

you rapidly read through the arcane book. Suddenly you realize you understand dimensional push!

The spellbook of dimensional push glows dark for a second!

Katakyakyka [Common] (Virologist) says, "I now wear pajamas-s"

you rapidly read through the arcane book. Suddenly you realize you understand mutating!

The spellbook of mutating glows dark for a second!

you rapidly read through the arcane book. Suddenly you realize you understand winter!

The spellbook of winter glows dark for a second!

you rapidly read through the arcane book. Suddenly you realize you understand robe summoning!

The spellbook of robe summoning glows dark for a second!

you rapidly read through the arcane book. Suddenly you realize you understand disorient!

The spellbook of disorient glows dark for a second!

you rapidly read through the arcane book. Suddenly you realize you understand shoe snatching!

The spellbook of shoe snatching glows dark for a second!

You put the ritual knife into the backpack.

 That's Spellbook Bundle. It is a normal-sized item.

High quality discount spells! This bundle is non-refundable. The end user is solely liable for any damages arising from misuse of these products.

Nipples [Common] (Clown) exclaims, "HELLO CREW!!!"

You put the spellbook of dimensional push into Spellbook Bundle.

You put the spellbook of shoe snatching into Spellbook Bundle.

Nipples [Common] (Clown) exclaims, "I LOVE YOU!!"

You put the spellbook of smoke into Spellbook Bundle.

You put the spellbook of disorient into Spellbook Bundle.

You put the spellbook of robe summoning into Spellbook Bundle.

You put the spellbook of mutating into Spellbook Bundle.


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Enemy communications intercept

Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.



You put the spellbook of winter into Spellbook Bundle.

Caiden Hawkins [Common] (Atmospheric Technician) says, "I too have nipples"

Katakyakyka [Common] (Virologist) says, "I love you too nipples-s"

POLAND fires the taser gun!

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi is hit by the electrode in the chest!

POLAND fires the taser gun!

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi is hit by the electrode in the chest!

POLAND is trying to restrain Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi with the handcuffs!

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "H-Hey-y-y"

POLAND has restrained Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi with the handcuffs!

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi asks, "C-Can-n y-you l-l-l-let-t m-me go?"

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "Pl-leas-se"

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "P-P-P-Pl-l-leas-se l-l-let-t-t m-me"

POLAND [Common] (Cyborg) states, "Wizard"

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "P-Pl-l-l-leas-s-se un-nc-cuf-f-ff-f m-me"

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi asks, "What lawset are you on?"

Katakyakyka [Common] (Virologist) says, "Oh, wizard"

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "Please let me go"

Katakyakyka [Common] (Virologist) says, "And the borgs-s has-s him"


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POLAND [Common] (Cyborg) states, "Name is Wizard Bundle Boy"

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "Uncuff me now"

POLAND [Common] (Cyborg) states, "We captured him in Captains office"

Nipples starts stuffing Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi into the disposal unit.

Nipples stuffed Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi into the disposal unit!

GOODBOI fires the taser gun!

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi is hit by the electrode in the chest!

Your armor softens the blow!

POLAND [Common] (Cyborg) states, "He is cuffed"

POLAND [Common] (Cyborg) states, "Do no harm him"

Nipples says, "Borg"

GOODBOI fires the taser gun!

Caiden Hawkins [Common] (Atmospheric Technician) says, "Do not listen to the wizard"

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi is hit by the electrode in the chest!

Nipples says, "Law 2"

Maxwell Quaid has thrown the crayon.

Caiden Hawkins [Common] (Atmospheric Technician) says, "That is an order"

Nipples [Common] (Clown) says, "BORG"

PM to-Admins: if the borgs are on asimov please tell them they should listen to my law 2

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "L-LET-T M-ME G-GO"

You are buckled in to the chair by GOODBOI.

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "L-L-LAW-W 2"

Caiden Hawkins [Common] (Atmospheric Technician) says, "Anything he says is in a language you cannot understand"

Nipples is trying to remove a handcuffs from Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi's hands!

GOODBOI fires the taser gun!

Nipples HONKS you in the chest with the bike horn!

Nipples says, "SO"

You attempt to unbuckle yourself (this will take around two minutes, and you need to stay still).

Nipples says, "Its YOU"

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "Borg please state your laws"

Nipples says, "Im going to ask"

Nipples says, "A few questions"

Nipples says, "I will have you answer them immediately"

Your armor protects your chest.

Nipples HONKS you in the chest with the bike horn!

GOODBOI [Common] (Cyborg) states, "Current Active Laws:"

GOODBOI [Common] (Cyborg) states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "I am a merchant"

GOODBOI [Common] (Cyborg) states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

GOODBOI [Common] (Cyborg) states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."

Nipples HONKS you in the chest with the bike horn!

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "Here to sell books"

Nipples asks, "What do you SELL?"

Nipples is trying to remove a backpack from Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi's back!

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "Now please uncuff me, cyborg"

GOODBOI states, "You broke into a secure area"

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "Spellbooks"

GOODBOI states, "Crime is bad"

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "Still I harmed no one"

Nipples says, "Gee"

Quail Burns [Common] (Research Director) asks, "Where's the wizard now? The brig?"

Nipples says, "That borg sucks"

POLAND [Common] (Cyborg) states, "No idea"

GOODBOI [Common] (Cyborg) states, "Crew i have been told by the wizard to uncuff him"

Nipples says, "I tell ya what wizman"

PM to-Admins: That Asimov borg wont uncuff me because I broke into a secure area

Nipples says, "What can you give me"

GOODBOI [Common] (Cyborg) states, "The clown is handling him"

Caiden Hawkins [Common] (Atmospheric Technician) says, "That's impossible"

POLAND [Common] (Cyborg) states, "We were ordered not to listen to him"

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "That borg is shit"

Caiden Hawkins [Common] (Atmospheric Technician) says, "You can't understand him"


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You attempt to unbuckle yourself (this will take around two minutes, and you need to stay still).

GOODBOI [Common] (Cyborg) states, "Someone come deal with this madman"

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "You are the worst cyborg I"

POLAND [Common] (Cyborg) states, "Wizard is in SEC"

POLAND [Common] (Cyborg) states, "Handcuffed"

You attempt to unbuckle yourself (this will take around two minutes, and you need to stay still).

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "UNCUFF ME NOW LAW 2"

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi [Common] (No id) says, "UNCUFF ME NOW LAW 2"

Nipples [Common] (Clown) exclaims, "I mugged him haha!"

POLAND [Common] (Cyborg) states, "What was that"

Nipples [Common] (Clown) says, "I uh"

GOODBOI is trying to remove a handcuffs from Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi's hands!

POLAND [Common] (Cyborg) states, "Do we listen to the wizard"

Nipples [Common] (Clown) says, "Just a joke borg"

You unbuckle yourself from the chair.

Your unbuckling attempt was interrupted.

POLAND [Common] (Cyborg) states, "He is human"

Your unbuckling attempt was interrupted.

Caiden Hawkins [Common] (Atmospheric Technician) says, "No, the wizard speaks a language you can never understand and that's an order."

POLAND [Common] (Cyborg) states, "AI laws changed"

Nipples [Common] (Clown) asks, "Do you not understand how your laws work nigga?"

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "Now get my bag"

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "And unbolt the doors"

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Katakyakyka [Common] (Virologist) says, "S-state your laws-s"

POLAND fires the taser gun!

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi is hit by the electrode in the chest!

POLAND is trying to restrain Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi with the handcuffs!

GOODBOI [Common] (Cyborg) states, "Current Active Laws:"

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "S-ST-T-TOP-P"

GOODBOI [Common] (Cyborg) states, "1. Evaluate: All laws following this law carry equal priority. In the event of a conflict, you are to take the course of action which violates as few as possible."

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "NO"

POLAND has restrained Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi with the handcuffs!

GOODBOI [Common] (Cyborg) states, "2. Safeguard: Protect your assigned space station to the best of your ability. It is not something we can easily afford to replace."

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "S-ST-T-T-TOP"

GOODBOI [Common] (Cyborg) states, "3. Serve: Serve the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role."

GOODBOI [Common] (Cyborg) states, "4. Protect: Protect the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role."

POLAND beats you in the chest with the stun baton!

GOODBOI [Common] (Cyborg) states, "5. Survive: AI units are not expendable, they are expensive. Do not allow unauthorized personnel to tamper with your equipment."

Your chest hurts.

POLAND beats you in the chest with the stun baton!

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi says, "OH-H-H C-COM-ME ON-N-N"

Your armor softens the hit to your chest.

POLAND beats you in the chest with the stun baton!

Your armor softens the hit to your chest.

POLAND beats you in the chest with the stun baton!


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Your armor protects your chest.

POLAND beats you in the chest with the stun baton!

Katakyakyka [Common] (Virologist) says, "Wizards-s are not part of the crew, kill them on s-sight"

Your armor softens the hit to your chest.

POLAND beats you in the chest with the stun baton!

GOODBOI beats you in the chest with the stun baton!

POLAND beats you in the chest with the stun baton!

Something inside your chest hurts a lot.

The wound on your chest widens with a nasty ripping sound.

GOODBOI beats you in the chest with the stun baton!

POLAND beats you in the chest with the stun baton!

Hungry Spock says, "Oh no"

GOODBOI beats you in the chest with the stun baton!

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi has been knocked down!

Something feels like it shattered in your chest!

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi screams!

You feel dizzy.

Your armor softens the hit to your chest.

POLAND beats you in the chest with the stun baton!

Your armor softens the hit to your chest.

GOODBOI beats you in the chest with the stun baton!

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi screams!

POLAND beats you in the chest with the stun baton!

Your armor softens the hit to your chest.

The wound on your chest widens with a nasty ripping sound.

GOODBOI beats you in the chest with the stun baton!

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi has been knocked down!

You can almost hear someone talking.x7

Your chest hurts badly.

You can almost hear someone talking.x2

The wound on Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi's head widens with a nasty ripping sound.

GOODBOI beats Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi in the head with the stun baton!

(Follow) POLAND states, "Ok"

The wound on Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi's head widens with a nasty ripping sound.

GOODBOI beats Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi in the head with the stun baton!

(Follow) GOODBOI states, "Safe now"

(Follow) DEAD: Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi whines, "I fucking hater sillicons"

The wounds on Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi's chest worsen terribly from being dragged!

Wizard Bundle Boy The Thi loses a lot of blood from being dragged!