on *:TEXT:*:#: {
  if (!aim == $strip($1)) {
    if ($2 ison $chan) {
      if ($me == $2) { msg $chan Not Me! | halt }
      msg $chan $nick aims at $2
      set %aim $rand(1,6)
      if (%aim == 1) msg $chan $nick goes to take the shot but the scope falls off
      elseif (%aim == 2) msg $chan $nick aims at $2 and slips, hits his head on a tree!
      elseif (%aim == 3) msg $chan $nick is just getting $2 in there scope and Leg shot!
      elseif (%aim == 4) msg $chan $nick jumps to shot and HS!
      elseif (%aim == 5) msg $chan $2 can see $nick and takes the shot before $nick
      elseif (%aim == 6) msg $chan $nick hits bush YES!
      unset %aim
    }
    elseif (!$2) { msg $chan No Nick in my scope }
    elseif ($2 !ison $chan) { msg $chan There not in range of this channel }
  }
  if (!Blowup == $strip($1)) {
    if ($2 ison $chan) {
      if ($me == $2) { msg $chan Not Me! | halt }
      set %bomb $2
      msg $chan $nick plants a time bomb on $2
      msg $chan You better Run!
      msg $chan Type !defuse to stop it
      .timer 1 200 unset %bomb
    }
    elseif (!$2) { msg $chan There not here }
    elseif ($2 !ison $chan) { msg $chan Can't hit them with c4 }
  }
  if (!defuse == $strip($1)) {
    if ($nick == %bomb) {
      msg $chan Here it goes!
      set %defuse $rand(1,5)
      if (%defuse == 1) msg $chan You did it *relief*
      elseif (%defuse == 2) msg $chan Wrong Wire Wrong Wire! NO!
      elseif (%defuse == 3) msg $chan I don't know what you did but that worked
      elseif (%defuse == 4) msg $chan You Stupid *BOOM*
      elseif (%defuse == 5) msg $chan $me whips it up in the air You Dumy
      unset %defuse
      unset %bomb
    }
    else { msg $chan You don't have a bomb on you | haltdef }
  }
  if (!pcall == $strip($1)) {
    if ($2 ison $chan) {
      if ($me == $2) { msg $chan Not Me! | halt }
      msg $chan Calling $2...
      set %pcall $rand(1,5)
      if (%pcall == 1) .timer 1 5 msg $chan $2 is your refrigerator running? Then you better catch it!
      elseif (%pcall == 2) .timer 1 5 msg $chan $2 is there an I.P. Freely there?
      elseif (%pcall == 3) .timer 1 5 msg $chan $2 is there a john there? Then how do you goto the washroom?
      elseif (%pcall == 4) .timer 1 5 msg $chan 3
      elseif (%pcall == 5) .timer 1 5 msg $chan 4
      unset %pcall
    }
    elseif (!$2) { msg $chan Who do i call? }
    elseif ($2 !ison $chan) { msg $chan I don't pay long distance }
  }
  if (!number == $strip($1)) {
    if (!%num) {
      set -u60 %num $rand(1,100)
      msg $chan I have set a number, it is between 1 and 100.
      msg $chan To make a guess, type: !guess Number_Here
      msg $chan Start guessing now, you have one minute to guess the number.
    }
    else { msg $chan A game is currently in progress. }
  }
  if (!guess == $strip($1)) {
    if (!%num) { msg $chan There is no game in progress. }
    else {
      if ($2 < $($+(%,num),2)) { msg $chan Higher. }
      if ($2 > $($+(%,num),2)) { msg $chan Lower. }
      if ($2 == $($+(%,num),2)) { msg $chan Bingo. $nick guessed the right number %num $+ . }
    }
  }
  if (!slots == $strip($1)) {
    set -u20 %s1 $rand(1,3)
    if (%s1 == 1) msg $chan Fisrt one is OP
    elseif (%s1 == 2) msg $chan Fisrt is HOP
    elseif (%s1 == 3) msg $chan First is VOP
    set -u20 %s2 $rand(1,3)
    if (%s2 == 1) msg $chan Second one is OP
    elseif (%s2 == 2) msg $chan Second is HOP
    elseif (%s2 == 3) msg $chan Second is VOP
    set -u20 %s3 $rand(1,3)
    if (%s3 == 1) msg $chan Third one is OP
    elseif (%s3 == 2) msg $chan Third is HOP
    elseif (%s3 == 3) msg $chan Third is VOP
    if (%s1 == 1) && (%s2 == 1) && (%s3 == 1) {
      msg $chan You won!
    }
    elseif (%s1 == 2) && (%s2 == 2) && (%s3 == 2) {
      msg $chan You won!
    }
    elseif (%s1 == 3) && (%s2 == 3) && (%s3 == 3) {
      msg $chan You won!
    }
    else { msg $chan You lost }
  }
  if (!8ball == $strip($1)) {
    if ($me isin $2-) { msg $chan Not Me! | halt }
    set %8ball $rand(1,4)
    if (%8ball == 1) msg $chan Maybe..
    elseif (%8ball == 2) msg $chan YES
    elseif (%8ball == 3) msg $chan NO
    elseif (%8ball == 4) msg $chan Depends
    unset %8ball
  }
  else { haltdef }
}