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  1. TO: blackhands@gmail.com
  2. SUBJECT: heres an idea for our next date
  3. FROM: sciencealone@gmail.com
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  5. "ok" said hadley "do u want to fuck"
  6. "oh yeah" said lynch because his cock was 20332939002 miles long and glistening in the sunlight.
  7. also they were in hadleys lab because that place is awesome. hadleys dick was even bigger by the way it was like 292p3o20339320 miles long which is a pretty big number1!
  8. so lynch sat on the table because hes a big faggot!!!!!! which is true even tho he has scars and chest hair which hadley doesnt really have but hes manly anyway and thats true ok.
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  10. ok so lynch was on the table and hadley 9who was like super hansome at the moment and his hair was like a chestnut breeze or something) was all "oj u ready" and lynch was like "take me mr brown sir uguu"
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  12. so hadley stuck his dick in lynch's ass! and it was totally awesome cus lynch submitted to his advance cus he knew hadlet was the best and that is a fact.. he is the best at science and the best at everything else which is also sinence and also love!
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  14. hes a love doctor haha do you get it. because he is a doctor. ok anyway.
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  16. lynch was all "uguu mr hadly sir desu" even though i dont know what that means i mean hadly doesnt know what that ment i think. fuck wheres the backspace key
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  18. anyway!! hadley was all thrustin away and moaning like a lion in heat with a beautiful mane and rippling muscles and stuff and he had excellent femurs. i mean really excellent femurs with really great bone density and everything. its like someone glued a bunch of good femurs together and that was what came of it
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  20. so lynch is all desu sugoi and stuff and hadley is thrusting and grunting and its like a boat in a storm in here. and lynch comes first because hes a huge pansy and hes all "I LOVE YOU HADLEY" and hadley just laughs a manly laugh
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  22. because he never said i love you on the first date because hes super manly and also really good at communication!!!!!!!! ok lynch he is like super great at talking to people and if you dont think so maybe its you whos bad at talking to people
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  24. fuck you
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  26. your pretty sexy though i mean you have good thigjhs and nice hands and i like it when you touch me but uh
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  28. anyway!!!! haddly orgasms and his jizz is like the strenght of a firehose and it gets EVERYWHERE but it tastes like super delicious so lynch liks it all up. and hes like "that was delicious" and hadley just lagughs and goes "yes i kno" because he does kno
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  30. and they probably cuddle or some shit after that because they love each other
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  32. anyway thats what i think we should do next time we see each other?? i think it sounds good.
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  34. love,
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  36. hadley brown!!! <3 <3 <3 <3
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  40. TO: sciencealone@gmail.com
  41. SUBJECT: RE: heres an idea for our next date
  42. FROM: blackhands@gmail.com
  43.  
  44. what the fuck
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