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- Beginning New Ascension
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- Ascension #355:
- Hardcore Standard Seal Clubber
- Mongoose
- Uncategorized
- - 20/20 Vision
- - 5-D Earning Potential
- - Abs of Tin
- - Alien Source Code
- - Astute Angler
- - Awesome Balls of Fire
- - Bend Hell
- - Bow-Legged Swagger
- - CLEESH
- - Calculate the Universe
- - Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau
- - Chronic Indigestion
- - Communism!
- - Conjure Relaxing Campfire
- - Creepy Lullaby
- - Deep Dark Visions
- - Disintegrate
- - Drescher's Annoying Noise
- - Eggsplosion
- - Eldritch Intellect
- - Eternal Flame
- - Evoke Eldritch Horror
- - Fifteen Minutes of Flame
- - Gingerbread Mob Hit
- - Grease Lightning
- - Inappropriate Backrub
- - Incredible Self-Esteem
- - Licorice Rope
- - Marginally Insane
- - Master of the Surprising Fist
- - Maximum Chill
- - Meteor Lore
- - Mudbath
- - Natural Born Scrabbler
- - Object Quasi-Permanence
- - Psychokinetic Hug
- - Quantum Movement
- - Raise Backup Dancer
- - Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting
- - Request Sandwich
- - Shattering Punch
- - Shivering Monkey Technique
- - Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- - Slimy Shoulders
- - Slimy Sinews
- - Slimy Synapses
- - Snokebomb
- - Snowclone
- - Speluck
- - Stack Lumps
- - Steely-Eyed Squint
- - Sweet Synthesis
- - Thrift and Grift
- - Transcendent Olfaction
- - Walberg's Dim Bulb
- Seal Clubber
- - Audacity of the Otter
- - Batter Up!
- - Blubber Up
- - Buoyancy of the Beluga
- - Cavalcade of Fury
- - Claws of the Walrus
- - Clobber
- - Club Foot
- - Cold Shoulder
- - Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
- - Fortitude of the Muskox
- - Furious Wallop
- - Harpoon!
- - Hibernate
- - Hide of the Walrus
- - Ire of the Orca
- - Lunge Smack
- - Lunging Thrust-Smack
- - Musk of the Moose
- - Northern Explosion
- - Northern Exposure
- - Precision of the Penguin
- - Pride of the Puffin
- - Pulverize
- - Rage of the Reindeer
- - Scowl of the Auk
- - Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- - Seething of the Snow Leopard
- - Silent Hunter
- - Snarl of the Timberwolf
- - Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
- - Thirst of the Weasel
- - Thrust-Smack
- - Tongue of the Walrus
- - Wrath of the Wolverine
- Turtle Tamer
- - Amphibian Sympathy
- - Armorcraftiness
- - Astral Shell
- - Blessing of She-Who-Was
- - Blessing of the Storm Tortoise
- - Blessing of the War Snapper
- - Butts of Steel
- - Cold-Blooded Fearlessness
- - Empathy of the Newt
- - Ghostly Shell
- - Headbutt
- - Hero of the Half-Shell
- - Kneebutt
- - Patience of the Tortoise
- - Patient Smile
- - Pizza Lover
- - Quiet Determination
- - Reptilian Fortitude
- - Shell Up
- - Shieldbutt
- - Skin of the Leatherback
- - Spectral Snapper
- - Spiky Shell
- - Spirit Boon
- - Spirit Snap
- - Spirit Vacation
- - Stiff Upper Lip
- - Summon Leviatuga
- - Tao of the Terrapin
- - Tenacity of the Snapper
- - Testudinal Teachings
- - The Long View
- - Toss
- - Turtle Power
- - Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises
- Pastamancer
- - Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage
- - Bind Angel Hair Wisp
- - Bind Lasagmbie
- - Bind Penne Dreadful
- - Bind Spaghetti Elemental
- - Bind Spice Ghost
- - Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni
- - Bind Vampieroghi
- - Bind Vermincelli
- - Bringing Up the Rear
- - Cannelloni Cannon
- - Cannelloni Cocoon
- - Entangling Noodles
- - Fearful Fettucini
- - Flavour of Magic
- - Lasagna Bandages
- - Leash of Linguini
- - Manicotti Meditation
- - Pastamastery
- - Quiet Judgement
- - Ravioli Shurikens
- - Shield of the Pastalord
- - Spaghetti Spear
- - Spirit of Ravioli
- - Spirit of Rigatoni
- - Springy Fusilli
- - Stuffed Mortar Shell
- - Subtle and Quick to Anger
- - Tempuramancy
- - Thrall Unit Tactics
- - Tolerance of the Kitchen
- - Transcendent Al Dente
- - Transcendental Noodlecraft
- - Utensil Twist
- - Weapon of the Pastalord
- - Wizard Squint
- Sauceror
- - Advanced Saucecrafting
- - Antibiotic Saucesphere
- - Blood Sugar Sauce Magic
- - Curse of Marinara
- - Curse of Vichyssoise
- - Curse of Weaksauce
- - Curse of the Thousand Islands
- - Deep Saucery
- - Diminished Gag Reflex
- - Elemental Saucesphere
- - Expert Panhandling
- - Icy Glare
- - Impetuous Sauciness
- - Inner Sauce
- - Intrinsic Spiciness
- - Irrepressible Spunk
- - Itchy Curse Finger
- - Jalapeño Saucesphere
- - Master Saucier
- - Salsaball
- - Sauce Contemplation
- - Sauce Monocle
- - Saucecicle
- - Saucegeyser
- - Saucemaven
- - Saucestorm
- - Saucy Salve
- - Scarysauce
- - Silent Treatment
- - Simmer
- - Soul Saucery
- - Stream of Sauce
- - The Way of Sauce
- - Wave of Sauce
- - Wry Smile
- Disco Bandit
- - Advanced Cocktailcrafting
- - Adventurer of Leisure
- - Ambidextrous Funkslinging
- - Deft Hands
- - Disco Aerobics
- - Disco Bravado
- - Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit
- - Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo
- - Disco Dance of Doom
- - Disco Eye-Poke
- - Disco Face Stab
- - Disco Fever
- - Disco Greed
- - Disco Inferno
- - Disco Leer
- - Disco Nap
- - Disco Shank
- - Disco Smirk
- - Disco State of Mind
- - Flashy Dancer
- - Frantic Gyrations
- - Heart of Polyester
- - Knife in the Dark
- - Mad Looting Skillz
- - Nimble Fingers
- - Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
- - Salacious Cocktailcrafting
- - Sensitive Fingers
- - Silent Knife
- - Smooth Movement
- - Suckerpunch
- - Superhuman Cocktailcrafting
- - Tango of Terror
- - That's Not a Knife
- - Tricky Knifework
- Accordion Thief
- - Accordion Appreciation
- - Accordion Bash
- - Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- - Bawdy Refrain
- - Benetton's Medley of Diversity
- - Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption
- - Cadenza
- - Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
- - Chorale of Companionship
- - Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
- - Concerto de los Muertos
- - Cone of Zydeco
- - Crab Claw Technique
- - Dirge of Dreadfulness
- - Dissonant Riff
- - Donho's Bubbly Ballad
- - Elron's Explosive Etude
- - Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- - Five Finger Discount
- - Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction
- - Knowing Smile
- - Mariachi Memory
- - Master Accordion Master Thief
- - Moxie of the Mariachi
- - Prelude of Precision
- - Quiet Desperation
- - Sing
- - Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
- - Sticky Fingers
- - Suspicious Gaze
- - The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
- - The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
- - The Moxious Madrigal
- - The Ode to Booze
- - The Polka of Plenty
- - The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
- - The Psalm of Pointiness
- - The Sonata of Sneakiness
- - Thief Among the Honorable
- - Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- Conditional
- - Spirit of Bacon Grease
- - Spirit of Cayenne
- - Spirit of Garlic
- - Spirit of Nothing
- - Spirit of Peppermint
- - Spirit of Wormwood
- Ed
- - Mild Curse
- Gnome Trainer
- - Cosmic Ugnderstanding
- - Gnefarious Pickpocketing
- - Gnomish Hardigness
- - Powers of Observatiogn
- - Torso Awaregness
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- > Spooky Forest: Get the mosquito
- > Bedroom, Ornate Nightstand: Get spectacles
- > Bedroom, Rustic Nightstand: Get grouchy restless spirit
- > Fantasy Airship: Get the model airship
- > Frats on the Verge of War, Fratacombs (War Hippy Fatigues): Start the War!
- > Furry Giant's Room: Manual
- > Fitness Giant's Room: Manual
- > Neckbeard Giant's Room: Manual
- > Procrastination Giant's Room: very overdue library book
- > Goth Giant's Room: Manual
- > Raver Giant's Room: Manual
- > Steam Punk Giant's Room: Manual
- > Punk Rock Giant's Room: Manual
- > An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
- > An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
- > An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
- > An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
- > Black Forest, Get beehive
- > Giant's Castle, Get electric boning knife
- > Your Dog Found Something Again: Get food or booze
- > At the Poop Deck: take the Wheel and Sail to Muscle stats
- > Setting choice adventures for Muscle class.
- > Whitey's Grove: Get white lightning
- > That Explains all the Eyepatches in Barrrney's Barrr: fight a pirate
- > F'c'le, Chatterboxing: get Muscle stats
- > Bathroom, Don't Hold a Grudge: Get Muscle stats
- > Hippies on the Verge of War, Blockin' Out the Scenery: Get rations
- > Bathroom, Having a Medicine Ball: Skip adventure
- > Optimal ascension choices set.
- use 1 Newbiesport™ tent
- > The Oriole welcomes you back at Mt. Noob.
- tutorial.php?action=toot&pwd
- You acquire an item: letter from King Ralph XI
- use 1 letter from King Ralph XI
- You acquire an item: pork elf goodies sack
- You acquire an item: disassembled clover
- use 1 pork elf goodies sack
- You acquire an item: porquoise
- You acquire an item: hamethyst
- You acquire an item: baconstone
- You acquire an item: porquoise
- You acquire an item: baconstone
- autosell: 1 porquoise
- You gain 500 Meat
- buy 1 toy accordion for 142 each from Armory and Leggery
- You spent 142 Meat
- You acquire an item: toy accordion
- buy 1 detuned radio for 285 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 285 Meat
- You acquire an item: detuned radio
- > Pork Elf stones were sold to garner a detuned radio and a toy accordion.
- place.php?whichplace=town_right&action=townright_ltt
- You acquire an item: your cowboy boots
- Took choice 1171/8: Leave
- choice.php?whichchoice=1171&option=8&pwd
- Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
- You acquire an item: fishin' pole
- Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
- You acquire an item: gold detective badge
- You acquire cop dollar (3)
- > Resetting HP/MP restoration settings to minimal
- pull: 417 brick
- use 1 astral six-pack
- You acquire astral pilsner (6)
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator2
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handleup
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator2
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_drawer2
- You acquire exploding cigar (3)
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_drawer1
- You acquire exploding cigar (3)
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_daily
- You acquire an item: golden gun
- You acquire golden gum (3)
- You acquire an item: tiny plastic golden gundam
- > Done.
- > Put on your best gear.
- familiar Intergnat (6 lbs)
- equip hat seal-skull helmet
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- use 1 January's Garbage Tote
- Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
- choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=5&pwd
- You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
- equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
- You acquire an item: Letter for Melvign the Gnome
- equip pants old sweatpants
- equip acc1 your cowboy boots
- equip acc2 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Time for breakfast.
- Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
- Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
- Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
- Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
- Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
- Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
- You acquire an item: fancy opera glasses
- buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
- cast 1 Communism!
- > Welcome to your new life as a Seal Clubber!
- > Pet him: Stats
- use 1 telegram from Lady Spookyraven
- Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge
- Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge
- Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
- main.php?refreshtop=true&noobmessage=true
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button6
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
- You acquire an item: splendid martini
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
- You acquire an item: splendid martini
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
- You acquire an item: splendid martini
- > Done.
- > FarFuture.ash version 1.0.8
- use 1 Time-Spinner
- [1] Time-Spinner
- Took choice 1195/4: (secret choice)
- choice.php?whichchoice=1195&option=4
- Encounter: The Far Future
- Encounter: The Far Future
- Took choice 1199/1: Corporation
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
- Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In your Quarters
- Took choice 1199/4: Use the Replicator
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
- Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In your Quarters
- Took choice 1199/4: "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot"
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
- Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In your Quarters
- You acquire an item: Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
- Took choice 1199/6: Go to the Bridge
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=6
- Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/2: Take the flute
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
- Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/4: Speak with the alien
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
- Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/3: Enjoy the harmonic sounds
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
- Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/1: "Greetings. This is Admiral of this ship, the Starship Corporation."
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
- Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/3: Play the flute
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
- Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/5: Go to your Quarters
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
- Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In your Quarters
- Took choice 1199/2: Play the flute for a while
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
- Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In your Quarters
- Took choice 1199/2: Play the flute for a while
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
- Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In your Quarters
- Took choice 1199/2: Play the flute for a while
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
- Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In your Quarters
- Took choice 1199/7: Go to the Bridge
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=7
- Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/4: Speak to Petty Officer Uhura
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
- Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/1: "Will you please hail the alien vessel?"
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
- Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/3: Play the flute
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
- Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/4: Speak to Petty Officer Uhura
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
- Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/2: "What do you think we should do?"
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
- Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/1: "Will you please hail the alien vessel?"
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
- Encounter: Starship Corporation :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/3: Play the flute
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
- > Mission successful, earning two medals.
- > You've earned 712 medals so far.
- Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
- Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (3 more cases today)
- choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
- wham.php?visit=1
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
- wham.php?ask=rel&w=9&visit=1
- wham.php?visit=9
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=9
- wham.php?visit=2
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
- wham.php?visit=3
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
- wham.php?ask=rel&w=1&visit=3
- wham.php?accuse=5&visit=5
- You acquire cop dollar (3)
- > Solved the case in 40 minutes, earning 6 bonus dollars.
- Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
- Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (2 more cases today)
- choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
- wham.php?visit=1
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
- wham.php?visit=2
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
- wham.php?ask=1&visit=2
- wham.php?visit=3
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
- wham.php?ask=1&visit=3
- wham.php?accuse=2&visit=2
- You acquire cop dollar (3)
- > Solved the case in 33 minutes, earning 7 bonus dollars.
- Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
- Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (1 more case today)
- choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
- wham.php?visit=1
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
- wham.php?ask=5&visit=1
- wham.php?visit=5
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=5
- wham.php?visit=2
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
- wham.php?visit=3
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
- wham.php?visit=4
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=4
- wham.php?ask=1&visit=4
- wham.php?accuse=6&visit=6
- You acquire cop dollar (3)
- > Solved the case in 47 minutes, earning 4 bonus dollars.
- autosell: 2 baconstone, 1 hamethyst, 1 porquoise
- You gain 2,000 Meat
- buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
- use 1 chewing gum on a string
- You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack
- add to closet: 1 worthless knick-knack
- use 1 chewing gum on a string
- You acquire an item: ravioli hat
- buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
- use 1 chewing gum on a string
- You acquire an item: turtle totem
- buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
- use 1 chewing gum on a string
- You acquire an item: Hollandaise helmet
- buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
- use 1 chewing gum on a string
- You acquire an item: disco mask
- buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
- use 1 chewing gum on a string
- You acquire an item: worthless trinket
- take from closet: 1 worthless knick-knack
- You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack
- trading 2 worthless items for 2 ten-leaf clovers
- buy 1 hermit permit for 95 each from The General Store
- You spent 95 Meat
- You acquire an item: hermit permit
- trading 2 worthless items for 2 ten-leaf clovers
- You acquire ten-leaf clover (2)
- Use 2 ten-leaf clover
- You acquire disassembled clover (2)
- > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
- > This is version: 1287 Mafia: 18383
- > This is day 1.
- > Turns played: 0 current adventures: 40
- > Current Ascension: Standard
- > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
- Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
- > Source Terminal request: educate digitize.edu
- Source Terminal: educate digitize.edu
- > Source Terminal request: enquiry familiar.enq
- Source Terminal: enquiry familiar.enq
- teatree cuppa Voraci tea
- You acquire an item: cuppa Voraci tea
- trading 10 cop dollars for 1 shoe gum
- You acquire an item: shoe gum
- cast 1 Spirit of Peppermint
- You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Peppermint
- tutorial.php?action=toot
- > Gum acquistion of: saucepan
- buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
- use 1 chewing gum on a string
- You acquire an item: saucepan
- equip hat Hollandaise helmet
- equip shirt astral shirt
- equip weapon seal-clubbing club
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- unequip acc2
- equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- Visiting Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown
- cast 1 That's Not a Knife
- You acquire an item: boot knife
- add to closet: 1 boot knife
- > Turn(0): Starting with 40 left at Level: 1
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 6.566666666666667
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 136.16590212458496
- > HP: 32/163, MP: 17/143
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 20 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- mcd 10
- place.php?whichplace=town_right&action=town_horsery
- Took choice 1266/2: Rent This Horse
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1266&option=2
- use 1 portable pantogram
- Took choice 1270/1: (secret choice)
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1270&option=1&m=1&e=1&s1=-1%2C0&s2=-1%2C0&s3=-1%2C0
- use 1 January's Garbage Tote
- Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1275&option=5
- You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
- familiar XO Skeleton (6 lbs)
- Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
- > Generating Floundry Locations for the session...
- > Pre Adventure at Barf Mountain done, beep.
- [1] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
- Encounter: The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
- Took choice 1222/1: Enter the Tunnel
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1222&option=1
- [1] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
- Encounter: L.O.V. Entrance
- > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- Took choice 1223/1: Fight the Enforcer
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1223&option=1
- Encounter: LOV Enforcer
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [1] Noob Cave
- Encounter: LOV Enforcer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: LOV Enforcer takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 4: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: LOV Enforcer drops 1 attack power.
- Round 5: LOV Enforcer drops 1 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts CLUB FOOT!
- Round 6: LOV Enforcer drops 1 defense.
- > Uh oh, I'm having trouble in combat.
- Round 6: Arbos attacks!
- Round 7: LOV Enforcer takes 1 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 23 hit points
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- Took choice 1224/1: unknown
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1224&option=1
- [1] Noob Cave
- Encounter: L.O.V. Engine Room
- You acquire an item: LOV Eardigan
- > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- Took choice 1225/1: Fight the Engineer
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1225&option=1
- Encounter: LOV Engineer
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [1] Noob Cave
- Encounter: LOV Engineer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 1 attack power.
- Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 2 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 2 attack power.
- Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 2 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: LOV Engineer takes 2 damage.
- Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 1 attack power.
- Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 1 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 2 attack power.
- Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 1 defense.
- Round 5: You lose 21 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 1 attack power.
- Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 1 defense.
- Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 1 attack power.
- Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 1 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: LOV Engineer takes 21 damage.
- Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 2 attack power.
- Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 2 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: LOV Engineer takes 21 damage.
- Round 8: LOV Engineer drops 2 attack power.
- Round 8: LOV Engineer drops 1 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: cordial of concentration
- After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 11 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 10 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Better watch out for the train.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
- Paranormal activity reported at Madness Bakery.
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- Took choice 1226/1: unknown
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1226&option=1
- [1] Noob Cave
- Encounter: L.O.V. Elbow Room
- You acquire an effect: Lovebotamy (50)
- > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- Took choice 1227/1: Fight the Equivocator
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1227&option=1
- Encounter: LOV Equivocator
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 30 hit points
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [1] Noob Cave
- Encounter: LOV Equivocator
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 2 attack power.
- Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 2 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 2 attack power.
- Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 2 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: LOV Equivocator takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 2 attack power.
- Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 2 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 2 attack power.
- Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 1 defense.
- Round 5: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 1 attack power.
- Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 1 defense.
- Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 1 attack power.
- Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 2 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: LOV Equivocator takes 24 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 2 attack power.
- Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 2 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: LOV Equivocator takes 24 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 8: LOV Equivocator drops 1 attack power.
- Round 8: LOV Equivocator drops 1 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 3 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness
- You gain some Muscle points!
- You gain a Level!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
- You gain some Mysticality points!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- Took choice 1228/3: unknown
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1228&option=3
- You acquire an item: LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 76 hit points
- > Ghost busting time! At: Madness Bakery
- Encounter: Lending a Hand (and a Foot)
- Took choice 1065/1: Okay, fine. I'll go get your pie.
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1065&option=1
- > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
- > Pre Adventure at Madness Bakery done, beep.
- [1] Madness Bakery
- Encounter: the ghost of Monsieur Baguelle
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 2: You lose 32 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 3: You lose 33 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 4: You lose 32 hit points
- > Busting makes me feel good!!
- Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con V, when MeatDog taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 19 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (5)
- You acquire an item: smoldering bagel punch
- After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 32 Strongness
- You gain some Muscle points!
- You gain a Level!
- After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(0): Starting with 40 left at Level: 3
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 13.675
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 157.66479394838265
- > HP: 103/184, MP: 47/150
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 30 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip shirt LOV Eardigan
- equip pants pantogram pants
- > Found option for Numberology: 69 (adventures3)
- cast 1 Calculate the Universe
- numberology 69
- You gain 3 Adventures
- place.php?whichplace=snojo&action=snojo_controller
- Took choice 1118/3: moxie training
- choice.php?whichchoice=1118&option=3&pwd
- > Let's unlock the guild.
- familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (16 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
- [1] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
- Encounter: Malice in Chains
- Took choice 111/3: enter combat
- choice.php?whichchoice=111&option=3&pwd
- Encounter: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Sniffles dissolves some of your opponent's more important bits, leaving him weaker.
- Round 1: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 8 attack power.
- Round 1: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 8 defense.
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard takes 4 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 4: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 1 attack power.
- Round 5: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 1 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard takes 73 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you armwrestled NoodleMan. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 3 Muscleboundness
- You acquire an item: meteoreo
- You gain 10 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Sniffles vacuums up some loose trash and stuff. Man, getting the useful stuff out of there is going to be so gross.
- You acquire an item: viking helmet
- After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
- You gain some Muscle points!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(1): Starting with 42 left at Level: 3
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 20.1796875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 157.66479394838265
- > HP: 124/245, MP: 40/148
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat viking helmet
- > Let's unlock the guild.
- familiar XO Skeleton (16 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
- [2] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
- Encounter: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 12 attack power.
- Round 2: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 12 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef takes 4 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 4: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 2 attack power.
- Round 5: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 2 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef takes 71 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 2 lb. XO Skeleton
- You gain 14 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: Knob Goblin pants
- After Battle: You gain 22 Muscleboundness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(2): Starting with 41 left at Level: 3
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 20.1796875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 159.5777697028413
- > HP: 146/251, MP: 43/150
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Let's unlock the guild.
- familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (16 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
- [3] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
- Encounter: When Rocks Attack
- Took choice 118/2: skip adventure
- choice.php?whichchoice=118&option=2&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(2): Starting with 41 left at Level: 3
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 20.1796875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 157.66479394838265
- > HP: 146/251, MP: 43/150
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Let's unlock the guild.
- familiar XO Skeleton (17 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
- [3] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
- Encounter: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard takes 4 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 4: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 2 attack power.
- Round 5: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 2 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard takes 78 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when Maria the Broke taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness
- You gain 10 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: viking helmet
- You acquire an item: Knob Goblin scimitar
- After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(3): Starting with 40 left at Level: 3
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 20.1796875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 159.5777697028413
- > HP: 172/253, MP: 61/151
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Let's unlock the guild.
- familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (16 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
- [4] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
- Encounter: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Sniffles slurps up some of your opponent's armor. He doesn't look nearly as impressive without pants. (Or pants-analogues.)
- Round 1: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 8 attack power.
- Round 1: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 8 defense.
- Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 2 attack power.
- Round 2: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 3 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist takes 4 damage.
- Round 4: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 3 attack power.
- Round 4: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 2 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 5: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: You lose 2 hit points
- You acquire an effect: Mad at Science (5)
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 1 attack power.
- Round 6: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 1 defense.
- Round 6: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 4 attack power.
- Round 6: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 4 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist takes 105 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 4 attack power.
- Round 7: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 3 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VII, when MariachiCountess taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Enchantedness
- You gain 10 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Sniffles oozes around, picking up bits of debris from the battle.
- You acquire an item: strongness elixir
- You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker
- After Battle: You gain 18 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- You gain a Level!
- After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(4): Starting with 39 left at Level: 4
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 20.1796875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 157.66479394838265
- > HP: 188/261, MP: 73/153
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 strongness elixir
- You gain 100 Meat
- > Let's unlock the guild.
- familiar Rockin' Robin (16 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
- [5] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
- Encounter: Malice in Chains
- Took choice 111/3: enter combat
- choice.php?whichchoice=111&option=3&pwd
- Encounter: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 4 attack power.
- Round 2: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 4 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 attack power.
- Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard takes 4 damage.
- Round 4: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 5: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 1 attack power.
- Round 6: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 1 defense.
- Round 6: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 attack power.
- Round 6: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard takes 108 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 4 attack power.
- Round 7: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 2 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IV, when UncannyGavin gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
- You acquire an item: whiskey sour
- After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
- You gain 8 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Boppin' Patty whistles a few bars of The Wanderer. It really gets your toes tappin'.
- You acquire an item: viking helmet
- After Battle: Boppin' Patty grins cheerfully as she flits about, tweedlin' and deedlin'. (+5 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 26 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(5): Starting with 38 left at Level: 4
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 23.6896875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 157.66479394838265
- > HP: 217/263, MP: 71/153
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Let's unlock the guild.
- familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (16 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
- [6] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
- Encounter: Up In Their Grill
- Took choice 543/1: Grab the sausage, so to speak. I mean... literally.
- choice.php?whichchoice=543&option=1&pwd
- You acquire an item: 11-inch knob sausage
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- Visiting Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown
- > Turn(6): Starting with 37 left at Level: 4
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 20.1796875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 157.66479394838265
- > HP: 243/263, MP: 73/153
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Looking for the knob.
- familiar Rockin' Robin (16 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
- [7] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
- Encounter: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 3 attack power.
- Round 2: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 3 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef takes 4 damage.
- Round 4: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 3 attack power.
- Round 4: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 5: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 1 attack power.
- Round 6: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 1 defense.
- Round 6: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 4 attack power.
- Round 6: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 4 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef takes 104 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 3 attack power.
- Round 7: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef drops 4 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: bone with a price tag on it
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness
- You gain 16 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Boppin' Patty makes some pleasing tweedledy-deedledy-deet noises as she helps you look for items.
- After Battle: Boppin' Patty suddenly shouts "Holy Jelly Molds, Arbos!" Then she grins, because... what? (+5 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(7): Starting with 36 left at Level: 4
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 23.6896875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 157.66479394838265
- > HP: 263/263, MP: 74/155
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Looking for the knob.
- familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (16 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
- [8] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
- Encounter: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: Your opponent gets its arm stuck in Sniffles, which dissolves it down to the bone. Your foe is somewhat weaker now, but on the bright side, sweet skeleton arm, dude.
- Round 1: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 8 attack power.
- Round 1: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 8 defense.
- Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 4 attack power.
- Round 2: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 2 attack power.
- Round 3: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 4 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team takes 4 damage.
- Round 4: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 3 attack power.
- Round 4: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 5: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 1 attack power.
- Round 6: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 1 defense.
- Round 6: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 4 attack power.
- Round 6: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team takes 111 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 4 attack power.
- Round 7: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 4 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when DeftThief taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Enchantedness
- You acquire an item: meadeorite
- You gain 18 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Sniffles plops wetly around the scene, helping you pick stuff up.
- You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese
- You acquire an item: Knob Goblin tongs
- After Battle: Sniffles shudders and disgorges an item with a wet squelch.
- You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid
- After Battle: You gain 26 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(8): Starting with 35 left at Level: 4
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 20.1796875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 157.66479394838265
- > HP: 259/259, MP: 69/155
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Looking for the knob.
- familiar Rockin' Robin (16 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
- [9] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
- Encounter: Malice in Chains
- Took choice 111/3: enter combat
- choice.php?whichchoice=111&option=3&pwd
- Encounter: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 4 attack power.
- Round 2: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 4 attack power.
- Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard takes 4 damage.
- Round 4: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 4 attack power.
- Round 4: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 5: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 1 attack power.
- Round 6: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 1 defense.
- Round 6: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 attack power.
- Round 6: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard takes 96 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 attack power.
- Round 7: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled Eva the Warm. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 3 Muscleboundness
- You gain 10 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Boppin' Patty makes some pleasing tweedledy-deedledy-deet noises as she helps you look for items.
- You acquire an item: viking helmet
- You acquire an item: Knob Goblin scimitar
- After Battle: Boppin' Patty suddenly shouts "Holy Split Seconds, Arbos!" Then she grins, because... what? (+6 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(9): Starting with 34 left at Level: 4
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 23.6896875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 157.66479394838265
- > HP: 261/261, MP: 66/157
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Looking for the knob.
- familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (16 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
- [10] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
- Encounter: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Sniffles slurps up some of your opponent's armor. He doesn't look nearly as impressive without pants. (Or pants-analogues.)
- Round 1: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 8 attack power.
- Round 1: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 8 defense.
- Round 1: You lose 12 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 2 attack power.
- Round 2: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 4 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 3 attack power.
- Round 3: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist takes 4 damage.
- Round 4: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 3 attack power.
- Round 4: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 5: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 1 attack power.
- Round 6: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 1 defense.
- Round 6: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 3 attack power.
- Round 6: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 3 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist takes 106 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 4 attack power.
- Round 7: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 4 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you and Nicky the Stoic totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Chutzpah
- Your familiar gains a pound: Sniffles, the 2 lb. Gelatinous Cubeling
- You gain 12 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Sniffles slurps around, picking up discarded trash and bits.
- You acquire an item: strongness elixir
- You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker
- You acquire an item: Knob Goblin Mutagen
- After Battle: You gain 25 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(10): Starting with 33 left at Level: 4
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 20.1796875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 159.5777697028413
- > HP: 263/263, MP: 60/157
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 strongness elixir
- You gain 100 Meat
- > Looking for the knob.
- familiar Rockin' Robin (16 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob done, beep.
- [11] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
- Encounter: Code Red
- You acquire an item: Knob Goblin encryption key
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(11): Starting with 32 left at Level: 4
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 23.6896875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 157.66479394838265
- > HP: 263/263, MP: 35/157
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:5/2): Progress 0/24
- familiar Exotic Parrot (16 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
- [12] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: skullery maid
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: skullery maid drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: skullery maid drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: skullery maid takes 4 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 4: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: skullery maid drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: skullery maid drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: skullery maid takes 72 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you and Supported Ariana took turns doing benchpresses with SealCampaign's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
- After Battle: Archibald sits on your shoulder, preening and otherwise unaware of what you're doing.
- You gain 33 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(12): Starting with 31 left at Level: 4
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 21.0525
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 115.0
- > HP: 265/265, MP: 50/157
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:6/3): Progress 2/24
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
- [13] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: skullery maid
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: skullery maid drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: skullery maid drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: skullery maid takes 4 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 4: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: skullery maid drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: skullery maid drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: skullery maid takes 71 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when you and PimpDancer took turns doing benchpresses with VodkaMonster the Drunk's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
- After Battle: Archibald sits on your shoulder, preening and otherwise unaware of what you're doing.
- You gain 29 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- You acquire an item: bottle of popskull
- You acquire an item: Skullery Maid's Knee
- After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(13): Starting with 30 left at Level: 4
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 21.0525
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 115.0
- > HP: 265/265, MP: 53/158
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:6/3): Progress 5/24
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
- [14] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: paper towelgeist
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: paper towelgeist drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: paper towelgeist drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: paper towelgeist takes 4 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 4: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: paper towelgeist drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: paper towelgeist drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: paper towelgeist takes 75 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when Martin the Drunk bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
- You acquire an item: super ka-bob
- After Battle: Archibald squawks, "Awwrrk! Timmy's fallen down the well! *whistle*"
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 27 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(14): Starting with 29 left at Level: 4
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 21.0525
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 115.0
- > HP: 267/267, MP: 58/158
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:6/3): Progress 8/24
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
- [15] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: possessed silverware drawer
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: possessed silverware drawer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: possessed silverware drawer drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: possessed silverware drawer takes 4 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
- Round 4: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: possessed silverware drawer drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: possessed silverware drawer drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: possessed silverware drawer takes 70 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: possessed silverware drawer takes 71 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con X, when both AwesomeChef and Beefy Theodore complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
- You acquire an item: Meteorite-Ade
- Your familiar gains a pound: Archibald, the 2 lb. Exotic Parrot
- After Battle: Archibald squawks, "Awwrrk! Don't forget DL-6! *whistle*"
- You gain 11 Meat.
- You acquire an item: antique packet of ketchup
- After Battle: You gain 25 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- You gain a Level!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(15): Starting with 28 left at Level: 5
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 21.0525
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 115.0
- > HP: 268/269, MP: 71/158
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob map
- use 1 Cobb's Knob map
- > Turn(15): Starting with 28 left at Level: 5
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 21.0525
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 115.0
- > HP: 268/269, MP: 71/158
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:6/3): Progress 11/24
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
- [16] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: skullery maid
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: skullery maid drops 4 attack power.
- Round 2: skullery maid drops 3 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: skullery maid drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: skullery maid drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: skullery maid drops 3 attack power.
- Round 3: skullery maid drops 3 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: skullery maid takes 4 damage.
- Round 4: skullery maid drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: skullery maid drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
- Round 5: skullery maid drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: skullery maid drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: skullery maid drops 2 attack power.
- Round 6: skullery maid drops 2 defense.
- Round 6: skullery maid drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: skullery maid drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: skullery maid takes 83 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: skullery maid drops 5 attack power.
- Round 7: skullery maid drops 3 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Magicalness
- After Battle: Archibald sits on your shoulder, preening and otherwise unaware of what you're doing.
- You gain 37 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- You acquire an item: bottle of popskull
- You acquire an item: Skullery Maid's Knee
- After Battle: You gain 23 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(16): Starting with 27 left at Level: 5
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 21.0525
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 115.0
- > HP: 269/269, MP: 56/160
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:6/3): Progress 14/24
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
- [17] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: zombie chef
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: zombie chef drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: zombie chef drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: zombie chef takes 4 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 4: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: zombie chef drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: zombie chef drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: zombie chef takes 72 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when you armwrestled Mister Fettucini. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
- After Battle: Archibald sits on your shoulder, preening and otherwise unaware of what you're doing.
- You gain 50 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- You acquire an item: zombie hollandaise
- After Battle: You gain 29 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(17): Starting with 26 left at Level: 5
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 21.0525
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 115.0
- > HP: 272/272, MP: 61/160
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:6/3): Progress 16/24
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
- [18] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: skullery maid
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: skullery maid drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: skullery maid drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: skullery maid drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: skullery maid drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: skullery maid drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: skullery maid drops 3 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: skullery maid takes 4 damage.
- Round 4: skullery maid drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: skullery maid drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
- Round 5: skullery maid drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: skullery maid drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: skullery maid drops 2 attack power.
- Round 6: skullery maid drops 2 defense.
- Round 6: skullery maid drops 3 attack power.
- Round 6: skullery maid drops 4 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: skullery maid takes 91 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 7: skullery maid drops 5 attack power.
- Round 7: skullery maid drops 4 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when Captain Daft taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
- After Battle: Archibald sits on your shoulder, preening and otherwise unaware of what you're doing.
- You gain 31 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 30 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(18): Starting with 25 left at Level: 5
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 21.0525
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 115.0
- > HP: 274/274, MP: 77/162
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:6/3): Progress 19/24
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
- [19] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: skullery maid
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: skullery maid drops 4 attack power.
- Round 2: skullery maid drops 4 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: skullery maid drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: skullery maid drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: skullery maid drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: skullery maid drops 4 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: skullery maid takes 4 damage.
- Round 4: skullery maid drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: skullery maid drops 3 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 5: skullery maid drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: skullery maid drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: skullery maid drops 2 attack power.
- Round 6: skullery maid drops 2 defense.
- Round 6: skullery maid drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: skullery maid drops 3 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: skullery maid takes 83 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: skullery maid drops 4 attack power.
- Round 7: skullery maid drops 4 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when you armwrestled AlizarinBaby. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Archibald, the 3 lb. Exotic Parrot
- After Battle: Archibald squawks, "Awwrrk! Your actions are morally reprehensible. *whistle*"
- You gain 31 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- You acquire an item: Skullery Maid's Knee
- After Battle: You gain 17 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(19): Starting with 24 left at Level: 5
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 21.0525
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 115.0
- > HP: 274/274, MP: 77/162
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Looking for the Billards Room key (Hot/Stench:6/3): Progress 22/24
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
- [20] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: possessed silverware drawer
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: possessed silverware drawer drops 4 attack power.
- Round 2: possessed silverware drawer drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: possessed silverware drawer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: possessed silverware drawer drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: possessed silverware drawer drops 3 attack power.
- Round 3: possessed silverware drawer drops 4 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: possessed silverware drawer takes 4 damage.
- Round 4: possessed silverware drawer drops 4 attack power.
- Round 4: possessed silverware drawer drops 3 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 5: possessed silverware drawer drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: possessed silverware drawer drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: possessed silverware drawer drops 2 attack power.
- Round 6: possessed silverware drawer drops 2 defense.
- Round 6: possessed silverware drawer drops 4 attack power.
- Round 6: possessed silverware drawer drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: possessed silverware drawer takes 90 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 7: possessed silverware drawer drops 4 attack power.
- Round 7: possessed silverware drawer drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: Spookyraven billiards room key
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you and Mega Molly and Whiskey Horace won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
- After Battle: Archibald sits on your shoulder, preening and otherwise unaware of what you're doing.
- You gain 11 Meat.
- You acquire an item: eggbeater
- After Battle: You gain 26 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(20): Starting with 23 left at Level: 5
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 21.0525
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 115.0
- > HP: 276/276, MP: 76/163
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- [21] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
- familiar Rockin' Robin (16 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
- [21] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
- Encounter: Witchess Rook
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [21] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Witchess Rook
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Witchess Rook drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: Witchess Rook drops 3 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Witchess Rook drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Rook drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: Witchess Rook drops 4 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Rook drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Witchess Rook takes 5 damage.
- Round 4: Witchess Rook drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: Witchess Rook drops 4 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
- Round 5: Witchess Rook drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: Witchess Rook drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: Witchess Rook takes 3 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Witchess Rook drops 3 attack power.
- Round 6: Witchess Rook drops 4 defense.
- Round 6: Witchess Rook drops 4 attack power.
- Round 6: Witchess Rook drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Witchess Rook takes 72 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Witchess Rook drops 4 attack power.
- Round 7: Witchess Rook drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: Witchess Rook takes 2 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Witchess Rook takes 71 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 8: Witchess Rook drops 4 attack power.
- Round 8: Witchess Rook drops 4 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con II, when both BistreWhatever the Kind and Awesome Trinity complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
- After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Boppin' Patty, the 2 lb. Rockin' Robin
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Boppin' Patty makes some pleasing tweedledy-deedledy-deet noises as she helps you look for items.
- You acquire an item: Greek fire
- After Battle: Boppin' Patty suddenly shouts "Holy Tapes, Arbos!" Then she grins, because... what? (+6 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 46 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(20): Starting with 23 left at Level: 5
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 23.770000000000003
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 164.5777697028413
- > HP: 275/278, MP: 61/163
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- [21] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
- [21] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [21] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 4 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 5 damage.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 3 attack power.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 4 defense.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 4 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 71 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 5 defense.
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- robin's egg is multiusable, but KoLmafia thought it was not
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 70 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 6 attack power.
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 5 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you and PokeyCountess and DankLover won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Boppin' Patty whistles a few bars of When A Man Loves A Women. It really gets your toes tappin'.
- You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
- You acquire an item: robin's egg
- After Battle: Boppin' Patty grins cheerfully as she flits about, tweedlin' and deedlin'. (+5 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(20): Starting with 23 left at Level: 5
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 23.770000000000003
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 164.5777697028413
- > HP: 264/280, MP: 46/165
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- [21] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
- familiar XO Skeleton (17 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
- [21] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [21] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop takes 5 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 3 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 25 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 71 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 71 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when UncannyPunk the Drunk taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 12 Muscularity Points
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a life preserver for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 36 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(20): Starting with 23 left at Level: 5
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 20.125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 164.5777697028413
- > HP: 251/280, MP: 51/165
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- [21] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
- familiar Intergnat (16 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
- [21] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [21] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop takes 5 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 25 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you armwrestled InsaneAgent. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Zevon's Sixteenth Law of Gravity says the force acting on an object is equal to the love of the object times its mysteries!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 29 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(20): Starting with 23 left at Level: 5
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 20.125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 162.66479394838265
- > HP: 226/282, MP: 46/167
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- [21] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
- familiar XO Skeleton (17 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
- [21] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [21] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop takes 5 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 26 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 75 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 75 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Chutzpah
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
- After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 17 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
- After Battle: You gain 27 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(20): Starting with 23 left at Level: 5
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 20.125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 164.5777697028413
- > HP: 213/284, MP: 56/167
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- cast 1 The Ode to Booze
- You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)
- drink 3 Sacramento wine
- You gain 6 Adventures
- You gain 40 Beefiness
- You gain 11 Enchantedness
- You gain 24 Smarm
- You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- You gain 6 Adventures
- You gain 40 Muscleboundness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- You gain 14 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- You gain 16 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- You gain 6 Adventures
- You gain 18 Fortitude
- You gain 24 Magicalness
- You gain 16 Smarm
- You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- > Well, I need a pool cueball...
- familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (17 lbs)
- use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 27 Muscularity Points
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Billiards Room done, beep.
- [21] Rest in your dwelling
- You gain 9 hit points
- You gain 10 Muscularity Points
- [21] The Haunted Billiards Room
- Encounter: chalkdust wraith
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: Sniffles dissolves some of your opponent's more important bits, leaving it weaker.
- Round 1: chalkdust wraith drops 8 attack power.
- Round 1: chalkdust wraith drops 8 defense.
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 2: chalkdust wraith takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 43 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 3: chalkdust wraith takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: You lose 43 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 4: chalkdust wraith takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 43 hit points
- > Busting makes me feel good!!
- Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you and WonderfulLover totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Sniffles plops wetly around the scene, helping you pick stuff up.
- You acquire an item: handful of hand chalk
- After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 33 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- You gain a Level!
- After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(21): Starting with 40 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.21875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 209.5777697028413
- > HP: 108/288, MP: 36/170
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Well, I need a pool cueball...
- familiar XO Skeleton (17 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Billiards Room done, beep.
- [22] The Haunted Billiards Room
- Encounter: pooltergeist
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: pooltergeist takes 3 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: pooltergeist drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: pooltergeist drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: pooltergeist takes 5 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 4: pooltergeist takes 3 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: pooltergeist drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: pooltergeist drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts NORTHERN EXPLOSION!
- Round 6: pooltergeist takes 179 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con II, when you and Doctor Majestic and Countess Super won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 3 lb. XO Skeleton
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 16 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 18 Muscularity Points
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: 8-ball
- After Battle: You gain 32 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(22): Starting with 39 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.21875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
- > HP: 112/290, MP: 44/170
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Well, I need a pool cueball...
- familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (17 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Billiards Room done, beep.
- [23] The Haunted Billiards Room
- Encounter: That's Your Cue
- You acquire an item: pool cue
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(23): Starting with 38 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.21875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 209.5777697028413
- > HP: 134/290, MP: 53/170
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 16 <= 18
- > Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
- > Well, maybe I'll just deal with not being drunk enough, punk
- use 1 handful of hand chalk
- You acquire an effect: Chalky Hand (5)
- > It's billiards time!
- familiar Intergnat (16 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Billiards Room done, beep.
- [24] The Haunted Billiards Room
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR pooltergeist
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: pooltergeist drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: pooltergeist drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: pooltergeist takes 5 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 4: pooltergeist takes 3 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: pooltergeist drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: pooltergeist drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: pooltergeist takes 65 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 6: pooltergeist takes 2 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: pooltergeist takes 65 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con 3-D, when you and Meat Genesis took turns doing benchpresses with BoozeLover's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: 5-ball
- After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah CatFeet!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(24): Starting with 37 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.21875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 207.66479394838265
- > HP: 131/290, MP: 71/170
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Looking at the billiards room: 14 <= 16 <= 18
- > Not quite boozed up for the billiards room... we'll be back.
- > Well, maybe I'll just deal with not being drunk enough, punk
- > It's billiards time!
- familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (17 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Billiards Room done, beep.
- [25] The Haunted Billiards Room
- Encounter: Welcome To Our ool Table
- Took choice 875/1: try to beat ghost
- choice.php?whichchoice=875&option=1&pwd
- You acquire an item: Spookyraven library key
- cast 1 Advanced Cocktailcrafting
- You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
- You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
- You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
- You acquire an item: coconut shell
- You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
- cast 1 Request Sandwich
- You acquire an item: P.B.L.T.
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(25): Starting with 36 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 23.39375
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 209.5777697028413
- > HP: 153/290, MP: 57/170
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 67 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Well, we need writing desks
- > Going to the liberry!
- familiar Intergnat (16 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Library done, beep.
- [26] The Haunted Library
- Encounter: writing desk NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
- You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 10 damage.
- Round 2: writing desk takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 26 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: writing desk drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: writing desk drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 10 damage.
- Round 3: writing desk takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: writing desk takes 5 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 11 damage.
- Round 4: writing desk takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 12 damage.
- Round 5: writing desk takes 12 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 22 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: writing desk drops 4 attack power.
- Round 6: writing desk drops 4 defense.
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 12 damage.
- Round 6: writing desk takes 12 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos casts DIGITIZE!
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 9 damage.
- Round 7: writing desk takes 9 damage.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: writing desk takes 64 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 7 damage.
- Round 8: writing desk takes 7 damage.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you armwrestled SuperQueen. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: inkwell
- You acquire an item: snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 33 Muscleboundness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(26): Starting with 35 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 24.006249999999998
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 207.66479394838265
- > HP: 127/294, MP: 22/172
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 67 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Converting snifter of thoroughly aged brandy into Fuel
- > Compressed 1 snifter of thoroughly aged brandy into sheep, I mean fuel: 0 --> 3
- > Trying to find a mosquito.
- familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (17 lbs)
- use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 30 Muscularity Points
- > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
- [27] The Spooky Forest
- Encounter: spooky mummy
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: spooky mummy drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: spooky mummy drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: spooky mummy takes 5 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 4: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: spooky mummy drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: spooky mummy drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: spooky mummy takes 81 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when you and Captain Void totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
- You gain 18 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Sniffles glorps around, slurping up some random trash and debris.
- After Battle: Sniffles shudders and disgorges an item with a wet squelch.
- You acquire an item: eleven-foot pole
- After Battle: You gain 19 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(27): Starting with 34 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 209.5777697028413
- > HP: 143/294, MP: 54/172
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 67 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Trying to find a mosquito.
- familiar Intergnat (16 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
- [28] The Spooky Forest
- Encounter: triffid WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: triffid drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: triffid drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: triffid takes 5 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
- Round 4: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: triffid drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: triffid drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- moxie weed is not multiusable, but KoLmafia thought it was
- Round 6: triffid takes 79 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when you and SteakPunk totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
- Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 2 lb. Intergnat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: moxie weed
- You acquire an item: spooky stick
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(28): Starting with 33 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 209.5777697028413
- > HP: 153/294, MP: 61/172
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 67 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 moxie weed
- You gain 100 Meat
- > Trying to find a mosquito.
- familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (17 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
- [29] The Spooky Forest
- Encounter: bar
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Your opponent gets its arm stuck in Sniffles, which dissolves it down to the bone. Your foe is somewhat weaker now, but on the bright side, sweet skeleton arm, dude.
- Round 1: bar drops 8 attack power.
- Round 1: bar drops 8 defense.
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: bar drops 4 attack power.
- Round 2: bar drops 3 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: bar drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: bar drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: bar drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: bar drops 3 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: bar takes 5 damage.
- Round 4: bar drops 3 attack power.
- Round 4: bar drops 3 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 5: bar drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: bar drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: bar drops 2 attack power.
- Round 6: bar drops 2 defense.
- Round 6: bar drops 4 attack power.
- Round 6: bar drops 4 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: bar takes 101 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: bar drops 3 attack power.
- Round 7: bar drops 5 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XII, when MariachiChief gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
- You acquire an item: fine wine
- After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
- You gain 33 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Sniffles plops wetly around the scene, helping you pick stuff up.
- You acquire an item: bar skin
- After Battle: You gain 22 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(29): Starting with 32 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 209.5777697028413
- > HP: 182/296, MP: 70/173
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 67 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Trying to find a mosquito.
- familiar Intergnat (17 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
- [30] The Spooky Forest
- Encounter: spooky vampire WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: spooky vampire drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: spooky vampire drops 3 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: spooky vampire drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: spooky vampire drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: spooky vampire drops 4 attack power.
- Round 3: spooky vampire drops 4 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: spooky vampire takes 6 damage.
- Round 4: spooky vampire drops 3 attack power.
- Round 4: spooky vampire drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 5: spooky vampire drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: spooky vampire drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Roguishness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Centrifugal force doesn't really exist! It's actually quantum harmonic radiation!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 30 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(30): Starting with 31 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 209.5777697028413
- > HP: 204/288, MP: 50/173
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 67 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Trying to find a mosquito.
- familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (17 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
- [31] The Spooky Forest
- Encounter: spooky vampire
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: Your opponent gets his arm stuck in Sniffles, which dissolves it down to the bone. Your foe is somewhat weaker now, but on the bright side, sweet skeleton arm, dude.
- Round 1: spooky vampire drops 8 attack power.
- Round 1: spooky vampire drops 8 defense.
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: spooky vampire drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: spooky vampire drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: spooky vampire takes 5 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 4: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: spooky vampire drops 2 attack power.
- Round 5: spooky vampire drops 2 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: spooky vampire takes 72 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when both BoozerAgent and FuzzyWhatever the Cunning complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
- Your familiar gains a pound: Sniffles, the 3 lb. Gelatinous Cubeling
- You gain 12 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Sniffles slurps around, picking up discarded trash and bits.
- After Battle: You gain 21 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(31): Starting with 30 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
- > HP: 225/290, MP: 27/173
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 67 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Trying to find a mosquito.
- familiar XO Skeleton (18 lbs)
- use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 22 Muscularity Points
- cast 1 Smooth Movement
- You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
- > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
- [32] The Spooky Forest
- Encounter: warwelf
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: warwelf drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: warwelf drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: warwelf takes 5 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: warwelf drops 3 attack power.
- Round 4: warwelf drops 3 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: warwelf takes 64 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con V, when PunkFuzzyKing taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- You gain 25 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(32): Starting with 29 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
- > HP: 255/290, MP: 62/173
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 67 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Trying to find a mosquito.
- familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (18 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
- [33] The Spooky Forest
- Encounter: Arboreal Respite
- Took choice 502/2: gain mosquito larva or spooky mushrooms, gain quest coin, get stats or fight a vampire
- choice.php?whichchoice=502&option=2&pwd
- Encounter: Consciousness of a Stream
- Took choice 505/1: gain mosquito larva then 3 spooky mushrooms
- choice.php?whichchoice=505&option=1&pwd
- You acquire an item: mosquito larva
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(33): Starting with 28 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
- > HP: 283/290, MP: 57/173
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 67 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- You gain 500 Meat
- Visiting Bart Ender
- > Time for a tree-holed coin
- familiar Intergnat (17 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
- [34] The Spooky Forest
- Encounter: writing desk WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: writing desk drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: writing desk drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: writing desk takes 5 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IV, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Disraeli's Fifteenth Law of Color says any two objects exert math on each other, regardless of their frequency!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 33 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(34): Starting with 27 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 209.5777697028413
- > HP: 290/290, MP: 79/175
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 67 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Gotginb Goofballs
- Buying goofballs from the suspicious looking guy
- You acquire an item: bottle of goofballs
- add to closet: 1 bottle of goofballs
- > Time for a tree-holed coin
- familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (18 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
- [35] The Spooky Forest
- Encounter: Arboreal Respite
- Took choice 502/2: gain mosquito larva or spooky mushrooms, gain quest coin, get stats or fight a vampire
- choice.php?whichchoice=502&option=2&pwd
- Encounter: Consciousness of a Stream
- Took choice 505/2: gain 300 meat & tree-holed coin then nothing
- choice.php?whichchoice=505&option=2&pwd
- You gain 300 Meat
- You acquire an item: tree-holed coin
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(35): Starting with 26 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
- > HP: 290/290, MP: 60/175
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 67 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- buy 6 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 282 Meat
- You acquire wad of dough (6)
- buy 6 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
- You spent 396 Meat
- You acquire soda water (6)
- [36] Cook 6 wad of dough + 6 soda water
- You acquire loaf of soda bread (6)
- Crafting used 6 each of wad of dough and soda water
- Converting 6 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
- > Compressed 6 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 3 --> 39
- > Need a spooky map now
- familiar Intergnat (17 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
- [36] The Spooky Forest
- Encounter: spooky mummy WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: spooky mummy drops 3 attack power.
- Round 2: spooky mummy drops 4 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: spooky mummy drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: spooky mummy drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: spooky mummy drops 4 attack power.
- Round 3: spooky mummy drops 4 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: spooky mummy takes 5 damage.
- Round 4: spooky mummy drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: spooky mummy drops 3 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you and StinkyChipmunk the Inebriated took turns doing benchpresses with Caroline the Inebriated's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Cerulean Matter!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 26 Muscleboundness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(36): Starting with 25 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 209.5777697028413
- > HP: 292/292, MP: 62/175
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 67 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Need a spooky map now
- familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (18 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
- [37] The Spooky Forest
- Encounter: triffid
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Your opponent gets its arm stuck in Sniffles, which dissolves it down to the bone. Your foe is somewhat weaker now, but on the bright side, sweet skeleton arm, dude.
- Round 1: triffid drops 9 attack power.
- Round 1: triffid drops 9 defense.
- Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: triffid drops 3 attack power.
- Round 2: triffid drops 4 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: triffid drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: triffid drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: triffid drops 3 attack power.
- Round 3: triffid drops 4 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: triffid takes 5 damage.
- Round 4: triffid drops 3 attack power.
- Round 4: triffid drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: triffid drops 2 attack power.
- Round 5: triffid drops 2 defense.
- Round 5: triffid drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: triffid drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: triffid takes 93 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: triffid drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: triffid drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you and Sleazy Elizabeth and SealPunk won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Sniffles glorps around, slurping up some random trash and debris.
- You acquire an item: moxie weed
- You acquire an item: spooky stick
- After Battle: Sniffles shudders and disgorges an item with a wet squelch.
- You acquire an item: ring of Detect Boring Doors
- After Battle: You gain 32 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(37): Starting with 24 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
- > HP: 292/292, MP: 66/175
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 67 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 moxie weed
- You gain 100 Meat
- > Need a spooky map now
- familiar Intergnat (17 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
- [38] The Spooky Forest
- Encounter: Arboreal Respite
- Took choice 502/3: gain a starter item, gain Spooky-Gro fertilizer (0), gain spooky temple map
- choice.php?whichchoice=502&option=3&pwd
- Encounter: Through Thicket and Thinnet
- Took choice 506/3: gain spooky temple map
- choice.php?whichchoice=506&option=3&pwd
- Encounter: O Lith, Mon
- Took choice 507/1: gain Spooky Temple map
- choice.php?whichchoice=507&option=1&pwd
- You acquire an item: Spooky Temple map
- cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting
- You acquire scrumptious reagent (5)
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(38): Starting with 23 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 22.985416666666666
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 209.5777697028413
- > HP: 292/292, MP: 56/175
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 67 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Need some poop, I mean fertilizer now
- familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (18 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
- [39] The Spooky Forest
- Encounter: Arboreal Respite
- Took choice 502/3: gain a starter item, gain Spooky-Gro fertilizer (0)
- choice.php?whichchoice=502&option=3&pwd
- Encounter: Through Thicket and Thinnet
- Took choice 506/2: gain Spooky-Gro fertilizer
- choice.php?whichchoice=506&option=2&pwd
- You acquire an item: Spooky-Gro fertilizer
- cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(39): Starting with 22 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 24.797916666666673
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
- > HP: 292/292, MP: 40/175
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 77 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > And a spooky sapling!
- familiar XO Skeleton (18 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Spooky Forest done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at The Spooky Forest... (1) accesses required.
- [40] The Spooky Forest
- Encounter: Arboreal Respite
- Took choice 502/1: gain some meat, meet the vampire hunter and trade 0 hearts, sell bar skins (1) or buy a spooky sapling (0)
- choice.php?whichchoice=502&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: The Road Less Traveled
- Took choice 503/3: gain spooky sapling or trade bar skins
- choice.php?whichchoice=503&option=3&pwd
- Encounter: Tree's Last Stand
- Took choice 504/2: bar skins
- choice.php?whichchoice=504&option=2&pwd
- Encounter: Tree's Last Stand
- Took choice 504/3: buy spooky sapling
- choice.php?whichchoice=504&option=3&pwd
- Encounter: Tree's Last Stand
- You spent 100 Meat
- You acquire an item: spooky sapling
- Took choice 504/4: skip adventure
- choice.php?whichchoice=504&option=4&pwd
- use 1 Spooky Temple map
- > Turn(40): Starting with 21 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 25.235416666666673
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
- > HP: 292/292, MP: 63/175
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 77 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- buy 1 tires for 26 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 26 Meat
- You acquire an item: tires
- buy 1 sweet rims for 285 each from The General Store
- You spent 285 Meat
- You acquire an item: sweet rims
- Combine 1 tires + 1 sweet rims
- You acquire an item: dope wheels
- Crafting used 1 each of sweet rims and tires
- buy 1 empty meat tank for 19 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 19 Meat
- You acquire an item: empty meat tank
- Create 1 meat stack
- You acquire an item: meat stack
- You lose 100 Meat
- Combine 1 empty meat tank + 1 meat stack
- You acquire an item: full meat tank
- Crafting used 1 each of meat stack and empty meat tank
- buy 1 cog for 19 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 19 Meat
- You acquire an item: cog
- buy 1 sprocket for 19 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 19 Meat
- You acquire an item: sprocket
- buy 1 spring for 19 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 19 Meat
- You acquire an item: spring
- Combine 1 sprocket + 1 spring
- You acquire an item: sprocket assembly
- Crafting used 1 each of spring and sprocket
- Combine 1 cog + 1 sprocket assembly
- You acquire an item: cog and sprocket assembly
- Crafting used 1 each of cog and sprocket assembly
- Combine 1 full meat tank + 1 cog and sprocket assembly
- You acquire an item: meat engine
- Crafting used 1 each of cog and sprocket assembly and full meat tank
- Combine 1 dope wheels + 1 meat engine
- You acquire an item: bitchin' meatcar
- Crafting used 1 each of meat engine and dope wheels
- Visiting the Ruined House
- You acquire an item: anticheese
- > Turn(40): Starting with 21 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 25.235416666666673
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
- > HP: 292/292, MP: 63/175
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 77 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 anticheese
- You gain 30 Meat
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > Looking for some sexy lingerie!
- familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (18 lbs)
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Cobb's Knob Harem done, beep.
- [41] Cobb's Knob Harem
- Encounter: Knob Goblin Harem Girl
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Knob Goblin Harem Girl drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: Knob Goblin Harem Girl drops 10 defense.
- > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Knob Goblin Harem Girl takes 5 damage.
- > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: Knob Goblin Harem Girl drops 4 attack power.
- Round 4: Knob Goblin Harem Girl drops 4 defense.
- > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: Knob Goblin Harem Girl takes 59 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 12 hit points
- > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Knob Goblin Harem Girl takes 58 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when you armwrestled SealBarbarian. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Sniffles oozes around, picking up bits of debris from the battle.
- You acquire an item: Knob Goblin harem pants
- You acquire an item: Knob Goblin harem veil
- You acquire an item: disease
- After Battle: You gain 27 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(41): Starting with 20 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.241666666666674
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 246.46426544510456
- > HP: 294/294, MP: 31/175
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 77 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > At the shore, la de da!
- [42] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
- Took choice 793/1: Muscle Vacation
- choice.php?whichchoice=793&option=1&pwd
- You lose 3 Adventures
- You spent 500 Meat
- You gain 46 Muscleboundness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- You acquire an item: Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- [45] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
- Took choice 793/1: Muscle Vacation
- choice.php?whichchoice=793&option=1&pwd
- You lose 3 Adventures
- You spent 500 Meat
- You gain 60 Fortitude
- You acquire an item: Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Pastamastery
- You acquire dry noodles (5)
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- [48] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
- Took choice 793/1: Muscle Vacation
- choice.php?whichchoice=793&option=1&pwd
- You lose 3 Adventures
- You spent 500 Meat
- You gain 58 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- You acquire an item: Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- trading 3 Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip for 1 dinghy plans
- You acquire an item: dinghy plans
- buy 1 dingy planks for 380 each from The General Store
- You spent 380 Meat
- You acquire an item: dingy planks
- use 1 dinghy plans
- You acquire an item: dingy dinghy
- > Turn(50): Starting with 11 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.94375
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
- > HP: 293/298, MP: 72/175
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 87 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the bat hole!
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- familiar Intergnat (17 lbs)
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Guano Junction done, beep.
- [51] Rest in your dwelling
- You gain 9 hit points
- You gain 10 Muscularity Points
- [51] Guano Junction
- Encounter: baseball bat WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: baseball bat drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: baseball bat drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: baseball bat takes 5 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Cheek
- Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 3 lb. Intergnat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Disraeli's Thirtieth Law of Matter says any two objects exert color on each other, regardless of their frequency!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 25 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(51): Starting with 10 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.28229166666667
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 246.46426544510456
- > HP: 296/300, MP: 34/177
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 87 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the bat hole!
- familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (18 lbs)
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Guano Junction done, beep.
- [52] Rest in your dwelling
- You gain 8 hit points
- You gain 10 Muscularity Points
- use 2 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 54 Muscularity Points
- [52] Guano Junction
- Encounter: briefcase bat
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when both Booze Alex and RottenWhatever complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
- You gain 66 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Sniffles glorps around, slurping up some random trash and debris.
- You acquire an item: briefcase
- After Battle: You gain 26 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
- You gain a Moxie point!
- Paranormal activity reported at The Haunted Kitchen.
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(51): Starting with 10 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.28229166666667
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 246.46426544510456
- > HP: 276/300, MP: 42/177
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 87 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 24 hit points
- > Ghost busting time! At: The Haunted Kitchen
- > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
- familiar XO Skeleton (18 lbs)
- use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 29 Muscularity Points
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
- [52] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: The Icewoman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 2: You lose 48 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 3: You lose 48 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 4: You lose 48 hit points
- > Busting makes me feel good!!
- Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Wizardliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
- After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 12 Muscularity Points
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (3)
- You acquire an item: frigid derringer
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Better watch out for the train.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 38 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(51): Starting with 10 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.5025
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 241.46426544510456
- > HP: 156/300, MP: 63/177
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 87 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > In the bat hole!
- familiar Gelatinous Cubeling (18 lbs)
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Guano Junction done, beep.
- [52] Guano Junction
- Encounter: briefcase bat
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Sniffles dissolved some of your opponent's flesh, making it a bit weaker. Now you know what these cubes are for: making awesome skeletons.
- Round 1: briefcase bat drops 9 attack power.
- Round 1: briefcase bat drops 9 defense.
- Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: briefcase bat drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: briefcase bat drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: briefcase bat takes 5 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: briefcase bat drops 4 attack power.
- Round 4: briefcase bat drops 4 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: briefcase bat takes 41 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: briefcase bat takes 43 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: briefcase bat takes 46 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when GreatJuggalette the Tipsy gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
- You acquire an item: Cement Mixer
- You gain 61 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Sniffles slurps around, picking up discarded trash and bits.
- You acquire an item: briefcase
- You acquire an item: bat guano
- You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit
- After Battle: Sniffles shudders and disgorges an item with a wet squelch.
- You acquire an item: Pick-O-Matic lockpicks
- After Battle: +1 tuna (to Clan Floundry)
- After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(52): Starting with 9 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.28229166666667
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 246.46426544510456
- > HP: 137/302, MP: 61/177
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 87 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- familiar Intergnat (18 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [53] The Daily Dungeon (Room 1)
- Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
- Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(52): Starting with 9 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.377083333333335
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
- > HP: 137/262, MP: 61/137
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 87 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [53] The Daily Dungeon (Room 2)
- Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
- Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(52): Starting with 9 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.377083333333335
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
- > HP: 137/262, MP: 61/137
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 87 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [53] The Daily Dungeon (Room 3)
- Encounter: tonic water elemental AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: tonic water elemental drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: tonic water elemental drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: tonic water elemental drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: tonic water elemental drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: tonic water elemental drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: tonic water elemental drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: tonic water elemental takes 5 damage.
- Round 4: tonic water elemental drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: tonic water elemental drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: tonic water elemental drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: tonic water elemental drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: tonic water elemental drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: tonic water elemental drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: tonic water elemental takes 55 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 6: tonic water elemental drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: tonic water elemental drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: tonic water elemental takes 60 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: tonic water elemental drops 4 attack power.
- Round 7: tonic water elemental drops 5 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when you and Boozer Bella and LankyThug won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
- You gain 39 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: tonic djinn
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 36 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 34 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 3 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(53): Starting with 8 left at Level: 6
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.377083333333335
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
- > HP: 139/269, MP: 75/139
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 87 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [54] The Daily Dungeon
- Encounter: writing desk WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 28 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VIII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: disintegrating quill pen
- You acquire an item: inkwell
- You acquire an item: snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
- You acquire an item: BACON (2)
- After Battle: You gain 26 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(53): Starting with 8 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.739583333333336
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
- > HP: 111/271, MP: 45/139
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- You acquire an item: Evilometer
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- Converting snifter of thoroughly aged brandy into Fuel
- > Compressed 1 snifter of thoroughly aged brandy into sheep, I mean fuel: 39 --> 43
- Visiting a Science Tent
- Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
- Took choice 1201/3: Great!
- choice.php?whichchoice=1201&pwd&option=3
- familiar XO Skeleton (18 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (2) accesses required.
- Visiting a Science Tent
- Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
- Took choice 1201/1: Can I fight that tentacle you saved for science?
- choice.php?whichchoice=1201&pwd&option=1
- [54] Dr. Gordon Stuart's Science Tent
- Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle named Brghbrghblllrrggghsssshhsss
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [54] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle named Brghbrghblllrrggghsssshhsss
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 45 damage.
- Round 2: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 47 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts NORTHERN EXPLOSION!
- Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 58 damage.
- Round 3: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 21 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK!
- Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 61 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when you and Queen Whiskey and DankWizard won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
- You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
- After Battle: You gain 41 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 244 hit points
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 26 Muscularity Points
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 26 Muscularity Points
- [54] The Daily Dungeon (Room 4)
- Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
- Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(53): Starting with 8 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.827083333333334
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
- > HP: 271/271, MP: 52/139
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- familiar Intergnat (18 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [54] The Daily Dungeon (Room 5)
- Encounter: The First Chest Isn't the Deepest.
- Took choice 690/2: Skip to 8th chamber, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=690&option=2&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(53): Starting with 8 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.827083333333334
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
- > HP: 271/271, MP: 52/139
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [54] The Daily Dungeon (Room 8)
- Encounter: It's Almost Certainly a Trap
- Took choice 693/2: Avoid trap with eleven-foot pole, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=693&option=2&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(53): Starting with 8 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.827083333333334
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
- > HP: 271/271, MP: 52/139
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [54] The Daily Dungeon (Room 9)
- Encounter: mayonnaise wasp AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
- You acquire an effect: A Little Bit Poisoned (10)
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: mayonnaise wasp drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: mayonnaise wasp drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: mayonnaise wasp takes 4 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: mayonnaise wasp drops 4 attack power.
- Round 4: mayonnaise wasp drops 4 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: mayonnaise wasp takes 64 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 23 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: mayonnaise wasp takes 64 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XI, when you and FettuciniMegaThug totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: glob of spoiled mayo
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 30 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 30 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Disco Nap
- You gain 40 hit points
- You lose an effect: A Little Bit Poisoned (0)
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(54): Starting with 7 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.827083333333334
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
- > HP: 267/271, MP: 74/139
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [55] The Daily Dungeon (Room 10)
- Encounter: Second Chest
- Took choice 691/2: Skip to 13th chamber, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=691&option=2&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(54): Starting with 7 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.827083333333334
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
- > HP: 267/271, MP: 74/139
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [55] The Daily Dungeon (Room 13)
- Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
- Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(54): Starting with 7 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.827083333333334
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
- > HP: 267/271, MP: 74/139
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [55] The Daily Dungeon (Room 14)
- Encounter: It's Almost Certainly a Trap
- Took choice 693/2: Avoid trap with eleven-foot pole, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=693&option=2&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(54): Starting with 7 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.827083333333334
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
- > HP: 267/271, MP: 74/139
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [55] The Daily Dungeon (Room 15)
- Encounter: The Final Reward
- Took choice 689/1: Get fat loot token
- choice.php?whichchoice=689&option=1&pwd
- You acquire an item: fat loot token
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(55): Starting with 6 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.827083333333334
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 226.46426544510456
- > HP: 271/271, MP: 101/139
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > In the bat hole!
- use 1 sonar-in-a-biscuit
- > Turn(55): Starting with 6 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.827083333333334
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 246.46426544510456
- > HP: 271/311, MP: 101/179
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > In the bat hole!
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow done, beep.
- [56] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
- Encounter: ratbat NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: ratbat takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 10 damage.
- Round 2: ratbat takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when you and FurryOrder the Sauced and CrazyTurtle won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
- You gain 52 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: rat appendix
- You acquire an item: ratgut
- You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(55): Starting with 6 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 22.075000000000003
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 246.46426544510456
- > HP: 242/315, MP: 71/180
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 ratgut
- You gain 12 Meat
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > In the bat hole!
- use 1 sonar-in-a-biscuit
- > Turn(55): Starting with 6 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 22.075000000000003
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 246.46426544510456
- > HP: 242/315, MP: 71/180
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > In the bat hole!
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Beanbat Chamber done, beep.
- [56] The Beanbat Chamber
- Encounter: beanbat AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: beanbat takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts GINGERBREAD MOB HIT!
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Chutzpah
- You gain 77 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: enchanted bean
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(55): Starting with 6 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.94375
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 246.46426544510456
- > HP: 216/315, MP: 73/180
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > In the bat hole!
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow done, beep.
- [56] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
- Encounter: batrat AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: batrat takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: batrat drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: batrat drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: batrat drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: batrat drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: batrat drops 4 attack power.
- Round 3: batrat drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: batrat takes 6 damage.
- Round 4: batrat drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: batrat drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: batrat drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: batrat drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: batrat drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: batrat drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: batrat takes 69 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 6: batrat drops 4 attack power.
- Round 6: batrat drops 4 defense.
- Round 6: batrat takes 2 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: batrat takes 74 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: batrat drops 4 attack power.
- Round 7: batrat drops 5 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IV, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Roguishness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 4 lb. Intergnat
- You gain 50 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: bat wing
- You acquire an item: bat guano
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 42 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 21 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(56): Starting with 5 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 22.075000000000003
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 248.32645975048922
- > HP: 222/315, MP: 71/180
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the bat hole!
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow done, beep.
- [57] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
- Encounter: ratbat AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: ratbat takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 28 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: ratbat drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: ratbat drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: ratbat drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: ratbat drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: ratbat drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: ratbat drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: ratbat takes 6 damage.
- Round 4: ratbat drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: ratbat drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: ratbat drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: ratbat drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: ratbat drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: ratbat drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: ratbat takes 64 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: ratbat drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: ratbat drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: ratbat takes 2 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: ratbat takes 69 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: ratbat drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: ratbat drops 5 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: Knob Goblin sharpening spray
- You gain 48 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: ratgut
- You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 29 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(57): Starting with 4 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 20.262500000000003
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 248.32645975048922
- > HP: 229/317, MP: 66/180
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 79 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 ratgut
- You gain 12 Meat
- > In the bat hole!
- use 1 sonar-in-a-biscuit
- > Turn(57): Starting with 4 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 20.262500000000003
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 248.32645975048922
- > HP: 229/317, MP: 66/180
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 79 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > In the bat hole!
- cast 1 The Polka of Plenty
- You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (5)
- > Pre Adventure at The Boss Bat's Lair done, beep.
- [58] The Boss Bat's Lair
- Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: beefy bodyguard bat takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat takes 6 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con 3-D, when you and MeatMaker took turns doing benchpresses with OmegaAddress's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Johnson's Twenty-third Law of Mass says any two objects exert mass on each other, regardless of their love!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(58): Starting with 3 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 19.868750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 248.32645975048922
- > HP: 228/317, MP: 77/180
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 79 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the bat hole!
- > Pre Adventure at The Boss Bat's Lair done, beep.
- [59] The Boss Bat's Lair
- Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat takes 6 damage.
- Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat takes 81 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat takes 3 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: beefy bodyguard bat takes 82 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 attack power.
- Round 7: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you and FusilliGuy the Baboon and Booze Manny won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- You gain 707 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 22 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(59): Starting with 2 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 18.05625
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 248.32645975048922
- > HP: 264/317, MP: 75/182
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 69 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the bat hole!
- > Pre Adventure at The Boss Bat's Lair done, beep.
- [60] The Boss Bat's Lair
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR beefy bodyguard bat
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat takes 6 damage.
- Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat takes 90 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 attack power.
- Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you armwrestled Mister Stinky. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness
- You gain 715 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- After Battle: Isabella pops up unexpectedly, interrupting what you're doing, and shoves an advertisement in your face.
- You acquire an item: scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Starting bedtime: Pulls Left: 0
- > Deleting processed mail...
- > 1 message deleted.
- > Checking for updates (running EatDrink ver. 3.2)...
- > Running EatDrink version: 3.2 (current)
- > Skipping favorites.
- > You're in ronin, so no shopping for you.
- > Starting EatDrink.ash (version 3.2).
- > Consuming up to 15 food, 14 booze, and 0 spleen
- > Considering food from inventory Coinmasters NPCs. Per-item budget cap is 75000.0.
- > Retrieval cap is 20000. Price will be a factor if you own it already.
- > An adventure has the value of <b>1700 meat</b>. Muscle subpoint is 10.0. Nonprime stat subpoint is 2.0.
- > <b>Simulating only</b>; no purchases or food/drink/spleen consumption.
- > Pass 1: booze.
- > booze: At 0, consuming to 14 with 2661 meat.
- > Since 75.0 is more than 74.5 we are using a speculative stack of 760.
- > simulating retrieval of one hacked gibson.
- > simulating retrieval of one hacked gibson.
- > simulating retrieval of one hacked gibson.
- > simulating retrieval of one splendid martini.
- > simulating retrieval of one splendid martini.
- > <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:2978
- > 0: <b>Ode to Booze</b> price: 1292 value: 22508
- > 1: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:2978
- > <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913
- > 2: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913
- > <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913
- > 3: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913
- > <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:2 value:2927
- > 4: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:2 value:2927
- > <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:2 value:8567
- > 5: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:2 value:8567
- > Pass 2: food.
- > food: At 0, consuming to 15 with 1369 meat.
- > Best find was none with a value of 0. That's no good, so not consuming and moving on.
- > No food available that's good enough. Found 4 items first. Moving on.
- > Since 71.0 is more than 69.5 we are using a speculative stack of 1512.
- > simulating retrieval of one browser cookie.
- > simulating retrieval of one browser cookie.
- > simulating retrieval of one browser cookie.
- > simulating retrieval of one painful penne pasta.
- > <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:1 value:6863
- > 1: <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:1 value:6863
- > <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:1 value:7850
- > 2: <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:1 value:7850
- > <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:1 value:7850
- > 3: <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:1 value:7850
- > <b>painful penne pasta</b> lev:3 gain:3.0 adv:8.0 musc:18.5 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:100 own:1 value:4060
- > 4: <b>painful penne pasta</b> lev:3 gain:3.0 adv:8.0 musc:18.5 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:100 own:1 value:4060
- > Pass 3: spleen.
- > Skipping spleen.
- > Pass 4: booze.
- > Skipping booze.
- > Finished.
- > Spent 300 meat with additional expenditures of 1292 meat. Gained Fullness: 15. Inebriety: 14. Spleen: 0.Adventures: 160. Muscle: 354. Moxie: 336. Mysticality: 336.On step 1 your best value was recalculated as 760.On step 2 your best value was recalculated as 1512.
- > Eating, drinking, and spleening complete. Commence merrymaking (at your own discretion).
- > ******************************************
- > Now, to recap...
- > ******************************************
- > Starting EatDrink.ash (version 3.2).<br>Consuming up to 15 food, 14 booze, and 0 spleen<br>Considering food from inventory Coinmasters NPCs. Per-item budget cap is 75000.0.<br>Retrieval cap is 20000. Price will be a factor if you own it already.<br>An adventure has the value of <b>1700 meat</b>. Muscle subpoint is 10.0. Nonprime stat subpoint is 2.0.<br><b>Simulating only</b>; no purchases or food/drink/spleen consumption.<br>booze: At 0, consuming to 14 with 2661 meat.<br>0: <b>Ode to Booze</b> price: 1292 value: 22508<br>1: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:2978<br>2: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913<br>3: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913<br>4: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:2 value:2927<br>5: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:2 value:8567<br>food: At 0, consuming to 15 with 1369 meat.<br>Best find was none with a value of 0. That's no good, so not consuming and moving on.<br>1: <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:1 value:6863<br>2: <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:1 value:7850<br>3: <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:1 value:7850<br>4: <b>painful penne pasta</b> lev:3 gain:3.0 adv:8.0 musc:18.5 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:100 own:1 value:4060<br>Finished. <br>Spent 300 meat with additional expenditures of 1292 meat. Gained Fullness: 15. Inebriety: 14. Spleen: 0.Adventures: 160. Muscle: 354. Moxie: 336. Mysticality: 336.On step 1 your best value was recalculated as 760.On step 2 your best value was recalculated as 1512.<br>Eating, drinking, and spleening complete. Commence merrymaking (at your own discretion).<br>
- > Skipping favorites.
- > You're in ronin, so no shopping for you.
- > Starting EatDrink.ash (version 3.2).
- > Consuming up to 15 food, 14 booze, and 0 spleen
- > Considering food from inventory Coinmasters NPCs. Per-item budget cap is 75000.0.
- > Retrieval cap is 20000. Price will be a factor if you own it already.
- > An adventure has the value of <b>1700 meat</b>. Muscle subpoint is 10.0. Nonprime stat subpoint is 2.0.
- > Pass 1: booze.
- > booze: At 3, consuming to 14 with 2661 meat.
- > Getting 2 hacked gibson in 0 seconds
- Source Terminal: extrude -f booze.ext
- You acquire an item: hacked gibson
- Source Terminal: extrude -f booze.ext
- You acquire an item: hacked gibson
- > <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:0 value:8567
- > 0: <b>Ode to Booze</b> price: 0 value: 8500
- uneffect Polka of Plenty
- cast 1 The Ode to Booze
- You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)
- > 0: <b>Ode to Booze</b> price: 442 value: 8058
- use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 24 Muscularity Points
- buy 4 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 340 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (4)
- use 4 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 40 Muscularity Points
- cast 1 The Ode to Booze
- You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)
- > 0: <b>Ode to Booze</b> price: 204 value: 1496
- buy 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 425 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (5)
- use 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 50 Muscularity Points
- cast 1 The Ode to Booze
- You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)
- drink 1 splendid martini
- You gain 8 Adventures
- You gain 32 Strengthliness
- You gain 26 Enchantedness
- You gain 12 Smarm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- You acquire an effect: A View to Some Meat (40)
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- > 1: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:0 value:8567
- > <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:0 value:8567
- drink 1 splendid martini
- You gain 7 Adventures
- You gain 17 Muscleboundness
- You gain 12 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- You gain 27 Cheek
- You acquire an effect: Goldentongue (40)
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- > 2: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:0 value:8567
- > <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:0 value:8567
- drink 1 splendid martini
- You gain 7 Adventures
- You gain 19 Fortitude
- You gain 23 Wizardliness
- You gain 12 Sarcasm
- You acquire an effect: Quantum of Moxie (40)
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- > 3: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:0 value:8567
- > <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913
- drink 1 hacked gibson
- You gain 25 Adventures
- You gain 62 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- You gain 59 Enchantedness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- You gain 49 Cheek
- You gain a Moxie point!
- You gain 4 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-4)
- > 4: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913
- > <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913
- drink 1 hacked gibson
- You gain 26 Adventures
- You gain 72 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- You gain 58 Enchantedness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- You gain 53 Chutzpah
- You gain a Moxie point!
- You gain 4 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-4)
- > 5: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913
- > Pass 2: food.
- > food: At 0, consuming to 15 with 1896 meat.
- > Getting 3 browser cookie in 0 seconds
- Source Terminal: extrude -f food.ext
- You acquire an item: browser cookie
- Source Terminal: extrude -f food.ext
- > EatDrink encountered an error: You don't have 3 browser cookie and you're not able to shop.
- > Something went wrong with getting browser cookie for 5000. Recalculating.
- > Pass 2: food.
- > food: At 0, consuming to 15 with 1896 meat.
- > Getting 1 robin flan in 0 seconds
- buy 1 Gnollish pie tin for 28 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 28 Meat
- You acquire an item: Gnollish pie tin
- [61] Cook 1 robin's egg + 1 Gnollish pie tin
- You acquire an item: robin flan
- Crafting used 1 each of Gnollish pie tin and robin's egg
- > Getting 1 ratini in 0 seconds
- buy 1 Dramatic™ range for 950 each from The General Store
- You spent 950 Meat
- You acquire an item: Dramatic™ range
- use 1 Dramatic™ range
- [61] Cook 1 rat appendix + 1 dry noodles
- You acquire an item: ratini
- Crafting used 1 each of rat appendix and dry noodles
- > Getting 1 bätzle in 0 seconds
- [62] Cook 1 bat wing + 1 dry noodles
- You acquire an item: bätzle
- Crafting used 1 each of bat wing and dry noodles
- > <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:0 value:7850
- eat 1 browser cookie
- You gain 22 Adventures
- You gain 60 Muscleboundness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- You gain 56 Enchantedness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- You gain 48 Chutzpah
- You gain a Moxie point!
- You gain 4 Fullness
- > 1: <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:0 value:7850
- > <b>robin flan</b> lev:1 gain:2.0 adv:8.0 musc:15.0 myst:15.0 mox:15.0 meat:500 own:0 value:6655
- eat 1 robin flan
- You gain 9 Adventures
- You gain 16 Strongness
- You gain 11 Wizardliness
- You gain 14 Cheek
- You gain 2 Fullness
- > 2: <b>robin flan</b> lev:1 gain:2.0 adv:8.0 musc:15.0 myst:15.0 mox:15.0 meat:500 own:0 value:6655
- > <b>ratini</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:12.0 musc:0.0 myst:25.0 mox:0.0 meat:960 own:0 value:4872
- eat 1 ratini
- You gain 11 Adventures
- You gain 27 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- You gain 4 Fullness
- > 3: <b>ratini</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:12.0 musc:0.0 myst:25.0 mox:0.0 meat:960 own:0 value:4872
- > <b>bätzle</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:12.0 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:25.0 meat:978 own:0 value:4868
- eat 1 bätzle
- You gain 10 Adventures
- You gain 20 Chutzpah
- You gain a Moxie point!
- You gain 4 Fullness
- > 4: <b>bätzle</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:12.0 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:25.0 meat:978 own:0 value:4868
- > <b>meteoreo</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:6.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:6194 own:1 value:4856
- eat 1 meteoreo
- You gain 7 Adventures
- You acquire an effect: Superioreo (40)
- You gain 1 Fullness
- > 5: <b>meteoreo</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:6.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:6194 own:1 value:4856
- > Pass 3: spleen.
- > Skipping spleen.
- > Pass 4: booze.
- > Skipping booze.
- > Finished. You had -Ode to Booze in effect. Adventures listed above does not reflect that, but this does:
- > Spent 1743 meat. Gained Fullness: 15. Inebriety: 11. Spleen: 0.Adventures: 130. Muscle: 278. Moxie: 235. Mysticality: 272.
- > Eating, drinking, and spleening complete. Commence merrymaking (at your own discretion).
- > ******************************************
- > Now, to recap...
- > ******************************************
- > Starting EatDrink.ash (version 3.2).<br>Consuming up to 15 food, 14 booze, and 0 spleen<br>Considering food from inventory Coinmasters NPCs. Per-item budget cap is 75000.0.<br>Retrieval cap is 20000. Price will be a factor if you own it already.<br>An adventure has the value of <b>1700 meat</b>. Muscle subpoint is 10.0. Nonprime stat subpoint is 2.0.<br>booze: At 3, consuming to 14 with 2661 meat.<br>0: <b>Ode to Booze</b> price: 0 value: 8500<br>0: <b>Ode to Booze</b> price: 442 value: 8058<br>0: <b>Ode to Booze</b> price: 204 value: 1496<br>1: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:0 value:8567<br>2: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:0 value:8567<br>3: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1885 own:0 value:8567<br>4: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913<br>5: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4745 own:1 value:7913<br>food: At 0, consuming to 15 with 1896 meat.<br>EatDrink encountered an error: You don't have 3 browser cookie and you're not able to shop.<br>food: At 0, consuming to 15 with 1896 meat.<br>1: <b>browser cookie</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:5000 own:0 value:7850<br>2: <b>robin flan</b> lev:1 gain:2.0 adv:8.0 musc:15.0 myst:15.0 mox:15.0 meat:500 own:0 value:6655<br>3: <b>ratini</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:12.0 musc:0.0 myst:25.0 mox:0.0 meat:960 own:0 value:4872<br>4: <b>bätzle</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:12.0 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:25.0 meat:978 own:0 value:4868<br>5: <b>meteoreo</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:6.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:6194 own:1 value:4856<br>Finished. You had -Ode to Booze in effect. Adventures listed above does not reflect that, but this does:<br>Spent 1743 meat. Gained Fullness: 15. Inebriety: 11. Spleen: 0.Adventures: 130. Muscle: 278. Moxie: 235. Mysticality: 272.<br>Eating, drinking, and spleening complete. Commence merrymaking (at your own discretion).<br>
- > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
- > This is version: 1287 Mafia: 18383
- > This is day 1.
- > Turns played: 62 current adventures: 131
- > Current Ascension: Standard
- uneffect Ode to Booze
- > Turn(62): Starting with 131 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 20.993750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 220.0 Item Drop: 248.32645975048922
- > HP: 323/413, MP: 71/191
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 69 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the bat hole!
- cast 1 The Polka of Plenty
- You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (5)
- > Pre Adventure at The Boss Bat's Lair done, beep.
- [63] The Boss Bat's Lair
- Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat drops 3 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 attack power.
- Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat takes 6 damage.
- Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 attack power.
- Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Cheek
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Franklin's Sixth Law of Melody says what goes over must come over!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 29 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(63): Starting with 130 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 20.993750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 270.0 Item Drop: 248.32645975048922
- > HP: 347/413, MP: 37/191
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 69 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the bat hole!
- familiar XO Skeleton (18 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Boss Bat's Lair done, beep.
- buy 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 425 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (5)
- use 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 52 Muscularity Points
- [64] The Boss Bat's Lair
- Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 attack power.
- Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat takes 6 damage.
- Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat drops 3 attack power.
- Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat drops 3 defense.
- Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: beefy bodyguard bat takes 96 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: beefy bodyguard bat drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: beefy bodyguard bat drops 4 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con 3-D, when you and MariachiWackyData took turns doing benchpresses with Steven the Spectacular's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
- You gain 973 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 21 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(64): Starting with 129 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.168750000000003
- > Meat Drop: 270.0 Item Drop: 246.46426544510456
- > HP: 374/413, MP: 53/191
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 69 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the bat hole!
- familiar Intergnat (19 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Boss Bat's Lair done, beep.
- [65] The Boss Bat's Lair
- Encounter: The Boss Bat WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Boss Bat drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: Boss Bat drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Boss Bat takes 6 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Boss Bat drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: Boss Bat drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Boss Bat takes 72 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 10 Muscularity Points
- Round 6: Boss Bat heals 10 hit points.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Boss Bat takes 68 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when you and CheeseKid took turns doing benchpresses with LankyDaftChef's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: dense meat stack
- You acquire an item: batskin belt
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(65): Starting with 128 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 17.056250000000002
- > Meat Drop: 270.0 Item Drop: 248.32645975048922
- > HP: 412/416, MP: 45/191
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 69 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 dense meat stack
- You gain 1,000 Meat
- > In the bat hole!
- > Turn(65): Starting with 128 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 17.056250000000002
- > Meat Drop: 270.0 Item Drop: 248.32645975048922
- > HP: 412/416, MP: 45/191
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 69 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- use 1 shoe gum
- You acquire an effect: Gummed Shoes (50)
- > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
- familiar Space Jellyfish (16 lbs)
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
- buy 6 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 510 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (6)
- use 6 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 56 Muscularity Points
- [66] The Dark Heart of the Woods
- Encounter: P imp
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: Frullace drops onto your foe's head like a big gloopy helmet, and sucks out some of their life essences. This naturally makes them a little weak, physically speaking.
- Round 1: P imp drops 8 attack power.
- Round 1: P imp drops 8 defense.
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: P imp drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: P imp drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: P imp drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: P imp drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: P imp drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: P imp drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: P imp takes 6 damage.
- Round 4: P imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: P imp drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 5: P imp drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: P imp drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT JELLY!
- Round 6: Frullace gloms onto your foe and sucks out all their warmth -- both physical heat and, like, affection for baby kittens. This is then processed into a hot goop that Frullace squirts at you.
- You acquire an item: hot jelly
- Round 6: P imp drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: P imp drops 4 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 7: P imp drops 3 attack power.
- Round 7: P imp drops 3 defense.
- Round 7: P imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 7: P imp drops 5 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: P imp takes 107 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: P imp drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: P imp drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con X, when SpaghettiCountess bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
- You acquire an item: pickled egg
- You gain 111 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- You acquire an item: Imp Ale
- After Battle: You gain 33 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(66): Starting with 127 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 21.9125
- > Meat Drop: 260.0 Item Drop: 195.0
- > HP: 416/416, MP: 61/191
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 69 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 Imp Ale
- You gain 25 Meat
- > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
- buy 6 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 510 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (6)
- use 6 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 62 Muscularity Points
- [67] The Dark Heart of the Woods
- Encounter: G imp
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: Frullace puts your foe's entire head in its mouth, which your foe seems to find distracting.
- Round 1: G imp drops 8 attack power.
- Round 1: G imp drops 8 defense.
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: G imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: G imp drops 4 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: G imp drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: G imp drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: G imp drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: G imp drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: G imp takes 6 damage.
- Round 4: G imp drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: G imp drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 5: G imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: G imp drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT JELLY!
- Round 6: Frullace drains your foe of their essences or energy or whatever, but apparently it's not the kind of whatever that's good for making jelly.
- Round 6: G imp drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: G imp drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 7: G imp drops 3 attack power.
- Round 7: G imp drops 3 defense.
- Round 7: G imp drops 4 attack power.
- Round 7: G imp drops 4 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: G imp takes 96 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: G imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 8: G imp drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: G imp takes 102 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 9: G imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 9: G imp drops 5 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XII, when both SealBadger and FusilliCamel the Unpleasant complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
- You gain 108 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- You acquire an item: hot wing
- You acquire an item: Imp Ale
- After Battle: You gain 38 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
- cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(67): Starting with 126 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 23.725
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 195.0
- > HP: 416/416, MP: 68/191
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 79 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 Imp Ale
- You gain 25 Meat
- > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
- [68] The Dark Heart of the Woods
- Encounter: Fallen Archfiend
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: Frullace puts your foe's entire head in its mouth -- wait, is that Frullace's mouth? It's on the underneath, so it could also be its butt, right?
- Round 1: Fallen Archfiend drops 8 attack power.
- Round 1: Fallen Archfiend drops 8 defense.
- Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Fallen Archfiend drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Fallen Archfiend drops 12 attack power.
- Round 3: Fallen Archfiend drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Fallen Archfiend takes 6 damage.
- Round 4: Fallen Archfiend drops 4 attack power.
- Round 4: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
- Round 5: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT JELLY!
- Round 6: Frullace gloms onto your foe and sucks out all their warmth -- both physical heat and, like, affection for baby kittens. This is then processed into a hot goop that Frullace squirts at you.
- You acquire an item: hot jelly
- Round 6: Fallen Archfiend drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: Fallen Archfiend drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 7: Fallen Archfiend drops 4 attack power.
- Round 7: Fallen Archfiend drops 3 defense.
- Round 7: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Fallen Archfiend takes 87 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 8: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Fallen Archfiend takes 92 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 9: Fallen Archfiend drops 6 attack power.
- Round 9: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, when you and BeefSeal and InsaneKetchupSeal won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
- You gain 124 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- You acquire an item: demon skin
- You acquire an item: pink slime
- After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(68): Starting with 125 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 25.975000000000005
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 195.0
- > HP: 419/419, MP: 54/192
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
- familiar Intergnat (19 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
- [69] The Dark Heart of the Woods
- Encounter: P imp WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: P imp drops 14 attack power.
- Round 2: P imp drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: P imp takes 6 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: P imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: P imp drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: P imp takes 64 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: P imp takes 60 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when MustardBlaster the Barbarian taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- You gain 96 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: hot wing
- You acquire an item: Imp Ale
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(69): Starting with 124 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.412500000000005
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 243.32645975048922
- > HP: 419/419, MP: 67/192
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 Imp Ale
- You gain 25 Meat
- > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
- [70] The Dark Heart of the Woods
- Encounter: Moon Over the Dark Heart
- You acquire an item: hot plate
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(70): Starting with 123 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.412500000000005
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 243.32645975048922
- > HP: 419/419, MP: 75/192
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
- [71] The Dark Heart of the Woods
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Fallen Archfiend
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Fallen Archfiend drops 14 attack power.
- Round 3: Fallen Archfiend drops 13 defense.
- Round 3: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Fallen Archfiend takes 6 damage.
- Round 4: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
- Round 5: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: Fallen Archfiend drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: Fallen Archfiend drops 4 defense.
- Round 6: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Fallen Archfiend takes 60 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Fallen Archfiend drops 5 attack power.
- Round 7: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Fallen Archfiend takes 71 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: Fallen Archfiend drops 6 attack power.
- Round 8: Fallen Archfiend drops 6 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Fallen Archfiend takes 73 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 9: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 attack power.
- Round 9: Fallen Archfiend drops 7 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 5 lb. Intergnat
- You gain 145 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: infernal insoles
- You acquire an item: demon skin
- You acquire an item: pink slime
- After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah Neil!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 40 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(71): Starting with 122 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.412500000000005
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 245.166247903554
- > HP: 422/422, MP: 42/192
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
- [72] The Dark Heart of the Woods
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR P imp
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: P imp drops 14 attack power.
- Round 2: P imp drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: P imp takes 6 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: P imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: P imp drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: P imp takes 60 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: P imp takes 59 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: P imp takes 60 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XI, when you and Cheese Willie totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
- You gain 102 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: hot wing
- You acquire an item: Imp Ale
- After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a CatFeet but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 37 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(72): Starting with 121 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.412500000000005
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 245.166247903554
- > HP: 422/422, MP: 49/192
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 Imp Ale
- You gain 25 Meat
- > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
- [73] The Dark Heart of the Woods
- Encounter: G imp AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: G imp drops 14 attack power.
- Round 2: G imp drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: G imp takes 6 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
- Round 4: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: G imp drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: G imp drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: G imp takes 60 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: G imp takes 59 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: G imp takes 59 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con 3-D, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Smarm
- You gain 93 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: hot wing
- You acquire an item: Imp Ale
- You acquire an item: leather mask
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 48 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 37 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(73): Starting with 120 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.412500000000005
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 245.166247903554
- > HP: 407/407, MP: 51/194
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 Imp Ale
- You gain 25 Meat
- autosell: 1 hot wing
- You gain 32 Meat
- > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
- [74] The Dark Heart of the Woods
- Encounter: It's The Only Way To Be Sure
- You acquire an item: SPF 451 lip balm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(74): Starting with 119 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.412500000000005
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 245.166247903554
- > HP: 407/407, MP: 69/194
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
- [75] The Dark Heart of the Woods
- Encounter: Running the Lode
- You gain 350 Meat
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(75): Starting with 118 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.412500000000005
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 245.166247903554
- > HP: 407/422, MP: 77/194
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Getting Box of Birthday Candles
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Heart of the Woods done, beep.
- [76] The Dark Heart of the Woods
- Encounter: Imp Be Nimble, Imp Be Quick
- You acquire an item: box of birthday candles
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(76): Starting with 117 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.412500000000005
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 245.166247903554
- > HP: 422/422, MP: 59/194
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Getting Dodecagram
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
- [77] The Dark Neck of the Woods
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR P imp
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: P imp drops 13 attack power.
- Round 2: P imp drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: P imp takes 6 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: P imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: P imp drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: P imp takes 59 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: P imp takes 64 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: P imp takes 59 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when SexyChickenPunk taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- You gain 83 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: hot wing
- You acquire an item: Imp Ale
- You acquire an item: diamond-studded cane
- After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your K'choxdaa are belong to us!", it blurts.
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 29 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(77): Starting with 116 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 245.166247903554
- > HP: 425/425, MP: 71/194
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 Imp Ale
- You gain 25 Meat
- autosell: 1 hot wing
- You gain 32 Meat
- > Getting Dodecagram
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
- [78] The Dark Neck of the Woods
- Encounter: P imp WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: P imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: P imp drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: P imp drops 13 attack power.
- Round 3: P imp drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: P imp drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: P imp drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: P imp takes 6 damage.
- Round 4: P imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: P imp drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
- Round 5: P imp drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: P imp drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: P imp drops 4 attack power.
- Round 6: P imp drops 4 defense.
- Round 6: P imp drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: P imp drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: P imp takes 70 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: P imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 7: P imp drops 5 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: P imp takes 79 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: P imp drops 6 attack power.
- Round 8: P imp drops 6 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
- You gain 108 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: hot wing
- You acquire an item: Imp Ale
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 40 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
- cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(78): Starting with 115 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 245.166247903554
- > HP: 425/425, MP: 45/194
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 Imp Ale
- You gain 25 Meat
- autosell: 1 hot wing
- You gain 32 Meat
- > Getting Dodecagram
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
- [79] The Dark Neck of the Woods
- Encounter: W imp NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: W imp drops 14 attack power.
- Round 2: W imp drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 10 damage.
- Round 2: W imp takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: W imp takes 6 damage.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 12 damage.
- Round 3: W imp takes 12 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 12 damage.
- Round 4: W imp takes 12 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: W imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: W imp drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 12 damage.
- Round 5: W imp takes 12 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: W imp takes 60 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 13 damage.
- Round 6: W imp takes 13 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: W imp takes 64 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 12 damage.
- Round 7: W imp takes 12 damage.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
- You gain 99 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: Imp Ale
- You acquire an item: ruby W
- You acquire an item: wussiness potion
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 36 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(79): Starting with 114 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 245.166247903554
- > HP: 431/431, MP: 48/194
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 Imp Ale
- You gain 25 Meat
- > Getting Dodecagram
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
- [80] The Dark Neck of the Woods
- Encounter: How Do We Do It? Quaint and Curious Volume!
- You gain 250 Meat
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(80): Starting with 113 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 215.166247903554
- > HP: 431/431, MP: 56/194
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Getting Dodecagram
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
- [81] The Dark Neck of the Woods
- Encounter: Strike One!
- You acquire an item: imp unity ring
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(81): Starting with 112 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 215.166247903554
- > HP: 431/431, MP: 35/194
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Getting Dodecagram
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
- buy 6 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 510 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (6)
- use 6 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 61 Muscularity Points
- [82] The Dark Neck of the Woods
- Encounter: Hellion AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Hellion drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: Hellion drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Hellion drops 14 attack power.
- Round 3: Hellion drops 13 defense.
- Round 3: Hellion drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: Hellion drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Hellion takes 6 damage.
- Round 4: Hellion drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: Hellion drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 5: Hellion drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: Hellion drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Hellion drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: Hellion drops 4 defense.
- Round 6: Hellion drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: Hellion drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Hellion takes 60 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: Hellion drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: Hellion drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Hellion takes 72 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 8: Hellion drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: Hellion drops 6 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Hellion takes 74 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 9: Hellion drops 7 attack power.
- Round 9: Hellion drops 5 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XII, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: patent avarice tonic
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 38 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(82): Starting with 111 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 215.166247903554
- > HP: 431/431, MP: 76/194
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Getting Dodecagram
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
- [83] The Dark Neck of the Woods
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR P imp
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: P imp drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: P imp drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: P imp drops 13 attack power.
- Round 3: P imp drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: P imp drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: P imp drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: P imp takes 6 damage.
- Round 4: P imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: P imp drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: P imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: P imp drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: P imp drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: P imp drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: P imp takes 64 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: P imp drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: P imp drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: P imp takes 72 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: P imp drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: P imp drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when ObservedKid taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
- You gain 98 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: hot wing
- You acquire an item: Imp Ale
- You acquire an item: diamond-studded cane
- After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a Neil but I eated it!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 33 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(83): Starting with 110 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 215.166247903554
- > HP: 431/431, MP: 77/196
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 Imp Ale
- You gain 25 Meat
- autosell: 1 hot wing
- You gain 32 Meat
- > Getting Dodecagram
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
- [84] The Dark Neck of the Woods
- Encounter: writing desk WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: writing desk drops 4 attack power.
- Round 2: writing desk drops 4 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: writing desk drops 12 attack power.
- Round 3: writing desk drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: writing desk drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: writing desk drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: writing desk takes 6 damage.
- Round 4: writing desk drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: writing desk drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: writing desk drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: writing desk drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: writing desk drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: writing desk drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: writing desk takes 69 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: writing desk drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: writing desk drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: writing desk takes 74 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: writing desk drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: writing desk drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when both Rotten Gavin and WhiskeySnakeFlesh complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: disintegrating quill pen
- You acquire an item: inkwell
- You acquire an item: snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 26 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(84): Starting with 109 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 215.166247903554
- > HP: 434/434, MP: 71/196
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Converting snifter of thoroughly aged brandy into Fuel
- > Compressed 1 snifter of thoroughly aged brandy into sheep, I mean fuel: 43 --> 46
- > Getting Dodecagram
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
- [85] The Dark Neck of the Woods
- Encounter: W imp WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: W imp drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: W imp drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: W imp drops 13 attack power.
- Round 3: W imp drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: W imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: W imp drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: W imp takes 6 damage.
- Round 4: W imp drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: W imp drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Smarm
- Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 6 lb. Intergnat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Martinez's First Law of Gravity says an object destroyed tends to stay destroyed!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 30 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(85): Starting with 108 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 216.98529093593285
- > HP: 434/434, MP: 74/196
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Getting Dodecagram
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
- [86] The Dark Neck of the Woods
- Encounter: P imp WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: P imp drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: P imp drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: P imp drops 13 attack power.
- Round 3: P imp drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: P imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: P imp drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: P imp takes 6 damage.
- Round 4: P imp drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: P imp drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: P imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: P imp drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: P imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: P imp drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: P imp takes 64 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: P imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: P imp drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: P imp takes 70 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: P imp drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: P imp drops 5 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VIII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
- You gain 96 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: hot wing
- You acquire an item: Imp Ale
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 38 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(86): Starting with 107 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 216.98529093593285
- > HP: 434/434, MP: 68/196
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 Imp Ale
- You gain 25 Meat
- autosell: 1 hot wing
- You gain 32 Meat
- > Getting Dodecagram
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Neck of the Woods done, beep.
- [87] The Dark Neck of the Woods
- Encounter: Dodecahedrariffic!
- You acquire an item: dodecagram
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(87): Starting with 106 left at Level: 7
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.35416666666667
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 216.98529093593285
- > HP: 434/434, MP: 51/196
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Getting Eldritch Butterknife
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.
- [88] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
- Encounter: G imp WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: G imp drops 14 attack power.
- Round 2: G imp drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: G imp takes 6 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: almost-dead walkie-talkie
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when PizzaTurtle taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Isaacson's Twenty-fifth Law of Friendliness says the force acting on an object is equal to the friendliness of the object times its frequency!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 38 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- You gain a Level!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(88): Starting with 105 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.775
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 216.98529093593285
- > HP: 437/437, MP: 60/196
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Death to the gobbo!!
- outfit Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Cobb's Knob Harem done, beep.
- buy 6 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 510 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (6)
- use 6 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 61 Muscularity Points
- [89] Cobb's Knob Harem
- Encounter: Plucked
- You lose 3 hit points
- You acquire an effect: Knob Goblin Perfume (1)
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(89): Starting with 104 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.016666666666666
- > Meat Drop: 220.0 Item Drop: 251.98529093593285
- > HP: 364/364, MP: 73/196
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat viking helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- > Death to the gobbo!!
- outfit Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise
- buy 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- buy 1 blood of the Wereseal for 475 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 475 Meat
- You acquire an item: blood of the Wereseal
- use 1 blood of the Wereseal
- You acquire an effect: Temporary Lycanthropy (10)
- > Pre Adventure at Throne Room done, beep.
- [90] Throne Room
- Encounter: The Knob Goblin King AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Knob Goblin King drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: Knob Goblin King drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Knob Goblin King drops 14 attack power.
- Round 3: Knob Goblin King drops 14 defense.
- Round 3: Knob Goblin King drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: Knob Goblin King drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Knob Goblin King takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: Knob Goblin King drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Knob Goblin King drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Knob Goblin King drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: Knob Goblin King drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Knob Goblin King drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Knob Goblin King drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Knob Goblin King takes 62 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Knob Goblin King drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: Knob Goblin King drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Knob Goblin King takes 67 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Knob Goblin King drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: Knob Goblin King drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Knob Goblin King takes 73 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: Knob Goblin King drops 8 attack power.
- Round 8: Knob Goblin King drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Cheek
- After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: dense meat stack (2)
- You acquire an item: Crown of the Goblin King
- You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob lab key
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 49 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 71 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 30 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(90): Starting with 103 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.04375
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 246.98529093593285
- > HP: 391/465, MP: 95/197
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat Crown of the Goblin King
- equip pants pantogram pants
- autosell: 1 dense meat stack
- You gain 1,000 Meat
- autosell: 1 dense meat stack
- You gain 1,000 Meat
- > Getting Eldritch Butterknife
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.
- [91] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
- Encounter: L imp WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: L imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: L imp drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: L imp drops 14 attack power.
- Round 3: L imp drops 13 defense.
- Round 3: L imp drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: L imp drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: L imp takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: L imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: L imp drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when you and Paul the Wooden and FettuciniSeal won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Taylor's Twentieth Law of Dreams says any two objects exert mass on each other, regardless of their things!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 34 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(91): Starting with 102 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.862499999999997
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 246.98529093593285
- > HP: 411/569, MP: 65/197
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Getting Eldritch Butterknife
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.
- [92] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
- Encounter: Deep Imp Act
- You acquire Imp Ale (3)
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(92): Starting with 101 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.862499999999997
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 246.98529093593285
- > HP: 435/546, MP: 56/197
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 3 Imp Ale
- You gain 75 Meat
- > Getting Eldritch Butterknife
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.
- [93] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
- Encounter: Imp Art, Some Wisdom
- You gain 13 Fortitude
- You gain 10 Magicalness
- You gain 10 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(93): Starting with 100 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.862499999999997
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 226.98529093593285
- > HP: 457/546, MP: 79/197
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Getting Eldritch Butterknife
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.
- [94] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
- Encounter: Demoninja WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Demoninja drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: Demoninja drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Demoninja drops 14 attack power.
- Round 3: Demoninja drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: Demoninja drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: Demoninja drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Demoninja takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Demoninja drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: Demoninja drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you armwrestled BaconFerris. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- You acquire an item: li'l ninja costume
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Lavender Matter!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 38 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(94): Starting with 99 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.862499999999997
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 226.98529093593285
- > HP: 476/546, MP: 76/197
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Getting Eldritch Butterknife
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.
- [95] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR G imp
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: G imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: G imp drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: G imp drops 13 attack power.
- Round 3: G imp drops 13 defense.
- Round 3: G imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: G imp drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: G imp takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: G imp drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: G imp drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: G imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: G imp drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: G imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: G imp drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: G imp takes 100 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: G imp drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: G imp drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: G imp takes 102 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: G imp drops 5 attack power.
- Round 7: G imp drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled MadElizabeth. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude
- You gain 80 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: hot wing
- You acquire an item: Imp Ale
- After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your Neil are belong to us!", it blurts.
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 30 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(95): Starting with 98 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.862499999999997
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 226.98529093593285
- > HP: 510/546, MP: 74/197
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 Imp Ale
- You gain 25 Meat
- autosell: 1 hot wing
- You gain 32 Meat
- > Getting Eldritch Butterknife
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.
- [96] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
- Encounter: Demoninja WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Demoninja drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: Demoninja drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Demoninja drops 14 attack power.
- Round 3: Demoninja drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: Demoninja drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: Demoninja drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Demoninja takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Demoninja drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: Demoninja drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, when you and PimpNoah took turns doing benchpresses with FantasticReading's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Paulson's Twenty-fifth Law of Love says any two objects exert focused weight on each other, regardless of their friction!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 27 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(96): Starting with 97 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.862499999999997
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 226.98529093593285
- > HP: 532/549, MP: 52/199
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Getting Eldritch Butterknife
- > Pre Adventure at The Dark Elbow of the Woods done, beep.
- [97] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
- Encounter: Butter Knife? I'll Take the Knife
- You acquire an item: eldritch butterknife
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(97): Starting with 96 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.862499999999997
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 226.98529093593285
- > HP: 549/549, MP: 50/199
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Finishing friars
- [98] Friar Ceremony Location
- > Turn(97): Starting with 96 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 21.04375
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 226.98529093593285
- > HP: 549/549, MP: 50/199
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > Turn(97): Starting with 96 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 21.04375
- > Meat Drop: 210.0 Item Drop: 226.98529093593285
- > HP: 549/549, MP: 50/199
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > Doing Tavern
- cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
- You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (5)
- cast 1 Smooth Movement
- You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
- > In the tavern! Layout: 0000100000000000000000000
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handleup
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
- cast 1 Dirge of Dreadfulness
- You acquire an effect: Dirge of Dreadfulness (5)
- unequip acc1
- equip acc3 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [98] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 4)
- Encounter: bunch of drunken rats AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [98] Noob Cave
- Encounter: bunch of drunken rats AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: bunch of drunken rats drops 12 attack power.
- Round 2: bunch of drunken rats drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: bunch of drunken rats takes 9 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: bunch of drunken rats drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: bunch of drunken rats drops 4 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: bunch of drunken rats takes 103 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when you and RumPost totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
- You gain 53 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: rat whisker
- You acquire an item: rat whisker
- You acquire an item: rat whisker
- You acquire an item: rat appendix
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 40 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 34 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
- Unknown last adventure: id = '1018' name = 'The Typical Tavern Cellar' URL = 'cellar.php' container = 'tavern.php'
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > In the tavern! Layout: 0001100000000000000000000
- cast 1 Snarl of the Timberwolf
- You lose an effect: Patient Smile (-10)
- You acquire an effect: Snarl of the Timberwolf (0)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [99] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 3)
- Encounter: Staring Down the Barrel
- > Override hit a choice adventure (Noob Cave), trying....
- Took choice 513/1: Smash the barrel
- choice.php?whichchoice=513&option=1&pwd
- You acquire ice-cold Willer (4)
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > In the tavern! Layout: 0051100000000000000000000
- cast 1 Snarl of the Timberwolf
- You lose an effect: Patient Smile (-10)
- You acquire an effect: Snarl of the Timberwolf (0)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [100] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 2)
- Encounter: bunch of drunken rats NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [100] Noob Cave
- Encounter: bunch of drunken rats NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 11 damage.
- Round 2: bunch of drunken rats takes 11 damage.
- Round 2: bunch of drunken rats drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: bunch of drunken rats drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: bunch of drunken rats drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: bunch of drunken rats drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 12 damage.
- Round 3: bunch of drunken rats takes 12 damage.
- Round 3: bunch of drunken rats drops 4 attack power.
- Round 3: bunch of drunken rats drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: bunch of drunken rats takes 7 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 13 damage.
- Round 4: bunch of drunken rats takes 13 damage.
- Round 4: bunch of drunken rats drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: bunch of drunken rats drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: bunch of drunken rats drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: bunch of drunken rats drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 13 damage.
- Round 5: bunch of drunken rats takes 13 damage.
- Round 5: bunch of drunken rats drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: bunch of drunken rats drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: bunch of drunken rats takes 107 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 8 damage.
- Round 6: bunch of drunken rats takes 8 damage.
- Round 6: bunch of drunken rats drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: bunch of drunken rats drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Cheek
- You gain 64 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: rat whisker
- You acquire an item: rat whisker
- You acquire an item: rat whisker
- You acquire an item: rat appendix
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 33 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > In the tavern! Layout: 0151100000000000000000000
- cast 1 Snarl of the Timberwolf
- You lose an effect: Patient Smile (-10)
- You acquire an effect: Snarl of the Timberwolf (0)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [101] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 1)
- Encounter: bunch of drunken rats WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [101] Noob Cave
- Encounter: bunch of drunken rats WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: bunch of drunken rats drops 12 attack power.
- Round 2: bunch of drunken rats drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: bunch of drunken rats takes 7 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when SeashellFreddy bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
- You acquire an item: spooky lo mein
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Isaacson's Twenty-fourth Law of Color says what goes down must come under!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 21 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > In the tavern! Layout: 1151100000000000000000000
- cast 1 Snarl of the Timberwolf
- You lose an effect: Patient Smile (-10)
- You acquire an effect: Snarl of the Timberwolf (0)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [102] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 2, col 1)
- Encounter: Those Who Came Before You
- > Override hit a choice adventure (Noob Cave), trying....
- Took choice 510/1: Search the body
- choice.php?whichchoice=510&option=1&pwd
- You acquire an item: seal-blubber candle
- You acquire an item: figurine of a wretched-looking seal
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an item: shiny ring
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > In the tavern! Layout: 1151120000000000000000000
- cast 1 Dirge of Dreadfulness
- You acquire an effect: Dirge of Dreadfulness (5)
- cast 1 Snarl of the Timberwolf
- You lose an effect: Patient Smile (-10)
- You acquire an effect: Snarl of the Timberwolf (0)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [103] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 3, col 1)
- Encounter: Staring Down the Barrel
- > Override hit a choice adventure (Noob Cave), trying....
- Took choice 513/1: Smash the barrel
- choice.php?whichchoice=513&option=1&pwd
- You acquire ice-cold Willer (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > In the tavern! Layout: 1151120000500000000000000
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [104] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 4, col 1)
- Encounter: A Rat's Home...
- > Override hit a choice adventure (Noob Cave), trying....
- Took choice 515/2: Scare the rats off
- choice.php?whichchoice=515&option=2&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > In the tavern! Layout: 1151120000500005000000000
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [104] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 5, col 1)
- Encounter: bunch of drunken rats WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [104] Noob Cave
- Encounter: bunch of drunken rats WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: bunch of drunken rats drops 12 attack power.
- Round 2: bunch of drunken rats drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: bunch of drunken rats takes 7 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: bunch of drunken rats drops 4 attack power.
- Round 4: bunch of drunken rats drops 4 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: bunch of drunken rats takes 94 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: bunch of drunken rats takes 91 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when you armwrestled AwfulDancer. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 7 lb. Intergnat
- You gain 39 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: rat whisker
- You acquire an item: rat whisker
- You acquire an item: rat appendix
- You acquire an item: rat appendix
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
- Paranormal activity reported at The Haunted Conservatory.
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > In the tavern! Layout: 1151120000500005000010000
- cast 1 Snarl of the Timberwolf
- You lose an effect: Patient Smile (-10)
- You acquire an effect: Snarl of the Timberwolf (0)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [105] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 4, col 2)
- Encounter: Of Course!
- > Override hit a choice adventure (Noob Cave), trying....
- Took choice 509/1: Turn off the faucet
- choice.php?whichchoice=509&option=1&pwd
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- Visiting Bart Ender
- You acquire Typical Tavern swill (3)
- > Turn(105): Starting with 88 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 21.9125
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 198.78505426185217
- > HP: 324/324, MP: 47/159
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- unequip acc3
- equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- Converting 3 flagons of Typical Tavern swill into Fuel
- > Compressed 3 Typical Tavern swill into sheep, I mean fuel: 46 --> 62
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 84 hit points
- > Ghost busting time! At: The Haunted Conservatory
- > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
- familiar XO Skeleton (18 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Conservatory done, beep.
- buy 7 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 595 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (7)
- use 7 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 70 Muscularity Points
- [106] The Haunted Conservatory
- Encounter: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 28 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 2: You lose 98 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 3: You lose 98 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 4: You lose 98 hit points
- > Busting makes me feel good!!
- Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VIII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 15 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (4)
- You acquire an item: Spookyraven signet
- After Battle: +1 trout (to Clan Floundry)
- After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 40 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 314 hit points
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(105): Starting with 88 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 22.488541666666666
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 211.46426544510456
- > HP: 364/364, MP: 68/199
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- buy 1 cheap wind-up clock for 190 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 190 Meat
- You acquire an item: cheap wind-up clock
- use 1 cheap wind-up clock
- You acquire an effect: Ticking Clock (10)
- > Source Terminal request: enhance init.enh
- Source Terminal: enhance init.enh
- You acquire an effect: init.enh (100)
- Took choice 835/1: 30 turns of +20 initiative
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=835&option=1
- > The Alcove! (230.0)
- familiar Oily Woim (16 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
- [106] The Defiled Alcove
- Encounter: corpulent zobmie
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: corpulent zobmie drops 15 attack power.
- Round 2: corpulent zobmie drops 15 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: corpulent zobmie takes 7 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: corpulent zobmie drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: corpulent zobmie drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: corpulent zobmie takes 73 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 22 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: corpulent zobmie takes 73 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you and Audrey the Tipsy took turns doing benchpresses with Professor Fantastic's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
- You gain 156 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- You acquire an item: cranberries
- After Battle: You gain 32 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(106): Starting with 87 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 293.452825
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 170.0
- > HP: 364/364, MP: 42/201
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- buy 1 cheap wind-up clock for 190 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 190 Meat
- You acquire an item: cheap wind-up clock
- Took choice 835/1: 30 turns of +20 initiative
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=835&option=1
- > The Alcove! (262.0)
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
- [107] The Defiled Alcove
- Encounter: corpulent zobmie
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: corpulent zobmie drops 15 attack power.
- Round 2: corpulent zobmie drops 14 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: corpulent zobmie takes 7 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: corpulent zobmie drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: corpulent zobmie drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: corpulent zobmie takes 73 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 21 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: corpulent zobmie takes 76 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when RumBeast taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- You gain 171 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- You acquire an item: cranberries
- You acquire an item: wriggling worm
- After Battle: You gain 32 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(107): Starting with 86 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 291.640325
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 170.0
- > HP: 366/366, MP: 56/201
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 81 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Alcove! (262.0)
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
- [108] The Defiled Alcove
- Encounter: grave rober zmobie
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: grave rober zmobie drops 14 attack power.
- Round 2: grave rober zmobie drops 14 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: grave rober zmobie takes 7 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: grave rober zmobie drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: grave rober zmobie drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: grave rober zmobie takes 75 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: grave rober zmobie takes 75 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VI, when you and CobaltAutumn and RumFighter the Wonderful won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
- You gain 114 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- You acquire an item: rusty grave robbing shovel
- After Battle: You gain 33 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(108): Starting with 85 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 271.545575
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 170.0
- > HP: 366/366, MP: 74/201
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Alcove! (262.0)
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
- [109] The Defiled Alcove
- Encounter: modern zmobie
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 38 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: modern zmobie drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: modern zmobie drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: modern zmobie drops 13 attack power.
- Round 3: modern zmobie drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: modern zmobie drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: modern zmobie drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: modern zmobie takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: modern zmobie drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: modern zmobie drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: modern zmobie drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: modern zmobie drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: modern zmobie drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: modern zmobie drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: modern zmobie takes 101 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: modern zmobie drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: modern zmobie drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: modern zmobie takes 104 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: modern zmobie drops 5 attack power.
- Round 7: modern zmobie drops 5 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits five quick beeps.
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Trofflesby, the 2 lb. Oily Woim
- You gain 138 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 33 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Fought 1 modern zmobies.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(109): Starting with 84 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 253.26332500000004
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 170.0
- > HP: 345/366, MP: 55/201
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Alcove! (264.0)
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
- [110] The Defiled Alcove
- Encounter: Turn Your Head and Coffin
- Took choice 153/4: skip adventure
- choice.php?whichchoice=153&option=4&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(109): Starting with 84 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 254.39846249999994
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 170.0
- > HP: 345/366, MP: 55/201
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > The Alcove! (264.0)
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
- [110] The Defiled Alcove
- Encounter: grave rober zmobie
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: grave rober zmobie drops 13 attack power.
- Round 2: grave rober zmobie drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: grave rober zmobie takes 8 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: grave rober zmobie drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: grave rober zmobie drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: grave rober zmobie takes 82 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: grave rober zmobie takes 81 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Wizardliness
- You gain 120 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- You acquire an item: dead guy's watch
- After Battle: You gain 30 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(110): Starting with 83 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 254.39846249999994
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 170.0
- > HP: 360/368, MP: 70/201
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Alcove! (264.0)
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
- [111] The Defiled Alcove
- Encounter: corpulent zobmie
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: corpulent zobmie drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: corpulent zobmie drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: corpulent zobmie drops 12 attack power.
- Round 3: corpulent zobmie drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: corpulent zobmie drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: corpulent zobmie drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: corpulent zobmie takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: corpulent zobmie drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: corpulent zobmie drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: corpulent zobmie drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: corpulent zobmie drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: corpulent zobmie drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: corpulent zobmie drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: corpulent zobmie takes 109 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: corpulent zobmie drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: corpulent zobmie drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
- You acquire an effect: Half-Eaten Brain (5)
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: corpulent zobmie takes 112 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: corpulent zobmie drops 5 attack power.
- Round 7: corpulent zobmie drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Wizardliness
- You gain 151 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- You acquire an item: cranberries
- You acquire an item: cranberries
- After Battle: You gain 33 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(111): Starting with 82 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 254.39846249999994
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 170.0
- > HP: 368/368, MP: 55/189
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Alcove! (264.0)
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
- [112] The Defiled Alcove
- Encounter: modern zmobie
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: modern zmobie drops 14 attack power.
- Round 2: modern zmobie drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: modern zmobie takes 8 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: modern zmobie drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: modern zmobie drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: modern zmobie takes 80 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 31 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: modern zmobie takes 80 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits five quick beeps.
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when you and FuzzyChief totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
- You gain 129 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 26 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
- > Fought 2 modern zmobies.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(112): Starting with 81 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 254.39846249999994
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 170.0
- > HP: 365/368, MP: 69/191
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Alcove! (264.0)
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
- [113] The Defiled Alcove
- Encounter: Turn Your Head and Coffin
- Took choice 153/4: skip adventure
- choice.php?whichchoice=153&option=4&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(112): Starting with 81 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 254.39846249999994
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 170.0
- > HP: 365/368, MP: 69/191
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > The Alcove! (264.0)
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
- [113] The Defiled Alcove
- Encounter: corpulent zobmie
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: corpulent zobmie drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: corpulent zobmie drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: corpulent zobmie drops 12 attack power.
- Round 3: corpulent zobmie drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: corpulent zobmie drops 4 attack power.
- Round 3: corpulent zobmie drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: corpulent zobmie takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: corpulent zobmie drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: corpulent zobmie drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: corpulent zobmie drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: corpulent zobmie drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: corpulent zobmie drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: corpulent zobmie drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: corpulent zobmie takes 104 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: corpulent zobmie drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: corpulent zobmie drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: corpulent zobmie takes 109 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: corpulent zobmie drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: corpulent zobmie drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you and CheesyPunkMan totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
- After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Trofflesby, the 3 lb. Oily Woim
- You gain 167 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- You acquire an item: cranberries
- You acquire an item: cranberries
- After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 3 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(113): Starting with 80 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 254.39846249999994
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 170.0
- > HP: 368/368, MP: 79/191
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Alcove! (266.0)
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
- [114] The Defiled Alcove
- Encounter: modern zmobie
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 40 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: modern zmobie drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: modern zmobie drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: modern zmobie drops 13 attack power.
- Round 3: modern zmobie drops 13 defense.
- Round 3: modern zmobie drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: modern zmobie drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: modern zmobie takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: modern zmobie drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: modern zmobie drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: modern zmobie drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: modern zmobie drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: modern zmobie drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: modern zmobie drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: modern zmobie takes 100 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: modern zmobie drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: modern zmobie drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: modern zmobie takes 103 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: modern zmobie drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: modern zmobie drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits five quick beeps.
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con II, when you and BurritoWallace and SealWizard won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
- You gain 132 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 32 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Fought 3 modern zmobies.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(114): Starting with 79 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 255.53359999999998
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 170.0
- > HP: 352/370, MP: 52/191
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Alcove! (266.0)
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
- [115] The Defiled Alcove
- Encounter: modern zmobie
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: modern zmobie drops 14 attack power.
- Round 2: modern zmobie drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: modern zmobie takes 8 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: modern zmobie drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: modern zmobie drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: modern zmobie takes 80 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 29 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: modern zmobie takes 79 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits five quick beeps.
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you armwrestled LugubriousMage. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness
- You gain 132 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 30 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm
- > Fought 4 modern zmobies.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(115): Starting with 78 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 20.168750000000003
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 170.0
- > HP: 358/358, MP: 60/202
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- use 1 cheap wind-up clock
- You acquire an effect: Ticking Clock (10)
- > The Alcove! (266.0)
- cast 1 Smooth Movement
- You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Alcove done, beep.
- use 2 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 50 Muscularity Points
- [116] The Defiled Alcove
- Encounter: conjoined zmombie
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: conjoined zmombie drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: conjoined zmombie drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: conjoined zmombie drops 14 attack power.
- Round 3: conjoined zmombie drops 13 defense.
- Round 3: conjoined zmombie drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: conjoined zmombie drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: conjoined zmombie takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: conjoined zmombie drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: conjoined zmombie drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: conjoined zmombie drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: conjoined zmombie drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: conjoined zmombie drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: conjoined zmombie drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: conjoined zmombie takes 83 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: conjoined zmombie drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: conjoined zmombie drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
- You acquire an effect: Half-Eaten Brain (10)
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: conjoined zmombie takes 89 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: conjoined zmombie drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: conjoined zmombie drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: conjoined zmombie takes 95 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: conjoined zmombie drops 5 attack power.
- Round 8: conjoined zmombie drops 6 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: As you end the conjoined zmombies' conjoined lives for the second times, your Evilometer emits a loud beep.
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VI, when both AmazingOlivia and AwesomeMage complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
- You gain 561 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- You acquire an item: cranberries
- You acquire an item: cranberries
- After Battle: You gain 64 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(116): Starting with 77 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 14.043750000000001
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 170.0
- > HP: 360/360, MP: 75/191
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Nook!
- familiar Intergnat (22 lbs)
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
- [117] The Defiled Nook
- Encounter: toothy sklelton WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: toothy sklelton drops 13 attack power.
- Round 2: toothy sklelton drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: toothy sklelton takes 8 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: toothy sklelton drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: toothy sklelton drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: toothy sklelton takes 71 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: toothy sklelton takes 71 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VI, when you and SleazyChef took turns doing benchpresses with TurkeyMonster the Powerful's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: loose teeth
- You acquire an item: bone flute
- You acquire an item: evil eye
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 34 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- use 1 evil eye
- > Turn(117): Starting with 76 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 19.38125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
- > HP: 360/360, MP: 67/191
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Nook!
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
- [118] The Defiled Nook
- Encounter: spiny skelelton WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 13 attack power.
- Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 12 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: spiny skelelton takes 8 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Chutzpah
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Martinez's Third Law of Melody says what goes down must come back!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(118): Starting with 75 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 19.38125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
- > HP: 360/360, MP: 50/191
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Nook!
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
- [119] The Defiled Nook
- Encounter: spiny skelelton NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 13 attack power.
- Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 12 defense.
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 16 damage.
- Round 2: spiny skelelton takes 16 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: spiny skelelton takes 8 damage.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 11 damage.
- Round 3: spiny skelelton takes 11 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: spiny skelelton drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: spiny skelelton drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 12 damage.
- Round 4: spiny skelelton takes 12 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: spiny skelelton takes 71 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 12 damage.
- Round 5: spiny skelelton takes 12 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: skeleton bone
- You acquire an item: smart skull
- You acquire an item: skelelton spine
- You acquire an item: succulent marrow
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 32 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(119): Starting with 74 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 19.38125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
- > HP: 360/360, MP: 47/192
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon skeleton bone
- > The Nook!
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
- [120] The Defiled Nook
- Encounter: Skull, Skull, Skull
- Took choice 155/5: skip adventure
- choice.php?whichchoice=155&option=5&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(119): Starting with 74 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 19.38125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
- > HP: 360/360, MP: 47/192
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > The Nook!
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
- [120] The Defiled Nook
- Encounter: spiny skelelton WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 13 attack power.
- Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 12 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: spiny skelelton takes 8 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: spiny skelelton drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: spiny skelelton drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: spiny skelelton takes 83 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: spiny skelelton takes 77 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when PunkBeetle taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: skeleton bone
- You acquire an item: smart skull
- You acquire an item: skelelton spine
- You acquire an item: succulent marrow
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 27 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(120): Starting with 73 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 19.38125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
- > HP: 362/362, MP: 54/192
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Nook!
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
- [121] The Defiled Nook
- Encounter: spiny skelelton AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 13 attack power.
- Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: spiny skelelton takes 8 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: spiny skelelton drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: spiny skelelton drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: spiny skelelton takes 81 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: spiny skelelton takes 75 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you and PimpQueen and SpaghettiLook the Marmoset won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: skeleton bone
- You acquire an item: smart skull
- You acquire an item: spiked femur
- You acquire an item: evil eye
- You acquire an item: skelelton spine
- You acquire an item: succulent marrow
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- use 1 evil eye
- > Turn(121): Starting with 72 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 19.38125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
- > HP: 362/362, MP: 52/192
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon spiked femur
- > The Nook!
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
- [122] The Defiled Nook
- Encounter: toothy sklelton WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: toothy sklelton drops 13 attack power.
- Round 2: toothy sklelton drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: toothy sklelton takes 8 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when you armwrestled SteakBlaster. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Brown's Twentieth Law of Friction says the force acting on an object is equal to the mass of the object times its imaginary melody!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 29 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(122): Starting with 71 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 19.38125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
- > HP: 362/362, MP: 59/192
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Nook!
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
- [123] The Defiled Nook
- Encounter: Skull, Skull, Skull
- Took choice 155/5: skip adventure
- choice.php?whichchoice=155&option=5&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(122): Starting with 71 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 19.38125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
- > HP: 362/362, MP: 48/192
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > The Nook!
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
- [123] The Defiled Nook
- Encounter: Skull, Skull, Skull
- Took choice 155/5: skip adventure
- choice.php?whichchoice=155&option=5&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(122): Starting with 71 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 19.38125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
- > HP: 362/362, MP: 48/192
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > The Nook!
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
- [123] The Defiled Nook
- Encounter: Skull, Skull, Skull
- Took choice 155/5: skip adventure
- choice.php?whichchoice=155&option=5&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(122): Starting with 71 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 19.38125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
- > HP: 362/362, MP: 48/192
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Have a digitized Writing Desk, let's not bother with the Spooky First Floor
- > The Nook!
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
- [123] The Defiled Nook
- Encounter: spiny skelelton NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 13 attack power.
- Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 12 defense.
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 10 damage.
- Round 2: spiny skelelton takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: spiny skelelton takes 8 damage.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 8 damage.
- Round 3: spiny skelelton takes 8 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: spiny skelelton drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: spiny skelelton drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 13 damage.
- Round 4: spiny skelelton takes 13 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: spiny skelelton takes 117 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 12 damage.
- Round 5: spiny skelelton takes 12 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when VoidName taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: skeleton bone
- You acquire an item: smart skull
- You acquire an item: spiked femur
- You acquire an item: evil eye
- You acquire an item: succulent marrow
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 25 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- use 1 evil eye
- > Turn(123): Starting with 70 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 19.38125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
- > HP: 362/362, MP: 65/192
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Nook!
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
- [124] The Defiled Nook
- Encounter: writing desk WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: writing desk drops 4 attack power.
- Round 2: writing desk drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: writing desk drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: writing desk drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: writing desk drops 4 attack power.
- Round 3: writing desk drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: writing desk takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: writing desk drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: writing desk drops 4 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: writing desk drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: writing desk drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: writing desk drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: writing desk drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: writing desk takes 115 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: writing desk drops 4 attack power.
- Round 6: writing desk drops 4 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when AzureSpy taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: disintegrating quill pen
- You acquire an item: inkwell
- You acquire an item: snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
- You acquire an item: Lady Spookyraven's necklace
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(124): Starting with 69 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 19.38125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
- > HP: 362/362, MP: 55/192
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Starting Spookyraven Second Floor.
- Talking to Lady Spookyraven
- You acquire an item: ghost of a necklace
- Talking to Lady Spookyraven
- > Turn(124): Starting with 69 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 19.38125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 253.78505426185217
- > HP: 362/362, MP: 55/192
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Bedroom, rummaging through nightstands looking for naughty meatbag trinkets.
- > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- [125] The Haunted Bedroom
- Encounter: animated ornate nightstand AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: animated ornate nightstand drops 14 attack power.
- Round 2: animated ornate nightstand drops 12 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: animated ornate nightstand takes 8 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: animated ornate nightstand takes 99 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 31 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: animated ornate nightstand takes 82 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when you and ChickenElephant Seal the Limitless and RumRandy won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 42 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 34 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- Encounter: One Ornate Nightstand
- > Bedroom choice adventure get!
- [126] The Haunted Bedroom
- Encounter: One Ornate Nightstand
- Took choice 878/3: Lord Spookyraven's spectacles
- choice.php?whichchoice=878&option=3&pwd
- You acquire an item: Lord Spookyraven's spectacles
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > Finished 1 Spookyraven Bedroom Sequence
- > Turn(125): Starting with 68 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 19.46875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 248.78505426185217
- > HP: 364/364, MP: 114/206
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Bedroom, rummaging through nightstands looking for naughty meatbag trinkets.
- > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- [126] The Haunted Bedroom
- Encounter: Wardröb nightstand WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
- Round 1: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when you and GreatChief totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Mack's Seventeenth Law of Theoretical magnetism says any two objects exert relative math on each other, regardless of their mysteries!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- Encounter: One Simple Nightstand
- > Bedroom choice adventure get!
- [127] The Haunted Bedroom
- Encounter: One Simple Nightstand
- Took choice 876/2: muscle substats
- choice.php?whichchoice=876&option=2&pwd
- You gain 85 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > Finished 1 Spookyraven Bedroom Sequence
- > Turn(126): Starting with 67 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 19.4359375
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 248.78505426185217
- > HP: 364/366, MP: 139/206
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Bedroom, rummaging through nightstands looking for naughty meatbag trinkets.
- > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- [127] The Haunted Bedroom
- Encounter: animated rustic nightstand NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- > Looking at banishAction: skill Asdon Martin: Spring-Loaded Front Bumper
- Round 1: Arbos casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > Finished 1 Spookyraven Bedroom Sequence
- > Turn(126): Starting with 67 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 19.4359375
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 248.78505426185217
- > HP: 364/366, MP: 139/206
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Converting snifter of thoroughly aged brandy into Fuel
- > Compressed 1 snifter of thoroughly aged brandy into sheep, I mean fuel: 12 --> 16
- Converting 4 globs of succulent marrow into Fuel
- > Compressed 4 succulent marrow into sheep, I mean fuel: 16 --> 39
- > Spookyraven: Bedroom, rummaging through nightstands looking for naughty meatbag trinkets.
- > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- [127] The Haunted Bedroom
- Encounter: animated mahogany nightstand NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- > Looking at banishAction: skill KGB tranquilizer dart
- Round 1: Arbos casts KGB TRANQUILIZER DART!
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > Finished 1 Spookyraven Bedroom Sequence
- > Turn(126): Starting with 67 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 19.454166666666666
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 248.78505426185217
- > HP: 364/366, MP: 139/206
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Bedroom, rummaging through nightstands looking for naughty meatbag trinkets.
- > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- [127] The Haunted Bedroom
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR animated ornate nightstand
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: animated ornate nightstand drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: animated ornate nightstand drops 13 attack power.
- Round 3: animated ornate nightstand drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: animated ornate nightstand drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: animated ornate nightstand drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: animated ornate nightstand takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: animated ornate nightstand drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: animated ornate nightstand drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: animated ornate nightstand takes 98 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 6: animated ornate nightstand drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: animated ornate nightstand drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: animated ornate nightstand takes 103 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 7: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 attack power.
- Round 7: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a Neil but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 25 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- Encounter: One Ornate Nightstand
- > Bedroom choice adventure get!
- [128] The Haunted Bedroom
- Encounter: One Ornate Nightstand
- Took choice 878/4: disposable instant camera
- choice.php?whichchoice=878&option=4&pwd
- You acquire an item: disposable instant camera
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > Finished 1 Spookyraven Bedroom Sequence
- > Turn(127): Starting with 66 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 19.490625
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 248.78505426185217
- > HP: 366/366, MP: 138/206
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Bedroom, rummaging through nightstands looking for naughty meatbag trinkets.
- > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- [128] The Haunted Bedroom
- Encounter: animated ornate nightstand AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: animated ornate nightstand drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: animated ornate nightstand drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: animated ornate nightstand drops 13 attack power.
- Round 3: animated ornate nightstand drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: animated ornate nightstand takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: animated ornate nightstand drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: animated ornate nightstand drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: animated ornate nightstand drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: animated ornate nightstand drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: animated ornate nightstand drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: animated ornate nightstand takes 94 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 6: animated ornate nightstand drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: animated ornate nightstand drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: animated ornate nightstand takes 105 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 7: animated ornate nightstand drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: animated ornate nightstand drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled WonderfulLover. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 30 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- Encounter: One Ornate Nightstand
- > Bedroom choice adventure get!
- [129] The Haunted Bedroom
- Encounter: One Ornate Nightstand
- Took choice 878/2: mysticality substats
- choice.php?whichchoice=878&option=2&pwd
- You gain 59 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > Finished 1 Spookyraven Bedroom Sequence
- > Turn(128): Starting with 65 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 19.490625
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 248.78505426185217
- > HP: 366/366, MP: 168/208
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Bedroom, rummaging through nightstands looking for naughty meatbag trinkets.
- > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- [129] The Haunted Bedroom
- Encounter: elegant animated nightstand WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: elegant animated nightstand drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: elegant animated nightstand drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: elegant animated nightstand drops 13 attack power.
- Round 3: elegant animated nightstand drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: elegant animated nightstand drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: elegant animated nightstand drops 4 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: elegant animated nightstand takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: elegant animated nightstand drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: elegant animated nightstand drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: elegant animated nightstand drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: elegant animated nightstand drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: elegant animated nightstand drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: elegant animated nightstand drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: elegant animated nightstand takes 132 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 6: elegant animated nightstand drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: elegant animated nightstand drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XII, when you and Pimp Brooke and BleenBrooke won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 8 lb. Intergnat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 27 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- Encounter: One Elegant Nightstand
- > Bedroom choice adventure get!
- [130] The Haunted Bedroom
- Encounter: One Elegant Nightstand
- Took choice 880/1: Lady Spookyraven's finest gown (once only)
- choice.php?whichchoice=880&option=1&pwd
- You acquire an item: Lady Spookyraven's finest gown
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > Finished 1 Spookyraven Bedroom Sequence
- > Turn(129): Starting with 64 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 19.490625
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 250.56683848755748
- > HP: 366/366, MP: 170/208
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 71 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Gallery
- > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
- Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
- > Source Terminal request: educate portscan.edu
- Source Terminal: educate portscan.edu
- cast 1 Smooth Movement
- You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
- [130] The Haunted Gallery
- Encounter: empty suit of armor NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 16 damage.
- Round 2: empty suit of armor takes 16 damage.
- Round 2: empty suit of armor drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: empty suit of armor drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: empty suit of armor drops 13 attack power.
- Round 3: empty suit of armor drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 11 damage.
- Round 3: empty suit of armor takes 11 damage.
- Round 3: empty suit of armor drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: empty suit of armor drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: empty suit of armor takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 10 damage.
- Round 4: empty suit of armor takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: empty suit of armor drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: empty suit of armor drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: empty suit of armor drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: empty suit of armor drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 16 damage.
- Round 5: empty suit of armor takes 16 damage.
- Round 5: empty suit of armor drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: empty suit of armor drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts PORTSCAN!
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 14 damage.
- Round 6: empty suit of armor takes 14 damage.
- Round 6: empty suit of armor drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: empty suit of armor drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: empty suit of armor takes 104 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 14 damage.
- Round 7: empty suit of armor takes 14 damage.
- Round 7: empty suit of armor drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: empty suit of armor drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con II, when both AwesomeTurkeyThug and Fusilli Martin complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: antique greaves
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 29 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(130): Starting with 63 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 21.325000000000003
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 250.56683848755748
- > HP: 368/368, MP: 72/208
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 81 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Gallery
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
- [131] The Haunted Gallery
- Encounter: Government agent NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 13 damage.
- Round 2: Government agent takes 13 damage.
- Round 2: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: Government agent drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Government agent drops 13 attack power.
- Round 3: Government agent drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 10 damage.
- Round 3: Government agent takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Government agent drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: Government agent drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Government agent takes 7 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 15 damage.
- Round 4: Government agent takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: Government agent drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Government agent drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: Government agent drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 15 damage.
- Round 5: Government agent takes 15 damage.
- Round 5: Government agent drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: Government agent drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts PORTSCAN!
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 15 damage.
- Round 6: Government agent takes 15 damage.
- Round 6: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: Government agent drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Government agent takes 82 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 12 damage.
- Round 7: Government agent takes 12 damage.
- Round 7: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: Government agent drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when BoozePumaPunk gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
- You acquire an item: Jack-O-Lantern beer
- You gain 138 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: government cheese
- You acquire an item: government-issue identification badge
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 36 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(131): Starting with 62 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 21.762500000000003
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 250.56683848755748
- > HP: 368/368, MP: 61/208
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 81 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Gallery
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
- [132] The Haunted Gallery
- Encounter: Government agent WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: Government agent drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Government agent drops 13 attack power.
- Round 3: Government agent drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: Government agent drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: Government agent drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Government agent takes 7 damage.
- Round 4: Government agent drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: Government agent drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Government agent drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: Government agent drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Government agent drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: Government agent drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts PORTSCAN!
- Round 6: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: Government agent drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Government agent takes 81 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: Government agent drops 5 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Government agent takes 81 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 8: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: Government agent drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Wizardliness
- You gain 182 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: government cheese
- You acquire an item: pair of government shades
- You acquire an item: government-issue identification badge
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 33 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(132): Starting with 61 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 21.762500000000003
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 250.56683848755748
- > HP: 368/368, MP: 62/208
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 81 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Gallery
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
- [133] The Haunted Gallery
- Encounter: Government agent WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: Government agent drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Government agent drops 13 attack power.
- Round 3: Government agent drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: Government agent drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Government agent takes 7 damage.
- Round 4: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: Government agent drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when SuperBarbarian taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Capulet's Twenty-second Law of Radiation says any two objects exert friction on each other, regardless of their math!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 34 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(133): Starting with 60 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 21.762500000000003
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 250.56683848755748
- > HP: 368/368, MP: 74/208
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 81 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Gallery
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
- [134] The Haunted Gallery
- Encounter: Out in the Garden
- Took choice 89/4: skip adventure
- choice.php?whichchoice=89&option=4&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(133): Starting with 60 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 21.762500000000003
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 250.56683848755748
- > HP: 368/368, MP: 74/208
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 81 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Gallery
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
- [134] The Haunted Gallery
- Encounter: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 33 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 13 attack power.
- Round 3: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 13 defense.
- Round 3: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 7 damage.
- Round 4: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 87 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 119 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 5 attack power.
- Round 7: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
- You gain 98 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 44 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 32 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(134): Starting with 59 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 23.575000000000003
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 250.56683848755748
- > HP: 363/370, MP: 56/209
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Gallery
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
- [135] The Haunted Gallery
- Encounter: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 15 attack power.
- Round 2: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 15 defense.
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 13 damage.
- Round 2: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 13 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 7 damage.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 8 damage.
- Round 3: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 8 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 11 damage.
- Round 4: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 71 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 11 damage.
- Round 5: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 29 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 93 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 8 damage.
- Round 6: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 8 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when you armwrestled RottenIke. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
- You gain 109 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 41 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(135): Starting with 58 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 24.012500000000003
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 250.56683848755748
- > HP: 370/370, MP: 50/209
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Gallery
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
- [136] The Haunted Gallery
- Encounter: cubist bull WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: cubist bull drops 15 attack power.
- Round 2: cubist bull drops 14 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: cubist bull takes 7 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled BeefChef. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Periwinkle Matter!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 29 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(136): Starting with 57 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 24.012500000000003
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
- > HP: 370/370, MP: 56/209
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Gallery
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
- [137] The Haunted Gallery
- Encounter: cubist bull WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: cubist bull drops 15 attack power.
- Round 2: cubist bull drops 15 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: cubist bull takes 7 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you and TequilaChuck and Doctor Mad won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Centrifugal force doesn't really exist! It's actually polarized quantum tenure!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 32 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(137): Starting with 56 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 24.012500000000003
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
- > HP: 354/372, MP: 54/209
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Gallery
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
- [138] The Haunted Gallery
- Encounter: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 38 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 15 attack power.
- Round 2: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 15 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 7 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 78 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 29 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: guy with a pitchfork, and his wife takes 77 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when MariachiSociety gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
- You acquire an item: yellow brick road
- After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
- You gain 94 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: pitchfork
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(138): Starting with 55 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 24.012500000000003
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
- > HP: 326/386, MP: 73/209
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Gallery
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
- [139] The Haunted Gallery
- Encounter: Louvre It or Leave It
- Took choice 914/1: Enter the Drawing
- choice.php?whichchoice=914&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: Louvre It or Leave It (Relativity)
- Took choice 904/1:
- choice.php?whichchoice=904&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: Louvre It or Leave It (The Birth of Venus)
- Took choice 908/2: Nighthawks: Is This Your Card? (buff), Persistence of Memory, Sunday Afternoon
- choice.php?whichchoice=908&option=2&pwd
- Encounter: Louvre It or Leave It (Nighthawks)
- Took choice 911/2: The Persistence of Memory: shoes/Dancin' Fool (buff), Venus, Piet Mondrian
- choice.php?whichchoice=911&option=2&pwd
- Encounter: Louvre It or Leave It (The Persistence of Memory)
- Took choice 905/1: Lady Spookyraven's shoes/Dancin' Fool (buff)
- choice.php?whichchoice=905&option=1&pwd
- You acquire an item: Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(139): Starting with 54 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 24.012500000000003
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
- > HP: 354/386, MP: 71/209
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Bathroom
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Bathroom done, beep.
- [140] The Haunted Bathroom
- Encounter: malevolent hair clog WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: malevolent hair clog drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: malevolent hair clog drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: malevolent hair clog drops 15 attack power.
- Round 3: malevolent hair clog drops 14 defense.
- Round 3: malevolent hair clog drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: malevolent hair clog drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: malevolent hair clog takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: malevolent hair clog drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: malevolent hair clog drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: malevolent hair clog drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: malevolent hair clog drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: malevolent hair clog drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: malevolent hair clog drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: malevolent hair clog takes 137 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: malevolent hair clog drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: malevolent hair clog drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled SuperSeal the Patriarchal. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: gob of wet hair
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 26 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(140): Starting with 53 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 23.96875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
- > HP: 372/386, MP: 74/209
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Bathroom
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Bathroom done, beep.
- [141] The Haunted Bathroom
- Encounter: claw-foot bathtub WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: claw-foot bathtub drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: claw-foot bathtub drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: claw-foot bathtub drops 15 attack power.
- Round 3: claw-foot bathtub drops 13 defense.
- Round 3: claw-foot bathtub drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: claw-foot bathtub drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: claw-foot bathtub takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: claw-foot bathtub drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: claw-foot bathtub drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: claw-foot bathtub drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: claw-foot bathtub drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: claw-foot bathtub drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: claw-foot bathtub drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: claw-foot bathtub takes 97 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 6: claw-foot bathtub drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: claw-foot bathtub drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: claw-foot bathtub takes 135 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: claw-foot bathtub drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: claw-foot bathtub drops 5 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you armwrestled ChickenWizard. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: bottle of Monsieur Bubble
- You acquire an item: fancy bath salts
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 25 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(141): Starting with 52 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 23.96875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
- > HP: 386/386, MP: 54/211
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Bathroom
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Bathroom done, beep.
- [142] The Haunted Bathroom
- Encounter: malevolent hair clog AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: malevolent hair clog drops 15 attack power.
- Round 2: malevolent hair clog drops 14 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: malevolent hair clog takes 8 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: malevolent hair clog drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: malevolent hair clog drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: malevolent hair clog takes 111 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 26 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: malevolent hair clog takes 109 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: gob of wet hair
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 38 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 32 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(142): Starting with 51 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 23.96875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
- > HP: 387/387, MP: 49/211
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Bathroom
- familiar XO Skeleton (18 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Bathroom done, beep.
- [143] The Haunted Bathroom
- Encounter: toilet papergeist
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: toilet papergeist drops 15 attack power.
- Round 2: toilet papergeist drops 14 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: toilet papergeist takes 8 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: toilet papergeist drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: toilet papergeist drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: toilet papergeist takes 83 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 25 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: toilet papergeist takes 86 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when both CheesyBaby the Majestic and RavioliBaby complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 4 lb. XO Skeleton
- After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
- After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 12 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: cardboard wakizashi
- You acquire an item: roll of toilet paper
- After Battle: You gain 40 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(143): Starting with 50 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 23.96875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 213.32645975048922
- > HP: 387/387, MP: 70/211
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Bathroom
- familiar Intergnat (23 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Bathroom done, beep.
- [144] The Haunted Bathroom
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR toilet papergeist
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: toilet papergeist drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: toilet papergeist drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: toilet papergeist drops 14 attack power.
- Round 3: toilet papergeist drops 14 defense.
- Round 3: toilet papergeist drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: toilet papergeist drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: toilet papergeist takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: toilet papergeist drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: toilet papergeist drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: toilet papergeist drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: toilet papergeist drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: toilet papergeist drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: toilet papergeist drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: toilet papergeist takes 98 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: toilet papergeist drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: toilet papergeist drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: toilet papergeist takes 109 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: toilet papergeist drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: toilet papergeist drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: cardboard wakizashi
- You acquire an item: roll of toilet paper
- After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah Neil!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(144): Starting with 49 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 23.96875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
- > HP: 387/387, MP: 75/211
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Spookyraven: Bathroom
- cast 1 Smooth Movement
- You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Bathroom done, beep.
- [145] The Haunted Bathroom
- Encounter: Never Gonna Make You Up
- Took choice 881/1: Open it
- choice.php?whichchoice=881&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: cosmetics wraith NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 14 damage.
- Round 2: cosmetics wraith takes 14 damage.
- Round 2: cosmetics wraith drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: cosmetics wraith drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: cosmetics wraith drops 15 attack power.
- Round 3: cosmetics wraith drops 14 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 13 damage.
- Round 3: cosmetics wraith takes 13 damage.
- Round 3: cosmetics wraith drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: cosmetics wraith drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: cosmetics wraith takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 11 damage.
- Round 4: cosmetics wraith takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: cosmetics wraith drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: cosmetics wraith drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: cosmetics wraith drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: cosmetics wraith drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 14 damage.
- Round 5: cosmetics wraith takes 14 damage.
- Round 5: cosmetics wraith drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: cosmetics wraith drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: cosmetics wraith takes 94 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 8 damage.
- Round 6: cosmetics wraith takes 8 damage.
- Round 6: cosmetics wraith drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: cosmetics wraith drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: Effermint™ tablets
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: Lady Spookyraven's powder puff
- You acquire an item: old eyebrow pencil
- You acquire an item: old rosewater cream
- You acquire an item: old bronzer
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 29 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(145): Starting with 48 left at Level: 8
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 23.96875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
- > HP: 377/387, MP: 65/211
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Finished Spookyraven, just dancing with the lady.
- Talking to Lady Spookyraven
- Talking to Lady Spookyraven
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Ballroom done, beep.
- [146] The Haunted Ballroom
- Encounter: Having a Ball in the Ballroom
- You gain 135 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- You gain a Level!
- You gain 100 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- You gain 100 Cheek
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- Talking to Lady Spookyraven
- > Turn(146): Starting with 47 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 24.68125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
- > HP: 389/389, MP: 60/213
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- You acquire an item: strange leaflet
- > Turn(146): Starting with 47 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 24.68125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
- > HP: 389/389, MP: 60/213
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Got a leaflet to do
- Leaflet inv
- Leaflet open mailbox
- Leaflet take leaflet
- Leaflet open door
- Leaflet east
- Leaflet take sword
- Leaflet west
- Leaflet north
- Leaflet cut hedge
- Leaflet take stick
- Leaflet west
- Leaflet light stick
- Leaflet east
- Leaflet north
- Leaflet kill serpent
- Leaflet open chest
- You acquire an item: Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)
- Leaflet look behind chest
- Leaflet look in hole
- You acquire an item: grue egg
- Leaflet south
- Leaflet south
- Leaflet east
- Leaflet examine fireplace
- (You see a model ship inside a bottle)
- Leaflet yoho
- You gain 270 Strongness
- You gain some Muscle points!
- You gain 200 Enchantedness
- You gain some Mysticality points!
- You gain 200 Chutzpah
- You gain some Moxie points!
- Leaflet examine fireplace
- (You see a model ship inside a bottle)
- Leaflet examine tinder
- Leaflet light fireplace
- Leaflet take boots
- Leaflet wear boots
- Leaflet west
- Leaflet south
- Leaflet south
- Leaflet south
- Leaflet north
- Leaflet west
- Leaflet east
- Leaflet west
- Leaflet west
- Leaflet south
- Leaflet up
- Leaflet take egg
- Leaflet throw egg at roadrunner
- Leaflet down
- Leaflet move leaves
- Leaflet up
- Leaflet throw ruby at petunias
- Leaflet read scroll
- Leaflet up
- Leaflet CLEESH giant
- Leaflet take ring
- You acquire an item: giant pinky ring
- use 1 Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)
- > Turn(146): Starting with 47 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 24.68125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 220.56683848755748
- > HP: 389/393, MP: 60/218
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- use 1 old eyebrow pencil
- You acquire an effect: Browbeaten (25)
- use 1 old rosewater cream
- You acquire an effect: Rosewater Mark (25)
- > The Nook!
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
- use 1 bottle of Monsieur Bubble
- You gain 46 Muscularity Points
- [147] The Defiled Nook
- Encounter: Skull, Skull, Skull
- Took choice 155/5: skip adventure
- choice.php?whichchoice=155&option=5&pwd
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(146): Starting with 47 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.33125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 255.56683848755748
- > HP: 389/413, MP: 50/235
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Nook!
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
- use 2 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 48 Muscularity Points
- [147] The Defiled Nook
- Encounter: spiny skelelton NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 11 damage.
- Round 2: spiny skelelton takes 11 damage.
- Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: spiny skelelton drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: spiny skelelton drops 14 attack power.
- Round 3: spiny skelelton drops 14 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 14 damage.
- Round 3: spiny skelelton takes 14 damage.
- Round 3: spiny skelelton drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: spiny skelelton drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: spiny skelelton takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 15 damage.
- Round 4: spiny skelelton takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: spiny skelelton drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: spiny skelelton drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: spiny skelelton drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: spiny skelelton drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 7 damage.
- Round 5: spiny skelelton takes 7 damage.
- Round 5: spiny skelelton drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: spiny skelelton drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: spiny skelelton takes 127 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 12 damage.
- Round 6: spiny skelelton takes 12 damage.
- Round 6: spiny skelelton drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: spiny skelelton drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, when EcruWildebeest gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
- You acquire an item: caipifruta
- Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 9 lb. Intergnat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: skeleton bone
- You acquire an item: smart skull
- You acquire an item: spiked femur
- You acquire an item: evil eye
- You acquire an item: succulent marrow
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 36 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- use 1 evil eye
- > Turn(147): Starting with 46 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.33125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
- > HP: 398/417, MP: 53/235
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Converting succulent marrow into Fuel
- > Compressed 1 succulent marrow into sheep, I mean fuel: 39 --> 45
- > The Nook!
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
- buy 9 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 765 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (9)
- use 9 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 93 Muscularity Points
- [148] The Defiled Nook
- Encounter: toothy sklelton NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 12 damage.
- Round 2: toothy sklelton takes 12 damage.
- Round 2: toothy sklelton drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: toothy sklelton drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: toothy sklelton drops 15 attack power.
- Round 3: toothy sklelton drops 14 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 11 damage.
- Round 3: toothy sklelton takes 11 damage.
- Round 3: toothy sklelton drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: toothy sklelton drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: toothy sklelton takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 14 damage.
- Round 4: toothy sklelton takes 14 damage.
- Round 4: toothy sklelton drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: toothy sklelton drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: toothy sklelton drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: toothy sklelton drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 8 damage.
- Round 5: toothy sklelton takes 8 damage.
- Round 5: toothy sklelton drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: toothy sklelton drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: toothy sklelton takes 116 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 13 damage.
- Round 6: toothy sklelton takes 13 damage.
- Round 6: toothy sklelton drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: toothy sklelton drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when both Admiral Booze and BurritoTurtle complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: loose teeth
- You acquire an item: loose teeth
- You acquire an item: skeleton bone
- You acquire an item: evil eye
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- use 1 evil eye
- > Turn(148): Starting with 45 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.33125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
- > HP: 402/417, MP: 93/235
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 fancy bath salts
- You gain 200 Meat
- > The Nook!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
- [149] The Defiled Nook
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR toothy sklelton
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: toothy sklelton drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: toothy sklelton drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: toothy sklelton drops 14 attack power.
- Round 3: toothy sklelton drops 14 defense.
- Round 3: toothy sklelton drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: toothy sklelton drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: toothy sklelton takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: toothy sklelton drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: toothy sklelton drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: toothy sklelton drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: toothy sklelton drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: toothy sklelton drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: toothy sklelton drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: toothy sklelton takes 112 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: toothy sklelton drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: toothy sklelton drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: toothy sklelton takes 114 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: toothy sklelton drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: toothy sklelton drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: loose teeth
- You acquire an item: loose teeth
- You acquire an item: skeleton bone
- After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah K'choxdaa!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 37 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(149): Starting with 44 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 27.03125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
- > HP: 407/417, MP: 74/235
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Nook!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Nook done, beep.
- [150] The Defiled Nook
- Encounter: giant skeelton AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: giant skeelton drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: giant skeelton drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: giant skeelton drops 16 attack power.
- Round 3: giant skeelton drops 16 defense.
- Round 3: giant skeelton drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: giant skeelton drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: giant skeelton takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: giant skeelton drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: giant skeelton drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: giant skeelton drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: giant skeelton drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: giant skeelton drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: giant skeelton drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: giant skeelton takes 108 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: giant skeelton drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: giant skeelton drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: giant skeelton takes 108 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: giant skeelton drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: giant skeelton drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: As the skeelton collapses in a jumbled pile of bones, the Evilometer emits a single very loud beep.
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: skeleton bone
- You acquire an item: skeleton bone
- You acquire an item: skeleton bone
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 61 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Chutzpah
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(150): Starting with 43 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 20.03125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
- > HP: 419/419, MP: 95/235
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Niche!
- familiar Space Jellyfish (16 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
- [151] The Defiled Niche
- Encounter: dirty old lihc
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 1: Frullace puts your foe's entire head in its mouth, which your foe seems to find distracting.
- Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 8 attack power.
- Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 8 defense.
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 14 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 14 defense.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT JELLY!
- Round 5: Your foe screams in horror as Frullace clamps itself over their head. The combination of muffled screaming and "schlurrrrp" noises makes you look away, aghast, so you don't actually see what happens. After a while, though, Frullace squirts some spooky jelly at you.
- You acquire an item: spooky jelly
- Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: dirty old lihc drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: dirty old lihc drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: dirty old lihc drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: dirty old lihc takes 117 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: dirty old lihc drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: dirty old lihc takes 136 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: dirty old lihc drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when you and PearElla totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
- Your familiar gains a pound: Frullace, the 2 lb. Space Jellyfish
- You gain 15 Meat.
- You acquire an item: salacious crumbs
- After Battle: You gain 34 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(151): Starting with 42 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.477083333333333
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 200.0
- > HP: 419/419, MP: 59/235
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Converting salacious crumbs into Fuel
- > Compressed 1 salacious crumbs into sheep, I mean fuel: 45 --> 51
- > The Niche!
- familiar Intergnat (24 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
- [152] The Defiled Niche
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR dirty old lihc
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 16 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 15 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: dirty old lihc takes 116 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 91 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you and FuzzyAllison totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: salacious crumbs
- After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your CatFeet are belong to us!", it blurts.
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 42 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(152): Starting with 41 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.477083333333333
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
- > HP: 419/419, MP: 78/236
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Niche!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
- [153] The Defiled Niche
- Encounter: senile lihc NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
- Round 1: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 14 damage.
- Round 2: senile lihc takes 14 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, when you and WonderfulLarry totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
- You gain 12 Meat.
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 41 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(153): Starting with 40 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.477083333333333
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
- > HP: 419/419, MP: 99/236
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Niche!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
- [154] The Defiled Niche
- Encounter: slick lihc NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- > Looking at banishAction: skill KGB tranquilizer dart
- Round 1: Arbos casts KGB TRANQUILIZER DART!
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 7 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(153): Starting with 40 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.528125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
- > HP: 419/419, MP: 79/236
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Niche!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
- [154] The Defiled Niche
- Encounter: dirty old lihc WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 15 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 15 defense.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con 3-D, when you armwrestled TurkeyChief. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Pennington's Twenty-ninth Law of Molecular acceleration says the force acting on an object is equal to the weight of the object times its molecular frequency!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 41 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(154): Starting with 39 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.55
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
- > HP: 421/421, MP: 86/236
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Niche!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
- [155] The Defiled Niche
- Encounter: dirty old lihc NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 14 damage.
- Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 14 damage.
- Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 15 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 14 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 11 damage.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc takes 11 damage.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 11 damage.
- Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 15 damage.
- Round 5: dirty old lihc takes 15 damage.
- Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 129 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 15 damage.
- Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 15 damage.
- Round 6: dirty old lihc drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when you and FoodKid took turns doing benchpresses with StinkySpy the Barbarian's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: salacious crumbs
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 45 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
- Paranormal activity reported at Cobb's Knob Treasury.
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(155): Starting with 38 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.55
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
- > HP: 421/421, MP: 61/236
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Ghost busting time! At: Cobb's Knob Treasury
- > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
- > Pre Adventure at Cobb's Knob Treasury done, beep.
- [156] Cobb's Knob Treasury
- Encounter: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 2: You lose 55 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 3: You lose 55 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 4: You lose 55 hit points
- > Busting makes me feel good!!
- Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you and Dank Aubrey took turns doing benchpresses with AwesomeGirl's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (5)
- You acquire an item: Mr. Screege's spectacles
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 49 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 42 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 169 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(155): Starting with 38 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 24.960416666666667
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
- > HP: 421/421, MP: 84/236
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Niche!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
- [156] The Defiled Niche
- Encounter: dirty old lihc NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 8 damage.
- Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 8 damage.
- Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 15 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 14 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 13 damage.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc takes 13 damage.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 14 damage.
- Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 14 damage.
- Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 15 damage.
- Round 5: dirty old lihc takes 15 damage.
- Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 112 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 13 damage.
- Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 13 damage.
- Round 6: dirty old lihc drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when StandardBeast the Puma bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
- You acquire an item: warm war shawarma
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 38 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(156): Starting with 37 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.55
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
- > HP: 423/423, MP: 50/236
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Niche!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
- [157] The Defiled Niche
- Encounter: Urning Your Keep
- Took choice 157/4: skip adventure
- choice.php?whichchoice=157&option=4&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(156): Starting with 37 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.55
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
- > HP: 423/423, MP: 50/236
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Niche!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
- [157] The Defiled Niche
- Encounter: dirty old lihc NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 16 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 15 defense.
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 9 damage.
- Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 9 damage.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 8 damage.
- Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: dirty old lihc takes 90 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 9 damage.
- Round 5: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 113 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 13 damage.
- Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 13 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VII, when both Admiral Boozer and NoodleLeg complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: salacious crumbs
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 34 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(157): Starting with 36 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.55
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
- > HP: 423/423, MP: 77/238
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Niche!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
- [158] The Defiled Niche
- Encounter: dirty old lihc WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 15 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 15 defense.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XI, when both Queen Furry and Captain Sexy complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Centrifugal force doesn't really exist! It's actually theoretical foolishness!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 33 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(158): Starting with 35 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.55
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
- > HP: 423/423, MP: 83/238
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Niche!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
- [159] The Defiled Niche
- Encounter: dirty old lihc NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 8 damage.
- Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 8 damage.
- Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty old lihc drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 15 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 15 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 16 damage.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc takes 16 damage.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty old lihc drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 9 damage.
- Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty old lihc drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 15 damage.
- Round 5: dirty old lihc takes 15 damage.
- Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty old lihc drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 113 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 14 damage.
- Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 14 damage.
- Round 6: dirty old lihc drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: dirty old lihc drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con 3-D, when BoozeLover taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: salacious crumbs
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(159): Starting with 34 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 27.03125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
- > HP: 423/423, MP: 76/238
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Niche!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Niche done, beep.
- [160] The Defiled Niche
- Encounter: gargantulihc WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: gargantulihc drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: gargantulihc drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: gargantulihc drops 16 attack power.
- Round 3: gargantulihc drops 16 defense.
- Round 3: gargantulihc drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: gargantulihc drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: gargantulihc takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: gargantulihc drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: gargantulihc drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: gargantulihc drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: gargantulihc drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: gargantulihc drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: gargantulihc drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: gargantulihc takes 103 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: gargantulihc drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: gargantulihc drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: gargantulihc takes 112 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: gargantulihc drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: gargantulihc drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: As the gargantulihc fades away into nothingness, your Evilometer emits a single loud beep.
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when you and Cool Lucy took turns doing benchpresses with Fuzzy Ricky's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: lihc eye
- You acquire an item: lihc eye
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 64 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 26 Smarm
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(160): Starting with 33 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 20.03125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 257.3318042491699
- > HP: 425/425, MP: 74/238
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 93 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Cranny!
- Visiting the Spacegate Vaccination Machine
- Took choice 1234/3: Select Vaccine
- choice.php?whichchoice=1234&option=3
- You acquire an effect: Emotional Vaccine (30)
- cast 1 Smooth Movement
- You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Cranny done, beep.
- [161] The Defiled Cranny
- Encounter: Death Rattlin'
- Took choice 523/4: fight swarm of ghuol whelps
- choice.php?whichchoice=523&option=4&pwd
- Encounter: giant swarm of ghuol whelps NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 41 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 9 damage.
- Round 2: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 9 damage.
- Round 2: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 16 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 9 damage.
- Round 3: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 9 damage.
- Round 3: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 7 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 11 damage.
- Round 4: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 13 damage.
- Round 5: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 13 damage.
- Round 5: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 81 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 9 damage.
- Round 6: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 9 damage.
- Round 6: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 87 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 11 damage.
- Round 7: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 11 damage.
- Round 7: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 114 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 13 damage.
- Round 8: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 13 damage.
- Round 8: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 attack power.
- Round 8: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 96 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 9: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 11 damage.
- Round 9: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 11 damage.
- Round 9: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 attack power.
- Round 9: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pant as you smash the last of the little buggers. Your Evilometer beeps 11 times.
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when AmazingGreatBarbarian taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 41 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(161): Starting with 32 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 33.08125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 237.3318042491699
- > HP: 383/425, MP: 50/238
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Cranny!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Cranny done, beep.
- [162] The Defiled Cranny
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR gluttonous ghuol
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: gluttonous ghuol drops 18 attack power.
- Round 2: gluttonous ghuol drops 18 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: gluttonous ghuol takes 7 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: gluttonous ghuol drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: gluttonous ghuol drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: gluttonous ghuol takes 67 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: gluttonous ghuol takes 67 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: gluttonous ghuol takes 67 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Wizardliness
- You gain 145 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: ghuol egg
- You acquire an item: ghuol guolash
- After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a K'choxdaa but I eated it!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 42 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(162): Starting with 31 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 33.08125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 237.3318042491699
- > HP: 354/425, MP: 59/238
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Cranny!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Cranny done, beep.
- [163] The Defiled Cranny
- Encounter: gaunt ghuol AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: gaunt ghuol drops 18 attack power.
- Round 2: gaunt ghuol drops 18 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: gaunt ghuol takes 7 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: gaunt ghuol drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: gaunt ghuol drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: gaunt ghuol takes 70 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: gaunt ghuol takes 91 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: gaunt ghuol heals 7 hit points.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: gaunt ghuol takes 70 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VII, when you and FettuciniWhatever the Inebriated totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
- Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 10 lb. Intergnat
- You gain 44 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: ghuol egg
- You acquire an item: ghuol ears
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 55 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 42 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(163): Starting with 30 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 33.08125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 239.08099243547832
- > HP: 347/426, MP: 61/240
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Cranny!
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Cranny done, beep.
- [164] The Defiled Cranny
- Encounter: Death Rattlin'
- Took choice 523/4: fight swarm of ghuol whelps
- choice.php?whichchoice=523&option=4&pwd
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR giant swarm of ghuol whelps
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 40 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 17 defense.
- Round 3: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 7 damage.
- Round 4: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 85 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 21 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 113 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 90 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 attack power.
- Round 8: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 91 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 9: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 attack power.
- Round 9: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 6 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pant as you smash the last of the little buggers. Your Evilometer beeps 12 times.
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Wizardliness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a CatFeet but I eated it!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 46 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 139 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(164): Starting with 29 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 33.86875
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 239.08099243547832
- > HP: 426/426, MP: 38/240
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The Cranny!
- familiar XO Skeleton (19 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Defiled Cranny done, beep.
- use 3 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 78 Muscularity Points
- [165] The Defiled Cranny
- Encounter: huge ghuol
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: huge ghuol drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: huge ghuol drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: huge ghuol drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: huge ghuol drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: huge ghuol drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: huge ghuol drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: huge ghuol takes 7 damage.
- Round 4: huge ghuol drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: huge ghuol drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: huge ghuol drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: huge ghuol drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: huge ghuol drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: huge ghuol drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: huge ghuol takes 100 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: huge ghuol drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: huge ghuol drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: huge ghuol takes 77 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: huge ghuol drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: huge ghuol drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: huge ghuol takes 85 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: huge ghuol drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: huge ghuol drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: As the last breath (which, in case you were wondering, was foul-smelling and went on for a really long time) escapes the huge ghuol, your Evilometer beeps once, very loudly.
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: potion of potency
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 17 Muscularity Points
- You gain 715 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: ghuol egg
- You acquire an item: ghuol ears
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds one of those things Xena throws... a chakram? He finds a chakram for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 71 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(165): Starting with 28 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 25.46875
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 228.32645975048922
- > HP: 426/426, MP: 104/240
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Hermit acquistion of: seal tooth
- buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
- use 1 chewing gum on a string
- You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack
- trading 1 worthless item for 1 seal tooth
- You acquire an item: seal tooth
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- buy 1 blood of the Wereseal for 475 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 475 Meat
- You acquire an item: blood of the Wereseal
- use 1 blood of the Wereseal
- You acquire an effect: Temporary Lycanthropy (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 96 hit points
- familiar Intergnat (25 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at Haert of the Cyrpt done, beep.
- [166] Haert of the Cyrpt
- Encounter: The Haert of Darkness
- Took choice 527/1: fight the Bonerdagon
- choice.php?whichchoice=527&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: The Bonerdagon WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 28 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: You lose 28 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: You lose 28 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Bonerdagon drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: Bonerdagon drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Bonerdagon takes 70 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: You lose 26 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Bonerdagon takes 69 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: You lose 26 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: You lose 26 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: Bonerdagon takes 97 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 10: You lose 26 hit points
- Round 10: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 11: Bonerdagon takes 70 damage.
- Round 11: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 11: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when you armwrestled OmegaMan. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: skull of the Bonerdagon
- Combine 1 batskin belt + 1 skull of the Bonerdagon
- You acquire an item: badass belt
- Crafting used 1 each of batskin belt and skull of the Bonerdagon
- You acquire an item: chest of the Bonerdagon
- You acquire an item: vertebra of the Bonerdagon
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Martin's Twenty-first Law of Resonant flavor says an object in a restaurant tends to stay in a restaurant!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 106 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 38 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 44 Cheek
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 159 hit points
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- use 1 chest of the Bonerdagon
- You gain 202 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- You gain 150 Wizardliness
- You gain some Mysticality points!
- You gain 150 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- You gain 3,000 Meat
- > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 25.46875
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 229.08099243547832
- > HP: 526/530, MP: 48/243
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- familiar XO Skeleton (19 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- use 2 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 48 Muscularity Points
- [167] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 109 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 133 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when you and WonderElla took turns doing benchpresses with WackySexyLemur's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 34 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- buy 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 30.71875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 213.32645975048922
- > HP: 522/534, MP: 64/243
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- familiar Intergnat (25 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [167] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 99 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 104 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VII, when you and MeatSexyKing took turns doing benchpresses with Doctor Mister Shrew's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 43 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 32 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 30.71875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
- > HP: 518/534, MP: 95/243
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [167] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 107 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 113 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Smarm
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 36 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 30.71875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
- > HP: 514/534, MP: 85/243
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [167] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 104 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 6: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 106 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 111 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when you armwrestled AwesomeDude. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 30.71875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
- > HP: 500/534, MP: 74/243
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [167] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 116 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 6: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 111 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 7: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 116 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 33 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 30.71875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
- > HP: 485/536, MP: 63/243
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [167] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 defense.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 75 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 6: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 103 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 97 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 46 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 30.71875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
- > HP: 468/536, MP: 51/245
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [167] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 72 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 69 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 7: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 71 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: iced plum wine
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VIII, when you armwrestled Food Madelyn. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your CatFeet are belong to us!", it blurts.
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 44 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 109 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 30.71875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
- > HP: 536/536, MP: 27/245
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- familiar XO Skeleton (19 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- buy 9 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 765 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (9)
- use 9 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 86 Muscularity Points
- [167] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 19 defense.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 73 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 70 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 93 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 8: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 75 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Smarm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
- After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 19 Muscularity Points
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 49 Muscleboundness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 31 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 30.71875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 213.32645975048922
- > HP: 540/540, MP: 90/245
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- familiar Intergnat (25 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [167] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 75 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 74 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 8: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 73 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 9: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 70 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when you and BoozerThief took turns doing benchpresses with VoidFantasticBoy's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 49 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 30.71875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
- > HP: 508/540, MP: 77/245
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [167] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Peterson's Twenty-second Law of Thought says any two objects exert friction on each other, regardless of their resonant friction!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 44 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 30.71875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
- > HP: 465/540, MP: 69/245
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Let's meet the trapper.
- Visiting the Trapper
- > Turn(166): Starting with 27 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 30.71875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
- > HP: 465/540, MP: 69/245
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Yay for goat cheese!
- > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
- Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
- > Source Terminal request: educate duplicate.edu
- Source Terminal: educate duplicate.edu
- > Pre Adventure at The Goatlet done, beep.
- [167] The Goatlet
- Encounter: sabre-toothed goat AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 38 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
- Round 1: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, when you armwrestled BeefBarbarian. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 41 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 45 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 93 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
- Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
- > Source Terminal request: educate portscan.edu
- Source Terminal: educate portscan.edu
- > Turn(167): Starting with 26 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 33.65
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
- > HP: 543/543, MP: 95/247
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Yay for goat cheese!
- > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
- Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
- > Source Terminal request: educate duplicate.edu
- Source Terminal: educate duplicate.edu
- > Pre Adventure at The Goatlet done, beep.
- [168] The Goatlet
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR drunk goat
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 38 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- > Looking at banishAction: skill Asdon Martin: Spring-Loaded Front Bumper
- Round 1: Arbos casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
- Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
- > Source Terminal request: educate portscan.edu
- Source Terminal: educate portscan.edu
- > Turn(167): Starting with 26 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 33.65
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
- > HP: 505/543, MP: 95/247
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Converting 4 piles of salacious crumbs into Fuel
- > Compressed 4 salacious crumbs into sheep, I mean fuel: 1 --> 25
- buy 2 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 94 Meat
- You acquire wad of dough (2)
- buy 2 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
- You spent 132 Meat
- You acquire soda water (2)
- [168] Cook 2 wad of dough + 2 soda water
- You acquire loaf of soda bread (2)
- Crafting used 2 each of wad of dough and soda water
- Converting 2 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
- > Compressed 2 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 25 --> 38
- > Yay for goat cheese!
- > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
- Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
- > Source Terminal request: educate duplicate.edu
- Source Terminal: educate duplicate.edu
- > Pre Adventure at The Goatlet done, beep.
- [168] The Goatlet
- Encounter: dairy goat WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
- You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: dairy goat drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: dairy goat drops 19 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: dairy goat takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: dairy goat drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: dairy goat drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts DUPLICATE!
- Round 6: You lose 74 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 74 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos uses the exploding cigar and uses the exploding cigar!
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
- You gain 132 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: goat cheese
- You acquire an item: glass of goat's milk
- You acquire an item: goat cheese
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 41 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 178 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
- Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
- > Source Terminal request: educate portscan.edu
- Source Terminal: educate portscan.edu
- > Turn(168): Starting with 25 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 33.65
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
- > HP: 520/520, MP: 41/247
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Yay for goat cheese!
- > Pre Adventure at The Goatlet done, beep.
- buy 8 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 680 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (8)
- use 8 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 76 Muscularity Points
- [169] The Goatlet
- Encounter: Puddle Puncher
- You acquire an item: figurine of a cold seal
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(168): Starting with 25 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 33.65
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
- > HP: 520/520, MP: 117/247
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Yay for goat cheese!
- > Pre Adventure at The Goatlet done, beep.
- [169] The Goatlet
- Encounter: Puddle Puncher
- You acquire an item: figurine of a cold seal
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(168): Starting with 25 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 33.65
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
- > HP: 520/520, MP: 117/247
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Yay for goat cheese!
- > Pre Adventure at The Goatlet done, beep.
- [169] The Goatlet
- Encounter: Puddle Puncher
- You acquire an item: figurine of a cold seal
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(168): Starting with 25 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 33.65
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
- > HP: 520/520, MP: 117/247
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Yay for goat cheese!
- > Pre Adventure at The Goatlet done, beep.
- [169] The Goatlet
- Encounter: dairy goat NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 38 hit points
- Adjusted combat item count: exploding cigar
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 7 damage.
- Round 2: dairy goat takes 7 damage.
- Round 2: dairy goat drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: dairy goat drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: dairy goat drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: dairy goat drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 10 damage.
- Round 3: dairy goat takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: dairy goat drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: dairy goat drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: dairy goat takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 9 damage.
- Round 4: dairy goat takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: dairy goat drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: dairy goat drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: dairy goat drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: dairy goat drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 10 damage.
- Round 5: dairy goat takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: dairy goat drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: dairy goat drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: dairy goat takes 112 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 8 damage.
- Round 6: dairy goat takes 8 damage.
- Round 6: dairy goat drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: dairy goat drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 20 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: dairy goat takes 99 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 10 damage.
- Round 7: dairy goat takes 10 damage.
- Round 7: dairy goat drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: dairy goat drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you and TurkeyBear the Frigid took turns doing benchpresses with TequilaChief's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
- You gain 123 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: goat cheese
- You acquire an item: glass of goat's milk
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 45 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 30 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(169): Starting with 24 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 33.65
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 224.08099243547832
- > HP: 520/520, MP: 82/247
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for a pirate outfit.
- > Pre Adventure at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove done, beep.
- [170] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR swarthy pirate
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 35 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: swarthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: swarthy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: swarthy pirate drops 18 attack power.
- Round 3: swarthy pirate drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: swarthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: swarthy pirate drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: swarthy pirate takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: swarthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: swarthy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: swarthy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: swarthy pirate drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: swarthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: swarthy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: swarthy pirate takes 105 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 6: swarthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: swarthy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: swarthy pirate takes 120 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: swarthy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: swarthy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 3 Cheek
- You gain 44 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: pirate pelvis
- You acquire an item: li'l pirate costume
- After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a CatFeet but I eated it!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 46 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(170): Starting with 23 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 33.51875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 174.08099243547832
- > HP: 503/520, MP: 78/247
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for a pirate outfit.
- cast 1 Smooth Movement
- You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
- > Pre Adventure at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove done, beep.
- [171] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR shady pirate
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: shady pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: shady pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: shady pirate drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: shady pirate drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: shady pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: shady pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: shady pirate takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: shady pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: shady pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: shady pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: shady pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: shady pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: shady pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: shady pirate takes 129 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: shady pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: shady pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: shady pirate takes 110 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: shady pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: shady pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VII, when SteakWhatever taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
- You gain 63 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- After Battle: Isabella buzzes past your ear and drops a thin black candle. Looks like it's been buying handmade crap off Etsy again.
- You acquire an item: thin black candle
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 44 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(171): Starting with 22 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 31.51875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 174.08099243547832
- > HP: 488/503, MP: 58/230
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for a pirate outfit.
- > Pre Adventure at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove done, beep.
- [172] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
- Encounter: shady pirate WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: shady pirate drops 20 attack power.
- Round 2: shady pirate drops 19 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: shady pirate takes 9 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you and Spaghetti Zoe totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Azure Matter!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 44 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(172): Starting with 21 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 31.51875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 174.08099243547832
- > HP: 470/503, MP: 66/230
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for a pirate outfit.
- > Pre Adventure at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove done, beep.
- [173] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
- Encounter: smarmy pirate AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: smarmy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: smarmy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: smarmy pirate drops 18 attack power.
- Round 3: smarmy pirate drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: smarmy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: smarmy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: smarmy pirate takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: smarmy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: smarmy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: smarmy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: smarmy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: smarmy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: smarmy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: smarmy pirate takes 105 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: smarmy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: smarmy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: smarmy pirate takes 110 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: smarmy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: smarmy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when Mariachi Ashley taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- You gain 56 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: bottle of rum
- You acquire an item: flaregun
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 59 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 41 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(173): Starting with 20 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 31.51875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 174.08099243547832
- > HP: 467/503, MP: 94/231
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for a pirate outfit.
- > Pre Adventure at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove done, beep.
- [174] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
- Encounter: writing desk AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: writing desk drops 16 attack power.
- Round 2: writing desk drops 15 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: writing desk takes 9 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: writing desk drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: writing desk drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: writing desk takes 118 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: writing desk takes 93 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IV, when Fusilli Lauren taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 11 lb. Intergnat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: disintegrating quill pen
- You acquire an item: inkwell
- You acquire an item: snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 38 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 34 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 71 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(174): Starting with 19 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 31.51875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 175.81534080237807
- > HP: 533/533, MP: 95/231
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Converting snifter of thoroughly aged brandy into Fuel
- > Compressed 1 snifter of thoroughly aged brandy into sheep, I mean fuel: 38 --> 42
- > Searching for a pirate outfit.
- > Pre Adventure at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove done, beep.
- [175] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
- Encounter: A Dreadful Curse
- You gain 15 Wizardliness
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(175): Starting with 18 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 31.51875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 175.81534080237807
- > HP: 453/453, MP: 78/231
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for a pirate outfit.
- > Pre Adventure at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove done, beep.
- [176] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
- Encounter: The Beached Boys
- You gain 20 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(176): Starting with 17 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 31.51875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 175.81534080237807
- > HP: 455/455, MP: 78/231
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for a pirate outfit.
- > Pre Adventure at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove done, beep.
- [177] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
- Encounter: shifty pirate AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: shifty pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 35 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: shifty pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: shifty pirate drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: shifty pirate drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: shifty pirate drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: shifty pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: shifty pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: shifty pirate takes 7 damage.
- Round 4: shifty pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: shifty pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: shifty pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: shifty pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: shifty pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: shifty pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: shifty pirate takes 88 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: shifty pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: shifty pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: shifty pirate takes 3 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: shifty pirate takes 100 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: shifty pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: shifty pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con 3-D, when you armwrestled Lady Uncanny. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
- You gain 86 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: arrrgyle socks
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 59 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 52 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 14 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(177): Starting with 16 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 31.51875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 175.81534080237807
- > HP: 455/455, MP: 79/231
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for a pirate outfit.
- > Pre Adventure at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove done, beep.
- [178] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
- Encounter: Barrie Me at Sea
- Took choice 23/1: stuffed shoulder parrot
- choice.php?whichchoice=23&option=1&pwd
- You lose 5 Meat
- You acquire an item: stuffed shoulder parrot
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(178): Starting with 15 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 31.51875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 175.81534080237807
- > HP: 455/455, MP: 87/231
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for a pirate outfit.
- > Pre Adventure at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove done, beep.
- [179] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
- Encounter: Filching the Undarrwear
- You gain 15 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(179): Starting with 14 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 31.51875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 175.81534080237807
- > HP: 425/425, MP: 71/231
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for a pirate outfit.
- > Pre Adventure at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove done, beep.
- [180] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR smarmy pirate
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: smarmy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: smarmy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: smarmy pirate drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: smarmy pirate drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: smarmy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: smarmy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: smarmy pirate takes 7 damage.
- Round 4: smarmy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: smarmy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: smarmy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: smarmy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: smarmy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: smarmy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: smarmy pirate takes 105 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: smarmy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: smarmy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: smarmy pirate takes 85 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: smarmy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: smarmy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con V, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
- You gain 56 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: bottle of rum
- You acquire an item: Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet
- After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a Neil but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 40 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(180): Starting with 13 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 31.51875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 175.81534080237807
- > HP: 419/425, MP: 73/231
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for a pirate outfit.
- cast 1 Smooth Movement
- You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
- > Pre Adventure at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove done, beep.
- [181] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
- Encounter: sassy pirate WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: sassy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: sassy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: sassy pirate drops 18 attack power.
- Round 3: sassy pirate drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: sassy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: sassy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: sassy pirate takes 7 damage.
- Round 4: sassy pirate drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: sassy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when both Chief Cool and MariachiRumWhatever complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: North's Ninth Law of Melody says what goes under must come out!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 42 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(181): Starting with 12 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 31.51875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 175.81534080237807
- > HP: 412/425, MP: 56/231
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for a pirate outfit.
- > Pre Adventure at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove done, beep.
- [182] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
- Encounter: The Arrrbitrator
- Took choice 22/1: eyepatch
- choice.php?whichchoice=22&option=1&pwd
- You acquire an item: eyepatch
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(182): Starting with 11 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 31.51875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 175.81534080237807
- > HP: 425/425, MP: 56/231
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for a pirate outfit.
- > Pre Adventure at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove done, beep.
- [183] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
- Encounter: Barrie Me at Sea
- Took choice 23/2: swashbuckling pants
- choice.php?whichchoice=23&option=2&pwd
- You acquire an item: swashbuckling pants
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(183): Starting with 10 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 31.51875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 175.81534080237807
- > HP: 425/425, MP: 74/231
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- buy 1 The Big Book of Pirate Insults for 475 each from Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Books
- You spent 475 Meat
- You acquire an item: The Big Book of Pirate Insults
- custom outfit Backup
- > Turn(183): Starting with 10 left at Level: 9
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 31.51875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 175.81534080237807
- > HP: 306/425, MP: 74/231
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 123 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Insult gathering party.
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- buy 1 abridged dictionary for 950 each from Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Books
- You spent 950 Meat
- You acquire an item: abridged dictionary
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- buy 1 blood of the Wereseal for 475 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 475 Meat
- You acquire an item: blood of the Wereseal
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- use 1 blood of the Wereseal
- You acquire an effect: Temporary Lycanthropy (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 105 hit points
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
- buy 7 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 595 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (7)
- use 7 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 71 Muscularity Points
- [184] Barrrney's Barrr
- Encounter: toothy pirate AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 44 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the The Big Book of Pirate Insults!
- You acquire an effect: Embarrassed (1)
- Round 2: You lose 45 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: toothy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: toothy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: toothy pirate drops 20 attack power.
- Round 4: toothy pirate drops 19 defense.
- Round 4: toothy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: toothy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: toothy pirate takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: toothy pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: toothy pirate drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: toothy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: toothy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: toothy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: toothy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: toothy pirate takes 71 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: toothy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: toothy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: toothy pirate takes 91 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: toothy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: toothy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 22 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: toothy pirate takes 81 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 9: toothy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: toothy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you and King Food took turns doing benchpresses with FuzzyLastChief's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
- You gain 86 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: bottle of rum
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 51 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 38 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- You gain a Level!
- After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 90 hit points
- cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Have 1 insults.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(184): Starting with 9 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 32.625
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 185.81534080237807
- > HP: 415/415, MP: 87/196
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 125 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat Crown of the Goblin King
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Got this dictionary I need to deal with, boo words!
- > Untinkering dictionary
- untinker * abridged dictionary
- Visiting the Untinker
- Accepting quest to find the Untinker's screwdriver
- Visiting Innabox
- You acquire an item: rusty screwdriver
- Visiting the Untinker
- untinker * abridged dictionary
- You acquire an item: bridge
- You acquire an item: dictionary
- > Insult gathering party.
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- buy 1 blood of the Wereseal for 475 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 475 Meat
- You acquire an item: blood of the Wereseal
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
- [185] Barrrney's Barrr
- Encounter: tipsy pirate WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 47 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the The Big Book of Pirate Insults!
- You acquire an effect: Embarrassed (1)
- Round 2: You lose 48 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: tipsy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: tipsy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: tipsy pirate drops 20 attack power.
- Round 4: tipsy pirate drops 19 defense.
- Round 4: tipsy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: tipsy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: tipsy pirate takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: tipsy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: tipsy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: tipsy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: tipsy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: tipsy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: tipsy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: tipsy pirate takes 92 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: tipsy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: tipsy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 27 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: tipsy pirate takes 99 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: tipsy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 8: tipsy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when SleazySpy taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- You gain 84 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: cocktail napkin
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 42 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 89 hit points
- > Have 2 insults.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(185): Starting with 8 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 32.7125
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 185.81534080237807
- > HP: 415/415, MP: 61/198
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 125 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat Crown of the Goblin King
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Insult gathering party.
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
- [186] Barrrney's Barrr
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR tetchy pirate
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 49 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the The Big Book of Pirate Insults!
- You acquire an effect: Embarrassed (1)
- Round 2: You lose 48 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: tetchy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: tetchy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: tetchy pirate drops 20 attack power.
- Round 4: tetchy pirate drops 19 defense.
- Round 4: tetchy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: tetchy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: tetchy pirate takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: tetchy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: tetchy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: tetchy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: tetchy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: tetchy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: tetchy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: tetchy pirate takes 72 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: tetchy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: tetchy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 29 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: tetchy pirate takes 96 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 8: tetchy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: tetchy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: tetchy pirate takes 103 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 9: tetchy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 9: tetchy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you and Miss Furry and FettuciniInsaneAnteater won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
- You gain 72 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your K'choxdaa are belong to us!", it blurts.
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 52 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Have 2 insults.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(186): Starting with 7 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 32.7125
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 185.81534080237807
- > HP: 337/389, MP: 49/198
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 125 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat Crown of the Goblin King
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Insult gathering party.
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- familiar XO Skeleton (19 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
- [187] Barrrney's Barrr
- Encounter: You and the Cap'm Make it Hap'm
- You acquire an item: Cap'm Caronch's Map
- > Turn(187): Starting with 6 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 32.7125
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 173.32645975048922
- > HP: 365/415, MP: 66/198
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 125 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat Crown of the Goblin King
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Insult gathering party.
- > Nasty Booty time!
- familiar Intergnat (26 lbs)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 169 hit points
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- use 1 Cap'm Caronch's Map
- [188] Cap'm Caronch's Map
- Encounter: booty crab AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 33 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 48 hit points
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [188] Noob Cave
- Encounter: booty crab AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: booty crab drops 23 attack power.
- Round 2: booty crab drops 22 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: booty crab takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: booty crab drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: booty crab drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: booty crab takes 78 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 38 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: booty crab takes 80 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 39 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: booty crab takes 79 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when Disco Autumn gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
- You acquire an item: Russian Ice
- You gain 621 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 40 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 40 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 117 hit points
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(188): Starting with 5 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 29.125
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 210.81534080237807
- > HP: 534/534, MP: 52/233
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 125 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Insult gathering party.
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- cast 1 Musk of the Moose
- You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
- You lose an effect: Smooth Movements (0)
- cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
- You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (5)
- You acquire an effect: Driving Obnoxiously (30)
- > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
- buy 7 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 595 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (7)
- use 7 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 70 Muscularity Points
- [189] Barrrney's Barrr
- Encounter: This Adventure Bites
- You acquire an item: Orcish Frat House blueprints
- > Turn(189): Starting with 4 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 32.7125
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 185.81534080237807
- > HP: 389/389, MP: 123/198
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 125 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat Crown of the Goblin King
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- buy 6 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 282 Meat
- You acquire wad of dough (6)
- buy 6 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
- You spent 396 Meat
- You acquire soda water (6)
- [190] Cook 6 wad of dough + 6 soda water
- You acquire loaf of soda bread (6)
- Crafting used 6 each of wad of dough and soda water
- Converting 6 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
- > Compressed 6 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 5 --> 38
- > Insult gathering party.
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
- [190] Barrrney's Barrr
- Encounter: toothy pirate AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 49 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the The Big Book of Pirate Insults!
- You acquire an effect: Embarrassed (1)
- Round 2: You lose 47 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: toothy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: toothy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: toothy pirate drops 20 attack power.
- Round 4: toothy pirate drops 20 defense.
- Round 4: toothy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: toothy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: toothy pirate takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: toothy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: toothy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: toothy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: toothy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: toothy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: toothy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: toothy pirate takes 83 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: toothy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: toothy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 27 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: toothy pirate takes 73 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: toothy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: toothy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: toothy pirate takes 80 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 9: toothy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: toothy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con 3-D, when Doctor Furry bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
- You acquire an item: crazy little Turkish delight
- You gain 75 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: gold toothbrush
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 54 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 44 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 129 hit points
- > Have 3 insults.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(190): Starting with 3 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 27.275000000000002
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 185.81534080237807
- > HP: 419/419, MP: 86/198
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat Crown of the Goblin King
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Well, we could make a Meat Maid and that seems raisinable.
- Use 1 disassembled clover
- You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover
- [191] The VERY Unquiet Garves
- Encounter: Rolling the Bones
- You acquire an item: smart skull
- You acquire an item: disembodied brain
- > Got a brain, trying to make and use a meat maid now.
- buy 1 maiden wig for 76 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 76 Meat
- You acquire an item: maiden wig
- Combine 1 disembodied brain + 1 smart skull
- You acquire an item: brainy skull
- Crafting used 1 each of smart skull and disembodied brain
- Combine 1 brainy skull + 1 maiden wig
- You acquire an item: maid head
- Crafting used 1 each of brainy skull and maiden wig
- buy 1 frilly skirt for 76 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 76 Meat
- You acquire an item: frilly skirt
- buy 1 empty meat tank for 19 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 19 Meat
- You acquire an item: empty meat tank
- Create 1 meat stack
- You acquire an item: meat stack
- You lose 100 Meat
- Combine 1 empty meat tank + 1 meat stack
- You acquire an item: full meat tank
- Crafting used 1 each of meat stack and empty meat tank
- buy 1 cog for 19 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 19 Meat
- You acquire an item: cog
- buy 1 sprocket for 19 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 19 Meat
- You acquire an item: sprocket
- buy 1 spring for 19 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 19 Meat
- You acquire an item: spring
- Combine 1 sprocket + 1 spring
- You acquire an item: sprocket assembly
- Crafting used 1 each of spring and sprocket
- Combine 1 cog + 1 sprocket assembly
- You acquire an item: cog and sprocket assembly
- Crafting used 1 each of cog and sprocket assembly
- Combine 1 full meat tank + 1 cog and sprocket assembly
- You acquire an item: meat engine
- Crafting used 1 each of cog and sprocket assembly and full meat tank
- Combine 1 frilly skirt + 1 meat engine
- You acquire an item: Meat maid body
- Crafting used 1 each of meat engine and frilly skirt
- Combine 1 maid head + 1 Meat maid body
- You acquire an item: Meat maid
- Crafting used 1 each of Meat maid body and maid head
- use 1 Meat maid
- > Insult gathering party.
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
- [192] Barrrney's Barrr
- Encounter: tipsy pirate AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the The Big Book of Pirate Insults!
- You acquire an effect: Embarrassed (1)
- Round 2: tipsy pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 35 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: tipsy pirate drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: tipsy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: tipsy pirate drops 17 attack power.
- Round 4: tipsy pirate drops 16 defense.
- Round 4: tipsy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: tipsy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: tipsy pirate takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: tipsy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: tipsy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: tipsy pirate drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: tipsy pirate drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: tipsy pirate drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: tipsy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: tipsy pirate takes 136 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 7: tipsy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: tipsy pirate drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: tipsy pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 21 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: tipsy pirate takes 114 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 8: tipsy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: tipsy pirate drops 6 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
- You gain 79 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: bottle of rum
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 49 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 34 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Have 4 insults.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Starting bedtime: Pulls Left: 0
- > Deleting processed mail...
- > 2 messages deleted.
- buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
- use 1 chewing gum on a string
- You acquire an item: pasta spoon
- buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
- use 1 chewing gum on a string
- You acquire an item: mariachi hat
- buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
- use 1 chewing gum on a string
- You acquire an item: helmet turtle
- buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
- use 1 chewing gum on a string
- You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw
- trading 1 worthless item for 1 figurine of an ancient seal
- You acquire an item: figurine of an ancient seal
- buy 2 seal-blubber candle for 95 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 190 Meat
- You acquire seal-blubber candle (2)
- equip hat Crown of the Goblin King
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- familiar Rockin' Robin (17 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [193] Infernal Seal Ritual
- Encounter: hermetic seal
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [193] Noob Cave
- Encounter: hermetic seal
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: hermetic seal drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: hermetic seal drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: hermetic seal drops 20 attack power.
- Round 3: hermetic seal drops 27 defense.
- Round 3: hermetic seal drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: hermetic seal drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: hermetic seal takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: hermetic seal drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: hermetic seal drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: hermetic seal drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: hermetic seal drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: hermetic seal drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: hermetic seal drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: hermetic seal takes 77 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: hermetic seal drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: hermetic seal drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: hermetic seal takes 81 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: hermetic seal drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: hermetic seal drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: hermetic seal takes 83 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: hermetic seal drops 8 attack power.
- Round 8: hermetic seal drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: hermetic seal takes 1 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 29 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: hermetic seal takes 84 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 9: hermetic seal drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: hermetic seal drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when both SealClyde and Savannah the Fantastic complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Boppin' Patty whistles a few bars of Rave On. It really gets your toes tappin'.
- You acquire an item: powdered sealbone
- After Battle: Boppin' Patty grins cheerfully as she flits about, tweedlin' and deedlin'. (+5 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 49 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
- use 1 chewing gum on a string
- You acquire an item: worthless trinket
- trading 1 worthless item for 1 figurine of an ancient seal
- You acquire an item: figurine of an ancient seal
- buy 3 seal-blubber candle for 95 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 285 Meat
- You acquire seal-blubber candle (3)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [193] Infernal Seal Ritual
- Encounter: hermetic seal
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [193] Noob Cave
- Encounter: hermetic seal
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: hermetic seal drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: hermetic seal drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: hermetic seal drops 20 attack power.
- Round 3: hermetic seal drops 27 defense.
- Round 3: hermetic seal drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: hermetic seal drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: hermetic seal takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: hermetic seal drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: hermetic seal drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: hermetic seal drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: hermetic seal drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: hermetic seal drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: hermetic seal drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: hermetic seal takes 79 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: hermetic seal drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: hermetic seal drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: hermetic seal takes 1 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 27 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: hermetic seal takes 83 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: hermetic seal drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: hermetic seal drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: hermetic seal takes 1 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 30 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: hermetic seal takes 82 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: hermetic seal drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: hermetic seal drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled CheesyBarbarian the Unpleasant. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Boppin' Patty lands near you and starts boppin' her little head back and forth as she helps you look for loot.
- You acquire an item: powdered sealbone
- After Battle: Boppin' Patty grins cheerfully as she flits about, tweedlin' and deedlin'. (+5 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 45 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
- use 1 chewing gum on a string
- You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw
- trading 1 worthless item for 1 figurine of an ancient seal
- You acquire an item: figurine of an ancient seal
- buy 3 seal-blubber candle for 95 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 285 Meat
- You acquire seal-blubber candle (3)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [193] Infernal Seal Ritual
- Encounter: hermetic seal
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [193] Noob Cave
- Encounter: hermetic seal
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: hermetic seal drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: hermetic seal drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: hermetic seal drops 20 attack power.
- Round 3: hermetic seal drops 27 defense.
- Round 3: hermetic seal drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: hermetic seal drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: hermetic seal takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: hermetic seal drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: hermetic seal drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: hermetic seal drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: hermetic seal drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: hermetic seal drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: hermetic seal drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: hermetic seal takes 80 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: hermetic seal drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: hermetic seal drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: hermetic seal takes 105 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: hermetic seal drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: hermetic seal drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: hermetic seal takes 1 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 28 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: hermetic seal takes 106 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 8: hermetic seal drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: hermetic seal drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
- Your familiar gains a pound: Boppin' Patty, the 3 lb. Rockin' Robin
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Boppin' Patty lands near you and starts boppin' her little head back and forth as she helps you look for loot.
- You acquire an item: powdered sealbone
- After Battle: Boppin' Patty grins cheerfully as she flits about, tweedlin' and deedlin'. (+5 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 48 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
- use 1 chewing gum on a string
- You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw
- trading 1 worthless item for 1 figurine of an ancient seal
- You acquire an item: figurine of an ancient seal
- buy 3 seal-blubber candle for 95 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 285 Meat
- You acquire seal-blubber candle (3)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [193] Infernal Seal Ritual
- Encounter: hermetic seal
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [193] Noob Cave
- Encounter: hermetic seal
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: hermetic seal drops 21 attack power.
- Round 2: hermetic seal drops 28 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: hermetic seal takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: hermetic seal drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: hermetic seal drops 12 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: hermetic seal takes 77 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: hermetic seal takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 42 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: hermetic seal takes 83 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: hermetic seal takes 1 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 45 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: hermetic seal takes 76 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: hermetic seal takes 1 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 39 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: hermetic seal takes 93 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, when WonderfulBeast taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Boppin' Patty lands near you and starts boppin' her little head back and forth as she helps you look for loot.
- You acquire an item: powdered sealbone
- After Battle: Boppin' Patty suddenly shouts "Holy Objects, Arbos!" Then she grins, because... what? (+6 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 45 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Hermit acquistion of: ten-leaf clover
- buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
- use 1 chewing gum on a string
- You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack
- use 1 genie bottle
- [193] genie bottle
- Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1267&option=1&wish=for+more+wishes
- You acquire an item: pocket wish
- use 1 genie bottle
- [193] genie bottle
- Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1267&option=1&wish=for+more+wishes
- You acquire an item: pocket wish
- use 1 genie bottle
- [193] genie bottle
- Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1267&option=1&wish=for+more+wishes
- You acquire an item: pocket wish
- friars blessing 2
- You acquire an effect: Brother Corsican's Blessing (20)
- Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
- You gain 265 hit points
- telescope look high
- You acquire an effect: Starry-Eyed (10)
- equip acc1 tiny plastic golden gundam
- equip acc2 dead guy's watch
- buy 1 li'l unicorn costume for 950 each from The General Store
- You spent 950 Meat
- You acquire an item: li'l unicorn costume
- familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (16 lbs)
- equip familiar li'l unicorn costume
- shower warm
- [193] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/3: Flip through the book of puzzles
- Encounter: Witchess Puzzles
- Took choice 1183/2: Daily Challenge
- choice.php?whichchoice=1183&pwd&option=2
- You acquire an effect: Puzzle Champ (25)
- > Source Terminal request: enhance items.enh
- Source Terminal: enhance items.enh
- You acquire an effect: items.enh (100)
- > Source Terminal request: enhance meat.enh
- Source Terminal: enhance meat.enh
- You acquire an effect: meat.enh (100)
- > You have some KGB clicks (6) left!
- Manipulating the Control Panel in the Conspiracy Island bunker
- Took choice 986/8: 1912
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=986&option=8
- > Goodnight done, please make sure to handle your overdrinking, then you can run me again.
- > You need to overdrink and then run me again. Beep.
- equip acc3 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handleup
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
- buy 3 anti-anti-antidote for 28 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 84 Meat
- You acquire anti-anti-antidote (3)
- > Restoring MP! Currently at 507 of 512 HP, 48 of 205 MP, current meat: 3218 ... Target MP = 103.
- > Try to heal MP from inventory.
- > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
- buy 6 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 510 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (6)
- use 6 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 61 Muscularity Points
- cast 1 The Ode to Booze
- You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)
- drink 1 yellow brick road
- You gain 18 Adventures
- You gain 41 Enchantedness
- You gain 4 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-4)
- > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
- > This is version: 1287 Mafia: 18383
- > This is day 1.
- > Turns played: 192 current adventures: 19
- > Current Ascension: Standard
- uneffect Ode to Booze
- > Starting bedtime: Pulls Left: 0
- > Hermit acquistion of: ten-leaf clover
- unequip acc3
- equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- equip acc2 tiny plastic golden gundam
- equip acc3 dead guy's watch
- > You have some KGB clicks (5) left!
- >
- >
- telescope look low
- > Default Test: Initiative
- > Off-Stat Test: Mysticality
- > Elemental Test: spooky
- > Hedge Maze 1: stench
- > Hedge Maze 2: sleaze
- > Hedge Maze 3: cold
- > Hedge time of 4 adventures. (Up to 10 without Elemental Resistances)
- > Need star chart
- > Need 8 stars.
- > Need 7 lines.
- > Need 30 white pixels.
- Combine 1 skeleton bone + 1 loose teeth
- You acquire an item: skeleton key
- Crafting used 1 each of skeleton bone and loose teeth
- > Estimated adventure need (tower) is: 34.
- > You have 8 minutes left to Time-Spinner!
- > You are probably done for today, beep.
- > Done for today (1), beep boop
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