raided, my methlab has-been, escape 15 counts of drug possession with intent-to sell, I must, on-the run from-the police, I am, angry at me, ah lah-is,

my aunt-is ranked for-top 10 on pokey mon go, my uncle-is-top 8 in candy crush, my uncle’s-top 5 on FBI’s most wanted list,

kids born in 1998 will-be 32 next year, let-that sink in, dude using-that r kelly calculator,

making a list of all-the good-and bad things-about switzerland at work, the flag-is a big plus,

when you dominate-the easter egg hunt-but mom says you-have-to share-them with your siblings, sounds-like communist propaganda-but ok,

when I’m trying-to find-where I died in cave-before my-items dee spawn,

if you stick your feet into sand, the entire earth-becomes your shoes,

the communist manifesto, why-the fuck everything cost money,

420p, 4k,

getting a win in fortnite, getting a win in kahoot,

no one, german nintendo, ass,

remember back in 2004-when dora had 5 of-the 6 infinity stones, she was almost dora-the world destroyer,

five year old me changing my dad’s me name-to poop, laughs in sith lord,

when you wake up-to 0 missed calls, 0 good morning texts, and 0 DMs-but-that meeme you posted-is getting-some laughs,

-when you realize-that-since sperm are alive you’re basically committing genocide every time you nut-but you do-it anyway, you were right, I’ll always-be a villan,

when your crush blinks at you with two eyes, the-best thing-that can happen-to a potato,

kids eat free on tuesdays, me,

canon, exists, mozart, cool, bawk, cool, bay toe vehn, cool, cheh kov skee,

when you see your teacher at-the grocery store, this realm-is-beyond you, you-have no power here,

top 10 war crimes committed-by yoda,

me, my we remote-after-being thrown against-the wall-because I didn’t wear-the wrist strap, you good, no,

teacher, swears under her breath, ninth grade,

I hate-when-someone in my class-is-like omg I need a 79 on-the final-to get an A in-the class-like shut-the fuck up allison I need a 157-to get a C,

anti-LGBT politician resigns-after he’s caught-having sex with a man in his office, you-have-become-the very thing you swore-to destroy,

her, says-that I need-to go deeper, me, nine nanometers-is my current limit,

if you remember-this disappointment you deserve a senior discount,

me, we should-have a housewarming party, dad, moving-to block-the-thermostat, a-what now,

old people trying-to describe-the problem on-their PC, it seems-to run on-some form of electricity,

me, I just want-to make 1 door, crafting table, three, take-it-or leave-it,

dude, she doesn’t-like you, yeah, I know, but-what-if she does though,

14 year old girl, listens-to billie eilish, 14 year old girl 2 minutes later, I-have decided-that I-have depression,

how do people not know-it-when-their-butt crack-is showing, do you not feel-the cold breeze on your arse,

nobody, 1 year olds in public,

when-the teacher catches you using-the phone during class,

my childhood, my adulthood,

no one, nibbas on e bay, why-it earp pistol shaped hot cheet oh, 900 dollars plus 14 dollars-and 20 cents shipping,

in hospital, dude-what happened, I got hit-by a buh- a bus taps on-the window, does neck slice motion, I mean I fell down-the stairs,

fortnite x avengers end game, this will-be-the end of wakanda,

I-have now-been alive for more than 1 billion seconds, which one was-the-best, the five-it-took-to write-this response-to you,

james madison explaining-why he wrote-the second amendment, I need a weapon,

what’s your major, how bout a more unique question, which vegetable gives you-the most anxiety, kiwis, bad experience with one as a kid, that’s a fucking fruit,

hitler, killed six million jews, stalin, killed-about 7 million you krainians, mao, gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers,

acquiring diamonds in 4 minutes-and 5 seconds, lillie, my skirt got a bit wet,

how are-there people starving, bruh just go eat-something, shit bruh you right, breaking news, starvation rate drops-to 0 percent,

you’re heard of elf on-the shelf, now get ready for, french in-the trench,

youTube video, 22 genius tech hacks-to make you say wow, DIY kid nibbas, hum head phones,

my headphones-after-being in my pocket for 5 seconds, the pillow knot,

when you’re an egyptian just hanging out one day-and-some weird hebrews suddenly start smearing lambs’ blood on-their doors,

why you taking-so long in-the bathroom are you-touching yourself, me, um yeah,

mom, blink-to make sure-the allergy eye drops go in, me,

greatest military leaders,

hitler, what you gonna do, kill me, hitler, perhaps,

having a male heir,

when you turn-the computer off-and on again-and-it actually fixes-the problem,

nibbas really out here blinking lmao, nibbas really out here closing-they eyes for a split second allowing-the opps-to get a chance-to attack, smh lacking,

me twerking in minecraft, sticky keys,

me deciding-when-to start working on my assignment, tomorrow, tomorrow for sure, eventually, uh,

kindergarten me walking into-the gym-and seeing-the parachute,

me, steps on my dog’s paw, my brain, that sin cannot-be forgiven,

l m f ay o bruh-why-is my professor a cat, I went-to school for 7 years-to get-this job, maybe-if you didn’t come-to class late with a starbucks cup every day you’d know vah len tee nah,

me, accidentally makes fart noise with my chair, no one, literally no one, not-even my mean coh worker, me, desperately tries-to recreate noise-so no one thinks I actually farted,

his health bar-is enormous, bounce, dog,

second grade me helping my homie find his missing hot wheel-even though I was-the one who stole-it,

when-someone asks me-if I spent 4 hours restoring a shitty, long forgotten meeme, perhaps,

when-the wigh-figh goes out for 30 seconds, been spending most our lives living in an amish paradise,

conservative parents, modern-society makes our children engage in ungodly sexual acts, the japanese in 1814,

some people-have a girlfriend, some people-have a boyfriend, I-have a rock in my shoe, guys stop walking-so I can get-this rock out of my shoe,

romans, why-is jesuses-tomb open-and his body missing, roman guards, good question,

she left me for a hybrid, I didn’t-even hear him coming,

hi, are you a girl, what you doing, I know you are,

call me,

me, mom, look at-this meeme, mom, do you know-this person, who’s-this, did you make-this, what does-this mean,

uncle-ben everytime spider-man gets a re-boot, ah shit, here we go again,

disney-after acquiring everything in-the known world, now-what,

it’s terrifying-that both of-these things are true at-the same time in-this world, computers drive cars around,

the state of-the art test-to check-that you're not a computer-is-whether you can successfully identify stop signs in pictures,

when you’re in-bed-and-someone forgot-to close-the door, ah shit, here we go again,

when you high as fuck at McDonald’s drive-thru, leh me get uh bor gher,

me, brings up friend of opposite gender, my family, family, is she pretty, me, she's just a friend, do you-like her, I don't like her, how tall-is she, Please stop asking,

Does she-like you, no, Is she ah rope,

nobody, my ex, I should-be popping up in those memories-soon l o l,

kid-that’s genuinely depressed, 13 year old white girl-that was sad once, listen here, noob,

anti vax mom, flat earther, ignoring science,

when skyrim 100 templates-have lasted longer than anything else-and nobody says anything, sneak 100,

a man tried-to rob a bank-after paying 500 dollars-to a wizard-to make him invisible, you aren’t a wizard, harry,

me trying-to avoid eye contact with-the crack head at-the gas station,

E lawn should release a cologne called E lawn’s musk,

physics, if you fold a material enough times, it will weaken-the structural integrity of-the object, samsung, we-have an idea,

beating minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel, I’ve seen-this raw strength only once-before,

admitting you cheated on your husband, creating an entire religion-to explain-why you’re pregnant with another man’s kid,

you know I keep-that thang on me,

crush, does-something close-to me, me, I dead ass don’t know how-to respond,

USA, has pepsi, soviet union, this-is-some serious gourmet shit,

when episode 69 of game of thrones air on four twenty one, we were on-the verge of greatness, we were-this close,

did a photo shoot in-the backyard-today,

my dad bought his laptop from a teen-and refuses-to remove-the stickers,

me, trying-to find a girlfriend, my political views, humor, face, the fact I look at meemes twenty four seven, talking-about useless history facts no one cares-about,

how I see-the moon, how my phone sees-it,

 call me gonorrhea, cause I  got-that drip,

what-is thirty in french, 30, congratulations,

girl, brushes my hand in-the hallway, my dick, very hard,

the truth-is under-this paper, we only-like minecraft-because of all-the nostalgia-it gives us, and-because-it’s-better than fortnite,

having a professional looking twitter account, appropriate for an entrepreneur, new uwu, I’m an absolute unit-too, for-the win,