Hello, I would like to file a formal complaint about your moderation department. It seems to me that moderators are given far too much conk slonking for the work they do. I work equally hard, collecting cheese day in and day out, and yet I get next to no slonked conks. I am certain that I am not alone in my plight. All too often I hear stories about regular cheese farmers being passed over for a conk slonking opportunity only to find it was given to mods.

Mods who do not need it, might I add. I've seen the planks they spawn and the maps they shaman. Mods have been getting far too much slonking and cheese farmers get too little. Therefore, I would like to propose we switch to communism. Conk slonking for all, I say!

No more shall we suffer, hurting ourselves for a single cheese, dying and coming back to life!
No more shall we be overlooked for our work, just because we chose to take to the front lines!
No more shall we face oppression of the Administrators and the cruel stares of "superior" Mods.

					  We demand change!
					We demand recognition!
				  We demand our conks be slonked!
				        Viva la revolucion!