You don't know how much I like to drink
You don't know how much I like to drink
The whiskey keeps me warm
Stock up on beer before a storm
No you don't know how much I like to drink

The beer in the fridge is always mine
If I like you I will share it time to time
Open a can before noon
It can never be too soon
No you don't know how much I like to drink

Empty cans all through my trailer
And my breath it probably stinks
I drink 'till I get tired
Sometimes puke into the sink
No you don't know how much I like to drink

I wake up with a beer inside my hand
I'll drink about as much as I can stand
The journey to the bathroom
It always is a chore
I'll trip over a dog
Then go back and drink some more
No you don't know how much I like to drink

I woke up late one evening on the floor
And told myself I won't do this anymore
But the beer and wine just call
Gotta watch out for the falls
No you don't know how much I like to drink

Ex girlfriend called me up the other day
And I had no idea what to say
Asked me to take her back
I said "You must be smoking crack!"
Asked me if I was sober
I said no, so don't come over
Now you know just why I like to drink