* Siu lurches up from behind the chair. "D...Do... Did they pay me to fuck that bear?" She stumbles out the backdoor, and vomits noisly for several minutes.
<Evelyn> "They paid you in hard liquor, Siu! It's on the table."
* The_Black_Slammurai has quit (Ping timeout)
<Evelyn> You are all bears now. Completely ordinary bears. It's mating season and Yumehoko is the only attractive male Bear. What do?
* Clair continues hanging out with Ellison.  Glenda, Siu, and Evelyn can fight over Yumehoko.  Hooray for sure-win second-best!
<Evelyn> also, Ellison is a cyborgbear.
* Clair is okay with this.
<Evelyn> Asmodai is also a bear.
* Clair is tempted but Asmodai is over there.
<Evelyn> Everyone is bears. In a city. in 2050. Some even wear armor. They're still perfectly ordinary bears, though.
<Evelyn> press 1 to eat berries. Press 2 to find something to kill. Press 3 to try and shit in the living room.
<Clair> 1
<Evelyn> You eat berries. They are good berries.
<Evelyn> press 1 to eat berries. Press 2 to find something to kill. Press 3 to try and shit in the living room.
<Evelyn> press 4 to talk to customer support.
<Clair> 1 until something changes.
<Siu> 3
<Evelyn> Roll for it.
<Evelyn> DC 13 due to carpet.
* Clair fattest bear.  Will hibernate all winter long.
<Evelyn> Clairbear now has the runs, oh no.
<Evelyn> Critical constipation. Well, uh. man, that sucks, eat more berries next time.
<Evelyn> press 4 to talk to customer support.
* Clair goes outside to shit, as this is her den now.  And you don't shit in your den, that's just gross.
<Evelyn> Clair can add +1 to her bearology.
<Evelyn> A wild deer appears.
<Evelyn> press 0 to talk to customer support.
* Clair now knows that cave-bears live in caves.  Is wisest bear.
<Evelyn> Clair can roll 1d20 dc 20 to invent fire.
* Blaxploitation (KingDerp@dong.castle) has joined #NeoDetroit