tixh: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i miss paco so fucking much this isnt fair
tixh: why is he doing this to me?
tixh: i remembered having like a pack of popcorn downstairs that ive had for like 3 years
Gao-chan has changed their name to paco.
tixh: and i instantly remembered how paco burnt his popcorn twice
tixh: and ate them both times
tixh: and felt sick
paco: lol
tixh: this isnt fair
tixh: where is he?
paco: hello I'm paco
paco: how are you
tixh: no you're gao-chan
tixh: aka shoujo manga protag
tixh: thinking about going downstairs and burning the popcorn on purpose
tixh: not sure what the point of that would be
tixh: but i kind of want to do it
tixh: fuck you really hit me there with the "paco is now Away" thing
tixh: wasnt ready for it
tixh: if i drink now i really would end up being super sad
tixh: normally paco would say something really stupid or funny
tixh: and id just burst out laughing
tixh: sighhh
paco: lol I'm drunk xd
tixh: sighhh
tixh: where is he?
paco: hope my papa
paco: doesn't realize
paco: he'll beat me
tixh: pacos dad has lived in catalonia for his entire life
tixh: and still he only speaks spanish
tixh: hes a madridista too
tixh: its kinda funny
paco: mi padregolpear mi cuandoborracho'
tixh: no hablo espanol
paco: estúpido
tixh: sighhh
tixh: if i had paid more attention in my spanish classed
tixh: classes
tixh: i wouldve been able to speak pacos native language
tixh: well one of two
tixh: lucky bastard grew up with two languages
paco: Paco dijo que eres un marica
tixh: where?
tixh: where is he?
paco: paco está publicando en meromin en este momento
tixh: bullshit
tixh: merorin is down
paco: oh pensé que solo estaba prohibido
tixh: no its down
paco: noche de noche borracha mi amor
tixh: night
paco: tch tch tch tch tch
paco: too drunk sto sleep
tixh: sighhhh
tixh: paco...
paco: yes?
tixh: no
tixh: i meant the real paco
tixh: the paco ive talked every single day to
paco: mi falso paco
tixh: for 3 fucking years
paco: bullshit
tixh: more or less every single day
paco: holy shit no wonder paco doesn't want to talk to you you are so fuckginggr clingy
paco: liser'
tixh: no im not
tixh: i just miss him
tixh: also paco was the same when i didnt talk to him for two days
tixh: he sent me pics of his cats and things
paco: ") 7;gy
tixh: ?
paco: U r like that gf that stalks her bf
paco: Aka a creeky freak
tixh: im not stalking him though?
paco: Typing on my phone
tixh: whats so creepy of missing my really good friend that ive known for a long while?
paco: Yeah but you never shut up about him talking to him through a certain board and he is bitching about that
tixh: ?
tixh: through a certain board?
paco: Yes a certain, /jp/ ddonodf
tixh: bullshit
tixh: ohhh he goes to kakashi nenpo too doesnt he?
tixh: not seeing your posts
tixh: lying again
tixh: sasuga
paco: ..not that shitty one lol
paco: Never post In that shothole
tixh: well ive checked all jp spinoffs
tixh: nowhere to be found
tixh: sigh
paco: Lol tricked nb
tixh: what is he even doing?
tixh: what does he do with his time?
tixh: post on spinoffs day in day out?
tixh: hes not a gaymer
tixh: watch anime all day?
tixh: actually if anything itd probably be that
tixh is now Online.
tixh: Saw paco: online and got really excited for a split second
tixh: Fuck you
tixh: Sighhhhhh
paco: lol
paco: try to guesss how many militeras I'vedrank so far
tixh is now Online.
tixh: No change your name first
paco has changed their name to tixh.
tixh: k
tixh (1): Thanks
tixh (1): This is much better
tixh (1): Idk 500 ml?
tixh: wow
tixh: good guess
tixh: watching a bunch of drunk B movies watching chinese movies right now going to move on to bollywood movies if I do't pass out before then, Honestly didn't realize chinese could be ever remotelyt attractive
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tixh: uck
tixh: tixh
tixh: lmao
tixh: lol ssssuper drunk
tixh: make sure I don't pass out tixh
tixh (1): Um
tixh (1): Im hungry
tixh (1): Going to make breakfast
tixh: I got some fresh semen waiting for you hon
tixh: tixh is tytping a messsage...
tixh is now Online.
tixh (1): it says tixh (2) btw
tixh (1): youre tixh (2)
tixh (1): im tixh (no number)
tixh: uh
tixh: I'm the real tixh
tixh: ur're the fake
tixh: please stick it up my boipussy
tixh (1): who has the id/tixh profile here?
tixh: mee
tixh (1): wrong
tixh: dff
tixh: kinda want to get chrono trigger 2
tixh (1): chrono trigger 2?
tixh (1): there was a sequel?
tixh: um the other game
tixh: um
tixh: the wii game
tixh (1): ?
tixh: brah its that one rpg you know the really major one that is suppose to take forever to beat
tixh (1): xenoblade?
tixh: yes
tixh: you are so smart
tixh (1): xenoblade 2 or 1?
tixh (1): i heard 1 was good and 2 was weeb trash
tixh: 2 obviously
tixh (1): heard it was weeb trash
tixh: so perfect for me?
tixh (1): i guess
tixh (1): villain get the money like CURLS
tixh (1): https://i.imgur.com/tkMQwxT.jpg
tixh is now Online.
tixh (1): sighhh im feeling down
tixh: kys
tixh (1): how
tixh: drink bleach
tixh (1): non meme ways please
tixh is now Online.
tixh (1): yo compro ropa
tixh (1): luego la vendo
tixh (1): asi consigo something something tengo
tixh (1): chic para mi chic para mi chic etc
tixh (1): guess ill watch those final eps of konosuba ive been waiting on for a year
tixh (1): btw the ed of the first season is literally the highlight of the entire show
tixh (1): god the world they build up is so cozy
tixh (1): i want to live there and forget about everything
tixh (1): fuck watching it brings back memories
tixh (1): i think i watched s1 just about 1 year ago
tixh (1): and it was cold and snowing at that point to
tixh (1): and that "its a sign that spring has come" line really struck home because well it was close to spring
tixh (1): also paco had been gone for a while at that point too and had only recently come back
tixh (1): where the fuck was he then? where the fuck is he now?
tixh (1): ahhhhhhhhh
tixh (1): how did i get in on paco again?
tixh (1): i cant keep doing this
tixh is now Snooze.