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Regrets are for later, living is for now 2

Vanilla_Mi Sep 20th, 2016 (edited) 254 Never
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  1. Bromse :  this guys music reminds me of getting molested by my grandma
  2.  
  3. (TEAM) Setlet :  you guysare so retard so im playing deafened thanks bye
  4.  
  5. (DEAD) String :  sweden more like DEAD LROFDFLJ N:WKLDFNIL@$^ H*(WETINJK>SCVU($%YI
  6.  
  7. オセロット ヾ(◍’౪`� :  teek support group for children touched by god
  8.  
  9. Nepus for Trump :  PLEASE JOIN MY TALKING GROUP THAT I ADVERTISE AS SOMETHING THAT IT'S NOT
  10. Алисука Мудактрo� :  PLEASE JOIN MY OPRAH BRAND READING CLUB
  11.  
  12. avvy :  what is it called when two hidamaris have sex
  13. IWTCIRD :  what the fuck is a hidimari
  14.  
  15. ocelot: >he doesn't fuck at a cinematic 3FPS
  16.  
  17. vani :  this map is pretty ass
  18. *DEAD* ANTSANTS :  you have a pretty ass
  19.  
  20. Алисука Мудактрoйд: put my cock in your ear bone, fag
  21.  
  22. ocelot (∗´꒳`) :  let me speak polish
  23. ocelot (∗´꒳`) :  zssdseegj fugbenis sdfddf fdsafs
  24.  
  25. ocelot (∗´꒳`) :  ur jealous that my pings huge and urs is tiny lmao
  26.  
  27. PoolGamingYT :  Look im going to report you guys if you keep on because this isnt nive
  28.  
  29. avvy :  *uninstalls*
  30.  
  31. . • ° ' ° • · . . · •: imnot drinkijng ok
  32.  
  33. Shiki ringme :  sometimes I wanteth to fucketh thy waifu
  34. ocelot the meem queen :  By Dionysus, thy waifu a nightsoil. My Liege!
  35. *DEAD* TwoSayakas :  Forsooth, say I, Sweden aye
  36. Difegue :  'igh rank admin shitpostingeth
  37.  
  38. Алисука Мудактрoйд: fucking parents gone for two weeks
  39. Алисука Мудактрoйд: i can scream any meme i dare to dream
  40.  
  41. Алисука Мудактрo� :  real good gamer
  42. Алисука Мудактрo� :  gook*
  43.  
  44. same_old_newness :  americans will put anything edible on a pizza
  45. same_old_newness :  source- I am an American
  46.  
  47. TDN Panda :  haha u guys are so gay lmao *sucks dick*
  48. TDN Panda :  choo choo!
  49. String: rofl why can't you guys be straight *joins twinksearch.se*
  50. Kurisu: I use vodkasearch.ru
  51. Kurisu: except you have to use a credit card to join for some reason
  52. Kurisu: also all my money is gone
  53.  
  54. Makise Kurisu: My spaghetti is augmented
  55.  
  56. String :  memes are my passion im seeking sexy memers to make some new entries on www.knowyourmeme.com
  57.  
  58. ocelot (✿ꈍᵕ ꈍ✿) :  vani how do you say fuck my boipussy in swede
  59. ANTSANTS :  just sing their national anthem ocelot
  60.  
  61. Don Quixote de la Mancha: A powerline just fucking exploded across the street and power was lost.
  62. Don Quixote de la Mancha: Like it was atleast a quarter mile away and I saw it blow.
  63. vani: >american engineering
  64. Don Quixote de la Mancha: >swedish immigration policy
  65.  
  66. worldwide|laptop: I said britain and the other prison colony
  67. worldwide|laptop: I legit forgot what Australia was
  68.  
  69. worldwide|laptop: i have actual taste when not memeing
  70.  
  71. vani: lmao
  72. vani: holy shit
  73. vani: I want to die
  74. . • ° ' ° • · . . · •: i understand
  75. . • ° ' ° • · . . · •: ill be there in 20 minutes
  76.  
  77. eat ass or die :  what the fuck is this wholesome meme bullshit
  78. eat ass or die :  kawaii is basically hawaii with a k instead of a h
  79.  
  80. worldwide|gnu: inspiring ain't it
  81. worldwide|gnu: also
  82. worldwide|gnu: ah fuck i forgot
  83.  
  84. vani: I love dustbowl
  85. bunny: kys my man
  86.  
  87. vani: http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/415530-%3Aspurdo%3A
  88. ryxxed #ULTRARAREDOOM: ???
  89. ryxxed #ULTRARAREDOOM: HOLY SHIT IS THAT A THING
  90. ryxxed #ULTRARAREDOOM: >40 euros
  91. vani: simbly........ ebin
  92. ryxxed #ULTRARAREDOOM: ????????????????????????????????????
  93. ryxxed #ULTRARAREDOOM: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
  94. ryxxed #ULTRARAREDOOM: I JUST WANT TO MEME
  95. ryxxed #ULTRARAREDOOM: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  96.  
  97. How to Nep a Nep Nep :  then it will be back to whacking your skin stick with sandpaper to 2D pictures of anime girls that you will never fuck all nigh
  98.  
  99. Don Quixote de la Mancha: Nigga I'd fuk u
  100. Don Quixote de la Mancha: tfw can't go to Britbong land to play video games and get privledge check by muslimes
  101. Don Quixote de la Mancha: I'm gonna buy a rifle today 'cause yolo.
  102.  
  103. TDN Panda :  hey this is the valve support team, please stop messaging us about tf2 matchmaking thank you
  104.  
  105. ALICEWAVE :  i am internet of vladivostok i am very bad today especially
  106. ALICEWAVE :  im sorry for my ping im vladivostok
  107.  
  108. Swissy :  dont taunt
  109. Player Swissy left the game (Disconnect by user.)
  110.  
  111. AЛІCУЙВ: if i sucked 1 dick for every hp you had
  112. AЛІCУЙВ: I still wouldn't be halfway to how gay you are as sniper
  113.  
  114. Don Quixote de la Mancha: Is 70 celcius a normal CPU temp?
  115.  
  116. Ocelot: I'm a pizza. Hot and ready. TRU
  117. String: I am a jellyfish, be jealous.
  118. TDN Panda: Im better than cold beer on a Friday night.
  119.  
  120. . • ° ' ° • · . . · •: Ok so I need one person to dress up as Shijou Takane, one person dressed as Takanashi Rikka, and one person as Ibuki Suika. Be at my house in approximately 10 hours sharp and bring strawberries with whipped cream. All three of you need to be able to sing. You will be paid on arrival. I have only done this once before; safety is not guaranteed.
  121.  
  122. Flixerine: 8 inches and looking for younger girls for fun times, mail kinkyboy@aol.de
  123.  
  124. ALICEWAVE :  fp wadsawdsawdasd
  125.  
  126. Xa4: Sounds like you are too poor for Apple products :^)
  127.  
  128. Makise Kurisu: Being meguca is suffering, but being friends with meguca is worse
  129.  
  130. andyzweb: I will do all kinds of crazy stuf to your booty only if you keeps the maps working ;_;
  131.  
  132. String :  james and the huge cock is my autobiography
  133.  
  134. 11:36 PM - Talcon: MEMEBANS
  135. 11:37 PM - . • ° ' ° • · . . · •: LOL
  136. 11:37 PM - . • ° ' ° • · . . · •: 46 really likes u
  137.  
  138. Eastern Analogue: so i made that support ticket asking how server upgrading worked
  139. Eastern Analogue: support ticket title: Upgrade to KS-4
  140. Eastern Analogue: and i mentioned that I was on KS3 and watned to upgrade to KS4
  141. Eastern Analogue: aaaaaand here's the answer: Unfortunately, it is not possible to downgrade your server
  142. Eastern Analogue: this fucking company
  143.  
  144. Monochrome: oh that's a relief we thought you died on your way to the himalayas for your nightly sandwich trip
  145.  
  146. vani: go on a "gay gamer page" and the 1st link is a helpline for gay people
  147. Makise Kurisu: the normal suicide hotline must be busy
  148.  
  149. Monochrome :  vani has to inform his neighbours that he's alive again today as a warning
  150.  
  151. [23:43:57] (Channel) str_laptop: >he doen't know x
  152. [23:44:07] (Channel) str_laptop: I think you can rig x on osx
  153. [23:44:18] (Channel) str_laptop: since osx is *nix
  154. [23:44:24] (Channel) Kurisu: If I'm using Apple garbage
  155. [23:44:34] (Channel) Kurisu: I want it to "Just Werk"
  156. [23:44:40] (Channel) str_laptop: install wayland ;^)
  157. [23:44:44] (Channel) Kurisu: Otherwise I'll use a useful machine
  158. [23:44:55] (Channel) worldwide|laptop: achzhkzhxhkxhkxhchkchually, the proPPer trem ist 'nx'
  159. [23:45:04] (Channel) worldwide|laptop: fucking
  160. [23:45:09] (Channel) worldwide|laptop: wiki formatting
  161. [23:45:12] (Channel) worldwide|laptop: really?
  162. [23:45:42] (Channel) str_laptop: >broken shit depot
  163. [23:45:45] (Channel) str_laptop: goodbye little goy
  164. [23:45:47] (Channel) worldwide|laptop: \*n\*x
  165. [23:45:48] str_laptop disconnected.
  166. [23:45:54] (Channel) Kurisu: >Muh truly free distro
  167. [23:46:02] (Channel) worldwide|laptop: >he leaves
  168.  
  169. <Makise_Kurisu> I don't blame you
  170. <Makise_Kurisu> Just take it to heart that whatever part breaks that you were told to make cheaper, someone else is getting paid mucho dinero to fix
  171. <Makise_Kurisu> i.e. Volkswagens
  172. <Stringer> That's what MEs do, us EEs can just tell them to slap a fuckhuge heatsink on it
  173. <Stringer> ez jewbucks
  174. <Makise_Kurisu> The only classes I'm actually excited about are y philosophy and mobile dev classes
  175. <Stringer> dude, the philosophy class I took was fun as hell
  176. <Makise_Kurisu> MOAR HEATSINKS
  177. <Makise_Kurisu> I still can't decide whether to debate seriously or to troll
  178. <Makise_Kurisu> I've bullshitted my way through life so far, I can sure as hell get through philosophy 101
  179.  
  180. <Makise_Kurisu> Like for example: my state legislature still hasn't passed a budget
  181. <Makise_Kurisu> for 2015
  182. <Makise_Kurisu> er 2016
  183. <Makise_Kurisu> And neighter side will budge
  184. <Stringer> c-congress, is that you
  185. <Makise_Kurisu> Naturally, this showed up as a tangentially-related question on my American Hisotry finals last year
  186. <Makise_Kurisu> long story
  187. <Makise_Kurisu> Any way
  188. <Makise_Kurisu> my solution was to lock all the legislators and the governor in a room until they pass a budget
  189. <Makise_Kurisu> and no one is allowed to leave until it's passed
  190. <Makise_Kurisu> Eventually starvation will set in and they'll cannabalize each other
  191. <Makise_Kurisu> assuming no one cooperates, the last one alive can pass a budget
  192. <Makise_Kurisu> I think I got an A on that paper
  193. <Stringer> lord of the flies is how we should model all governments
  194. <Makise_Kurisu> This situation is obviously not something that would happen IRL, but would be funny (and it would work) if it did
  195. <Makise_Kurisu> Hence: absurdism
  196. <Makise_Kurisu> Or when NYC proposed banning large soft-drinks
  197. <Makise_Kurisu> I just asked "why dont' they just ban XL-sized pants?
  198. <Makise_Kurisu> I think I got an A in that debate
  199. <vani-pc> remind me to ask you if I want to prove someone wrong in the future kurisu
  200. <Makise_Kurisu> Just call them a faggot
  201. <Makise_Kurisu> works 10/10 times
  202. <Stringer> ye, ad hominem is p much a free win
  203. <vani-pc> Ok. Debate me.
  204. <Makise_Kurisu> Actually
  205. <Stringer> ur a fagking, everything you could ever do, say, or think is incorrect
  206. <Stringer> ez
  207. <Makise_Kurisu> [clapping intensifies]
  208. <Stringer> where's my nobel prize
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