selling cocaine to children
getting AIDS and spreading it to as many people as possible before your inevitable death
getting a blood transfusion in a gay neighbourhood
Dobby no longer being a free elf after being locked in my sex dungeon
walking a blind girl to my dungeon instead of her front door
getting an STD at Disneyland
putting kittens in a smoothie maker
becoming a cop to shoot black people for sport
"hanging" out with Logan Paul
the ritual that sacrifices everyone in this very game to the demon lord, Baal
ALLAHU AKBAR!
murdering babies and claiming God told you to. We're looking at you, Moses.
IN. THE. VAN. NOW
treating others with respect
breaking your penis in the middle of sex
getting fingered by Edward Scissorhands
crying myself to sleep at night
secretly wishing slavery was legal again
eating a hotdog made out of humans
confusing a birthday party with a funeral
doing the splits and splitting in half
putting the fun into fun-eral
actually being raped, for real
literally eating a lampshade
finding out KFC is out of chicken
showing One Direction a second direction
being completely and totally unloved by your family
using "the force" on Jedi girls who refuse to sleep with you
a meowtain of kittens
drinking hand sanitizer to cure your cold