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Dickass Ninja x Bitchass Noble C

Bigwood May 8th, 2016 97 Never
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  1. [23:17:27] <Sylvera> It's a cold and snowy day.
  2. [23:17:29] <Sylvera> wait that's shit
  3. [23:17:32] <Sylvera> all days are cold and snowy
  4. [23:17:32] <Sylvera> fuck
  5. [23:17:34] <Sylvera> lemme try again
  6. [23:17:42] <Nagare_Shinobu> It's always fucking snowy in this shithole country.
  7. [23:17:50] <Nagare_Shinobu> Who even likes this place, losers?
  8. [23:18:03] <Sylvera> Probably all the people who live there.  And jews.
  9. [23:18:17] <Nagare_Shinobu> Fuck them,
  10. [23:18:24] <Nagare_Shinobu> ... literally.
  11. [23:18:30] <Nagare_Shinobu> Except the guys.
  12. [23:19:30] <Sylvera> Well, nobody's stopping you from trying.
  13. [23:20:42] <Nagare_Shinobu> Except that would require every Acaian that has a chick for a wife to be in Acaiah, so I can casually walk up, stab them in their sleep, and steal their girls. While I'm at it, I might as well take some thief scrub's cloak.
  14. [23:21:03] <Nagare_Shinobu> And the bookworm's cloak.
  15. [23:21:05] <Nagare_Shinobu> And his girl.
  16. [23:21:10] <Sylvera> Anyway, it's not long after you met up with the group of weirdoes and threatened to kill a noble while she called you a coward.  But since people can't walk forever, you more than likely end up stopping to set up camp somewhere, or find an abandoned fortress to rest in, or something that seems like it's going to turn into a gaiden chapter but it actually doesn't and you reset the entire game going 'what the fuck what did i do wrong' and when it doesn't work the second time you go to gamefaqs out of frustration and it turns out there's not actually a gaiden chapter at all, it's just the writing tricking you.
  17. [23:23:23] * Ramiel (~chatzilla@1E89C0CD:F38D13B7:E4031A56:IP) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  18. [23:24:26] <Sylvera> ... But more importantly, the ninja becomes the ninja'd as sometime at night when nobody else is around, the weird noble with the low-cut dress sneaks up behind you.
  19. [23:26:34] <Nagare_Shinobu> Right, to get the true ending, you cannot enter any gaiden chapters in Battle of Acaiah. Eckhart... keeps on walking, waiting for the best possible opportunity to go shut her up if she was after the stuff he hid in the bush. Spoilers, there was nothing there, he had the stuff on him at all times. He wasn't going to keep it hidden anywhere but on him.
  20. [23:26:56] <Sylvera> SERIOUSLY?  WHO THE FUCK WOULD WRITE SHIT LIKE THAT, THAT'S HORRIBLE
  21. [23:27:04] <Sylvera> FOR THE TRUE ENDING YOU HAVE TO GO TO EVERY GAIDEN CHAPTER
  22. [23:27:05] <Sylvera> SHIT NIGGA
  23. [23:27:36] <Raitaki> it's a vn where the true ending is the shittiest one obv
  24. [23:27:44] <Sylvera> fuck those
  25. [23:27:51] <Nagare_Shinobu> but then why would you be confused about being auto-shunted into a gaiden
  26. [23:28:01] <Nagare_Shinobu> wouldn't you be glad
  27. [23:28:17] <Sylvera> no no, i mean it seems like there's going to be one but then the plot keeps moving and you don't gaiden and you're like 'wtf'
  28. [23:28:26] <Nagare_Shinobu> heh
  29. [23:28:28] <Nagare_Shinobu> heheh
  30. [23:28:30] <Sylvera> fuck i forgot where i even was
  31. [23:28:33] <Nagare_Shinobu> heheheh
  32. [23:28:48] <Vena> ask the neenja
  33. [23:28:55] <Sylvera> Right, anyway, the rich Acaian lady just keeps following wordlessly.  For a while.
  34. [23:29:09] <Sylvera> Until suddenly, "So what are you doing here?"
  35. [23:30:08] * Ramiel (~chatzilla@1E89C0CD:F38D13B7:E4031A56:IP) has joined #WhenYouNeedYourEmblemsToFire
  36. [23:32:23] <Nagare_Shinobu> Eckhart stops, then makes a slight "tch" sound. "Didn't I say earlier? I'm looking for a friend here. That, with the fact that I'm the best around, oughta be all you need to know in order to get a good night's rest. Quit following me around."
  37. [23:36:08] <Sylvera> "You play the fool," the woman puts a hand at her hip and glares in your direction like she's your girlfriend and she just caught you sleeping with another woman or something, "But you can't deceive me so easily.  Why don't you go into more detail about who your 'friend' is, hmm?"
  38. [23:38:45] <Nagare_Shinobu> "... that's confidental. I can't let anyone know about her," The ninja does not turn to face the noble just yet. "Don't you have some secrets yourself? 'Where are you going?', for one. And why?"
  39. [23:39:26] <Sylvera> "I'm going north, to meet with a friend."  Sylvie wears a smirk so smug it could be posted on /a/ as a reaction image.
  40. [23:39:58] <Sylvera> "And it's confidential!"  She makes overdramatic movements, and tries to mimic your voice just a bit.  "I can't let anyone know about him!"
  41. [23:40:41] <Nagare_Shinobu> "... fair enough. How about an exchange, then? You tell me about your friend, and I'll tell you about mine... hell, I'll even apologize for the threat. That sound good to you?"
  42. [23:41:13] <Sylvera> "Sure.  But only if you go first."
  43. [23:42:23] <Nagare_Shinobu> Eckhart rolls his eyes, even if Sylvera wouldn't see with his back turned to her. "Do you really think that trick'll work on me? They don't call me the best for nothing."
  44. [23:43:12] <Sylvera> "Oh?  And why should I trust someone as cocky as you to keep their word?"  Still smugging.  In fact, she's trying to slip in front of you just to smug right in your face.
  45. [23:45:08] <Nagare_Shinobu> Shino- Eckhart keeps walking to keep this smug-ass noble face out of his face. "Because I'm the best." What kind of logic even is that?! Does he say this as the reason for everything he does? "... besides, why should I trust someone as smug as you are to keep their word?"
  46. [23:46:58] <Sylvera> "Ooh, we've got a fighter."  There's more than just a hint of satisfaction in Sylvera's voice, like it was her goal more to rile you up than to get answers.  "Well, for one, nobles only lie to other nobles.  I don't think there's anything I'd have to hide from somebody of low birth, now, is there?"
  47. [23:53:45] <Nagare_Shinobu> A fight? Count me in! "I may be of low birth, but I'm still the best, aren't I? Anyway... this friend of mine... let's call her Aileen for now. She's a uh... really good friend of mine, and an even better partner. A few... months ago, she went off on a mission. Never came back. Decided to go off and find out if she's alive or not. If she is, I'll drag her ass out. If not..." He pauses both in his walk and speech
  48. [23:53:58] <Nagare_Shinobu>  for a moment longer than usual. "I'm going to kill every last one of the bastards who killed her."
  49. [23:57:27] <Sylvera> Damn, he's good at this.  "... I see."  The weirdo noble sounds more surprised than intrigued.  "Well then, that means nothing to me.  Except that you'll kill enemies along the way, which is within my interests.  As per the exchange, then: I'm heading north to meet with not a single friend of mine, but a group of children I helped foster many years ago.  I suppose it's inevitable that those I'm traveling with will meet them eventually, so I might as well go on to mention that the spot I'm heading to isn't marked on any map."
  50. [23:57:45] <Sylvera> "Now, you see," you hear the smugness in her voice again.  "That wasn't so hard, was it?"
  51. [00:01:46] <Nagare_Shinobu> Damn, she's really good at this... for a normal noble. Therefore, she isn't a normal noble. "Tch, guess not. If you've got anything else to ask, say it now, or shut it and leave me alone." His hand strays to one of his shurikens... "Actually, I want to ask you something before that. Who exactly are you? Or is that gonna be a question for some other time?"
  52. [00:04:06] <Sylvera> Her hand instantaneously reaches for a staff too.  You can hear the shuffling, but not see which one it is.  "Took you long enough; now you're catching on.  I followed you to ask the same thing, so how about another exchange?  Of course, you can walk away from this one if you'd like.  I'll leave you be."
  53. [00:07:42] <Nagare_Shinobu> "... I'm not only the best, but I'm also a man," The smug isn't as strong in his voice, but... it's there? "And this... this'll be a lot better. My name, if you haven't already realized, isn't Eckhart. I'm Nagare. Nagare Shinobu. The firstborn son of the 13th generation of the Nagare clan. The best." He turns to face Sylvera. "What about you?"
  54. [00:12:32] <Sylvera> "The best clan, or the best individual?"  The smirk's still going strong.  "Actually, don't answer that.  I already knew who you were- or, the vague details of it, anyway, since the Sirrolantean Shinobi haven't seemed to change much.  If you're the best at anything, 'secrecy and hiding in the shadows' aren't among them."  As you face each other, Sylvera's gaze is cold and piercing.  "As for me, I'm Sylvera.  That's the truth.  It may not have been my name in the past, but it is now.  And I am, as a matter of fact, a noble of Acaiah- only, not born to one of the ruling or influential houses.  My domain is much grander than the country itself, lying in the great Falchea Peak.  If you look at it that way, really, you might be able to say I'm technically the ruler of the whole land.  But I don't care about governing or politics, I'll leave that to the people who are concerned with it."
  55. [00:17:55] <Nagare_Shinobu> "A noble who doesn't care about noble things, huh?" Shinobu lets out a small chuckle. "And who said I had to hide all the time? Maybe it was my plan for you to find me, and then me getting out with net information. Still, if you're a noble without notable origins... well, good thing you're not interested in noble things, right? Besides, you don't act very...
  56. [00:17:55] <Nagare_Shinobu> noble."
  57. [00:18:34] <Sylvera> "Why, thank you," she curtsies.  "I do try my very best."
  58. [00:19:02] <Sylvera> The smirk on her face is reaching such dangerous levels of smugness and sarcasm that you swear a planet somewhere is blowing up right now.
  59. [00:19:35] <Raitaki> statistically there is always a planet blowing up somewhere
  60. [00:19:41] <Sylvera> shut up
  61. [00:20:29] <Sylvera> "Well, then.  You've entertained me enough and I've gotten the answer I wanted, so you're free to go about your business now, Sir Nagare.  Goodbye."
  62. [00:22:25] <Nagare_Shinobu> Shinobu can't help but crack a smirk himself... not like Sylvera can see, underneath that facemask. Anna dammit, does he always keep that on? How the hell does he eat? "I'm pretty satisfied with the answers I got, too. I'll catch you later, Lady Sylpi." He turns his back to the noble, and runs off on his own way.
  63. [00:23:13] <Sylvera> With a distant 'meh,' Sylvie turns around and, just as satisfied, walks off to bully somebody else.
  64. [00:24:01] <Nagare_Shinobu>  /C?
  65. [00:24:20] <Sylvera> Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyep seems so, because I can't have the scuttlebug barge in on this group
  66. [00:24:21] <Sylvera> rip
  67. [00:24:22] <Nagare_Shinobu> > Sylvera and Shinobu have attained a Support Rank of C!
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