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  1. Righteous Ways of Eusoch the Healer
  2. Compassion is the one true virtue. Never maim people or cut their heads off, even if they're your worst enemies.
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  4. Praising Eusoch:
  5. -I'll save everyone!
  6. -Peace and calmness!
  7. -Weakness is strength!
  8. -Praise bees!
  9. -Hail Healer!
  10. -Oh, merciful one!
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  12. Eusoch likes bees. Bring a beehive under the temple's protection and make sure the bees aren't ever hurt.
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  14. The Ceremony
  15. At least three healers with pure souls must take part in the ceremony. Eusoch must be appeased with decent gifts.
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  17. You'll need, of course, say a lot of kind words to him! And don't forget to heal anyone who is in need.
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  19. When you are ready for the ceremony, eat honey and celebrate the miracle of life!
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  21. Eusoch's Grandhealer, Gomm Ferekont.
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  27. Cruel Way of Armok
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  30. Praising Armok:
  31. -Hail the furious one!
  32. • Maim, kill, destroy!
  33. • Pray for red rain!
  34. • Armok is great!
  35. • No regrets!
  36. • Let's vanish in blood!
  37. • Hurt the weak!
  38. Preparing the ceremony:
  39. • Build 4 altars near the idol.
  40. • Spill three or more pools of blood in the temple.
  41. • There shall be no filth in the temple!
  42. Perhaps you're interested in the method of sacrificing a living person?
  43. Just cut the dolt's arteries and hold him, watching in silence how his life gushes from him. Crushing victim's skull, ripping their heart of cutting their heads off is not allowed, for the victim must suffer to entertain the Furious One!
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  45. ...And then the easy part. Undress or keep the bloody clothes on, hold a blood-covered knife in your hand and drink blood from an enemy's skull.
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  47. Do it with devotional thoughts about bleeding wounds, deadly raids and righteous deeds.
  48. And remember: all cowards must DIE like insects!
  49.  
  50. Don't make Armok angry!
  51. - armokpraiser Rykadon Vailes, written by the blood of his father.
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  57. Baccus' Gentle Way
  58.  
  59. Do what thou desire!
  60. Genitals are sacred. LET THE ORGASM BE ETERNAL.
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  62.  
  63. Let's praise our gorgeous god:
  64. • Oh, oh, oh!
  65. • Enter me, Baccus!
  66. • I'm a beautiful girl! I'm a beautiful boy!
  67. • We pray for joy!
  68. • Rejuice!
  69. • WE DESIRE! WE DESIRE!
  70. • Sweet!
  71. Preparing the ceremony:
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  73. • We need at least one holy purring maggot at the temple.
  74. • The temple must be clean!
  75. Sometimes we need to give a new lover to Baccus.
  76. Please the victim until they ejaculate, then strangle them on the altar until they go away.
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  78. The victim shall feel no pain, only pleasure.
  79.  
  80. Once Baccus is satisfied, kiss the idol and embrace His gentle wisdom.
  81. - Ramona the Horny.
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  86.  
  87. Wild, Wild Ways of Lir
  88. A BEAST. A CHILD. A PREDATOR. THAT'S WHOY YOU ARE. Growl and become wild!
  89.  
  90. Be free!
  91.  
  92. Deny all the mechanical, electrical shame! You don't need it. Don't ever play with it.
  93.  
  94. Sin! Sin! Run into the darkness of the nature. And the darkness is deeper than the light. HOWL!
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  96. Lir wants to hear:
  97. • AWOOO!
  98. • Shashasha!
  99. • Ooo!
  100. • Khaw!
  101. • Grrrrrr!
  102. • Iya!
  103. • Aw!
  104.  
  105. Send your prey into the ground. Bury them alive, make them sleep underneath the idol.
  106. Let them come back into the dirt. Never dig up their graves.
  107.  
  108. Shoot at Lir. He'll understand.
  109. - a Khtanid with no name.
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  112. Smelly Ways of Grosth, the ugly fellow
  113. Wherever you are, you're in his place. You are his slave and his shit. I tell you what to do and you know why should.
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  115. Slovoslavlenje:
  116. -I'll decay with Grosth!
  117. -With Grosth, I disappear!
  118. -Irrigate my path!
  119. -Life is shit!
  120. -Shitify!
  121. -Poopling!
  122. -Vomiting God!
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  124. To sacrifice an innocent human being, put it onto a dirty horrifying altar. Then follow these steps:
  125. 1. Take away the left eye. Spit into the eyesocket.
  126. 2. Take away the right eye. Don't spit into the eyesocket, it will be a bad omen.
  127. 3. Excrements must enter the victim's mouth, so Grosth will enjoy kissing these lips.
  128. 4. Torment the victim until they die. Everyone will enjoy this celebration.
  129. ...As you see, even a little kid can do the ceremony.
  130.  
  131. Call to the Garbage One
  132. You can't do this alone, you have to have at least two brothers with you.
  133. Steal something valuable and give it to Grosthyk to make him happy.
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  135. Once you murder someone, scream and scream, until your souls are filthy!
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  137. And then - as usual. Everyone takes a little shit in their hands, somebody urinates onto the idol.
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  139. If nothing happens, then you're fools!// Ìîæíî, êîíå÷íî, è âäâî¸ì ïðîâåðíóòü, åñëè òðîèõ çàìîðèëè êàê ïîëîæåíî...
  140. Your fastest Grostoved, Fhona Romatko.
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  144. Wild, Wild Ways of Lir
  145. A BEAST. A CHILD. A PREDATOR. THAT'S WHOY YOU ARE. Growl and become wild!
  146.  
  147. Be free!
  148.  
  149. Deny all the mechanical, electrical shame! You don't need it. Don't ever play with it.
  150.  
  151. Sin! Sin! Run into the darkness of the nature. And the darkness is deeper than the light. HOWL!
  152.  
  153. Lir wants to hear:
  154. • AWOOO!
  155. • Shashasha!
  156. • Ooo!
  157. • Khaw!
  158. • Grrrrrr!
  159. • Iya!
  160. • Aw!
  161.  
  162. Send your prey into the ground. Bury them alive, make them sleep underneath the idol.
  163. Let them come back into the dirt. Never dig up their graves.
  164.  
  165. Shoot at Lir. He'll understand.
  166. - a Khtanid with no name.
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  170. • -------------------------------------------------------- •
  171. Statute on Interaction with Thoth
  172. THOTH is a creator. By following his instructions, you will reforge yourselves.
  173. You will be ready to make your consciousness tighter, to prepare the lower Reflections and make them more complex and stable, for the good of all who'll fall. That is his design.
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  175. 1. Work. Work harder. Avoid conflicts and pleasures. Avoid distractions.
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  177. 2. Make a temple. Only stone walls and stone floor allowed. Prepare a ritual shield.
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  179. 3. Sacrifice the fruits of your labor.
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  181. 4. If you make contact with any servants of Lir, sacrifice their skulls.
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  183. 5. When you take a break, smoke a pipe in the temple.
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  185. 6. When the work is done, one of the servants should bang the ritual shield with his weapon.
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  187. 7. If you receive instructions follow them. Repeat the process.
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  189. FORBIDDEN: fornication, using the ritual shield in combat.
  190. - Thoth's component.
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  193. Majestic Way of Veles
  194. By following the Master's path, you yourself become a Master.
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  196. Don't you ever bow to anyone! But find the one who'll serve you. Bring him in bonds to an idol, and call VELES!
  197.  
  198. He'll need just one viceroy in each land. You should become one.
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  200. Forget about praising other gods! You're equal to them! Take their gifts at their ceremonies, and don't give anything back. Only VELES is above you.
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  202. Forget altars, throw your gold and silver straight into the fire! Make more fires!
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  204. Kick a slave to commence the ceremony.
  205. - Regugriator of Regugriators.
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