CURRENT technicianMagician [CTM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTM: =====# hello?
CURRENT leviathanWrangler [CLW] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CLW: ~ um~
CLW: ~ hi~
CLW: ~ ssorry~
CTM: =====# sorry?
CLW: ~ uh~
CLW: ~ im~
CLW: ~ i dont ussually come here~
CLW: ~ doubt ill be any help~
CTM: =====# any help?
CTM: =====# there's nothing to help with
CTM: =====# nothing going on in here, like usual
CLW: ~ oh~
CLW: ~ um~
CLW: ~ ssorry~
CTM: =====# really, you can stop apologizing
CTM: =====# so, what brings you to the commons?
CLW: ~ um~
CLW: ~ i~
CLW: ~ i dont know~
CLW: ~ ssorry~
CLW: ~ i jusst~
CTM: =====# please, stop apologizing
CLW: ~ i cant help it okay~
CLW: ~ i jusst~
CLW: ~ dont want to offend anyone~
CLW: ~ jusst feelss like lowbloodss are sso tetchy all the time about every little thing~
CTM: =====# that's good
CLW: ~ and~
CLW: ~ fuck~
CTM: =====# er...
CTM: =====# yeah, I'm not going to comment on that
CLW: ~ ssorryt~
CLW: ~ ill~
CLW: ~ ill sshut up~
CTM: =====# nah, don't bother
CTM: =====# I need someone to chat with anyway
CTM: =====# since everyone's probably busy
CLW: ~ i sshouldnt~
CLW: ~ ill jusst inssult you again~
CLW: ~ and youll hate me~
CTM: =====# you haven't insulted me
CTM: =====# and I've never hated anyone in my life
CLW: ~ everyone hatess me~
CLW: ~ the other ssea dwellerss think im lowblood~
CLW: ~ and the land dwellerss hate me for being highblood~
CTM: =====# erm... I don't think most people care
CTM: =====# the blood system's been mostly abolished
CLW: ~ it hassnt been abolisshed~
CLW: ~ itss reverssed~
CLW: ~ russtbloodss are ruling~
CTM: =====# oh come on, that's not true
CTM: =====# I mean yeah
CTM: =====# the people with uh...
CTM: =====# blood on uh...
CLW: ~ there iss no one with higher blood than vrisska on the council~
CLW: ~ and no one trusstss her~
CTM: =====# erm
CTM: =====# but nobody with higher blood then vriska is alive
CTM: =====# none of the adults, anyway
CLW: ~ did you ever sstop to wonder why ~
CLW: ~ no~
CLW: ~ they all killed each other~
CLW: ~ thatss what they tell uss~
CTM: =====# because eridan killed feferi, so kanaya killed him
CLW: ~ ssee~
CLW: ~ propaganda~
CTM: =====# and then gamzze killed equius
CLW: ~ were all violent~
CTM: =====# feferi wasn't
CLW: ~ they ssaid sshe died fighting eridan~
CLW: ~ becausse eridan knocked out ssollucks~
CTM: =====# yes
CLW: ~ itss all propaganda~
CTM: =====# that's what happened
CLW: ~ how do you know~
CLW: ~ you werent there~
CTM: =====# because why the hell would the adults lie?
CTM: =====# honestly
CLW: ~ becausse~
CTM: =====# you're like AP
CTM: =====# he thinks that like...
CLW: ~ they dont want uss sseeing through their liess~
CTM: =====# Tavros was the greatest hero ever
CTM: =====# and brave
CTM: =====# and manly
CLW: ~ and how do you know he wassnt~
CLW: ~ have you noticed that the people who wrote thiss~
CLW: ~ are ruling~
CTM: =====# because there's no one else to rule besides the clowns
CTM: =====# and they
CTM: =====# 'd kill us all
CLW: ~ pfff~
CTM: =====# pfff?
CLW: ~ the clownss arent real~
CTM: =====# ...
CTM: =====# what
CLW: ~ they jusst dont want uss outsside the city~
CTM: =====# 0kay
CTM: =====# thats crazy
CTM: =====# I know one of the clowns
CLW: ~ ssure~
CTM: =====# and they nearly kiled FA and FE
CTM: =====# and IS and PI
CLW: ~ oh fuck~
CLW: ~ youre in on it arent you ~
CTM: =====# in on what?\
CLW: ~ i know what your up to~
CLW: ~ eventually the truth will sspread~
CLW: ~ the godss will be sshown for what they are~
CLW: ~ the council will fall~
CTM: =====# listen, I'm not doing anything here
CTM: =====# I'm literally sitting here in the hospital
CTM: =====# trying to write some music\
CLW: ~ sspouting their liess at me~
CTM: =====# ...
CTM: =====# I really have nothing to say to that
CLW: ~ im ssorry you cant ssee the truth~
CLW: ~ lowblood~
CTM: =====# right
CTM: =====# because obviously I'm a lowblood
CTM: =====# because I'm totally just like...
CTM: =====# typing in my blood color
CTM: =====# and I'm obviously a troll too. You literally have no idea who I am. I've told you nothing about myself
CTM: =====# you shouldn't make assumptions
CLW: ~ youre a liar~
CLW: ~ ~
CTM: =====# oh really then
CTM: =====# then tell me who I am
CLW: ~ i~
CLW: ~ i dont know~
CLW: ~ fuck~
CLW: ~ ssorry~
CTM: =====# it's alright
CTM: =====# I'm a human, actually.
CTM: =====# Clone of Tesla
CTM: =====# work as a technician
CTM: =====# and you?
CLW: ~ oh fuck~
CLW: ~ i ~
CLW: ~ i~
CLW: ~ have to go~
CTM: =====# erm
CTM: =====# 0kay?
CTM: =====# bye then
CURRENT aggroPaladin [CAP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAP: hELLO
CTM: =====# hey AP
CTM: =====# what's up?
CLW: ~ oh fuck~
CLW: ~ are you human too~
CTM: =====# wait
CTM: =====# do you have something against humans?
CTM: =====# and no, he isn't
CAP: yES YES I AM
CAP: aND BY THAT I MEAN
CAP: nO IM NOT
CLW: ~ what~
CLW: ~ um~
CLW: ~ no~
CLW: ~ i jusst~
CLW: ~ fuck~
CTE: wHAT
CAP: wHAT
CTM: =====# they're of the opinion
CTM: =====# that the hemospectrum or whatever
CTM: =====# is now reversed
CLW: ~ itss~
CLW: ~ there are no highbloodss on the council~
CLW: ~ noone higher than vrisska~
CLW: ~ and no one trusstss her or terezi~
CTE: pOLITICS HUH
CAP: pOLITICS HUH
CLW: ~ theyre covering it up~
CLW: ~ ssea dwellerss are made to look bad in all the hisstory~
CTM: =====# that's because like I said
CAP: wHAT ABOUT FEFERI
CTM: =====# Vriska has the highest blood of all the living, sane adults
CLW: ~ feferi tried to kill eridan after he knocked her boyfriend out~
CLW: ~ thatss all~
CAP: yEAH
CAP: aND HOW DOES THAT MAKE HER LOOK BAD
CTM: =====# well
CAP: i HAVENT REALLY READ ANY OF THE HISTORY BOOKS
CTM: =====# did it say she tried to kill him?
CAP: bUT ITS SOUNDS LIKE SHE WAS A VERY FRIENDLY PRINCESS AND THEN SHE DIED
CTM: =====# or just
CTM: =====# attacked him
CTM: =====# and yeah AP
CTM: =====# that's what it sounds like
CTM: =====# that's what the books say
CLW: ~ well~
CLW: ~ even if sshe wass okay~
CLW: ~ look at the neckst 3~
CLW: ~ eridan went around murdering everyone ssuppossedly~
CAP: hAHAHAHA ERIDAN
CTM: =====# nah, just feferi
CTM: =====# Kanaya came back to life
CLW: ~ gamzee went off to sstart hiss raging group of pssychopathic clownss~
CLW: ~ and equiuss died becausse he wass sso obssessssed with the hemosspectrum~
CTM: =====# that's because he was a subjuggulator
CLW: ~ itss a myth~
CTM: =====# no it's not
CAP: fUCK THAT
CTM: =====# yeah, equius died because of his obsession, I guess
CAP: iVE SEEN PEOPLE HOSPITALIZED FROM THEM
CLW: ~ ssure~
CTM: =====# but he did do some shit against his beliefs of that
CTM: =====# I mean
CTM: =====# he made Tavros robo-legs
CLW: ~ theress a magical group of murderouss clownss~
CTM: =====# not magical
CTM: =====# just murderous
CLW: ~ or the ssuppossed godss dont want people fucking up their kingdom~
CLW: ~ which iss more likely~
CTM: =====# and besides
CTM: =====# the one I've met isn't that bad
CTM: =====# she agreed not to kill me
CTM: =====# CF is 0kay
CTE: cF IS BAD
CAP: cF IS BAD
CTM: =====# nah
CAP: uHM
CAP: i MEAN
CLW: ~ who the hell iss cf ~
CAP: sHE IS OK
CTM: =====# creepingFate
CTM: =====# a clown
CLW: ~ oh fucking hell~
CTM: =====# plays the saxophone apparently
CLW: ~ they dont ecksisst~
CAP: sHE PLAYS THE SAXOPHONE?
CAP: wHAT THE FUCK
CTM: =====# pretty nice if you can get past her wanting to kill you
CTM: =====# she's fairly friendly, in her own way
CLW: ~ ssee~
CLW: ~ you cant even decide on your own propaganda~
CLW: ~ firsst they want to kill you~
CLW: ~ and now they want to be your friendss~
CTM: =====# nah, they want to kill us
CTM: =====# a lot of them
CTM: =====# but that particular one is my friends
CAP: mOST OF THEM
CAP: lIKE
CAP: 98% OF THEM
CTM: =====# and I'm sure we could make peace, if we worked really hard
CTM: =====# but at the moment
CTM: =====# yeah, they'd try to kill us
CLW: ~ oh my gog~
CAP: yOUR PEACE THEORY IS STILL FUCKED UP
CLW: ~ you lowbloodss are fucking sstupid~
CTM: =====# eh, I don't care
CAP: lOWBLOODS
CAP: fUCKING STUPID
CTM: =====# Not a lowblood
CTM: =====# human
CTM: =====# I am a human
CTM: =====# also
CAP: oK THEN
CLW: ~ what the fuck iss a human~
CTM: =====# blood means jack shit
CLW: ~ itss~
CTM: =====# ...
CLW: ~ jusst~
CLW: ~ a mutant troll~
CTM: =====# what the fuck
CLW: ~ fucking runoff~
CTM: =====# we're not mutant trolls
CLW: ~ becausse the ssocalled godss~
CLW: ~ couldnt even make a universse properly~
CTM: =====# we're our own fucking species
CAP: hOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU
CLW: ~ read the bookss fuckassss~
CAP: tHEY ARE A COMPLETE DIFFRENT GOG-DAMN SPECIES
CTM: =====# 0kay AP
CTM: =====# that's a little mean
CLW: ~ they~
CLW: ~ are~
CAP: yOU READ THE FUCKING BOOKS
CTM: =====# and I read the books
CAP: i AM SURE THERE IS LIKE
CLW: ~ they were created by the godss~
CAP: a HUMAN HISTORY ONE
CTM: =====# My matesprite runs the library for fucks sake
CAP: yES THE HUMANS WERE
CAP: cLONED ACTUALLY
CLW: ~ and they dont even look like fucking trollss~
CAP: lIKE THE REST OF FUCKING US
CLW: ~ theyre~
CLW: ~ mutant~
CLW: ~ trollss~
CTM: =====# We're not fucking trolls
CTM: =====# we're not trolls
CTM: =====# for fucks sake
CLW: ~ youre a troll~
CLW: ~ a fucked up troll~
CAP: oH MY FUCKING GOG IS LIKE TALKING TO A BROKEN FUCKING RECORD
CTM: =====# how the fuck are we trolls?
CTM: =====# how
CTM: =====# how am I a troll
CAP: i DONT KNOW I THINK SHE IS JUST SCREWED IN THE HEAD
CLW: ~ ~
CLW: ~ fuck~
CLW: ~ ssorry~
CLW: ~ i~
CLW: ~ im~
CLW: ~ ill go~
CTM: =====# nah... don't bother
CLW ceased responding to memo.
CTM: =====# just please don't call me a troll
CTM: =====# I'm a human
CAP: aLREADY FLIPPED YOUR SHIT ANYWAYS
CAP: sO
CFA ceased responding to memo.
CAP: wHATS NEW WITH YOU TM
CTM: =====# not a whole lot. I'm uh just... looking over some stuff
CURRENT leviathanWrangler [CLW] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CLW: ~ um~
CLW: ~ im ssorry~
CLW: ~ crap~
CLW: ~ i didnt mean~
CLW: ~ oh fuck im ssorry pleasse dont hate me~
CTM: =====# I won't
CTM: =====# I don't
CTM: =====# I don't hate anyone
CAP: i HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF DISLIKE FOR YOU
CLW: ~ fuck~
CLW: ~ ill~
CLW: ~ ill jusst go~
CAP: nOT HATE
CAP: bUT LIKE
CLW: ~ didnt mean to~
CLW: ~ um~
CAP: oFFEND ME AND TESLA?
CLW: ~ i dont know~
CLW: ~ i wassnt trying to hurt you~
CLW: ~ but~
CTM: =====# I'm not that offended
CLW: ~ i dont~
CLW: ~ i dont know what to do~
CTM: =====# well
CAP: wHY NOT
CLW: ~ itss dark~
CLW: ~ and sscary~
CLW: ~ and im alone~
CTM: =====# ..
CTM: =====# erm
CTM: =====# huh
CTM: =====# I uh... I don't have
CLW: ~ they found out i wass in here~
CLW: ~ and locked it~
CLW: ~ and~
CTM: =====# a good reply to that
CLW: ~ i cant get out~
CTM: =====# wait
CTM: =====# in where?
CAP: wAIT
CAP: wHAT THE FUCK
CTM: =====# where are you
CLW: ~ um~
CLW: ~ ssomewhere~
CLW: ~ in ~
CLW: ~ u~
CLW: ~ um~
CLW: ~ the library~
CLW: ~ and~
CTM: =====# and you're trapped in there?
CLW: ~ um~
CLW: ~ yess~
CAP: i WOULD GO DO A DARING RESCUE
CTM: =====# oh fuck
CAP: bUT YOU LIVE CLOSER TESLA
CAP: yOU GO DO IT
CTM: =====# I'll be there in a bit
CTM: =====# I know the place like the back of my hand anyway
-- CURRENT technicianMagician [CTM] climbs onto the board --
CLW: ~ fuck~
CLW: ~ i jusst~
CAP: fUCK WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS THE BACK OF THEIR HAND
CLW: ~ i cant do it~
CLW: ~ they were sstrong and i wass weak~
CAP: lIKE WHAT DO YOU STUDY IT EVERYDAY OR SOME DUMB SHIT
CLW: ~ im~
CLW: ~ meant to be in charge~
CLW: ~ not~
CLW: ~ locked in a cupboard~
CLW: ~ on a pile of bookss~
CLW: ~ and~
CLW: ~ my laptopss going to be out of power~
CLW: ~ and i cant leave~
CTE: hERES HOW YOU CAN GENERATE POWER
CAP: hERES HOW YOU CAN GENERATE POWER
CAP: hOLD THE LAPTOP FIRMLY IN TWO HANDS
CAP: tHEN BRING IT INTO YOUR FACE
CAP: rEPEATEDLY
CLW: ~ okay~
-- CURRENT leviathanWrangler's [CLW'S] computer was impaled on her horns. --
CTE: hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
CAP: hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
CAP: yOU ACTUALLY DID IT HAHAHAHAHAA
CAP: oH MY FUCKING GOG THAT IS HILARIOUS AHAHAHAHAAHAHA
-- CURRENT leviathanWrangler's [CLW'S] computer exploded. --
CAP: oH FUCK I CANT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID THAT
CAP: yOUR LIKE
CAP: aS GULLIBLE AS FA
CAP: hAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CAP: oH MY FUCKING GOG THAT IS HILARIOUS I MEAN REALLY I JUST
CAP: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CAP: oH MAN THE LAUGHING HURTS
CAP: iM GOING TO DIE FROM LACK OF OXYGEN THIS IS SO FUNNY
CAP: sO FUCKING FUNNY