I love eating out assholes.

After many conversations in the clan chat about this I decided to take some time out of my day to save everyone of your guy's girlfriend's/wife's.



For those of you who get an instant hard-on at the thought of me sucking on your starfish, I should note that I'm not into licking just any person's anus. It's got to be attached to a girl I like, who has recently showered and smells like there's a bar of fresh strawberry soap up her ass.

The act of analingus, commonly referred to as 'rimming,' or 'tossing the salad,' involves contact between the mouth, lips or tongue of one person, and the anus or perineum (space between the ass and genitals) of another. It is practiced privately by all sexual orientations and genders, but some still consider it to be taboo, dirty or even homoerotic, so it's rarely discussed openly or admitted to in public.

First I'm going to get into Hygiene and Safety, I don't need any Members of IR getting sick/disease over testing out the amazing ass waters.



Hygiene and Safety

1. Clean out your ass. It is important to shower before getting your can canoodled. Stick a wet finger into your anus to eliminate fecal remnants from your pucker, or you can use an enema for a thorough rectal rinsing.

2. Shave that butt hole. Even if you think you don't have any hair back there, trust me there's the one stray that got away. Having a smooth posterior heightens your sphincter's sensitivity to touch.

3. Use a dental dam. It's important to have a protective layer between the anus and mouth so as not to spread infection, intestinal parasites, bacteria, viruses or diseases from one orifice to another. You can improvise by using an un-lubricated condom, latex glove or even plastic wrap cut into large squares.

4. Do not double dip. Don't ever put anything that's been in a behind into (or too close to) a vagina without sterilizing it. You can transfer dangerous bacteria and micro-organisms that can cause infections such as vaginitis and cystitis.

5. Rinse your mouth. If you didn't use oral protection, make sure you swish with mouthwash or antiseptic afterwards to sanitize the area. Plus, no one wants ass-breath.

**I highly recommend #5 for a good reason, NO ONE, I mean NO ONE wants to kiss or make out with an ass eater, so if your going to take this guide with you once you done reading it, please brush your teeth and follow these hygiene steps.



Step two I will be talking about some tips for the Ass Eater.(You the Real MVP)

Tips for the Giver

1. Use your breath. Blow warm air onto the anus and the skin surrounding it, or just hover above and breathe against it.

2. Use your tongue. Lay it flat to lick, flick, rub and push against the general backside region, or you can make it stiff and hard to penetrate, probe, tap and trace the anal rim.

3. Use your lips. Kiss and suck the asshole, taint, inner thighs, crack of the ass, buttocks, lower back and the back of the legs.

4. Use your fingers and hands. Probe the rectum and pull apart the butt cheeks. You also can reach around from behind and fondle the front genitals.

5. Use your teeth. As long as you are only doing little nibbles or gentle love bites -- not hard chomps.

6. Use your toys. Butt plugs, dildos and dicks can be inserted in the rectum to help stimulate and intensify female pelvic orgasms.



You guys are probably wondering what positions are best for your spouse?

1. Sit on your partners face.

2. Entwine yourself in a 69.

3. Lay face down with pillows under your hips, elevating them off the bed.

4. Get on all fours, arch your back, spread your knees and ass cheeks apart.

5. Lie on your back with a pillow under your ass, lifting it up in the air.

6. Lie on your back, pulling your ankles to your ears, and expose your hole.

7. Stand facing the wall, or bend from your waist, with your legs spread wide.

8. Suspending yourself upside down, open your legs in a V formation.



I hope you all test this one day or another.

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