NoelleXAsriel (Tuesday)

>It's now 5 AM and Asriel wakes up right on schedule.
>He does his stretches and puts on his track suit.
>Getting ready for his morning workout.
>This time with Noelle.

>Noelle woke up to the sound of a small alarm set on phone.
>She and Asriel talked about the morning workout routine he does and Noelle was interested in trying it out.
>Asriel mentioned it was important to stretch before doing this, so she did.
>She also packed her track suit as well for this occasion.
>She then went to the bathroom to go change.
>Noelle was humming to herself some Christmas Carols while changing when suddenly the door opened a bit.
>A: "This time I won't run around the house naked if I put my clothes in the bathroom firs-"
>Luckily she was just unbuttoning her shirt at the moment Asriel walked in.
>Asriel immediately shut the door quietly.
>A: "Sorry.... should have knocked."
>......
>N: "We should really stop making this a normal occurrence for us."
>Noelle said to herself.
>N: "I know he doesn't mean it but still."

>After getting propperly dressed the two set out for the jog across town.
>Well as far as they could get around town.
>Noelle was still new to this kind of morning jogs.
>Though she always knew about this kind of training.
>Her dad used to do this kind of thing whenever he was tired of using the track field at home.
>She could see why.
>Hometown did look kinda pleasent to jog around.
>Though she enjoyed the jog, she figured some small talk might work as a way to build more confidence.
>Maybe with that it could help her talk to Susie more.
>N: "So you did this everyday?"
>A: "Well sorta. I started doing this around 15. That's when my mom said I would be old enough to walk around town on my own. Even then she told me to take breaks from doing this from time to time."
>N: "It seems like a good work out though. Seemed to help you and dad keep in good physical shape."
>A: "That's true. By the way how long have you been doing this kind of training?"
>N: "Not long actually. With mom busy, dad being sick, and being able to barely get into my own home, I really couldn't find any time to do this kind of workout."
>A: "Maybe we should start out small. Maybe to the shop and back?"
>N: "Maybe, but wouldn't that ruin your workout method a bit."
>A: "Nah. I'll be fine. Just think of this as a small training session before we go on to running across the whole town."
>N: "That sounds like something my father would say."
>A: "It is... he said it to me a lot. When he trained me."
>The two of them continued on with their jogging.
>Asriel and Noelle occasionally talking about something else along the way.
>As they were walking Asriel and Noelle couldn't but watch each other as they jogged.
>Asriel of course making sure Noelle was jogging propperly.
>Though he did stare at her hips as she was running.
>Asriel couldn't help but notice notice how they sway left and right as she moved.
>He blushed a bit.
>He always thought it might have been from the skirt she was wearing.
>But he never noticed how big her hips were.
>It was... kind of sexy for him.
>He then shook his head.
>He then closed his eyes and mumbled to himself.
>A: "No Asriel! You shouldn't have these thoughts. If you do, the Angel will pun-"
>As he said that, the Angel did punish him.
>Or at least what mom would say that the Angel punished him.
>As Asriel ran straight into a light pole.
>Noelle then looked back to see her hurt date.
>N: "Oh My God! Asriel are you OK?"
>Asriel gained his composure back as he walked out of the pole.
>A: "Yeah... I'm fine."
>He said with a bloodied nose.
>N: "Asriel your nose is bleeding."
>Asriel then noticed... seeing the blood on his... fingertips(?).
>A: "Oh... so it is..."
>He said feeling a bit lightheaded.
>Noelle tried her best keeping him stable.
>N: "M-maybe we should rest a bit."
>A: "Y-yeah...."
>N: "There's a shop over there. It looks open. Maybe we can rest there for a bit."
>Noelle then dragged Asriel to the shop with a mostly scratched off name at the top.

>As they entered the store, the whole store suddenly went dark.
>All they could see was a small skeleton wearing a blue hoodie and pink sandles.
>Sans: "it's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing. flowers are blooming. on days like this, kids like you..... should be buying a couple of nice hot dogs from your's truely. that's right just for today you could buy a home made hot dog from me for only 1g. that's right only 10 g. and that's not all, this 100 g hot dog also comes with ketchup, mustard, relish, and all the good stuff. all for 1,000 g. order right now and you can get your's only for about 10,000 g. all this good taste just for 100,000 g. buy now."
>As soon as the skeleton and the cheesey music stopped he then turned all the lights back on.
>Sans: "and done.... that was the best take yet. now to just upload this and maybe i can finally get some customers."
>The skeleton then finally acknowledged the customers in front of him.
>Sans: "oh... sorry about. name's sans. sans the skeleton. how may i help you in my wonderful shop of extravagant wares."
>N: "We just came here to rest a bit. You see my fri-"
>Sans: "well you see there's a problem with that."
>The too monsters looked confused as he said that.
>Sans: "this is shop. i think the inn is about a few blocks from here."
>A: "We meant from walking."
>Sans: "oh got'cha."
>Sans then noticed the poor goat's nose as he sat down.
>N: "Do you happen to have tissues and bandages."
>Sans: "medical isle."
>N: "Thank you."
>The reindeer then went out to search for the tissues.
>The skeleton then approached the poor goat.
>Sans: "so.... what happened to the nose?"
>A: "I got distracted and ran into a pole."
>Sans: "ah... alright then."
>The skeleton said with a sigh of relief.
>Sans: "so kid, what goat your attention so much to not see a light pole in front of you?"
>A: "Well I-"
>Asriel paused for a second.
>He looked the skeleton with a huge grin on his face.
>Was that a pun?
>Was that really a gosh darn pun he just did?
>He then continues on with his story as he started to look somewhere else instead.
>A: "Well I was just distracted by... by...."
>Sans: "by what kid?"
>A: "Nature.... umm.... the town..... and..."
>He then saw Noelle.
>Bending down as she was now looking for the bandages.
>The skeleton then let out another grin.
>Sans: "Oh I see now... you were distracted by her ass-sets."
>The goat monster then blushed.
>A: "N-no! I mean... it really was the air and such."
>Sans: "yeah, you can't fool me kid. you and i are alike in that in this matter. i mean thick girls really are the best kind of girls really."
>Asriel couldn't believe he was having this perverted conversation with a random stranger.
>With Kris it seemed fine but here it seemed awkward.
>Sans: "i mean this one time, there was this really hot thick milf of a woman. i mean really thick. whipped cream thick. she was so gorgeous. i mean all she was doing was just buying chocolate for her innocent kid. after a while of her searching, i decided to help her out. we then talked for a bit, mostly about good her kid is and about my brother. it then went to other conversations. then jokes. then some flirting. then... we fucked."
>Asriel raised his head.
>He never really heard that word before.
>At least never knew what it meant.
>But judging by how he was talking it sounded sinful.
>Either way he stared at the skeleton.
>A: "What?"
>The skeleton went on without noticing his customer's question.
>Sans: "she was such a good goat lady."
>A: "What?!"
>Sans: "i never could get her name though. i do remember her kid's name though, real champ. i think it was... asriel. yeah that little human is going to go places."
>Asriel then knew who he was talking about.
>Sans: "don't worry when he questioned me about it i only told him that i befriended her. she wanted me to keep him innocent."
>The poor goat felt like he broke.
>Sans: "what i'm trying to say kid is that all you need is a good amount of charm and then she'll be falling head over heels for ya. just keep that in mind when you date her ok."
>He said patting his shoulders.
>The poor goat couldn't even respond.
>Noelle then returned with a box of tissues and a box of band-aids.
>N: "There was no price tag on these. How much are they?"
>Sans: "eh you can both keep them for free. i had a good time talking to your boyfriend here."
>N: "B-boyfriend."
>Sans: "anyways, i hope you two love birds have a nice "walk"."
>He said with a shit eating grin.
>The two then left.
>Both with a huge blush on their face.
>Sans: "he he, you did good sans. you did good."

>You wake up from bed.
>You head toward the kitchen.
>There you see mom starting to work on breakfast.
>It's 7 AM and you notice that Asriel isn't here.
>Niether is Noelle.
>Maybe they are doing some sexy shower time.
>Then you remember that this is Asriel and Noelle.
>T: "Kris it's been a while."
>Your mother began.
>T: "Usually Asriel is back by now. Do you think he decided to do another lap with Noelle?"
>You would make a sex joke, but you know your mom would take it seriously.
>Suddenly you hear the door open.
>You see Asriel with a bloody tissue covering his nose and Noelle with a blush on her face.
>N: "A-are you sure you want me to take a shower first?"
>A: "Y-yeah... there's something I need to ask my mom."
>N: "O-OK."
>They soon parted ways.
>Noelle heading towards the bathroom.
>Asriel heading towards mom.
>Mom was making a fresh pancake mix with chocolate inside it.
>Your favorite.
>Asiel then took a deep breath.
>A: "Mom you said I can ask you any question right?"
>Mom was still stirring up the glorious mixture.
>T: "Why of course my child. What is it you need answering?"
>Asriel wasn't sure how she would react but he still asked.
>A: "Mom.... what does fuck mean? And why did some skeleton say he did it to you?"
>Mom immediately stopped.
>She then dropped the pancake mix.
>You didn't know what to react to.
>The fact your glorious mixture was now in ruins or the fact that-
>K: "I Gosh Darn Knew It!!!"
>Your mother then turned to your brother.
>T: "Asriel where did you hear that w- ASRIEL WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NOSE?!"
>A: "Lightpole... I ran into a lightpole while jogging."
>T: "But you're usually so careful. What distracted you?"
>Asriel blushed while sweat ran from his forehead.
>Luckily mom thought that was from the exercise.
>If the skeleton made such a perverted fuss about it, mom would fucking kill him.
>A: "M-me and Noelle were talking and got into a deep conversation that's all."
>T: "Oh..... but still, you have to keep your eyes on your surroundings Asriel."
>A: "Y-yes mom."
>T: "Now then we gotten that out of the wa-"
>A: "So what does fuck exactly mean?"

>With one look at a dictionary you will find this definition.
>fuck
>verb
>1. have intercourse with (someone)
>(of two people) have sexual intercourse
>2. ruin or damage (something)
>noun
>noun: fuck plural noun: fucks
>1. an act of sexual intercourse
>a sexual partner
>Apparently it also has a Germatic origin as well... who knew.

>Mom on the other hand was having trouble coming up with anything that can come close to a family friendly definition.
>She was starting to get more flustered.
>The blush on her face was almost as red as a tomoato.
>T: "W-well Asriel... fuck.... is a verb.... a-and it means.... it means..."
>She was looking around.
>Definitely trying find an "alternative" definition.
>She then found it.
>In the form of a pie that cooled down overnight.
>T: "It means two people or monsters making a pie."
>A: "Making pie?"
>You were just as confused as Asriel on why she chose that of all things.
>T: "You see... when two monsters love each other very much they decide to make a wonderful pie together. Now it can be cherry, pecan, snail, or butterscotch cinnamon."
>or in her case cream.
>T: "But it will always be a special... pie that the two of you made."
>A: "Oh..... so that means me and Kris can fuck whenever we wanted to."
>The avatar did a spit take for us.
>Thank you avatar.
T: "NO! I-I mean no... it's only between a couple of man and wife like the Angel intended."
>A: "So Noelle and I can f-"
>T: "MARRIED! Asriel... they have to be married."
>A: "Ah...."
>Asriel was about to accept that answer until a contradiction appeared.
>A: "Wait then why did you and Sans f-?"
>T: "Youknowwhatthatwordisbannedforthetimebeing. HowaboutyouthreehavebreakfastoverattheQCDiner? ActuallyAsrielbeforeyoudothatgotakeashower. Youneedtogetthatstenchoffyou."
>Toriel rapidly said and she started pushing Asriel to the shower room.
>Then you and Asriel both made a huge realization.
>Noelle is still in there.

>Noelle was taking her shower while the commotion was going on.
>While it would be easy to hear the commotion outside even if you were in another house, Noelle was doing what anyone else in a hot warm shower would do.
>Have shower thoughts.
>Out loud for our viewing pleasures.
>N: "Asriel... really seemed a bit flustered today. Usually when he is with anyone else he would be calm and collected but lately he's been doing nothing but stumbling his words around me or blushing."
>She then goes on to washing her arms.
>N: "And when he isn't doing that he's just being caring and thoughtful. Oh dear Lord... he's not actually falling in love with me isn't he?"
>She went on to her chest and back..
>N: "I-I can't have him fall in love with me. I-it was only meant to be practice. Baby Santa Clause said so. My love is for Susie. R-right?"
>She then started washing her legs.
>N: "I mean... what do me and Asriel have in common? Well... actually... we did know each other since childhood... we do talk about sports a lot... we both admire my dad and were both coached by him... we both care about Kris... W-well that's nothing compared to what I have with Susie. Which is....."
>Noelle kept trying to think about what she had in common with Susie as she washed her rear and lower regions.
>N: "Wh-what do we have in common? N-no! Don't start thinking that! I mean... it's not like I'm starting to fall in love with Asriel? ..... am I?"
>After finishing up washing her hair she then turned the shower off.
>N: "What am I going to do?"
>She asked herself as she wrapped a towel around herself.
>She then stepped out of the shower.
>That was when she heard the commotion.
>A: "Mom! Wait! Don't!"
>T: "Asriel you need to take a shower and you need to take a it now!"
>A: "N-not right now though! There's-"
>T: "No excuses! Get...."
>Suddenly the door flung open.
>Noelle could have sworn she locked it.
>T: "in there!"
>Mom then flung Asriel into the room.
>Where he landed on Noelle.
>In the most awkward position might I add.
>It was then the aura around mom suddenly shifted around and said.... "oh shit."
>Both Asriel and Noelle blushed like no monster has blushed before.
>He immediately then got off of her.
>They both then stood
>Noelle immediately but silently went out of the bathroom.
>Asriel then stepped inside the shower.
>Toriel stood there, unsure whether she should blame herself for what happened... or dad for some reason.... she usually blamed dad for everything.
>You decide to head upstairs.
>You thought this was enough family morning fun and needed to get ready for the diner.
>But hey at least you got to see Noelle in a towel.
>That was nice.

>Well might as well get ready to go.
>But you do need to need to get something important.
>The old photos.
>The old embarassing photos of you being your younger you.
>Only photo memories that only your avatar will remember.
>Unfortunately the photo album is in the living room.
>Where Noelle is currently putting on clothes.
>Though you think she would be done by now.
>You might as well go out and check.
>Suddenly you hear a knock on the door.
>Might be mom.
>You decide to open the door.
>You expect it to be mom to be yelling at you.
>But instead it's Noelle.
>Fully clothed.
>Looking a bit worried.
>N: "Kris! I need your opinion!"
>You decide to listen.
>N: "Does Asriel make women straight?!"
>...
>Excuse me?
>N: "I'm asking... for a friend!"
>...
>Is mom wanting Asriel to "make Susie straight"?
>Well a bit late for that.
>You have your dick to thank for that.
>But how do you answer this question.
>Maybe with another question?
>You ask Noelle if she was gay.
>N: "I... I... oh god..."
>You ask her what's wrong.
>N: "I'm not even sure anymore... I mean love them both but... Gosh Darn It!"
>You tell Noelle to calm down.
>Do some breathing.
>Maybe hum a few Christmas Carols.
>She does so...
>Trying her best to keep calm.
>N: "Alright... Kris... can you keep a secret?"
>You tell her you can try.
>She then takes a deep breath.
>N: "So I was told to date Asriel by Baby Santa Clause to build my confidence up so I can date Susie. So far it's been working but there is one problem. I think I might actually start liking Asriel. And yes Asriel is a handsome, sweet, caring, kind, an-.... I really don't think I should be dating him though. Not only because I wanted to date Susie for so long but also because I might not be good enough for him and I might actually ruin his chances of finding someone who's really worth his time."
>...
>You ask if she's believes she is not pretty enough for Asriel.
>N: "No, I mean yes but..."
>She then takes Asriel's pillow and starts screaming in it.
>...
>N: "He smells very nice..."
>Funny.
>Mom says his pillow sheets smell like Butterscotch a lot.
>Noelle then put the pillow down and looked at you.
>N: "Kris... am I being a horrible monster for using him to date Susie?"
>Well judging by the fact you planted in the idea, you stole every chance to date Noelle from her, and you are using both her and Asriel for a school project, so technically you're worse.
>But the fact she went with it may be at least given her some naughty points.
>So yeah.
>Maybe she has a hint of bad in her.
>But again you kind of planted that idea in her.
YoU DOn'T THinK I KnoW THat?!
>You tell Noelle that it's not up to you to judge her.
>You advise her to just go on the date and if it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out.
>Noelle then sighs.
>N: "Al-alright... I can do this."
>You tell her that's the spirit.
>You tell her that you will be there to help her if she needs it.
>Meanwhile though you feel like going downstairs.
>You got some business to do.
>As Noelle was left alone she was about to leave the room herself.
>Until she noticed something underneath Asriel's bed.
>It looked like a photograph.
>She examined it.

>You head downstairs to the Living Room.
>You see a now somewhat damp but clean Asriel wearing new clothes waiting in the living room.
>No mom to be seen.
>You get Asriel's attention.
>A: "Hey Kris."
>You ask him where mom went.
>A: "She said she needed to go to the store and get some things. Something you need from her?"
>You tell him no.
>You were just curious.
>You tell him that you are borrowing the family photo album.
>A: "Why do you need that?"
>You tell him for the school project.
>A: "Oh... alright then."
>You then grab a few photo albums.
>A: "Oh and Kris..."
>You raise your head up to acknowledge him.
>A: "I don't know what mom thinks she did but Susie seems like a nice girl. You two seem to be the best of friends."
>Yes...
>Very CLOSE Best Friends.
>You hinted knowing he wouldn't get it.
>A: "I'm really proud of you, you know. I always knew you could make a good friend by yourself.
>You suddenly feel a tear streaming down your face.
>Must be the Avatar's doing.
>They probably feel guilty knowing it was actually us that helped him make friends.
>A: "Anyways we better head to the diner now. It should be a short walk for us."
>You would offer to race him and Noelle but you knew you would lose horribly.
>So you guys just walk there then.

>The three of you then entered the diner.
>It felt refreshing to enter here again.
>For you that is.
>Asriel and Noelle were hoping the accident that happened last time was forgotten.
>Asriel and Noelle decide to sit in your favorite seat back in the day.
>They invite you to sit with them but you think you should let them be alone for a while.
>Give them some space.
>So you then decide to sit on one the bar stools.
>You wait for someone to take your order.
>You then hear a feminine voice call out.
>?: "Anything I can do for you sir?"
>You look up to the waitress and say you would like a glass of hot ch-

>K: "-colate."
>...
>K: "Wait? Where did you go? Aren't you suppose to describe how the waitress looks like?"
>?: "A description of me? Well I guess I can help you since you have your hair over your eyes a lot. Female, obviously the size of an adult, probably because I am one, a bit fit, brown hair, tan skin, a bit endowed."
>K: "I-... I didn't need you descibe yourself... I was actually talking to... n-nevermind."
>?: "Understandable. It's just nice to see another human in town."
>K: "Y-yeah... that's probably why they're silent... they didn't expect another human.
>?: "Here's your hot chocolate. Nice and hot."
>K: "Oh... thanks... Ms..."
>?: "Frisk... my name is Frisk."
>K: "......"
>F: "You're staring? What do you find me sexy or something?"
>K: "What the hell..."
>F: "Excuse me?"
>K: "What the hell are you doing here?!"
>F: "Well I am trying to get a good amount of money to get into university an-"
>K: "That's not what I meant! Why are you here and not possessed by... whatever the hell is inside me?!"
>F: ".... You're talking about the Hot Chocolate right? I'm sorry if I made it wrong."
>K: "A-are you actually ignoring me?! My life is ruined because of you!!"
>F: "....At least it's only yours...."
>K: "Excuse me?!"
>F: "Word of advice..... you can't fight them.... it's best to let them have their fun."
>K: "Have their fun?! Ar- Are you fucking with me?!"
>F: "No. Fucking with you would be doing this."

SAVE STATE 1 LOADED
>F: "A description of me? Well I guess I can help you since you have your hair over your eyes a lot. Female, obviously the size of an adult, probably because I am one, a bit fit, brown hair, tan skin, a bit endowed."
>K: "I-... I didn't need you descibe yourself... I was actually talking to... Wait a minute. We had this conversation."
>F: "We did? When?"
>K: "Just a minute ago. You were describing yourself."
>F: "Like this?"

SAVE STATE 1 LOADED
>?: "A description of me? Well I guess I can help you since you have your hair over your eyes a lot. Female, obviously the size of an adult, probably because I am one,-"
>K: "A bit fit, brown hair, tan skin..."

SAVE STATE 2 LOADED
>K: "A bit endowed. Yeah yeah. You got huge tits."
>"Sir this is a family friendly diner. Keep your lewd comments to yourself."
>K: "Y-you weren't here a few seconds ago sir."
>"I've been sitting here for about 5 minutes Thank You Very Much."
>F: "Here's your Cocoa sugar. It's a bit cold now though."
>K: "...... You can wipe that shit eating grin off that face."

>You decide it's best to sit with Asriel and Noelle.
>K: "oh now you're back."
>The avatar mumbled.
>You sit next to your older brother.
>A: "Hey Kris. What were you thinking about over there?"
>You ask him what he was talking about.
>A: "You were kinda zoned out for a few minutes. You were just staring into your cup of Hot Cocoa... or what used to be Hot Cocoa."
>You are really starting to question how she is doing that.
>N: "Oh by the way Kris, that nice waitress over there told me to give you this."
>Noelle then handed you a plate with a huge stack of Chocolate Chip Pancakes.
>No butter or syrup.
>Just the way you prefer them.
>N: "She said it was on the house."
>You look over to the older human again.
>She gives you a wink.
>F: "Keep eating chocolate. It really helps. Plus I know you were cheated out of them this morning."
>....
She must really like you Avatar.....
>K: "Shut up."
>You silently whisper to yourself.

>After a healthy breakfast you all decide to head out to do your own thing.
>You had your own project to do with Susie.
>Noelle's had her own project to do with That Fucker.
>And Asriel... he wanted to say hi to an old friend.

>You head out to the woods where Susie is with the photo album.
>Susie was busy searching on a laptop.
>Wait a laptop?
>Hold the fuck up!
>You decide to rush up to Susie to ask about this.
>S: "Hey Kris. What's the rush?"
>You ask her where the fuck she got that laptop.
>S: "..... Kris I may dress in ragged clothes and eat chalk but I am not poor as fuck. My family and I can buy a laptop for ourselves."
>Oh....
>You apologize for your assumption.
>You ask what she is looking up.
>S: "Well I have been searching the web for some good sources on this phenomenon that is your brother and Noelle. People who are completely innocent for the first time discovering their sexual urges, not knowing what it is they are feeling. Their first time being exposed to a naked body of another being of the opposite gender. I have spent hours and hours looking for something that would be a perfect reference for this project of yours. And so far, to my conclusion, all of my efforts have only found....."
>She then turned the laptop to you.
>S: "Porn."
>Oh.
>S: "Like Human'd . Com porn."
>Oh....
>S: "Like I'm pretty sure half of this is illegal kind of porn."
>.....
>K: "How illegal are we talking about?"
>S: "Well let's see... we have "Lost Little Lamb Monster Meets Human Farmer" as one of them listed."
>K: "Dear Angel is that a child trap Asriel with a full grown man?!"
>S: "Do you think we can go to jail if we watch this?"
>K: "I think we can go to jail knowing this exists."
>S: "Fuck...."
>Susie says as she lays down.
>S: "Are you really sure we can do this? Write a report about your brother losing his virginity, because I am starting to lose hope."
>You tell her it's the only thing keeping your interest in this project.
>S: "There has to be something else you're interested in Kris."
>Well....
>It is Tuesday...
>S: "..... Want to play Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who gets to be on top this time?"
>K: "Sure but we gotta at least make this session quick."
Have Fun Avatar.

>Asriel then heads off to see his old friend from highschool.
>Burgerpants.
>It's been a while since they have seen each other.
>On his way there he passed by the Sans' shop.
>From outside he could hear some sort of commotion.
>T: "YOU MOTHER FUCKER! HE WAS THE INNOCENT ONE!"
>Probably nothing.
>He then arrives at Ice-E's P'E'ZZA.
>Where he sees an employee in a very odd costume complaining.
>BP: "Angel... if you can hear me now.... please give a few minutes of peace."
>Asriel knew who it was by the voice alone.
>A: "I thought you would be working at the cash register."
>The costumed cat then looked at his old goat friend.
>BP: "Thank You Angel!"
>He said as he took the headpiece of the costume off.
>BP: "Asriel it's been a while."
>A: "I'd argue a long time since it's been 4 months."
>BP: "Either way, Welcome home Asriel!"
>Burgerpants said as he hugged his goat.
>Luckily he did not hug tightly.
>They then went inside the building into the break room.
>Burgerpants finally getting out of the costume.
>BP: "So how is the University life? See any hot girls? Did you give them my number?"
>A: "To answer all your questions, Great, you're like Kris and would consider anyone hot, and no."
>BP: "What? Why?"
>A: "You never told me what kind of girl you liked."
>BP: "I think you should know this but... ANY UNI GIRL WOULD DO."
>A: "I'll keep that in mind then."
>BP: "OK so aside from that, how does it actually feel to be your own free man in this world. Experiencing it with no parents to tie you down."
>A: "Well I've been mostly going to classes and the library, I occasionally go out to eat... so like I am been in high school 24/7."
>BP: "Asriel you need to go out more and socialize there. Go to parties. Get drunk. Smoke weed man."
>A: "Burgerpants, last time we smoked weed, you got into a fight with your own reflection and broke the window to the P"E"ZZA's."
>BP: "Which is where my grant for Uni went."
>A: "I don't see why you are working here. Dad would defintely pay you better than what this place could."
>BP: "I'm pretty sure you were at Uni when I was at court and was forced to work here to pay for damages."
>A: "Wasn't the grant enough?"
>BP: "I'm paying for emotional damage as well because it was a kid's birthday party when that happened."
>A: "Ouch."
>BP: "Yeah.... ouch"
>Pants said as he was lighting up a cigarrete.
>A: "Are you even allowed to smoke here?"
>BP: "Are YOU even allowed to smoke here?"
>A: "W-wait... what? That doesn't even make sense."
>BP: "There's an ashtray here for a reason Asriel."
>Burger then took in a breath with the cigarrete and puffed out a huge ball of smoke.
>BP: "Eh but enough about me. How about you? Did you finally find a girl?"
>A: "Yeah..... about that."
>BP: "Oh My God!"
>Burgerpants put his cigar out and got closer to his friend.
>BP: "You finally found someone!"
>A: "Well.... not really.... but at the same time yes."
>BP: "Holy Shit! Finally! After so many tries, Asriel Dreemurr finally found a girl he is comfortable to be with!"
>A: "I guess you could say that."
>BP: "Is she hot? How old she?"
>A: ".......15....."
>BP: "15! What a glorious ag-...... 15?"
>A: "I mean we only went through one date mostly. That date went great mind you, until I saw her underwear.Ever since then, she's living with me and my family for a while. Where she saw me completely naked, I felt horrible because of that but she asked me of we could go on another date during that. I mean it's fine now. We have been getting really comfortable with each other. But recently I have been getting these really perverted thoughts of her being completely nude in my head and I know I am going to hell because of that. And the only reason why I am telling you this is because I know you won't judge me."
>The cat stared at his friend for a bit.
>BP: "Asriel, buddy...... you might be going to jail."

>Noelle was at the library with That Fucker continuing on with their project.
>That Fucker constantly reading his flash cards while Noelle was searching for books to use as a reference.
>Noelle though was in her own little world.
>Trying to figure out her own problems.
>Like whether or not she had feelings for Asriel.
>If so then what were those feelings she had for Susie?
>Curiousity?
>Some sort of rebellion phase?
>Admiration?
>Whatever those feelings were they weren't as strong as the one she was having for Asriel right now.
>They felt more sexual to her.
>Not that she would know the term for it.
>She continued on with those thoughts for a while.
>TF: "Noelle..."
>She heard That Fucker call out for her.
>She then sighs and goes to her partner.
>She sits in front of him.
>N: "Yes Berdly."
>TF: "Alright, so I know you are currently going out with a possible rapist and a sociopath, so I decided to give you this."
>That Fucker then handed the reindeer a spray can.
>She looked at it confused.
>N: "What's this?"
>That Fucker looked at the innocent monster with an "are you serious face".
>TF: "Perfume.... that you spray on Asriel and Kris."
>N: "I never heard of this MACE brand though."
>TF: "It's a very special brand for men."
>N: "Oh.... like this."
>She then sprayed it onto the bird's face.
>He then proceeded to roll around on the floor screaming in pain.
>TF: "Why would you do that?!"
>N: "Berdly, I'm not an idiot. I know what MACE is."
>TF: "Then why did you spray it on me?!"
>N: "Because you are constantly assuming that Kris and Asriel are monsters... and by that I mean criminals."
>That Fucker then got up back into his chair.
>His eyes now completely red.
>TF: "You maybe right on Asriel, but there is no way Kris is not a criminal. I mean have you seen him?! The guy is an emotionless husk just waiting to shoot up our school!"
>N: "Kris has emotions he just has trouble expressing them. That's all."
>TF: "Maybe when he was a kid, I know you two hung out then. But what about now?"
>N: "He still shows some glimmer, when Ms Toriel was making breakfast and dropped her pancake batter, I heard Kris screaming with excit-"
>TF: "Hold on back up.... what were you doing over at Kris the Sociopath Dreemurr's house, that early in the morning?"
>Noelle blushed.
>She let out too much information.
>N: "I.... I don't have to explain that to you. In fact I don't have to explain anything to you at all."
>The young flustered reindeer then got up from her seat and started leaving the library.
>All while That Fucker just stared at her.
>TF: "Oh I see now......"
>That Fucker said to himself.
>His eyes still twitching a bit from the pain.

>Back in the woods you and Susie were done with your quick session.
>You both just lay there on a pile of leaves completely naked.
>S: "Well..... that was fun..."
>You fucking love Tuesdays.
>Susie then rolled over to her side towards you.
>S: "So what now? We clearly have no information on this at all."
>You suggest taking a break for a while.
>S: "Kris we haven't even written a single word on a piece of paper. We're going to fucking fail... I mean it's normal for me to fail at school but I don't want to drag you into that. You deserve better."
>You kiss Susie on the snout.
>You tell her everything will be OK.
>You also tell her that you brought over something she will like as you both start getting dressed.
>S: "A sandwich?"
>You show her the family album you brought.
>S: "Oh sweet! Are there any embarrassing ones of you in there."
>You sigh.
>Unfortunately yes.
>S: "Oh this is going to be fun."
>You both start looking at the old photographs.
>With Susie pointing at the photo while you explained what was going on during that photo.
>S: "You were really short in these photos. Is it really normal for humans to start off that small?"
>You nod your head yes.
>Susie then looks at you.
>She looks up and down at you.
>S: "You became a really tall mother fucker."
>K: "Not as tall as Asriel but still, pretty tall."
>S: "So what about that one?"
>K: "That was when me and Asriel were testing my new horn headband."
>S: "Horn headband?"
>K: "It's a long story but the short version is, I was wanting horns like dad and Asriel."
>S: "So why are you both lying on the floor knocked out?"
>K: "We were goat fighting."
>S: "So you both rammed into each other?"
>K: "Pretty much. I think we both got a concussion that day."
>S: "Did you get grounded after that?"
>K: "Not sure if I remember..."
>Yes you did.
>You both continue to look at the Photo Album.
>Susie continuing to be interested in these photos.

>Asriel just stared at his friend.
>A: "I-I-I'm going to jail?"
>BP: "Look buddy I know you two might actually have a romantic thing going on... but fuck dude 15. I mean I'm into older women myself but you don't see me going after one just like that."
>Asriel then lifted his knees to his chin, while questioning about what this had to do with pie.
>A: "B-but I don't want to jail."
>BP: "You committed statutory rape Douglas. I think that is not the worst that's going to happen to you."
>When Asriel heard his middle name he knew he was in trouble.
>Which is why he tried his best to stay away from Catty's Father.
>A: "This is awful. Not only am I going to hell but I'm going to jail as well."
>BP: "Hold on. Asriel, I think we can fix this. You said you two are still going on a date together right?"
>A: "Y-yeah....?"
>BP: "Alright. Asriel listen to my advice. It might save you just yet."

>Noelle was heading back home.
>Your home just to clarify but still.
>Along the way she passed through San's shop.
>There she saw Mom come out of.
>Her fur somewhat of a mess and her clothes slightly sliding off shoulder.
>She didn't seem to notice the young reindeer until she looked up.
>T: "O-oh Noelle. It's nice seeing you in such short notice."
>N: "Nice seeing you too Miss Toriel."
>T: "Listen Noelle. I would like to apologize about earlier. I didn't mean for that to happen. I dind't know you th-"
>N: "I-it's fine Miss Toriel. W-we all make mistakes."
>T: "Y-yeah... to err is to be Monster...."
>Noelle watched as Mom nervously laughed.
>She looked like she was in a bit of a tussle.
>Suddenly a tall skeleton wearing a phadora and an orange scarf went from out of his home into the shop.
>Paps: "Sans! I heard screaming coming from the house! Are you O- OH MY GOD SANS! WHY IS THERE MAYONAISE EVERYWHERE!?"
>Mom's look went from nervous to God Please End Me.
>T: "N-Noelle... can you promise me not to tell Kris or Asriel what you saw or heard here?"
>The innocent monster had no idea what happening at all.
>N: "S-sure..."
>T: "Th-thank You... have fun on your date with Asriel tonight."
>Noelle was about to leave until until Toriel turned back to her.
>T: "Not too much fun however!"
>N: "OK...."
>She had no idea what mom meant.

>BP: "So you know what to do right?"
>Burgerpants asked his goatfriend.
>A: "I don't know... you sure this is going to work and not get me trouble?"
>BP: "It's fullproof. Trust me. There is no way you can fuck this up."
>A: "A-alright...."
>Asriel took his friend's advice to heart.
>Though he did wonder what pie baking had to do with all of this.

>Meanwhile you and Susie were busy now packing up after what felt like months of looking at baby photos.
>S: "So where is their date this time?"
>Literally there is only one place to go to have a date.
>You respond at the QC Diner.
>S: "This town really needs more romantic spots."
>K: "Well we could take them into the woods. We have a lot of sex out here, so maybe it's considerably romantic. Then again they wouldn't know how to have sex."
>Stop talking avatar.
>S: "Well yeah... but a nice picnic could work given the circumstances."
>That is correct.
>Alright. So we will have a picnic tomorrow and invite Asriel and Noelle.
>S: "Kris... we're going to the dark world, remember?"
>.....
>Sorry we forgot.
>S: "Well I don't blame you if you forgot. Your bro just came back from college and this crazy scheme of you getting him and Noelle together, must have made you so excited you forgot.
>Yeah....
>Totally the reason.
>Susie then sighed.
>S: "Let's just go to the diner and spy on them to collect your 'scientific data'."
>Hey!
>You explain to her it's just as important as any other science experiment.
>Though you would hate to go in there again.
>Especially if that weird woman is the waiter.