▲Sheogorath: Pst, hey, Azura, pst hey Azura.
▲: I know you're there Azura.
▼Sober Gamzee: really?
▼: I DON'T SEE HIM ANYWHERE?
▲: Azura isn't a man, and you are!
▲: Who are you mortal!?
▲: I am Sheogorath, nice to meet you!
▲: The Daedric Prince of makeup!
▼: no shit i'm a dude.
▼: NAME'S GAMZEE, BARD OF RAGE.
▲: Bard eh?
▲: Well bard, play me a song! How about the one with the Argonian maid and the Lusty Baron, eh?
▼: i'm here to put motherfuckers in their place.
▼: AND I DON'T SING.
▲: Oh well that's no fun!
▲: You sound more like that Mehrunes Dagon!
▲: Oh you mortals are always sooooo mundane these days.
▲: I didn't tear a women to shreds just to give you the gift of music to not play me some sometimes!
▼: shut the fuck up.
▼: I'M WELL BEYOND MORTAL NOW.
▲: Do you know how offensive it is? To be the creator of music itself and. I beg your pardon?
▲: You told me, to shut up.
▲: A daedric prince.
▲: Do you know who I am!?
▼: i'm a motherfucking messiah.
▼: YOUR CALL, BRO.
▲: Do you know what I am capable of?!
▼: i bet i don't know what i'm capable of.
▼: WANT TO HELP ME FIND OUT? OR WE COULD JUST SLAM A LITTLE IF YOU PREFER.
▲: I WILL RAIN BLEEDING AND FLAMING GOATS UPON YOUR HOUSE, MESS UP YOUR PIES WITH FINGERS JAMMED IN THEM, YOUR TOILET WILL CLOG UP AND I WILL SEE YOU BEHEADED BY A EXECUTIONER WITH SILLY STRING FOR A MASK.
▲: A messiah is what you make of it. They are only powered by those they follow, and they are just mere mortals!
▼: nah, bro. i got the spirit.
▲: And to call upon me, on this day, with no rain, is an insult!
▼: YOU WANT RAIN? I'LL DRY OUT A MOTHERFUCKER OVER YOUR HEAD.
▲: But it's not natural!
▲: It has to rain normally!
▲: I like it when there's real water when it rains!
▲: Sometimes with acid.
▲: Or wine!
▲: Or cheese!
▼: you're a whiny motherfucker aren't you?
▲: Oh you're crusin' for a brusin' mister messiah!
▲: So, which daedric prince do you follow, hm?
▲: Namira? Hircine?
▲: Dagon?
▲: Probably Dagon.
▲: Mehrunes is SUCH a hassle these days, you know?
▲: Oblivion gates here, Mythic Dawn there, lame Razor over there with the Mythic Dawn and their owls!
▲: Always with the owls!
▲: They keep me up at night you know.....
▼: the only price i know of is on my list.
▼: I DO TWO THINGS. KILL PEASANTS AND MAKE POETRY.
▼: AND NOT FOR FOLLOWING HIS ASS AROUND.
▼: you need
▼: TO PAY
▼: more motherfucking
▲: Pay?
▼: ATTENTION TO ME.
▲: I didn't order any pizza!
▲: Are you trying to swindle ME?!
▲: Daedric Prince of Swindling?!
▼: you sound like me back when i was some sad motherfucker lost in his pies.
▼: JUST GOING ON AND ON ABOUT THE STUPIDEST SHIT.
▼: just shut the fuck up.
▲: Ha! I know you are but what am I?
▲: I am a daedric prince!
▲: Neener neener neeeener!
▲: Hahahahhaha!
▼: THAT IS MOTHERFUCKING ENOUGH.
▲: Enough?
▲: Where was the beginning?
▲: Or was the beginning the end?
▲: Or was the end a beginning?
▼: the beginning,
▲: A beginning of a new age!
▼: IS WHEN I RIP THAT HEAD OFF OF YOUR SORRY NECK.
▲: The new Era!
▼: get a new trophy.
▲: I saw the new era, when Martin Septim became that dragon and fought of Mehrunes.
▲: It was a beaut. Really it was.
▲: But he's no Pelagius the Mad!
▼: FUCK THIS