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  1. The Twelve Months of El Presidente
  2.  
  3. The first month of the year,
  4. My El Presidente sent to me
  5. A really nice weapons factory!
  6.  
  7. The second month of the year,
  8. My El Presidente sent to me
  9. Two country houses, and
  10. A really nice weapons factory!
  11.  
  12. The third month of the year,
  13. My El Presidente sent to me
  14. Three coal mines, two country houses,
  15. And a really nice weapons factory!
  16.  
  17. The fourth month of the year,
  18. My El Presidente sent to me
  19. Four shady policemen, three coal mines,
  20. Two country houses, and a really nice weapons factory!
  21.  
  22. The fifth month of the year,
  23. My El Presidente sent to me
  24. Five tank brigades, four shady policemen,
  25. three coal mines, two country houses,
  26. And a really nice weapons factory!
  27.  
  28.  
  29.  
  30.  
  31. The sixth month of the year,
  32. My El Presidente sent to me
  33. Six voting ballots, with one name, and a really nice weapons factory!
  34.  
  35. The seventh month of the year,
  36. My El Presidente sent to me
  37. Seven secret agents, into my apartment, I knew they were out to get me, Penultimo you betrayed me, now I’m being re-educated, and now I work in a really nice weapons factory!
  38.  
  39. On the twelfth month of the year
  40. My El Presidente sent to me
  41. One deadly assassin!
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