01-07-2012 23:40:27 Tzuba: Care for a slave Miss?
01-08-2012 00:17:00 Tzuba: May I be your slave?
01-08-2012 00:17:53 -->Tzuba: MAYBE. Submit all the proper paper work. Your application will be processed in 4 to 6 weeks, depending on congestion.



01-08-2012 09:12:44 Tzuba: Need a slave miss?
01-08-2012 09:15:35 -->Tzuba: Did you fill out the M-2 packet- sign and date every page, make a photo copy of your birth certificate, social security card, and driver's license, fill out the Foot Slave II application in triplicate, and complete the non-disclosure agreement?
01-08-2012 09:16:37 Tzuba: Y- yes... I have..
01-08-2012 09:17:56 -->Tzuba: Well, like I told you, it takes 6 to 8 weeks for all new applicants to be processed. Our offices are closed on the weekends, so you aren't even in our system yet as having applied. Be patient.
01-08-2012 09:18:34 Tzuba: While it is being processed may I rub your feet or something?
01-08-2012 09:19:14 -->Tzuba: Sorry sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step behind the line and not touch anything.
01-08-2012 09:19:37 Tzuba: Of course, please forgive me if I did anything wrong madam
01-08-2012 09:23:07 Tzuba: It won't take 6-8 weeks will iT? You don't want me as a slave..
01-08-2012 09:23:51 -->Tzuba: Sorry sir, there isn't a choice. You'll need to be patient.



01-08-2012 13:18:00 Tzuba: May I be your servant?
01-08-2012 13:20:20 -->Tzuba: Sir, I thought I told you that you would be contacted in six to eight weeks from the date of submission of paperwork. Please be patient as our clerical team is working very hard to process requests that have been submitted before yours.