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- ACT I:
- darrel went for the phone
- he was too late
- sed already picked up the phone and answnenerwed
- hello - said sed
- hey - said flanktank
- darrel shot sed
- bang bang
- twice
- he was dead on floor
- darrel hung up phone
- pet dog ethan said to beacon
- oh no
- beacon said to pet dog ethan
- help
- suddenly flanktank approached darrel
- darrel looked at flanktank
- flanktank looked at darrel
- bang bang
- oh dear
- darrel lie dead
- what do we do said sed
- i thought you died sed said pet dog ethan
- oh
- sed fell over and died again
- what do we does beacon said pet dog ethan
- i dunno beacon say
- bang bang
- beacon shot gun in head of flanktank
- twice in gun head
- boom blop
- his brain splatter on ground
- oh no said pet dog ethan
- i dont like him said beacon to pet dog ethan
- me neither wuffed pet dog ethan
- ACT II3:
- ethan threw darrel dead body into well water
- the well water got poison and villagers died
- among villager was pixel
- but he was dead
- phoe came out of sky with gun in hand
- bang bang
- shot himself in gut
- where other bullet go
- it was sed
- phoe died from sed bullet wound
- and sed was alived again
- hello ladies
- said sed with a grin
- bang bang
- pet dog ethan shot down sed
- he smelled funny said pet dog ethan
- i know said beacon
- they drank out of wells water to celebrate
- GAAAAAAAAH darrel poisoning
- ACT IOI:
- when pet dog ethan wake up
- bang bang
- beacon shots zambo in brains
- what is zambo
- pet dog ethan black out
- what happen beacon said pet dog ethan
- zambo try eat you said beacon
- oh said pet dog ethan
- they both blacked out
- dear god
- ACT: I567
- when do sed get back said pet dog ethan
- i donut know said beacon
- he was dead
- good thing rebel show up and save us from nazi jews said pet dog ethan
- the story progresses further
- oh deary me said sed
- it appears you are lost
- he wasnt dead
- bang bang
- sed felled over
- bledding
- what do do with dead guy said pet dog ethan
- oh no that not dead guy that sed said beacon
- they kicked dead body
- sedlaugh.mp3
- where to next chief said pet dog ethan
- i dont know said beacon
- bang bang
- qwud shot gun in aire
- he say
- welcome to metro man sandy ravage
- wow this is a cool foreetress said pet dog ethan
- i know said qwud with a chuckle
- it wasnt a chuckle
- he walk away from them and close doors
- beacon and pet dog ethan never got to famed metro man randy savage vault
- blorp
- space aliens attack fortress
- it impenetrable
- beacon leave with pet dog ethan
- they find stalker camp
- such is life in the zone
- it turns out they were bandits
- lost to the zone
- ACT 2033:
- wake up in metro man sandy ravage
- sed come out of shadows
- hello said sed
- bang bang
- sed fall over dead
- qwud smoking gun go back in holster
- damn elves said qwud
- he was my friend said pet dog ethan
- bang bang
- qwud shoot more bullet into sed
- he turn into bats and fly away
- he will be back say qwud
- oh said beacon and pet dog ethan collectively
- when do i get my bastard gun said pet dog ethan
- this not metro man sandy ravage said qwud
- it was just the zone
- why are we still in zone said beacon
- such is life in the zone said qwud
- before beacon can tell qwud he a dummy bang bang gunshot from house
- beavis macon was shot
- i grew up in macon said lee
- he got bit
- ACT IIVVIVI:
- why it smell like potato say pet dog ethan
- because it really a potato farm say qwud
- and it was potato farm
- beacon run over to potato and eat it
- woah it taste like fruit
- no said pet dog ethan
- it taste like ass
- qwud say it actually an ass farm
- oh said collective pet dog ethan and beacon
- you so smell said beacon
- bang bang
- metro not so quiet
- sed come out of shadow
- i do not laugh says sed
- bang bang
- sed crotch explode
- oh dear
- he fall over into spiders
- he explode into spiders
- why sed so weird ask beacon
- qwud explode into spiders too
- i guess he dont know says beacon
- ACT IYYYU:
- quality material
- ACT GGGGG:
- gg beacon yelled at lungs
- this not video game
- bang bang
- pet dog ethan and beacon are lone wanderer
- fallout 3 ending
- EPILOGUE:
- sed come out of bathroom talking about his new idea
- bang bang
- not today sed
- sed fall over
- he not move
- they finally win
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