on $*:TEXT:/^!slap\s(\S+)$/iS:#: {
  if ($regml(1) ison # && !$hget(slap,flood)) {
    .hadd -mu3 slap flood yes
    if ($regml(1) == $me) { msg # 9,1FUCK YOU!! WHY DONT YOU GO AND TRY TO SLAP SLAP YOURSELF!! 13,0 *Rider91 throws a shoe at you!! }
    else {
      var %slap large salmon|closed fist|pack of skittles yelling 4"TASTE TEH FUKIN RAINBOW"|piece of blue cheese|Big Mac|fat persons leg|computer|stolen car
      describe # slaps $regml(1) around a bit with a $gettok(%slap,$r(1,8),124)
    }
  }
}