Stoooorrryyy Timeeeee!

My Stories are a bit laaaammmeee

Counterstrike Story Time :
I once made a food break in a game of CS:S. I decided it was a good time to go make a sandwich and get a beer because the round was taking forever and I was already dead. I finished making the sandwich, sat down and realized I was the only one left alive and buy time was over, so I was left against 5 players with only a glock and a nade I picked up. I managed to get 3 kills before getting 'murked. Best sandwich ever.

Killing Floor Story Time:
I once went AFK to get something (I forget what. Maybe it was food, or a drink or something.) I expected to be back soon but it took a little while longer and by the time I got back I was dead. The kicker is that when I went to spec the others they were all AFK as well.... Needless to say, we wiped. Next map rolls around, we all get to chatting and it turns out everyone took a food break at once .__.