Tewwy–this one's fow you.
 i want to be the best (best best best be the best best best)
uh.
 buwbasauw chawmandew squiwtwe
catewpie buttewfwee wuwmpwe
scowbunny sobbwe and gwookey
wickitung and wickiwicky
haxowus cofagwigus
powiwwath mwismagius
fwaxuwe cwabwawwew dewpidew
shewwdew cwoystew hauntew gwimew
gowuwk
wuxio swampewt
wiwwigant tynamo
seismitoad powitoed pawpitoad
seew
pawasect twevenant toxapex
spheaw
mwandibuzz scattewbug gwavewew pewippew
ewgyem pikipek cwawitzew conkewduww
pwobopass scowipede dewibiwd uwsawing
bwaziken fennekin quiwwadin nidoking
skwewp
awakazam patwat
woobat swoobat cwobat gowbat zubat
poochyena cawwacosta teddiuwsa umbweon
awomomowa chikowita gothowita dwuddigon
snowunt tywunt chawjabug
ninjask yamask avawugg
finneon dwapion jowteon sywveon
gwaceon espeon jiggwypuff
iggwybuff wiggwytuff
dhewmise sewvine wockwuff
powygon powygon-z
powygon2 wibombee
skuntank kwang kwinkwang
mwiwtank and mwetang
wuxway
pidgey hitmonwee
skitty happiny
mwudbway
wotad duwant sewpewiow
gouwgeist stoutwand exeggutow
abwa seadwa nidowina
dewott chesnaught pwimawina
omanyte dwagonite chawizawd
mwagnemite mweditite dusknoiw
ivysauw venusauw mwiniow gawbodow
awiados tywanitaw
gwameow mweowth expwoud
wobbuffet fuwwet bewwspwout
stawmie stawwy fwogadiew
dewcatty escavawiew
venonat powiwag hippopotas
spinawak mwawowak jumpwuff feebas
foongus amoonguss pidgeotto
weepinbeew victweebew hakamo-o
auwowus awomatisse
mwedicham mwamoswine swuwpuff fwabébé
fewawigatw eevee
sigiwyph ewekid anowith inkay
(gotta catch 'em aww)
wowwet gowett honedge awchen
cwoconaw
(gotta catch 'em aww)
sentwet pignite bewgmite mwantyke
kakuna
sudowoodo wishiwashi poppwio abomasnow
chawmeweon dawumaka hawiyama shawpedo
whiscash
waticate sabweye
sandswash
kwicketune cutiefwy
beautifwy togepi vowcawona
mwagnezone wunatone woggenwowa
samuwott oshawott whimsicott kangaskhan
wawvitaw pupitaw omastaw kecweon
togekiss simisage nidoqueen cottonee
fowwetwess sawamence jewwicent bunnewby
piwoswine cawnivine iwwumise wemowaid
i think we awe done with the twipwet wap
so now wet's wap to educate

awwight, hewe we go
awe you weady, fwiends??
hey, come on
wet's weawn a wittwe something fwom the pokémon
thewe's pewsian and mwudsdawe donphan and huntaiw
sandygast nosepass fwoswass wapwas
i wove to say the pokémon, but hewe's the catch
saying them aww kinda seems fawfetch'd
wet me axew a question, wanna hewp me out??
it's time to thwoh in mwowe names
come on, give me a shout
[audience yewws out names]
those pokémon awe tentacoow
[audience yewws out names]
and those pokémon awe twash
combee mwy fwiend, i've got mwowe to say
and if we digwett-we deepew we can weawn today
so why not get comfey, don't be kwabby ow bwue
hewe awe some wessons, and i wotom fow you
if you mwuk awound in cwass, you'ww be distwaught
don't bidoof-us, just study a wot
if you'we swaking in schoow, you'ww dwop out soonew.
 and abstinence is key, ow you'ww get a mwime jw.
 swanna gwab some candy fow a sweet tweat??
amauwa-mazing snack is a pichu can eat
beweaw of shiftwy stwangews who offew you hugs
don't stick fowks into eewektwik pwugs
weaw a shewwmet when you whydon bikes
keep a weww-stocked
bagon extwa-wong hikes
mwake suwe to stay away fwom that fewwoseed
that's just one name peopwe have fow weed
thewe's pansage and swowbwo oddish and bonswy
twopius seedot nuzweaf and stunky
and bwissey woudwed dewgong and goodwa
bounsweet bayweef hypno and mwunna
you'ww be dwowsee if you swewwow that tangwowth smoke
awso koffing and weezing, hey, you mwight mwachoke
so if someone says hey, want some dank wombwe
wook 'em dedenne in the eye and say no way
i teww you natu do dwugs, but if someone's smoking tweeko
does that mwake them a bad pewson?? definitewy no
i don't mwean to cawwy-yanma point in this vewse is that
awienating dwug usews mwakes things wowse
don't wock someone up if they take a hitmonchan
and cwiminawizing addicts is a weawwy bad pwan
big phawma is the woot of ouw countwy's pwobwem
with opiate addiction–gowem
gastwy howsea chansey buwmy
cwefaiwy mwankey kwefki goomy
hoo!! wapping's hawd, wet me catch mwy bweath
mwight as weww check how mwany we've got weft

thewe's wess 150 weft, can i weawwy do this??
i used to have this dweam
back when i was a chiwd
i'ww mwake the pokéwap wistenabwe
and evewybody cawwed me weckwess and wiwd
but i nevew gave up
i kept at it evewy day
and with pikachu beside me
and mwy 'dex to guide me
i knew that thewe'd be way
to ignowe aww of the naysayews
i'd need a thickew skin than mwetapod
wynaut weave mwy comfowt zone, jump in the unown
mwaybe someday evewyone wouwd appwaud
it's absow-utewy wowth taking a wisk
pwuswe mwake a few fwiends as i twy
seaking how to be stwong as i waichu a song
though i stiww don't know whewe to put mww. Mwime
but who cawes if i couwdn't find a good pwace to put
togedemawu pwykumuku mwawiwe sceptiwe
weaviwe sandiwe hewioptiwe weafeon
gengaw mwawamaw mwawshtomp chatot
simipouw fewwothown toxicwoak mwinccino
cinccino azumawiww twanquiww excadwiww
mwawiww beedwiww
and togetic bascuwin gigawith cwabominabwe
kingdwa ambipom gastwodon bastiodon
hippowdon viviwwon bishawp wiepawd
dunspawce aipom swakoth wawths dustox
i stiww found a way to put 'em in thewe
no mwattew the scizow the scope of the task
i don't need a mwagikawp-et wide
i'machampion hewo
thewe's nothing to feawow
mwy twue powew comes fwom inside
and that bwings us aww of the way to the top
i've said evewy name i can say
i'ww wet mwy body confess
the names that i can't expwess
yes it's time fow the dweam bawwet, c'mon!!
but thewe's one pokémon, mwy own howy gwaiw
that i gave kevin punt, i hope that bastawd's in jaiw
'cause of aww tangewas, tewwy is the apex
and i gave him up fow mwy 'dex
when you wove tewwy tewwibwy
and then tewwy is gone
what's the point of having evewy othew pokémon
thew's a wound in mwy heawt that i can't get wid of
how can i find joy without mwy tangwy boy??
why catch them aww if you can't keep the ones that you wove??
tewwy, oh tewwy