function(){
  a=location.search; // Get the current query string of the window
  b=a.substring(1); // Remove the '?'
  c=b.split("&"); // Split the query string into separate variables
  f=[]; // Create the array to hold the query string variables
  for(d in c){ // Loop through the variables
    e=c[d].split("="); // Split the variables into key => value
    f[e[0]]=e[1]; // Add the key and value to our array
  }
  return f; // Return the array when all variables have been looped
}