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- Pearly Gates
- I'm in Heaven, in front of the pearly gate, and you're not, so, sucks to be you.
- And Saint Peter is here! Awesome!
- >stop deleting things
- That's not a verb I recognise.
- >Leave
- But you aren't in anything at the moment.
- >Go home
- You can't see any such thing.
- >Walk away
- You can't see any such thing.
- >Where am i
- That's not a verb I recognise.
- >Now what
- That's not a verb I recognise.
- >Die
- That's not a verb I recognise.
- >Really?
- That's not a verb I recognise.
- >Fly
- That's not a verb I recognise.
- >Sing
- Your singing is abominable.
- >Walk
- You'll have to say which compass direction to go in.
- >Walk north
- You can't go that way.
- >walk east
- You can't go that way.
- >walk west
- You can't go that way.
- >walk south
- You can't go that way.
- >walk up
- You can't go that way.
- >walk down
- You can't go that way.
- >why not
- That's not a verb I recognise.
- >Fall over
- That's not a verb I recognise.
- >go
- You'll have to say which compass direction to go in.
- >never mind
- That's not a verb I recognise.
- >Say hello
- (to Saint Peter)
- There is no reply.
- >Say hello again
- (to Saint Peter)
- There is no reply.
- >Ask about whoever it was
- You can't see any such thing.
- >Say hello to the narrator
- You can't see any such thing.
- >Wave
- You wave, feeling foolish.
- >Wave harder
- You can't see any such thing.
- >ldkgjnltgha
- That's not a verb I recognise.
- >Give up
- You can't see any such thing.
- >WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
- That's not a verb I recognise.
- >Go in
- You can't go that way.
- >Approach gates
- That's not a verb I recognise.
- >You suck
- That's not a verb I recognise.
- >inventory
- I am carrying nothing.
- >look around
- You can't see any such thing.
- >what
- That's not a verb I recognise.
- >listen around
- I only understood you as far as wanting to listen.
- >listen
- You hear nothing unexpected.
- >twiddle thumbs
- That's not a verb I recognise.
- >i expected that
- I only understood you as far as wanting to take inventory.
- >oh lord
- That's not a verb I recognise.
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- Pearly Gates
- I'm in Heaven, in front of the pearly gate, and you're not, so, sucks to be you.
- And Saint Peter is here! Awesome!
- >Talk to him
- Hey, Peter! How about letting me in, man?
- He's not saying anything. He's just getting something out of the copious folds of his voluminous robe.
- Oh, hey, it's a medal! For me! For being so great!
- Thanks, Pete!
- >THAT'S NOT EVEN FROM THIS SONG
- That's not a verb I recognise.
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- *** The End ***
- Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last command?
- > you can save?
- Please give one of the answers above.
- Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last command?
- > undo
- Pearly Gates
- [Previous turn undone.]
- >i forget what it even was
- I only understood you as far as wanting to take inventory.
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