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  1. (3:32:16 PM) lord_reid: I hate niggers
  2. (3:32:19 PM) endercapitalg: liar
  3. (3:32:22 PM) Kyle Myr: I heard you're working at being a castrati
  4. (3:32:25 PM) endercapitalg: Oh, self hate?
  5. (3:32:27 PM) Blawrf: no that's me
  6. (3:32:27 PM) lord_reid: They destroy my county's economy
  7. (3:32:32 PM) Kyle Myr: and that you helped Ron Paul win the british vote
  8. (3:32:35 PM) endercapitalg: Heh
  9. (3:32:42 PM) vladimir_blackschlong: Holy shit
  10. (3:32:49 PM) lord_reid: Shit is holy, never forget.
  11. (3:32:58 PM) Kyle Myr: lord_reid: as a non-american, you do not understand, therefore I do not believe your unamerican lie-words
  12. (3:33:17 PM) vladimir_blackschlong: US/UK dual citizenship crew checking in
  13. (3:33:17 PM) andski: "guys I got through your well-documented auth process I AM THE GREATEST OF SPIES"
  14. (3:33:40 PM) andski: lord_reid:
  15. (3:33:43 PM) andski: did you buy a new computer
  16. (3:33:49 PM) andski: to get past CCP's machine ban
  17. (3:33:50 PM) Blawrf: (8:30:53 PM) Innominate: i get a kick out of prencleeve acting so proud of sneaking through our documented and open recruitment system.  it's like getting banned from a mall and then being proud that you "snuck" back in.
  18. (3:35:05 PM) vladimir_blackschlong: Preencleeve Grothsmore is KAISER SOZE
  19. (3:35:06 PM) lord_reid: I have a logistics director spy
  20. (3:35:06 PM) lord_reid: Thats how badman I am
  21. (3:35:06 PM) vladimir_blackschlong: k bro
  22. (3:35:06 PM) vladimir_blackschlong: enjoy that
  23. (3:35:06 PM) andski: oh man he's going to steal our tech
  24. (3:35:06 PM) andski: :siren:
  25. (3:35:06 PM) lord_reid: Andski
  26. (3:35:06 PM) lord_reid: You scammed me in early 2011
  27. (3:35:06 PM) andski: really
  28. (3:35:06 PM) lord_reid: I'll always hate you for that
  29. (3:35:06 PM) Kyle Myr: badman? yes, the badman
  30. (3:35:06 PM) endercapitalg: ^
  31. (3:35:06 PM) andski: what character
  32. (3:35:10 PM) endercapitalg: lol
  33. (3:35:18 PM) endercapitalg: andski: I love you
  34. (3:35:18 PM) lord_reid: Graphite Vestian
  35. (3:35:20 PM) endercapitalg: thanks for scamming him
  36. (3:35:22 PM) Kyle Myr: andski: I hope you keep fucking good notes
  37. (3:35:24 PM) lord_reid: It might of been Prencleeve Grothsmore
  38. (3:35:27 PM) vladimir_blackschlong: andski you're my fucking hero
  39. (3:35:34 PM) andski: that was sverige
  40. (3:35:36 PM) lord_reid: Blawrf also scammed me
  41. (3:35:38 PM) Innominate: might've
  42. (3:35:38 PM) Kyle Myr: because finding this shit would be tough, otherwise
  43. (3:35:40 PM) Innominate: not might of
  44. (3:35:45 PM) lord_reid: Innominate I added on msn
  45. (3:35:48 PM) Kyle Myr: lord_reid: you didn't even register on blawrf's scamming radar
  46. (3:35:50 PM) endercapitalg: Innominate: he's uneducated
  47. (3:35:51 PM) endercapitalg: :v:
  48. (3:35:52 PM) lord_reid: he bullshitted me into making a video
  49. (3:35:56 PM) andski: Oh righ
  50. (3:35:57 PM) andski: right
  51. (3:36:00 PM) Kyle Myr: lord_reid: that was rockyid
  52. (3:36:03 PM) vladimir_blackschlong: Don't worry Lord Reid, Blawrf is socially dysfunctional as well
  53. (3:36:03 PM) andski: remember when I tricked you into uploading that Bad Romance video
  54. (3:36:08 PM) andski: on skype
  55. (3:36:09 PM) vladimir_blackschlong: just in a way we mind less
  56. (3:36:15 PM) Innominate: i think prencleeve is going for the record of most scammed eve player
  57. (3:36:16 PM) endercapitalg: Blawrf also got his dick cut off
  58. (3:36:17 PM) endercapitalg: poor guy
  59. (3:36:17 PM) Kyle Myr: who is also a british child, but the kind that would probably be giving you swirlies or whatever british people do
  60. (3:36:19 PM) lord_reid: Oh yeah
  61. (3:36:25 PM) vladimir_blackschlong: as a furry sociopath, he's practically a role model for you
  62. (3:36:29 PM) Kyle Myr: ^
  63. (3:36:29 PM) Blawrf: :)
  64. (3:36:30 PM) lord_reid: Bad Romance was hard to exlain to my mates at school
  65. (3:36:44 PM) Kyle Myr: it got back to your schoolmates?
  66. (3:36:47 PM) lord_reid: Yh
  67. (3:36:50 PM) endercapitalg: HA
  68. (3:36:56 PM) endercapitalg: Now you know what it is to be owned
  69. (3:36:56 PM) Kyle Myr: did you need to give them britcoins to make them stop talking about it?
  70. (3:37:10 PM) lord_reid: I forgot to set my facebook so it doesn't automatically publish newly uploaded videos of mine....
  71. (3:37:16 PM) endercapitalg: :hurr:
  72. (3:37:20 PM) lord_reid: Britcoins? You mean Sterling?
  73. (3:37:25 PM) vladimir_blackschlong: probably the best mistake you'll ever make
  74. (3:37:32 PM) endercapitalg: no he means :butt:coins
  75. (3:37:49 PM) Kyle Myr: no, the british equivalent to cosbycoins
  76. (3:38:03 PM) andski: let's see
  77. (3:38:06 PM) Forums Terrorist: cosbycoin was the greatest yospos project
  78. (3:38:08 PM) Kyle Myr: they're a new money craze in the US
  79. (3:38:11 PM) Kyle Myr: you should invest
  80. (3:38:20 PM) andski: I can't remember where I had the list of your alts
  81. (3:38:26 PM) Kyle Myr: it'd be a better investment than the EVE GOLD you've bought
  82. (3:38:40 PM) Forums Terrorist: wait lord_reid is really prencleeve
  83. (3:38:43 PM) andski: c
  84. (3:38:44 PM) lord_reid: Yes
  85. (3:38:49 PM) lord_reid: I am Prencleeve Grothsmore
  86. (3:38:49 PM) Forums Terrorist: i thought he was trolling
  87. (3:38:54 PM) Kyle Myr: digi burned him
  88. (3:38:55 PM) Forums Terrorist: holy lol
  89. (3:38:56 PM) lord_reid: no lol
  90. (3:38:59 PM) Kyle Myr: I think digi is out buying lube
  91. (3:39:01 PM) Kyle Myr: btw
  92. (3:39:06 PM) Kyle Myr: what'd you think of the fanfic?
  93. (3:39:18 PM) Forums Terrorist: you are the second saddest person on the internet after chris-chan
  94. (3:39:31 PM) lord_reid: http://www.thewarpbubble.com/2012/04/i-am-lord-reid.html
  95. (3:39:31 PM) Kyle Myr: hey, hey now, that's unfair to chris-chan
  96. (3:39:32 PM) endercapitalg: oh man
  97. (3:39:35 PM) endercapitalg: Forums Terrorist: hey
  98. (3:39:43 PM) endercapitalg: Forums Terrorist: what happened to CWC at his hearing????
  99. (3:39:45 PM) endercapitalg: ???????
  100. (3:39:50 PM) Forums Terrorist: dunno
  101. (3:39:50 PM) Kyle Myr: lord_reid: no one cares about your stupid fucking website
  102. (3:39:53 PM) endercapitalg: aa
  103. (3:39:53 PM) endercapitalg: fine
  104. (3:39:54 PM) Kyle Myr: tell us more about CWC
  105. (3:39:55 PM) endercapitalg: I'll go look
  106. (3:39:55 PM) lord_reid: I care
  107. (3:39:57 PM) andski: 14/88
  108. (3:39:59 PM) Kyle Myr: you're not people
  109. (3:40:15 PM) endercapitalg: He's 3/5 of a person
  110. (3:40:16 PM) endercapitalg: fyi
  111. (3:40:20 PM) endercapitalg: (he's black)
  112. (3:40:21 PM) Kyle Myr: ah, yes
  113. (3:40:34 PM) lord_reid: I'm not Black.
  114. (3:40:34 PM) Kyle Myr: seriously kid, get a decent therapist or something
  115. (3:40:46 PM) endercapitalg: ^
  116. (3:40:46 PM) Forums Terrorist: so this kid is like 13?
  117. (3:40:48 PM) vladimir_blackschlong: ^
  118. (3:40:49 PM) Kyle Myr: yeah
  119. (3:40:51 PM) lord_reid: I am 13, yes.
  120. (3:40:51 PM) vladimir_blackschlong: unironically
  121. (3:40:54 PM) Forums Terrorist: fucking hell
  122. (3:40:54 PM) endercapitalg: You're way too obsessed over Eve Online
  123. (3:40:56 PM) endercapitalg: seirously
  124. (3:40:59 PM) Kyle Myr: he turned 13 at some point after we scammed him the first time
  125. (3:40:59 PM) Innominate: kyle_myr, it's not worth it, even DHD dropped character to try and help the kid
  126. (3:41:01 PM) lord_reid: Its not about Eve anymore
  127. (3:41:05 PM) Blawrf: happy birthday lord_
  128. (3:41:05 PM) Kyle Myr: Innominate: I know
  129. (3:41:06 PM) Blawrf: reid
  130. (3:41:14 PM) endercapitalg: lord_reid: How so?
  131. (3:41:16 PM) lord_reid: Its about elimating a community bullying people.
  132. (3:41:17 PM) Kyle Myr: I'm switching gimmicks because i'm bad at trolling
  133. (3:41:22 PM) endercapitalg: We don't bully anyone
  134. (3:41:22 PM) Forums Terrorist: bullying owns, dwi
  135. (3:41:23 PM) Blawrf: Innominate: prencleeve trolled dhd?
  136. (3:41:24 PM) Blawrf: :sun:
  137. (3:41:26 PM) endercapitalg: Seriously
  138. (3:41:27 PM) Kyle Myr: eliminating fyi
  139. (3:41:31 PM) lord_reid: Its about destroying goon culture as a whole
  140. (3:41:31 PM) endercapitalg: When do we bully people?
  141. (3:41:36 PM) Forums Terrorist: goons own, dwi
  142. (3:41:40 PM) Innominate: lord_reid, You realize you're the bad guy here right?
  143. (3:41:44 PM) endercapitalg: So go make a stand on Something Awful Dot Com
  144. (3:41:50 PM) endercapitalg: There's 140k goons on there
  145. (3:41:51 PM) Forums Terrorist: post in FYAD, they hate eve
  146. (3:41:54 PM) Kyle Myr: bullying would somehow imply we were seeking you out
  147. (3:41:55 PM) endercapitalg: waiting for you to destroy our culture
  148. (3:41:58 PM) Blawrf: post on goonfleet.com
  149. (3:41:59 PM) Blawrf: we hate eve
  150. (3:42:11 PM) lord_reid: I can't post there
  151. (3:42:14 PM) lord_reid: My account got banned
  152. (3:42:16 PM) Kyle Myr: you were a dumb person with money in EVE online, that's pretty much the only reason we noticed you
  153. (3:42:35 PM) lord_reid: Now look at me
  154. (3:42:36 PM) Kyle Myr: fools, money, parted, etc
  155. (3:42:38 PM) endercapitalg: 5 April: the Ruckersville Two have their felony cases sent to a grand jury.
  156. (3:42:39 PM) endercapitalg: oh man
  157. (3:42:40 PM) endercapitalg: Oh man
  158. lord_reid lord_xander
  159. (3:42:59 PM) endercapitalg: lord_reid: Your services were also revoked
  160. (3:43:04 PM) lord_reid: huh
  161. (3:43:08 PM) Forums Terrorist: wait then how is he on here
  162. (3:43:08 PM) lord_reid: I know
  163. (3:43:12 PM) endercapitalg: so when you leave jabber, or get banne
  164. (3:43:15 PM) lord_reid: Everything was revoked
  165. (3:43:15 PM) endercapitalg: banned*
  166. (3:43:15 PM) Kyle Myr: you're a 13 year old who's spent a few hundred dollars of his parent's credit card (or whatever that is in british moon money) to be continually mocked in a game he's banned in for cyber stalking?
  167. (3:43:16 PM) lord_reid: I know
  168. (3:43:17 PM) endercapitalg: You'll be gone
  169. (3:43:19 PM) lord_reid: I'm not leaving
  170. (3:43:30 PM) Kyle Myr: CCP banned you for a reason, kid
  171. (3:43:31 PM) Forums Terrorist: someone cut the power to his house
  172. (3:43:33 PM) endercapitalg: And I'm p sure the sysadmins have only left you on so we can fuck with you
  173. (3:43:34 PM) endercapitalg: vOv
  174. (3:43:37 PM) Blawrf: (8:44:19 PM) Forums Terrorist: someone cut the power to his house
  175. (3:43:37 PM) Forums Terrorist: that'll learn him
  176. (3:43:38 PM) antir: he's already kicked in game
  177. (3:43:39 PM) Blawrf: i know just the russian
  178. (3:43:44 PM) andski: You got banned from eve for posting the names of Mittani's parents
  179. (3:43:48 PM) endercapitalg: ^
  180. (3:43:49 PM) lord_reid: lol
  181. (3:43:54 PM) lord_reid: I'm such a badman
  182. (3:43:55 PM) endercapitalg: Which is against the EULA/TOS
  183. (3:43:59 PM) Kyle Myr: dude
  184. (3:44:03 PM) Kyle Myr: you say that like it's a hard thing
  185. (3:44:04 PM) Kyle Myr: it's not
  186. (3:44:07 PM) Kyle Myr: it's just creepy fyi
  187. (3:44:07 PM) endercapitalg: :P
  188. (3:44:12 PM) endercapitalg: yeah
  189. (3:44:13 PM) Kyle Myr: and not in the 'oh this is scary' way
  190. (3:44:16 PM) endercapitalg: p creepy kid
  191. (3:44:24 PM) Kyle Myr: in the 'man, this person has something wrong with them' way
  192. (3:44:31 PM) andski: nobody is surprised at the idea of somebody who knows how to use google
  193. (3:44:35 PM) endercapitalg:  5 April 2012 - 1:00pm - Another hearing. Both felonies go to a grand jury at Circuit Court.  
  194. 16 April 2012 - 9:30am - To be presented to the grand jury on both felony charges.
  195. (3:44:44 PM) vladimir_blackschlong left the room.
  196. (3:44:45 PM) Forums Terrorist: can prencleeve be top goon's new mascot
  197. (3:44:45 PM) Kyle Myr: it implies that if people are stuffing your head in a toilet at school, maybe you're doing something to ask for it
  198. (3:44:48 PM) endercapitalg: huehuehuehuehue
  199. (3:44:51 PM) andski: but you called his old law firm
  200. (3:44:53 PM) Kyle Myr: he kind of was for a bit
  201. (3:44:53 PM) endercapitalg: CWC goin to jail~~
  202. (3:44:56 PM) andski: you posted his parents' names
  203. (3:44:58 PM) Blawrf: lord_reid: where are you from? i, too, am english
  204. (3:44:58 PM) Kyle Myr: then we got a new gimmick. and then another one
  205. (3:45:04 PM) lord_reid: Bristol
  206. (3:45:11 PM) vladimir_blackschlong [vladimir_blackschlong@goonfleet.com/Home] entered the room.
  207. (3:45:15 PM) Blawrf: really? i went through bristol last week
  208. (3:45:20 PM) lord_reid: Did you enjoy it?
  209. (3:45:23 PM) Blawrf: no
  210. (3:45:23 PM) Kyle Myr: he's also got a freshly reshaped dick, ribbed for your pleasure
  211. (3:45:26 PM) endercapitalg: Blawrf: pre or post dick-cut-off
  212. (3:45:27 PM) endercapitalg: ?
  213. (3:45:30 PM) Blawrf: my dick looks like an obelisk
  214. (3:45:32 PM) Blawrf: pre- endercapitalg
  215. (3:45:35 PM) endercapitalg: :pwn:
  216. (3:45:42 PM) endercapitalg: Obelisk in-game or obelisk IRL?
  217. (3:45:44 PM) endercapitalg: this is important
  218. (3:45:44 PM) Blawrf: http://images.wikia.com/eve/images/9/90/Obelisk1.jpg blawrfdick.jpg
  219. (3:45:51 PM) endercapitalg: oh god
  220. (3:46:04 PM) lord_reid: It just needs a bit of stimulation
  221. (3:46:07 PM) andski: grats on the 3b haul though
  222. (3:46:14 PM) Blawrf: laff yeah that's nicely done
  223. (3:46:15 PM) Kyle Myr: I guess my only question is, did you actually manage to scam anyone while in GSF?
  224. (3:46:18 PM) lord_reid: Thanks. I robbed that goon silly
  225. (3:46:21 PM) lord_reid: Yes
  226. (3:46:31 PM) lord_reid: Refer to my threads in the scam section
  227. (3:46:32 PM) andski: that guy's a dumb faggot
  228. (3:46:34 PM) Innominate: That is pretty funny.
  229. (3:46:37 PM) endercapitalg: Robbed him silly?
  230. (3:46:40 PM) endercapitalg: The guy is retarded
  231. (3:46:45 PM) Kyle Myr: besides the person you took 3b from. FYI SUAS and ordo garr did it better
  232. (3:46:47 PM) endercapitalg: He gave a ~1 week old guy 3bil
  233. (3:46:54 PM) lord_reid: For a collateral
  234. (3:46:54 PM) Blawrf: seriously though the first post you made on boot camp
  235. (3:46:56 PM) Blawrf: was like
  236. (3:46:57 PM) Kyle Myr: more to the point, you're no bruschettas
  237. (3:46:58 PM) lord_reid: But only a partial one
  238. (3:46:59 PM) Blawrf: "haha this guy ain't no goon"
  239. (3:47:11 PM) Kyle Myr: hell, you're not even an akibatsu
  240. (3:47:20 PM) andski: akibatsu ran off with what
  241. (3:47:21 PM) andski: 15b?
  242. (3:47:23 PM) Blawrf: 17
  243. (3:47:26 PM) vladimir_blackschlong left the room.
  244. (3:47:29 PM) lord_reid: CCP can't even ban me
  245. (3:47:30 PM) Innominate: 3b is a pretty shitty goonfuck
  246. (3:47:33 PM) endercapitalg: What
  247. (3:47:34 PM) lord_reid: Because they have no fucking proof
  248. (3:47:37 PM) vladimir_blackschlong [vladimir_blackschlong@goonfleet.com/Home] entered the room.
  249. (3:47:38 PM) Forums Terrorist: of what
  250. (3:47:41 PM) andski: lord_reid: they don't need proof idiot
  251. (3:47:41 PM) Innominate: CCP doesn't need proof.
  252. (3:47:42 PM) endercapitalg: Digi has logs
  253. (3:47:45 PM) endercapitalg: you fucking retard
  254. (3:47:45 PM) Forums Terrorist: ^^
  255. (3:47:49 PM) lord_reid: Logs of what?
  256.  
  257. (3:47:52 PM) Kyle Myr: digi is creepy and keeps great notes
  258. (3:47:53 PM) lord_reid: I never say shit ingame
  259. (3:47:55 PM) endercapitalg: however he caught you
  260. (3:47:58 PM) endercapitalg: and logs on here
  261. (3:48:03 PM) endercapitalg: Stop being stupid
  262. (3:48:05 PM) lord_reid: I only said it out of game
  263. (3:48:05 PM) Forums Terrorist: digi isn't just creepier than you, he's creepier than you can ever be
  264. (3:48:05 PM) Innominate: prencleeve, let me let you in on a little secret
  265. (3:48:10 PM) endercapitalg: And?
  266. (3:48:11 PM) Kyle Myr: CCP uses out of game shit, in case you didn't notice
  267. (3:48:14 PM) Innominate: You are TERRIBLE at hiding your identity for any length of time.
  268. (3:48:20 PM) lord_reid: I know
  269. (3:48:24 PM) andski: CCP literally does not give a fuck about "proof" because they can ban you at any time
  270. (3:48:24 PM) lord_reid: I can't help but spread the love
  271. (3:48:28 PM) Blawrf: i've hidden mine for so long
  272. (3:48:36 PM) lord_reid: Why would they ban somebody who gives them money?
  273. (3:48:37 PM) Blawrf: Error in chat topgoon@conference.goonfleet.com/Ordo GArr
  274.  
  275. 406: Not Acceptable
  276. (3:48:38 PM) Blawrf: fuck
  277. (3:48:38 PM) endercapitalg: It's me. I'm Sir Molle
  278. (3:48:40 PM) Forums Terrorist: you're not fucking batman, you;re a saddo with his daddy's credit card
  279. (3:48:42 PM) Blawrf: ruined my joke
  280. (3:48:43 PM) Blawrf: :argh:
  281. (3:48:43 PM) andski: lord_reid: They banned 2000 accounts for botting
  282. (3:48:50 PM) Kyle Myr: lord_reid: you're not even as productive as a bot
  283. (3:48:52 PM) lord_reid: I'm not a botter though
  284. (3:48:54 PM) andski: They literally don't give a fuck about your one account
  285. (3:48:59 PM) endercapitalg: But you broke their EULA/TOS
  286. (3:49:04 PM) lord_reid: I've made about 10 accounts which they've banned
  287. (3:49:06 PM) Kyle Myr: no, you cyberstalked another player
  288. (3:49:08 PM) lord_reid: so did the mittani
  289. (3:49:08 PM) Kyle Myr: yes
  290. (3:49:12 PM) Kyle Myr: no
  291. (3:49:12 PM) lord_reid: he only got a 30 day man
  292. (3:49:14 PM) lord_reid: *ban
  293. (3:49:16 PM) endercapitalg: And?
  294. (3:49:19 PM) Karadion: and you'll get a permaban
  295. (3:49:20 PM) Karadion: grats
  296. (3:49:20 PM) andski: he didn't post the names of somebody's parents
  297. (3:49:21 PM) endercapitalg: His case was way different
  298. (3:49:22 PM) andski: lol
  299. (3:49:25 PM) Kyle Myr: for the record, he didn't use real people names
  300. (3:49:27 PM) endercapitalg: He never used the guy's real name
  301. (3:49:34 PM) lord_reid: Thats a shitty excuse.
  302. (3:49:36 PM) Kyle Myr: in case you didn't notice, we're calling you prencleeve, not james gibson
  303. (3:49:41 PM) andski: the dude who posted the mittani's address in eve-radio got a 7 day ban
  304. (3:49:41 PM) andski: lol
  305. (3:49:43 PM) Kyle Myr: because this is an ingame thing
  306. (3:49:45 PM) lord_reid: ah I see
  307. (3:49:48 PM) andski: i saw him in jita
  308. (3:49:49 PM) lord_reid: Very clever
  309. (3:49:51 PM) Kyle Myr: therefore, you're precleeve
  310. (3:49:56 PM) lord_reid: 7 day?
  311. (3:49:57 PM) lord_reid: fuck that
  312. (3:50:03 PM) lord_reid: I got a perma for posting the names of his parents
  313. (3:50:04 PM) andski: basically "fuck you"
  314. (3:50:05 PM) endercapitalg: You'll get a perma for bypassing a ban
  315. (3:50:07 PM) Forums Terrorist: what the fuck kind of faggot name is prencleeve grothsmore anyway
  316. (3:50:13 PM) Blawrf: you tell me
  317. (3:50:14 PM) Blawrf: Forums Terrorist:
  318. (3:50:17 PM) endercapitalg: !
  319. (3:50:20 PM) endercapitalg: CALLED OUT SON
  320. (3:50:22 PM) lord_reid: and there are probably hundreds of Josene Gianturcos around
  321. (3:50:24 PM) xayder: lord_reid : how do i join The Assyrian Coalition ?
  322. (3:50:30 PM) lord_reid: Skype me
  323. (3:50:37 PM) vladimir_blackschlong left the room.
  324. (3:50:37 PM) endercapitalg: ew
  325. (3:50:45 PM) xayder: whats your skype name?
  326. (3:50:46 PM) Kyle Myr: also FYI stop using the same modified version of your actual name as your user name all around the internet
  327. (3:50:46 PM) endercapitalg: I don't want to see naked 13 y/o boy parts on my computer
  328. (3:50:47 PM) Blawrf: call me~maybe~
  329. (3:50:47 PM) endercapitalg: no thanks
  330. (3:50:49 PM) lord_reid: james.gibson1998
  331. (3:50:50 PM) vladimir_blackschlong [vladimir_blackschlong@goonfleet.com/Home] entered the room.
  332. (3:50:53 PM) Kyle Myr: no pedo
  333. (3:50:58 PM) xayder: oke
  334. (3:51:04 PM) Blawrf: i played LOL with a guy called michaelfish1997 earlier
  335. (3:51:04 PM) Kyle Myr: wow, you're almost younger than something awful
  336. (3:51:13 PM) Blawrf: it really brought it down to earth for me when i realised that he was like 14
  337. (3:51:19 PM) lord_reid: I'm 13
  338. (3:51:20 PM) andski: CCP as a company is older than him
  339. (3:51:21 PM) andski: lol
  340. (3:51:21 PM) lord_reid: I look older
  341. (3:51:23 PM) andski: lol
  342. (3:51:28 PM) endercapitalg: no
  343. (3:51:30 PM) endercapitalg: you look 13
  344. (3:51:31 PM) endercapitalg: fyi
  345. (3:51:32 PM) Blawrf: you look retarded
  346. (3:51:32 PM) Kyle Myr: no, you really don't
  347. (3:51:35 PM) andski: you have an elongated face
  348. (3:51:39 PM) andski: you look like a kid with downs
  349. (3:51:39 PM) andski: fyi
  350. (3:51:40 PM) lord_reid: My voice is deeper though
  351. (3:51:41 PM) Kyle Myr: also that shit you do with your eyes isn't attractive
  352. (3:51:43 PM) Kyle Myr: ahahahahahahaha
  353. (3:51:43 PM) Kyle Myr: no
  354. (3:51:45 PM) endercapitalg: No it's not
  355. (3:51:46 PM) Kyle Myr: no it really isn't
  356. (3:51:48 PM) lord_reid: It is
  357. (3:51:48 PM) endercapitalg: It's high pitched
  358. (3:51:49 PM) endercapitalg: jesus
  359. (3:51:53 PM) endercapitalg: haha
  360. (3:51:55 PM) endercapitalg: he's in denial
  361. (3:51:59 PM) Kyle Myr: dude
  362. (3:51:59 PM) Blawrf: i still think this dude is trolling us
  363. (3:52:08 PM) endercapitalg: No, he's just stupid
  364. (3:52:16 PM) andski: he isn't that clever
  365. (3:52:23 PM) lord_reid: I'm persistent though
  366. (3:52:29 PM) Kyle Myr: quit EVE, go through puberty, and fuck a girl. or a dude, we're not hateful
  367. (3:52:30 PM) andski: no you're just stubborn and dumb
  368. (3:52:33 PM) Kyle Myr: no, you're not
  369. (3:52:40 PM) lord_reid: You are bloody hateful, all of you
  370. (3:52:41 PM) endercapitalg: "persistent" is a weird way to spell "literally retarded"
  371. (3:52:42 PM) Karadion: no you have aspergers
  372. (3:52:42 PM) antir: even if you were that's not a good thing in this case
  373. (3:52:55 PM) Kyle Myr: fyi I'm giving you good advice
  374. (3:53:09 PM) Kyle Myr: if you'd not been a fuckup I might've even helped with your homework, but you're a creeper, so, no dice
  375. (3:53:13 PM) lord_reid: Aspergers is a social illness, you've only seen me make communication to myself.
  376. (3:53:14 PM) endercapitalg: My honest advice is: Forget about goons and forget about Eve
  377. (3:53:17 PM) endercapitalg: go enjoy your life
  378. (3:53:22 PM) Kyle Myr: ^
  379. (3:53:23 PM) andski: I set off the wheels of autism
  380. (3:53:33 PM) andski: lol
  381. (3:53:37 PM) Kyle Myr: you're 13, people do lots of stupid shit when they're 13
  382. (3:53:39 PM) endercapitalg: we just play Eve for fun, and bullshit on jabber all the time
  383. (3:53:39 PM) digi: he has a "helper" that is like a co-spy-master
  384. (3:53:40 PM) Blawrf: Aspergers isn't really an illness though
  385. (3:53:45 PM) lord_reid: It is
  386. (3:53:47 PM) endercapitalg: but you think we're literally hitler or something
  387. (3:53:47 PM) Blawrf: nah
  388. (3:53:48 PM) Forums Terrorist: yeah
  389. (3:53:49 PM) uranium_242: Not anymjore bro
  390. (3:53:54 PM) lord_reid: What is it now then?
  391. (3:53:56 PM) Kyle Myr: is it in the DSM? not that that means shit
  392. (3:53:56 PM) Blawrf: a lie
  393. (3:53:58 PM) Blawrf: like ADHD
  394. (3:53:58 PM) uranium_242: They refolded it back into Autism
  395. lord_reid lord_xander
  396. (3:54:01 PM) endercapitalg: IT's your lord_reid
  397. (3:54:03 PM) endercapitalg: You're the aspergers
  398. (3:54:04 PM) Kyle Myr: ah, yes
  399. (3:54:06 PM) endercapitalg: you*
  400. (3:54:07 PM) endercapitalg: !
  401. (3:54:16 PM) Blawrf: digi: tell us more :allears:
  402. (3:54:17 PM) Kyle Myr: uranium_242: huh, really?
  403. (3:54:20 PM) lord_reid: Great, I will get a tshirt saying I am aspergers. Don't let me catch you
  404. (3:54:27 PM) Kyle Myr: so it made it for what? like 2 years?
  405. (3:54:28 PM) uranium_242: yea not too long ago
  406. (3:54:32 PM) Kyle Myr: 3?
  407. (3:54:34 PM) digi: what I want to know is how long its going to take for CCP to see the petition
  408. (3:54:34 PM) andski: NOTHING CAN STOP THE WHEELS OF AUTISM
  409. (3:54:39 PM) Blawrf: file it as stuck
  410. (3:54:43 PM) digi: I did
  411. (3:54:47 PM) endercapitalg: digi: If it's for customer service, they're very fast about it
  412. (3:54:54 PM) lord_reid: I even sent hilmar a message on facebook (1.5k words) about how I wanted to be unbanned
  413. (3:54:55 PM) uranium_242: Or maybe it was just considered.  
  414. (3:54:59 PM) lord_reid: He told me to make a petition
  415. (3:54:59 PM) uranium_242: I cant find an article that says it was
  416. (3:55:01 PM) endercapitalg: I petitioned a guy for telling me to kill myself in local, and it was handled in 3 minutes
  417. (3:55:03 PM) endercapitalg: :pwn:
  418. (3:55:08 PM) antir left the room.
  419. (3:55:10 PM) lord_reid: The GM told me to stop making petitions
  420. (3:55:11 PM) endercapitalg: (I'm spiteful)
  421. (3:55:14 PM) antir [antir@goonfleet.com/7b0e6685] entered the room.
  422. (3:55:15 PM) lord_reid: so its a lose-lose situation
  423. (3:55:20 PM) andski: I made like five harassment petitions in jita during the mittani protest lawl
  424. (3:55:28 PM) digi: lord_reid: you could find a new hobby.
  425. (3:55:31 PM) Forums Terrorist: you should keep trying, after all you're persistent
  426. (3:55:33 PM) endercapitalg: They don't want you making petitions because you earned your ban
  427. (3:55:34 PM) Blawrf: like skateboarding
  428. (3:55:38 PM) Kyle Myr: we recommend embroidery
  429. lord_reid lord_xander
  430. (3:55:39 PM) Blawrf: or pick up a pokemon game
  431. (3:55:45 PM) Forums Terrorist: or meth
  432. (3:55:46 PM) andski: go play Minecraft
  433. (3:55:48 PM) endercapitalg: lord_reid: How much of your mother's money have you wasted so far?
  434. (3:55:48 PM) Blawrf: hours of fun in pokemon
  435. (3:55:49 PM) andski: or do meth yes
  436. (3:55:50 PM) Blawrf: or meth, yes
  437. (3:55:50 PM) Kyle Myr: Blawrf: nah, dude, they'd get him in with chavs, and they'd ruin his shit
  438. (3:55:51 PM) andski: meth owns
  439. (3:55:54 PM) andski: we all do it
  440. (3:55:58 PM) Blawrf: meth: maybe only once
  441. (3:56:13 PM) Kyle Myr: seriously, you've seen him, chavs would rip into him in like 15 minutes, and thats with a head start
  442. (3:56:15 PM) endercapitalg: Podding people isn't normal. But in Eve Online it is. Eve Online: Not Even Once.
  443. (3:56:26 PM) lord_reid: I can't stand chavs
  444. (3:56:33 PM) Blawrf: we can't stand you
  445. (3:56:35 PM) endercapitalg: ^
  446. (3:56:38 PM) Kyle Myr: yes, our point is you can't have hobbies that involve going outside
  447. (3:56:39 PM) lord_reid: Then let me join you
  448. (3:56:40 PM) andski: I for one can't stand niggers
  449. (3:56:42 PM) Blawrf: ...
  450. (3:56:43 PM) lord_reid: I won't talk once I'm in
  451. (3:56:51 PM) lord_reid: I'll just do my own thing
  452. (3:56:51 PM) Kyle Myr: you are in, you can't shut up
  453. (3:56:55 PM) Kyle Myr: didn't you notice?
  454. (3:57:01 PM) Forums Terrorist: or we take option three and ban you
  455. (3:57:03 PM) Kyle Myr: no one gives a shit about you, so you couldn't shut up
  456. (3:57:05 PM) lord_reid: I'm not in, I got kicked out
  457. (3:57:10 PM) lord_reid: No, because I'll keep coming back
  458. (3:57:13 PM) andski: we'd rather not have a volatile autistic kid in corp tbh
  459. (3:57:15 PM) Forums Terrorist: cool
  460. (3:57:17 PM) andski: (kick widot)
  461. (3:57:20 PM) digi: lord_reid: after today's skype session, i can safely say that you are far too driven with our destruction.
  462. (3:57:25 PM) lord_reid: oh fuck
  463. (3:57:26 PM) Kyle Myr: huh, so you'll be the EVE version of whatshisface?
  464. (3:57:30 PM) lord_reid: You were that guy?
  465. (3:57:31 PM) Kyle Myr: ironic war criminal?
  466. (3:57:32 PM) lord_reid: oh fuck you are
  467. (3:57:34 PM) endercapitalg: owned
  468. (3:57:37 PM) lord_reid: digi was in that guys skype
  469. (3:57:41 PM) Forums Terrorist: ahahahah
  470. (3:57:45 PM) andski: :owned:
  471. (3:57:45 PM) endercapitalg: bustedddddd
  472. (3:57:45 PM) Blawrf: :allears:
  473. (3:57:47 PM) Kyle Myr: man, you can start a contest between our mods
  474. (3:57:48 PM) lord_reid: oh fuck
  475. (3:57:57 PM) Kyle Myr: ahahahahahahaha
  476. (3:58:00 PM) lord_reid: You can roleplay a decent noob
  477. (3:58:00 PM) Kyle Myr: oh man digi
  478. (3:58:00 PM) andski: lord_reid: you're really not going to 1-up digi
  479. (3:58:04 PM) andski: he creeps /me/ out
  480. (3:58:08 PM) endercapitalg: digi: Can you make a post on how you busted this guy? (without giving out opsec shit)
  481. (3:58:09 PM) Kyle Myr: please tell me you can post logs of this
  482. (3:58:13 PM) endercapitalg: Because this rabbit hole just keeps going
  483. (3:58:21 PM) Kyle Myr: because prencleeve doesn't actually matter to anyone besides himself
  484. (3:58:29 PM) Kyle Myr: I'd like to see how your mind works
  485. (3:58:33 PM) torquemanda_corteaz: digi: you should hire someone to be a fulltime counter james gibson counter intelligence office :v:
  486. (3:58:39 PM) endercapitalg: lol
  487. (3:58:39 PM) Kyle Myr: (this is because digi is a fun person)
  488. (3:58:43 PM) torquemanda_corteaz: officer*
  489. (3:58:50 PM) lord_reid: I have to go now
  490. (3:58:53 PM) lord_reid: But I promise you this
  491. (3:58:55 PM) digi: torquemanda_corteaz: almost need one...
  492. (3:58:55 PM) Kyle Myr: also, he's good at EVE. thanks for the instacane fit
  493. (3:58:55 PM) lord_reid: I will be back
  494. (3:58:57 PM) endercapitalg: lol
  495. (3:58:58 PM) endercapitalg: Lol
  496. lord_reid lord_xander
  497. (3:59:02 PM) endercapitalg: Fuck off lord_reid
  498. (3:59:04 PM) Kyle Myr: it sounded cooler in your head
  499. (3:59:04 PM) andski: it won't surprise us tbh
  500. (3:59:05 PM) lord_reid: and I will penetrate you again
  501. (3:59:06 PM) Blawrf: alright, darth vader
  502. (3:59:07 PM) lord_reid: and again
  503. (3:59:08 PM) andski: PLEASE
  504. (3:59:10 PM) andski: PENETRATE ME
  505. (3:59:10 PM) andski: HARD
  506. (3:59:16 PM) endercapitalg: oh man
  507. (3:59:16 PM) Kyle Myr: uke lf seme
  508. (3:59:17 PM) andski: I LOVE BEING PENETRATED
  509. (3:59:19 PM) lord_reid: until you assign me a permanent place in GSF.
  510. (3:59:23 PM) endercapitalg: I've always wanted a 13 y/o to penetrate me
  511. (3:59:26 PM) andski: you already have one fyi
  512. (3:59:26 PM) endercapitalg: !
  513. (3:59:29 PM) Blawrf: (9:00:11 PM) endercapitalg: I've always wanted a 13 y/o to penetrate me
  514. (3:59:30 PM) Blawrf: new sig
  515. (3:59:32 PM) Kyle Myr: can 13 year olds get erections?
  516. (3:59:35 PM) lord_reid: Yes
  517. (3:59:38 PM) Kyle Myr: I mean, like, in a reliable way
  518. (3:59:39 PM) endercapitalg: Blawrf: aaaaa
  519. (3:59:39 PM) lord_reid: I'll let you see on Skype
  520. (3:59:45 PM) Blawrf: replacing spookydonut's "I have the social skills to be a CSM member"
  521. (3:59:46 PM) Kyle Myr: no pedo
  522. (3:59:49 PM) lord_reid: Goodbye good friends
  523. (3:59:50 PM) endercapitalg: what the fuck
  524. (3:59:53 PM) endercapitalg: this chat
  525. (3:59:59 PM) Kyle Myr: did that kid just fucking solicit me
  526. (4:00:00 PM) Kyle Myr: what
  527. (4:00:04 PM) Blawrf: hahah
  528. (4:00:05 PM) antir: yes
  529. (4:00:07 PM) mutamu_dahak: c
  530. (4:00:08 PM) Kyle Myr: aaaaaa
  531. (4:00:11 PM) Kyle Myr: ugh
  532. (4:00:17 PM) endercapitalg: :wtc:
  533. (4:00:27 PM) lord_reid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohXI3po8hK0
  534. (4:00:36 PM) lord_reid left the room.
  535. (4:00:44 PM) xayder: goodby my friend
  536. (4:00:59 PM) Kyle Myr: anyway
  537. (4:01:02 PM) torquemanda_corteaz: :psyduck:
  538. (4:01:06 PM) xayder: ^^
  539. (4:01:08 PM) Kyle Myr: so I missed a SUAS op for that
  540. (4:01:10 PM) endercapitalg: christ
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