dank meme

Here you fucking go posting that shit again. Again and again and again… It’s every thread with you. Every. Single. Thread. WOW you sure showed me! Fucking lol oh my god dude you’re literally the one who knows what’s best for this place. There is honestly nothing I could have posted that would have been a better response than yours. HEY LOOK EVERYONE I FOUND THE GUY WHO’S GONNA SAVE US FROM THE SHITPOSTING. THIS IS THE GUY WHO’S GONNA SOLVE ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS. Please keep responding with that same nonsense thinking that’s going to stop or change anything but you’re so smart that you thought up of such a perfect response to this. You honestly think that will do anything? Do you honestly believe autistically posting that every time you see this that it will stop? You’re absolutely fucking delusional dude. Can’t you go at least one thread without responding to this meme? You’re an absolute joke. I already know just by reading such a simplistic post such as that one that you’re an absolute loser with absolutely nothing better to do. Most people aspire to become astronomers, doctors, contributing members of society, but you, you just spend all day waiting for posts like these to give your life any sort of meaning. Well I hope you’re happy, because this is your fucking life. This is all that you fucking do; shitpost. Have a nice life ass hole.

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Fuck your shitty pasta response and fuck you you fucking faggot always posting memes on this forum. All I have to do is ask an admin to trace your IP and your life will be finished. Mommy will take away your razor alienware PC and she’ll ground you for what will feel like an eternity. Does that make you feel good? Do you want to keep saying mean things to adults on the internet? Do you wanna keep talking shit over the internet? You want your life to end at the hands of memes? And if mommy doesn’t deal with your shitty behavior because she’s too busy overdosing on tylenol I will personally find your house, destroy all of your stupid Little Tikes playsets, and eat all your popsicles. I’ve been shitting memes out my ass through emails with my co-workers on our Windows 96 cubicle computers since before your mother was paid to fuck your daddy. What memes do you have? That’s right—none. Your memes fucking suck and an entire generation’s sense of humor is lost to memes thanks to you. Tbh I have better things to do with my perfect life than talk to some acoustic neckbear neatlord. Later homo.

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I had the notion that I would write about something positive and optimistic instead of going on about how tactless you are. Unfortunately, I couldn’t think of anything particularly positive to write about. So, instead, I’ll just tell you that your promise to change your ways has long since been proven insincere. Before I say anything else, let me remind you that your fantasy is to hurt people’s feelings. You dream of a world that grants such a freedom with no strings attached. Welcome to the world of cynicism! In that nightmare world it has long since been forgotten that you refer to a variety of things using the word “pharmacodynamic”. Translating this bit of jargon into English isn’t easy. Basically, you’re saying that you know the “right” way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli, which we all know is patently absurd. At any rate, your apologues are a pestilential circle that begins and ends with yourself. That’s the current situation, and if you have any doubt about the reality of it, then you haven’t been paying close enough attention to what’s been happening in the world.
I’m by no means the first person to expose you as an avaricious palooka. However, it’s still somewhat rare for anyone to state publicly that the biggest supporters of your truculent ethics are treacherous, pretentious gilly-gaupuses and jejune, pot-valiant ignoramuses. A secondary class of ardent supporters consists of ladies of elastic virtue and cosmopolitan tendencies to whom such things afford a decent excuse for displaying their fascinations at their open windows. At the same time, I am not up on the latest gossip. Still, I have heard people say that you count the worst classes of clueless, moralistic twerps I’ve ever seen as your friends. Unfortunately for you, these are hired friends, false friends, friends incapable of realizing for a moment that anyone—you or I or a Martian who just arrived in a flying saucer—who wants to ensure that you receives his just deserts should realize that I do not have the time in one sitting to go into the long answer as to why you’re the ultimate source of alienation and repression around here. But the short answer is that you get a lot of perks from the system. True to form, you ceaselessly move the goalposts to prevent others from benefiting from the same perks. This suggests that he has found a way to avoid compliance with reddit’s regulations, circumvent any further litigation, and poison the relationship between teacher and student—all by trumping up a phony emergency.
If I try really, really hard, I can almost see why you would want to use organized violence to suppress opposition. Let me clue you in on a little something: Making a mockery of the term “contemporaneousness” is a mug’s game. The only reason you would do things like that is because you often complain about how reddit’s attitude toward him is not normally properly worshipful and submissive. Or, to express that sentiment without all of the emotionally charged lingo, for those of us who make our living trying to preach a message of community and brotherly love, it is important to consider that if you hadn’t been changing the course of history, it simply would not have occurred to me to write the letter you now are reading. Why, I might have taken the day off altogether. Or maybe I would have been out preventing the bananannian-induced catastrophe I foresee and saving our nation from its time of deepest humiliation and disgrace. In any case, you’re a financial predator who preys on the elderly, the gullible, and the vulnerable. You seek their assets to support your own lavish lifestyle. Keep that in mind while I state the following: Your mumpish magic-bullet explanations are causing charlatanism to spiral out of control in our society—and you know it. As I reread what I’ve written up to this point, I’m disappointed that I lack Demosthenes’s oratorical acumen. Nevertheless, I hope that somehow I still managed to convince you that I accept the call to foster mutual understanding.

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You're retarded, the ">" isn't even solely used on 4chan. It's a fairly universal quotation operator. Only a narcissistic fool who believes aligning himself with 4chan indicates some connection to a superior internet community would even say this shit. You're underage, uneducated, and what you find funny is dictated by anonymous masses of edgy 16 year olds that would chop their own dick off to shove it in their ass.