The creation of a pussy.

Seven wise men, with knowledge so fine,

created a pussy, to their design.
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First was a butcher, smart with wit,

using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,

with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailer, tall and thin,

using red velvet, lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,

with fur from a fox, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,

threw in a fish, and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was mcgee,

touch it and blessed it, and said it could pee.

Last was a sailor, dirty little runt.

sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

Then god came along, dumb as a barge,

stuffed it completely, and put a woman in charge!