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THE ANTI-SPANIARD LEAGUE

Carterius Mar 13th, 2018 89 Never
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  1. "THE ANTI-SPANIARD LEAGUE"
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  3. "Sommer was walking around, buying new clothes when two people tied her up and put a bag on her face and put her in a van. They escaped to a fancy palace or also known as "Mike's Dam Pimphoose, bruh".
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  5. "Sommer was tied to a chair, Mikey pulled the bag and said "Be my girlfriend or i'll hack your Roblox account". Sommer scared accepted. and this is how Mike got a girlfriend.
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  7. Now, who are these people?
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  9. THEY ARE THE ANTI-SPANIARD LEAGUE.
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  11. COMPOSED OF:
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  13. WHISKIPS, THE MAID THAT GETS CREAMPIED.
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  15. YHORM, THE SOLLY MAIN WITH A BIG BEAUTIFUL COCK.
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  17. DAPP3R....he smells.
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  19. AND MIKE J CENA, THE BIGGESTT RAPPER IN THE WORLD.
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  21. "Ey hoes, we gutta stop dem Carter of flooding mah server with his shitty mixtapes. Any ideas?" he said sitting in his throne while his enslaved girlfriend.
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  23. "DDOSing his toaster" said Whiskips while rubbing 500 euro banknotes on his nipples.
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  25. "Banning his Steam account" said Yhorm while rubbing his peepee with vaseline.
  26.  
  27. "I WANNA DIE" said Dapp3r.
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  29. "Honey, I have an idea" Sommer whispered her idea to Mikey, the latter one smiling and laughing evily.
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  31. *THE NEXT DAY*
  32.  
  33. "A YOUNG SPANIARD OF AGE 19 HAS COMMITED SUICIDE BECAUSE PASTEBIN.COM HAS BEEN TERMINATED."
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  35. (Morale of the story: demote mikey pls he cyberbulli me on ROBLOX)
  36.  
  37. *Insert stock footage of Haxosaurus screaming like Michael P*
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