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  1. Well, it’s rather difficult to create an essay with a .15% BAC, but I’ll see what I can do. Also, I have no clue why I have this role. I’m not a beta male.
  2. Anyway, Asian Andy is a streamer who is pretty popular on the Twitch platform. Unfortunately, I don’t use Twitch that much, so my knowledge of Asian Andy is rather limited.
  3. However, as his name implies, he is Asian, which correlates to the fact that he is not a nigger (people whom I happen to hate).
  4. We all should be proud of Fürher Andy’s usual $3 TTS donation minimum (or even just TWO dollars), which is very generous, and shows he is not a Jew as well (like Ice Poseidon). Not to mention the $10 media do donations where we can play Ram Ranch 1-8 in front of 76-year-old grandmas on the streets of L.A.
  5. Of course, sleep streams are by far the best. Waking up Asian Chink via LRAD or TriHard or earrape in gereral is amusing.
  6. Also, I’ve seen his majestic 1.5 incher in the shower when his camera fell out of his slippery hands on that one stream. So long and strong. I wonder if he takes Progentra. (To be honest, his testicles are rather large)
  7. Also, his habit of ripping shirts to the audio from a classic anime has inspired me to become a Saiyan myself, hence the role I have.
  8. I think much of the money he receives from donations ties into the expenses used for the white shirts he rips on the daily. He’s a real alpha (unlike me apparently).
  9. (fucking hell how will i reach 500 words)
  10. It can also be congratulated to him that he, no fucking shit, has the best rating of an Uber driver in history. Honestly, who wouldn’t want to hear “kill nick gers open curly bracket closing curly bracket” while Fürher Andy tries to make up an excuse for what Twitch is?
  11. Nevermind, not being able to siphon the gamma brainwave powers of Mao Andy would render you a fucking peasant. Don’t be that guy.
  12. Asian Andy is single-handedly the personification of the tesseract in the fifth dimension.
  13. Us three-dimensional beings are only able to dissect the cross-section of him in the higher dimensions.
  14. Imagine a TriHard emote phasing into time-space in front of your eyes as the low quality leftover Indian is swept from your RGB keyboard you borrowed from your friend with some weird ear infection and you are brainwashed to believe that putting a penis on an anime girl makes it gay and you forget when mom found the cum sock last February. Those are the healing powers of our Allah Andy who has been gathering the powers of higher space into his semen which is the most powerful substance known to man in all aspects.
  15. That’s what happens when he blows his hot sticky load right into your pleased THOT face.
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  17. And last but not least, I have a haiku.
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  19. Asian Andy’s great
  20. Ice can go suck massive dicks
  21. Please remove my role
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