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SEXTERVENTION!

PervertedBySpanglish Apr 26th, 2019 1,260 Never
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  1. Sextervention!
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  3. A two-hander (so to speak) for two female voices. The listener is the girls' male about-to-not-be platonic roommate.
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  6.  
  7. ONE: Hey. Hey! You awake? Can we come into your room?
  8.  
  9. TWO: C'mon, man. We know you're still awake. Just let is in.
  10.  
  11. ONE: Yeah, c'mon! We need to have an apartment meeting. YES, in your bedroom. Just open the door.
  12.  
  13. TWO: That's better. We weren't interrupting anything? Your laptop is open.
  14.  
  15. R; Yeah, let's see that for a minute... Goddamnit, you're not even looking at porn! You're looking at your ex's fucking Instagram account!
  16.  
  17. TWO: WHAT? OK, well, that's why we're here, after all. Close that laptop. Turn off your phone. This is just us-three time.
  18.  
  19. ONE: That's right, buddy. It's time we got it all out on the table. Look... we're worried about you.
  20.  
  21. TWO: A LOT.
  22.  
  23. ONE: Yeah, a lot. Your ex dumped you three months ago. Since then, all you've done is pine for her and cyber-stalk her on the internet. What is WRONG with you?
  24.  
  25. TWO: That woman was a fucking monster. Don't look at us like that, it's not like we hid the fact she wasn't good enough for you.
  26.  
  27. ONE: Which she WASN'T. Shit, dude, she was emotionally manipulative.
  28.  
  29. TWO: She was emotionally ABUSIVE.
  30.  
  31. ONE: Yes, agreed. And when you showed the slightest fucking spine, when you tried to tell her how unhappy you were, she fucking dumped you. YOU. The sweetest guy ever.
  32.  
  33. TWO: Seriously. You're so great but you don't even know it. Which, to be honest, is part of what makes you great, but also makes you a goddamned idiot.
  34.  
  35. ONE: Don't act surprised! You ARE an idiot! Do you have any idea how many girls around you are crushing on you constantly? No, of course not, because your stupid fucking brain hates you.
  36.  
  37. TWO: Let me guess: She told you when she dumped you that you'd never find another girl as good as her.
  38.  
  39. ONE: You don't have to answer, we know it's true. That fucking bitch.
  40.  
  41. TWO: She is an asshole. What's it gonna take for you to get that through your thick head?
  42.  
  43. ONE: What do you mean "who has a crush on you?" Like, I don't know, EVERYBODY? Girls throw themselves at you all the time, but you don't see it because of your anxiety and depression clouding your mind. You just think they're being nice.
  44.  
  45. TWO: Which they ARE, because you bring that out in people. But they ALSO want to fuck you.
  46.  
  47. ONE: Exactly! The two things aren't mutually exclusive!
  48.  
  49. TWO: Great point. They can be nice to you AND want to fuck you. Humans are like that! You know, complicated!
  50.  
  51. ONE: So, listen, us girls were talking and... We think we can help.
  52.  
  53. TWO: We have come up with a mutual beneficial arrangement that we believe will be very agreeable to you.
  54.  
  55. ONE: It's like this. We can't stand to see you in pain like this. We've been the BEST best friend group in history, ever since we all bumped into each other that first day of orientation when we saw you sneaking away from the pack to smoke a joint.
  56.  
  57. TWO: Good stuff, too, from what I remember.
  58.  
  59. ONE: And then we stuck together like glue from then on. Remember that first night when we all split a bottle of Jack's and told each other stories of our personal heartbreak?
  60.  
  61. TWO: ... Vaguely.
  62.  
  63. ONE: Well I remember, because I can HOLD MY LIQUOR. I went from dreading college because I figured I wouldn't make any friends to finding my fucking soul-mates. You guys.
  64.  
  65. TWO: God, me too. I thought this place was going to be filled with losers. Instead I met the two best people I've ever had in my life.
  66.  
  67. ONE: So we all agree we're all awesome. And us girls agree that you are a sexy man who needs to get back on the horse. Three months is too long, buddy.
  68.  
  69. TWO: So... this is a sextervention.
  70.  
  71. ONE: You heard us. A SEXTERVENTION. And I know you respect us and you think we're all too good of friends to move into, well, "benefits"...
  72.  
  73. TWO: But you're wrong. We love you, man. Let us show you.
  74.  
  75. ONE: Good lord, the blushing! Look, perhaps we didn't make this clear. We are going to fuck. All of us. Together. You're going to fuck each of us, and we're going to fuck each other, and we're going to cum a lot.
  76.  
  77. TWO: He's not getting it. Perhaps this will help.
  78.  
  79. ONE: Ooooh, yes, take my top off, you. It's getting quite warm in here.
  80.  
  81. TWO: Really? Because your nipples look kind of cold.
  82.  
  83. ONE: Oh, no, they're just... dry. Is there something you can do about that?
  84.  
  85. TWO: Absolutely! Mmmmm mmmm mmmmmmm god you taste good. Just the area around your nipples is so sweet on my tongue.
  86.  
  87. ONE: Mmmmm that FEELS so good, too. Jesus.
  88.  
  89. TWO: Tell me what you want next, my sweetest girl.
  90.  
  91. ONE: I.... I want you to suck on them. While he watches.
  92.  
  93. TWO: Yes, my pet. Mmmmm mmm mmmmmm like that?
  94.  
  95. ONE: Fuck, yes, like that. Ohhhhhhhh let me wrap my arms around your head while you suck on my tits.
  96.  
  97. TWO: Mmmmmmmmm mmmm mmmm yes darling. You're so hot.
  98.  
  99. ONE: Mmmmmm oh look. I believe the poor boy is getting... squirmy.
  100.  
  101. TWO: What are you trying to hide from us?
  102.  
  103. ONE: Let's pull these covers down... Well, hello there.
  104.  
  105. TWO: Oh my. That is a delicious looking cock.
  106.  
  107. ONE: Mmmm it sure is. I think I might have to... taste it.
  108.  
  109. TWO: Oh, that's a GREAT idea! You take the left, and I'll take the right.
  110.  
  111. ONE: Mmmm ok. It looks big enough for us to both get in there. Mmmmm like this. Long, slow licks up your shaft.
  112.  
  113. TWO: mmmm yes just like this.
  114.  
  115. ONE: Fuck it's hot watching you lick his cock.
  116.  
  117. TWO: Don't tell me how hot you think it is. Show me. Kiss me.
  118.  
  119. ONE: Yes, mistress. mmm mmm mmmmm lets kiss while we stroke him.
  120.  
  121. TWO: mmmmmm mmmmm yes. Holy shit are you getting HARDER? You naughty boy.
  122.  
  123. ONE: So naughty.
  124.  
  125. TWO: Fuck you taste good. Both of you.
  126.  
  127. ONE: Oh, it looks like he agrees! Do you want to eat that precum off his cock, or should I?
  128.  
  129. TWO: Oh no, it's my turn. You can taste it off me in a second... Ohhhhh mmm mmm yes.
  130.  
  131. ONE: Oh yes, suck that cock. Fuck you are both so fucking hot. Holy shit. I need to touch myself.
  132.  
  133. TWO: Let me handle that too.
  134.  
  135. ONE: Oh. OH! holy fuck. You... your fingers are down my pants and you're sucking him... Fuck I'm so wet. Put your fingers inside me... OHHHH YES like that. Fuck. Curl them, rub my g-spot, suck his cock, fuck fuck fuck
  136.  
  137. TWO: mmm mmm mmmmmm MMMMMM Oh! I like when your hips buckle like that, young man. And you, you sexy thing. Kiss me. Taste his precum while I finger your sweet pussy.
  138.  
  139. ONE: Yes, mistress. Mmm mmm MMMMM FUCK FUCK FUCK.
  140.  
  141. TWO: Jesus, I can't stand it. When are you going to fuck us?
  142.  
  143. ONE: Let's put him in the middle. Do you want front or back?
  144.  
  145. TWO: Back. I want to watch you fuck him while I play with his ass.
  146.  
  147. ONE: Great suggestion. Let's move this dumb laptop out of the way.... there. Kiss me, please, sir.
  148.  
  149. TWO: Yes, kiss her, Daddy. She's waiting for you.
  150.  
  151. ONE: Mmmmmmm mmmm mmmmm yes fuck yes. Give me that cock. Give it to me right now. I'm ready for you... OH! Ohgod. Oh, he feels so good.
  152.  
  153. TWO: I can see that. You know he's... he's fingering my pussy now?
  154.  
  155. ONE: Your wet pussy, mistress?
  156.  
  157. TWO: Yes. It's been wet for hours, waiting for this. And... now he's... rubbing my clit... and flicking it.
  158.  
  159. ONE: I'm grabbing his cock now. I'm rubbing it against the lips of my cunt. I'm pressing his head into my clit.
  160.  
  161. TWO: Mmmm I have an idea.
  162.  
  163. ONE: I'm all ears.
  164.  
  165. TWO: On the count of three... OHHHHH... you put his cock inside you and I'll put my fingers inside his beautiful ass at the same time.
  166.  
  167. ONE: Oh, yes, mistress, excellent idea. On 3?
  168.  
  169. TWO: One...
  170.  
  171. ONE: Two....
  172.  
  173. TWO: THREE!
  174.  
  175. ONE: OHHHHH FUCK. FUCK he's in me, mistress.
  176.  
  177. TWO: Ohhhh and I'm in him, my pet. His asshole is clenching around my fingers.
  178.  
  179. ONE: I think... UNFFFF... that means... UNFFFF... he likes it.
  180.  
  181. TWO: He sure seems to. Mmmmm let's kiss over his shoulder while we fuck.
  182.  
  183. ONE: Mmmmmm mmmmmm FUCK FUCK jesus his cock you need to feel it.
  184.  
  185. TWO: Not until you're done, my pet.
  186.  
  187. ONE: FUCK FUCK FUCK jesus holy shit ohhhhh my god flip me on my back.
  188.  
  189. TWO: You heard her. Flip her on her back. Spread those legs of hers wide open.
  190.  
  191. ONE: Fuuuuuuuck. Unf. UNFFFF. UNFFFFF.
  192.  
  193. TWO: You're so deep in her. Let me be deep in you too. Let me put my fingers deeper in you.....
  194.  
  195. ONE: FUCK FUCK FUCK mistress he's fucking me so good mistress please...
  196.  
  197. TWO: Please what, my darling?
  198.  
  199. ONE: Come sit on my face while he fucks me!
  200.  
  201. TWO: Yes, my pet. Let's move you to the edge of the bed. Stand up and fuck her while I sit on her face and kiss you. Like this...
  202.  
  203. ONE: MMM MMMM MMMM YES YOUR PUSSY MISTRESS GRIND IT ON MY FACE OH FUCK FUCK FUCK KEEP FUCKING ME I CAN'T STAND IT
  204.  
  205. TWO: Oh SHIT your tongue! Suck my clit, I'm going to fucking explode! You, come here. MMMM MMMM MMMM suck my tits while you fuck her suck my clit while he fucks you fuck fuck JESUS
  206.  
  207. ONE: MM mmmm MMMMMM mistress please I need to cum.
  208.  
  209. TWO: Fuck we all do. Is everybody ready?
  210.  
  211. ONE: FUCK YES. START IT.
  212.  
  213. TWO: On.... OHHHHHH... three again?
  214.  
  215. ONE: YES FUCKING START IT OH MY GOD
  216.  
  217. TWO: One....
  218.  
  219. ONE: T-t-t-t... FUCK FUCK FUCK... two!
  220.  
  221. B & ONE: TOGETHEONE: Three!
  222.  
  223. ONE: yesyesyesyesyes i'm cumming oh fuck i'm cumming
  224.  
  225. TWO: Yes, i'm cumming. Ohmy god he's cumming in your tight cunt.
  226.  
  227. ONE: YESSSS I can feel him explode in me!
  228.  
  229. TWO: MMMMM MMMM I love you I love you
  230.  
  231. ONE: I love you. All of you. Both of you.
  232.  
  233. TWO: Fuck.
  234.  
  235. ONE: Fuck.
  236.  
  237. TWO: ... wow. Ummmmm... wow.
  238.  
  239. ONE: Yeah. Wow.
  240.  
  241. TWO: I think I'm going to collapse on his bed now.
  242.  
  243. ONE: Good call. Apartment spooning time! Let's keep our very good boy in the middle again.
  244.  
  245. TWO: Mmm yes.
  246.  
  247. ONE: So.... still thinking about your ex, stupid?
  248.  
  249. TWO: "... What ex?" Ha, nice one, pet.
  250.  
  251. ONE: You know, she WAS right about one thing. He didn't find another girl to fuck him.
  252.  
  253. TWO: That's right! He found TWO.
  254.  
  255. ONE & TWO: (laughter)
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