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- selling cocaine to children
- getting AIDS and spreading it to as many people as possible before your inevitable death
- getting a blood transfusion in a gay neighbourhood
- Dobby no longer being a free elf after being locked in my sex dungeon
- walking a blind girl to my dungeon instead of her front door
- getting an STD at Disneyland
- putting kittens in a smoothie maker
- becoming a cop to shoot black people for sport
- "hanging" out with Logan Paul
- the ritual that sacrifices everyone in this very game to the demon lord, Baal
- ALLAHU AKBAR!
- murdering babies and claiming God told you to. We're looking at you, Moses.
- IN. THE. VAN. NOW
- treating others with respect
- breaking your penis in the middle of sex
- getting fingered by Edward Scissorhands
- crying myself to sleep at night
- secretly wishing slavery was legal again
- eating a hotdog made out of humans
- confusing a birthday party with a funeral
- doing the splits and splitting in half
- putting the fun into fun-eral
- actually being raped, for real
- literally eating a lampshade
- finding out KFC is out of chicken
- showing One Direction a second direction
- being completely and totally unloved by your family
- using "the force" on Jedi girls who refuse to sleep with you
- a meowtain of kittens
- drinking hand sanitizer to cure your cold
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