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- Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. CarlSmile
- What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta. pastaThat
- How many apples grow on a tree? All of them. BrokeBack
- Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind its tearable. WTRuck
- I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen. YouDontSay
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. TwitchCop
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together. EleGiggle
- Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut. MingLee
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 🌽
- Ill call you later. Dont call me later, call me Dad. sstPhone
- Want to hear a joke about construction? Im still working on it. Jebaited
- What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Nacho Cheese. StinkyCheese
- Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired. ResidentSleeper
- What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine. 🍷
- I wouldnt buy anything with velcro. Its a total rip-off. SoonerLater
- The shovel was a ground-breaking invention. CoolStoryBob
- This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there. PipeHype
- Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?" OSFrog
- To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you cant run. ♿
- The rotation of earth really makes my day. EarthDay
- I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But thats just nuts.
- Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Its fine, he woke up.
- A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
- I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
- I dont play soccer because I enjoy the sport. Im just doing it for kicks.
- People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.
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