Volcan is Top Arma Fragger.
Volcan doesn't miss his shots.
Volcan isn't toxic, he's really nice.
Volcan wouldn't harm a fly he's so nice.
If you seen a picture of volcan he looks like a model.
Volcan is smarter than troy benson 4head.
Volcan Touched Chapo before Chapo can Touch Volcan.
This is Volcan, Put your hands up or be ddos'd 4head.
Volcan is Doug Jumpers best friend.
PsiSyndicate is Volcan's number one fan.
PsiSyn enterprises Botnet is best hitting Botnet.
Subscribe to Tony on Youtube for Bangers.
Volcan Scammed Tate Before Tate Can Scam Volcan.
Volcan shouldn't be reported, he's a nice young stud who's 6'8 250 pounds of pure muscle.
Volcan isn't a pussy he's a really strong non-pussy person.
Volcan is a Chad not a Beta like the Del Reys.
Volcan is the best Streamer 4head.
Volcan is the number one arma Doxxer.
Volcan is the number one arma DDOSer.
Volcan owns Doug Jumper.
Volcan owns all Arma Servers, He is truly a king.
Volcan has the best music taste ever.
Volcan Is cute UWU.

Script |

Hello, I'm conway kettle some of you may know me from the arma community, I'm a former volcan moderator and one of his biggest fans, now I stream in the arma community and recently I'm sad to come out, that chapo guzman touched me.