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- You are Sam Spade Elliot, a detective living in Chicago. You have a pistol and
- a police badge. You enter the forest where you believe the criminal you're searching
- for fled to. Suddenly, you hear a gunshot behind you.
- "Sam?" says a voice from behind you.
- > say "Who wants to know?"
- "Who wants to know?" you ask. The man looks at you with suspicion. He's wearing
- a trench coat and has a gun in his hand.
- "I'm not going to shoot you," he says.
- > trade guns with man
- "What do you want?" you ask.
- "We don't have time for this," the man replies. He points his gun at you. "If
- I didn't have a gun, you'd be dead".
- > say "Drop the gun and let's settle this like Men Detectives."
- The man drops his gun and raises his hands. "Let's settle this like men detectives,"
- he says. He takes your gun from its holster and puts it on the table. "So what
- is your name?" he asks.
- > say "My name is Sam Spade Elliot." Punch him.
- "Sam Spade Elliot". He punches you. You fall backwards onto the floor. "That
- was easy," he laughs. "Now tell me who you are".
- > say "Stop stealing all my moves."
- He stops punching you. "Stop stealing all my moves!" he shouts. "I can do anything
- I want to you! You're nothing but a thief!"
- > admit that he's a better and more hardboiled private eye.
- "I'm a better and more hardboiled private eye than you are," you reply. "But
- I've got a lot of work to do, so if you'll excuse me, I need to go get some
- work done".
- > do work
- You walk out of the room. "Well, that went well," you think as you leave. "Maybe
- I should just take this job".
- A few days later, you return to the office. It's dark outside, but you can see
- the moon through the window
- > arrest the moon
- You grab the moon by the neck and lift it up into the air. You then drop it back
- down to earth. You catch the moon by the throat and throw it against the wall.
- "There!" you shout.
- > say "Here's a pizza pie for you, buster." Punch moon in eye.
- You punch the moon in the face. It falls backwards off the desk. You pick it
- up and toss it again. It hits the ground and breaks. You run out of the room.
- "See? Easy," you think as you leave
- > search streets of this rough city for dames who are trouble and crooks up to no good
- You head down the street. You pass a group of three women talking together. They
- look like they're having an argument. One of them is holding a knife in her
- other hand. Another one is looking over her shoulder. You decide to investigate
- further
- > investigate knife
- You stand behind one of the women and examine the woman's wristwatch. It shows
- she's been arguing with another woman for about twenty minutes. She's probably
- the one with the knife. You decide to check it out.
- > ask to borrow knife
- You approach the two women. One of them turns around to give you a dirty look.
- "Don't touch me," she whispers. You smile and raise your arm towards her. She
- grabs your wrist and pulls your arm away. "Get out of here," she snarls
- > "Do you know who I am, doll face? I'm Sam Spade Elliot, moon murderer."
- The woman looks at you with suspicion. She's wearing a trenchcoat and has a
- gun in her hand. "I'm not going to shoot you," she says. "If I didn't have a
- gun, you'd be dead".
- > say "That'll teach her to respect a dick's personal space. You okay, tomato?"
- You push the woman aside and start walking after the woman. "That'll teach her
- to respect a ****'s personal space. You okay, tomato?" you call after her. "Yeah,
- yeah, fine," she replies. You follow her
- > ask where we're going
- You stop and ask where you're going. "To the police station," she replies. "Where
- are we going?"
- > "Good idea. That's where they keep all the crimes."
- "What kind of crimes?" "Any kind". "Okay, I guess".
- > ask woman where she learned her detective powers
- "I learned them from watching movies and TV," she says. "They were always there,
- but I couldn't see them until recently".
- > go to police station
- You enter the police station. There are several people sitting at desks working
- on their computers. A young policewoman walks in. "Hey, how are you doing?"
- she asks. "Fine,""It's me," You reply
- > ask if any crimes have come in for me
- >"I'm sorry, sir,"The police station is full of"The police station is full.
- This is a crime free"The police station is full.The police station is full.The
- police station is full.The police station is full
- > fall to my knees and weep for there were no more crimes to solve
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