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- Shitposting of the Mamanos Violated Hero 03/06/16 (Sun) 09:50:56 01708c No.154102
- Through a series of events I can't fathom to recollect, I ended up writing a bunch of greentext stories in the style of an IM room between a human boy and a bunch of monstergirls camped outside his house trying to get inside. They can't so they're just spending all of their time shitposting on the guy's forum in a bad attempt to convince him to get outside where they can husbando him.
- > HELP, CRAZY MAMANOS AT MY DOOR. WAT DO?
- > lol u gay or somthin?
- > just go out and grab a wife
- > dumfuq hooman.
- > just alp already
- > Guys, this isn't helping. Are you sure these aren't just mamanos typing?
- > phsaww, no. ur just lame. go get monsterized already
- That kind of style. Hope you enjoy.
- Violated Hero 03/06/16 (Sun) 09:52:01 01708c No.154103
- > I need to buy stuff from the store, but the mamanos are right outside. Finally managed to get that frilly crap off. How should I do it, guys?
- > lol jus jump out
- > run 4 it
- > leave ur door open, dood
- > ill let you eat muh tits
- > Guys, I'm starving. This is serious.
- > lol, u run outta dix?
- > lol
- > XD
- > lol, dix
- > GUYS, COME ON.
- ___________
- > i found a hol in hoomans house. les pile in dere and fuq him
- > lol, gloryhole
- > fuck off, mimicfag
- > AH SHIT SUM KINDA TRAP YO
- > an not da good kind
- > That's called a net you dumbass.
- > aw shit son
- > doods im super stuck. plz halp. Pull m tail
- > lol, lets put stuff inner but
- > WOT NO FUCK OFF
- > lol
- > XD
- > Ugh, for gods sake. AFK.
- Five minutes later
- > HOOMAN FREED ME. TOOK STUFF OUTTA M'BUTT. HE MIEN.
- > I'm not yours, I just took pity on you. Now get out.
- > PITYWIFE
- > PITYWIFU
- > FUCK OFF, U JELLYS
- > Ugh…
- (Eventually, names were given to help better understand the chat... The monster girls however were rejected from creating accounts.)
- > SpecialKNight: Greetings brothers. Doth thine eyes witness the plague most feminine?
- > Alppenheimer: Larper's online.
- > SpecialKNight: 'Tis not all I am.
- > Youkoban: I think he has some automated thing that converts certain words and he just ran with it.
- > il tayk u nite
- > sfun wen they rsist
- > badmin stil best hsband
- > il slip m tentcls in ur armr, boi
- > im in hs car
- > smels lik man~
- > Admin: Yo Special, you better barricade your home quick. These girls will even go for your virgin ass.
- > Alppenheimer: Literally…
- > Youkoban: Ooh. Tell me more, tell more more; did you put up a fight~?
- > Alppenheimer: Fuck off, greased lightning.
- > Youkoban: I'll take $200 for 'The two words most accurate to describe a dick going inside Alppenheimer'
- > yo thers an ideya
- > go lube the skank up wit greese n' send hr in agan
- > u men snek?
- > thas wt I sed
- > kek
- > SpecialKNight: Regardless, you shan't fear, mine compatriots, for mine fortress is impregnable.
- > shit teer fort bro
- > preggers fort
- > dus that meen he cums in th wals?
- > how els he no dat?
- > cum on me 2,nite
- > SpecialKNight: They are even more horrifying than I could have imagined.
- > Admin: I dunno, they're growing on me in a stupid kind of way.
- (And that’s all that this one has been able to recover.)
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