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- Oddman 11 ch41
- p228
- >Fujou-senpai.
- >Here's a present.
- >Eh?
- >Eh??
- >Thank you. I'm so happy...
- >But why?
- >My birthday was ages ago.
- >It's just a token of my appreciation
- >for always looking after me.
- p229
- >Can I open it?
- >Sure.
- >This is
- >perfume?
- >Secchan...
- >This high quality perfume
- >will just be overpowered by my body odor, remember!?
- >No, you've got it wrong!
- >This is a special kind of perfume.
- p230
- >Did you know?
- >Perfumes are made from a blend of all kinds of fragrances
- >and among those is the scent of human excrement.
- >Heh...
- >For this present perfurme, I took out the bad smelling portion
- >>Good smell
- >>Good smell - bad smell
- >so the remaining gap could be filled in by bad odors from outside.
- >In other words, your body odor becomes a part of that perfume, Senpai.
- >Amazing...
- >I'm a little hurt that my body odour is been compared to human excrement
- >but I won't touch that subject.
- >That would be helpful.
- p231
- >Please use it when you're in the dorms.
- >Ah, but...
- >you won't need it when you're with me.
- >Secchan...
- >I love you!
- >I'm sure I worried her
- >since she didn't see me around when she slept over at the dorms.
- >Secchan is so kind.
- >Lemme see.
- p232
- >I'll sniff you for a bit.
- >Go ahead<3
- >...
- >It used to smell like 10,000 pigs
- >but now it's been reduced to around 7,000 pigs.
- >Don't convert it into pig figures!
- >You're making me sound like a livestock farmer who caught cholera from pigs!
- >It's fine.
- >I'll tresure this for the rest of my life.
- >Perfume isn't something you spray all over like F*br*ze, y'know.
- p233
- >It's not like
- >I'm jealous or anything.
- >...I...
- >Wah!
- >I've been feeling lonely lately.
- >Maybe I'll get myself a cat or something.
- >Stop that, moron!
- >If a lonely woman gets herself a cat, it's all over for her.
- >I know that.
- >But...
- >But the autumn has been settling in lately
- >and the nights under the futon are getting colder.
- >...Fine.
- >I'll sleep with you.
- p234
- >For me?
- >Yes.
- >To celebrate our one-week anniversary.
- >An anniversary, huh?
- >So you're all about this sweet stuff, huh?
- >The heck is this?
- >It's a training machine for building up your abs.
- >I got a good look at your entire body the other day, Senpai.
- >To put it frankly, you haven't been getting enough exercise!
- >Well I am a shut-in...
- >Especially that squid belly.
- >You're getting gastriptosis from a lack of abdominal muscles.
- >That's not good for your body.
- p235
- >So please use this and commit to it.
- >So annoying.
- >Well.
- >If you say so, Setsuko.
- >One month later.
- >H-How is it?
- >Is this what you were hoping for?
- >I could touch this forever.
- >I guess it was.
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