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Shitposting of the Mamanos (8chan’s Lost Remnants)

Apr 22nd, 2019
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  2. Shitposting of the Mamanos Violated Hero 03/06/16 (Sun) 09:50:56 01708c No.154102
  3. Through a series of events I can't fathom to recollect, I ended up writing a bunch of greentext stories in the style of an IM room between a human boy and a bunch of monstergirls camped outside his house trying to get inside. They can't so they're just spending all of their time shitposting on the guy's forum in a bad attempt to convince him to get outside where they can husbando him.
  4. > HELP, CRAZY MAMANOS AT MY DOOR. WAT DO?
  5. > lol u gay or somthin?
  6. > just go out and grab a wife
  7. > dumfuq hooman.
  8. > just alp already
  9. > Guys, this isn't helping. Are you sure these aren't just mamanos typing?
  10. > phsaww, no. ur just lame. go get monsterized already
  11. That kind of style. Hope you enjoy.
  12.  
  13. Violated Hero 03/06/16 (Sun) 09:52:01 01708c No.154103
  14. > I need to buy stuff from the store, but the mamanos are right outside. Finally managed to get that frilly crap off. How should I do it, guys?
  15. > lol jus jump out
  16. > run 4 it
  17. > leave ur door open, dood
  18. > ill let you eat muh tits
  19. > Guys, I'm starving. This is serious.
  20. > lol, u run outta dix?
  21. > lol
  22. > XD
  23. > lol, dix
  24. > GUYS, COME ON.
  25. ___________
  26. > i found a hol in hoomans house. les pile in dere and fuq him
  27. > lol, gloryhole
  28. > fuck off, mimicfag
  29. > AH SHIT SUM KINDA TRAP YO
  30. > an not da good kind
  31. > That's called a net you dumbass.
  32. > aw shit son
  33. > doods im super stuck. plz halp. Pull m tail
  34. > lol, lets put stuff inner but
  35. > WOT NO FUCK OFF
  36. > lol
  37. > XD
  38. > Ugh, for gods sake. AFK.
  39. Five minutes later
  40. > HOOMAN FREED ME. TOOK STUFF OUTTA M'BUTT. HE MIEN.
  41. > I'm not yours, I just took pity on you. Now get out.
  42. > PITYWIFE
  43. > PITYWIFU
  44. > FUCK OFF, U JELLYS
  45. > Ugh…
  46.  
  47. (Eventually, names were given to help better understand the chat... The monster girls however were rejected from creating accounts.)
  48.  
  49. > SpecialKNight: Greetings brothers. Doth thine eyes witness the plague most feminine?
  50. > Alppenheimer: Larper's online.
  51. > SpecialKNight: 'Tis not all I am.
  52. > Youkoban: I think he has some automated thing that converts certain words and he just ran with it.
  53. > il tayk u nite
  54. > sfun wen they rsist
  55. > badmin stil best hsband
  56. > il slip m tentcls in ur armr, boi
  57. > im in hs car
  58. > smels lik man~
  59. > Admin: Yo Special, you better barricade your home quick. These girls will even go for your virgin ass.
  60. > Alppenheimer: Literally…
  61. > Youkoban: Ooh. Tell me more, tell more more; did you put up a fight~?
  62. > Alppenheimer: Fuck off, greased lightning.
  63. > Youkoban: I'll take $200 for 'The two words most accurate to describe a dick going inside Alppenheimer'
  64. > yo thers an ideya
  65. > go lube the skank up wit greese n' send hr in agan
  66. > u men snek?
  67. > thas wt I sed
  68. > kek
  69. > SpecialKNight: Regardless, you shan't fear, mine compatriots, for mine fortress is impregnable.
  70. > shit teer fort bro
  71. > preggers fort
  72. > dus that meen he cums in th wals?
  73. > how els he no dat?
  74. > cum on me 2,nite
  75. > SpecialKNight: They are even more horrifying than I could have imagined.
  76. > Admin: I dunno, they're growing on me in a stupid kind of way.
  77.  
  78. (And that’s all that this one has been able to recover.)
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