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  1. Splatfest Topic
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  3. p1
  4. >When it comes to hamburgers, the very first bite is the absolute best!
  5. >The meat is so juicy~
  6.  
  7. >What are you saying, girl!? The second bite is where it's at!!
  8. >That's where all the flavor is concentrated!
  9. >You're crazy, Pearlie!!
  10.  
  11. >Alright, why don't we hold a Splatfest to decide who's right and who's wrong?
  12. >>1st bite
  13. >>2nd bite
  14. >You're huge...
  15. >You're just small, Pearlie!
  16. >Eh? We're really going with this topic...?
  17.  
  18. >...Okay, that might be a bit too pushy.
  19. >We're running low on good ideas for Splatfest topics...
  20. >Something like favorite genre should be fine, right?
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  22. p2
  23. >Come on, try eating the second bite. It's good stuff!
  24. >Pearlie, you're being pushy again.
  25.  
  26. >Quit complaining and eat already! Come on now...!
  27. >Hey! You're getting sauce all over my face!!
  28.  
  29. >Hah
  30. >But this is
  31. >an indirect k-k-k-kiss with Pearlie...
  32.  
  33. >Howaaaaaah
  34. >MARINAAAAAA!!
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  36. p3
  37. >Aah Pearlie...!!
  38. >I can taste Pearlie...!
  39.  
  40. [TN: Mammals canonically don't exist in the Splatoon universe, according to the producer, so who knows what those burgers are made out of.]
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