I just bought a bike
Sounds... fun
You're not going to woods out on me are you?
i love correcting people
is that how i am to you?
if you say so.
thats just so damned phaggy!!!
I'm not having this conversation
This sounds like another rant
i love whistles
do you remember when you used to be cool?
I am struggling to remember you ever being cool
is that when you were cool
I'm not buying it
 I define busy by FUCK YOU!
It's football not soccer
 Well, I got stuck on a work call.
My balls taste like candy
Stop being so sexy, its making me insecure
Right.
ffs i'm not having a go
Don't judge my lifestyle
AAHHUH!
fucking get a memory!
wouldn't be the first time
COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKER
ahh this has been fun.
I don't think you should talk anymore
nope, got nothin
I find it flattering
ahh this has been FUCK YOU!
Fuck yeah!
I love treats
I really dont appreciate this
THAT IS SO TYPICAL!
I bet you tell yourself that
...
you have a prospects portfolio of FUCK ALL
clearly since I said it.. I DO FUCKING SAY SO!
I'm a terrible husband
Lucas touches me at night when I sleep
When lucas touches me, I go to my special place
just make sure noone uses my amp
Touche
my balls, suck them
fuck me is this your rant for today?
yessum
think outside the box
Yes, I have already sent an email passing on your feedback
my mum has a choice landing strip
the only thing good that came out of my mum was the afterbirth
I hate the tpk bot
I was inside my Mum before it was cool.
Why? Fuck you, that's why
Does anyone else think Woodzy's Mum is hot?
i was born ready
I could, but I have work to do.
That doesn't sound like something I would say