Hey, ‘Rrronica… ;)

You’ll hurt their feelings.

You make my balls so blue,

You make my balls so blue,

What did they do to you, that you hate them so?

like a tackling dummy!

They're warm like mittens!

And purr like kittens!

Just look at them glow... We're beggin' you! Don't make my balls so blue.

Hold 'em, And never let go!

But they knew you're dirty. Whatever you require, they'll do!

So take 'em home to meet your parents! They'll wear a suit and tie,

They'll sing a lullaby:  La la la la la! Please make these balls not blue, just for a while!

My pants are rubbin', like a hot cheese grater!

They will protect you, Respect you, Like Winnie-the-Pooh!

My balls will work for you-

They really need rescue-

Baby, you gots to come through. You got no clue, how much these two, depend on you!

Please help them through! My balls are in your court!

Yeah, yeah! You make my balls so blue! You make my balls so blue!

Good God! My balls! You make my balls so blue!

Lookit! Lookit! You make my balls so blue!

Please make their dreams come true, and make these balls not blue!