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Hold all my calls.

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Get set, fire!

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All right!

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I call it "Romper Blaster."

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How do you come up with this stuff?

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Ah, I was sick and tired of spending
so much time dressing my dollies,

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and I figured parents felt the same way
about dressing babies.

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So why not blast their clothes on?

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Violence is so fun.

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As my mentor, Dr. Stubenhaus, always said,

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"You'd be amazed how inventive you can be

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when you're dang sick of something."

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Impressive, Simmons.

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But market research
shows only 14 percent of parents

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are comfortable firing cannons
at their babies.

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This is useless.

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Outstandingly useless.

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Brava. The frontier of our dreams
lies at the edge of our nightmares.

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- What is happening at this company? Aah!
- That terrible toy

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is what this week
in research and development is about.

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Stop thinking.
Solve problems that don't exist.

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Forget about Stinkless Serum
and anything else that matters.

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Now is not the time
to think outside the box.

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This week, we smash the box.

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And then we rebuild it. Wiser.

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Boss Baby!

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How are you smashing the box?

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Mentally? Spiritually?

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Eh... sledgehammerly?

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You fail to grasp the spirit
of "Smash the Box."

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Disappointing.

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Ma'am, wait!
Just point me at the box you want smashed!

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What's this?

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Oopsie Baby Booster,
the Chair Safety Warning System.

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It's not quite ready yet.

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Oopsie!
Baby's falling off the chair.

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Seems to work fine.

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Seems to.

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- But if the baby leans too far...
- Simmons!

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Turtleneck always loves your work.
Throw me a crumb, anything.

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Uh, we're good here.

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Maybe you can smash boxes
in your department.

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Field operations doesn't have boxes,
just assorted paperwork.

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The odd manila file folder and...

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Wait a minute! I know how to seize
the inside track on becoming the next CEO!

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Look at me.

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- I'm an Oopsie Baby.
- Oopsie!

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Don't lean too far!

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Baby's falling off the chair.

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Still working on the Consequence matrix.

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That was awesome.
What else you got?

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Free business tip:

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there's no better way to impress a boss
than being proactive.

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Like that time I cleaned my room
without Mom and Dad asking.

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That never happened.

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Templeton, meet the Lonesome Files,

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the most frustrating, difficult
company problems you can imagine.

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And I'm going to solve them all.

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Sounds hard and boring.
We should just invent stuff.

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Like this thing Simmons gave me.
No idea what it does, but it looks cool.

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- Rain check. This is... ow!
- Whoa! Sorry.

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Is your punching box through?

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Who's to say?
Mysteries of science, really.

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Let's see.

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Lost toys, anti-baby activists.

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Ah! A classic puzzler.

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Grumpy Baby Grump-Grump,
the baby who will not smile.

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He doesn't smile for pictures.
He doesn't laugh from tickles.

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He sits in the yard all day
and just growls.

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A tragic case.

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Likes gummy duckies, pat-a-cake.
Dislikes noise, big sister. That's it.

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About as helpful as handlebars on oatmeal.
Let's pay him a visit.

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Okay, Grump-Grump.

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We need to get you laughing again.

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So allow me to present a comedy joke.

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He's a baby. They don't understand jokes.

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This one has a physical punchline,

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therefore a high-yield laughter rate
in babies three to 14 months.

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Ahem.

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What do you call a... ow!

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- Templeton!
- That's funny.

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It's... oh!

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It's not working, Templeton.

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If that didn't make him laugh,
nothing will.

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Ah, but you didn't let me finish my joke.

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Ahem.

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What do you call "a low-flying waterfowl"?

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Duck!

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Too intellectual. Noted.

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Ooh!

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Templeton!

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"Smash the box"?
That doesn't mean anything.

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Or does it mean everything?

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Unbox yourself, brain. Gah!

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Gigi's coming to get you
for a family meeting. Look innocent.

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You really don't have to do this, Gigi.

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Summer's over before you know it.

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I can't go without leaving this family
with one final gift.

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A fully potty-trained baby.

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- Potty training is the worst.
- Don't you think he's too young?

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I potty-trained Ted at this age,
and he turned out great.

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I'm the Pineapple Pro-feth-or!

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Pineapples contain the protein bromelain,

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great for tenderizing meat.

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- I don't know.
- No, that's really true about pineapples.

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- The potty training, Ted.
- Well, might be nice.

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Remember how hard it was
to potty-train Tim?

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So much. Everywhere.

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- All right, if you think you can.
- Oh, I guarantee it.

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Got a family method
from the old country.

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It puts the baby
in total control of the process.

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Just you watch.

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It's me, Templeton. As you were.

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As I was what? Agh!

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- Oh, don't mind me. Please continue.
- Jeez!

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Put on some... anything.

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No can do, Tim-a-roo.

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Gigi's got me on a system.
"The Naked Baby Potty Technique."

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How does being naked help?

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I set up potty chairs all over the house.

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No need for help from grownups.

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That way, when it's time for baby to go...

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I just crawl over to the nearest potty
and achieve my major milestone.

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Something bothering you?

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- You're naked.
- No, I'm not.

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I'm not looking again to prove it,
but, yes, you are.

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Baby nudity doesn't count.
Totally different from regular nudity.

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Your naked butt
is still gonna get all over everything.

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Yeah.
But we have bigger fish to fry.

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I've gotta knock out these Lonesome Files
if I want Turtleneck to notice.

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Here, just put this on
while you're around me.

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Pass.

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Honestly, I've never felt so relaxed.

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I thought you loved diapers.

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Who doesn't? But I owe Gigi one.

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She bought the Plushythingy toy
when Mom and Dad failed me.

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So I put on a little pee-pee pony show,
Gigi looks like a hero,

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and when she goes back home,
a few well-timed "accidents,"

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I'll be in diapers in a hot second.

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I love that you and Gigi
are finally getting along.

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But you know what I'd also love?
If your butt wasn't all over everything.

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Don't make this about you.
You better hope that's clean.

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I am not looking at a naked baby butt.

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And I checked.

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Wait. If this is for Gigi,
can't you just go on the potty right now?

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Presentation.

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Gigi needs to feel like she's earned this.
I'll go before bedtime tonight.

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Promise?

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- What?
- Your naked butt is on my Football Mike!

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How dare you?
This man was a hero in the football wars.

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Ahhh.

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All right, Baby Grump-Grump,

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let's take a look at you with fresh eyes.

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Whoa!

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Likes gummy duckies, hates noise,
eating gummy duckies,

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big sister, makes noise,
pat-a-cake player, strong claps,

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powerful slaps, too much noise...
Everything makes sense!

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I'm coming,
Grumpy Baby Grump-Grump!

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Put some pants on!

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Eh...?

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Hey, Boss. How goes it?

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Free and easy, Jimbee-bo.

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So, did you really just call us for this?

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Yes. And to witness.

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Big sister was making a lot of noise,
so you covered your ears, didn't you?

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But you had a fistful of gummy duckies.
With pat-a-cake-strengthened hands,

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ducky got shoved all the way down into...

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Don't feel so grumpy now, do you?

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You solved
Grumpy Baby Grump-Grump?

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- How?
- I don't know.

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- The answer just came to me.
- The baby is laughing!

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Honey, the baby is laughing!

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Three hours and nothing?
What kinda bladder you got, kid?

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You're right.
It'll happen when it happens.

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- Oh, sweet relief.
- Forgot my book.

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I know you can do this.

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Oh, mama mercy!

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Come on.

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Tip-top Timbo. Just the kid I need.

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Let's mosey office way
and wrangle some Lonesome Files.

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I want to help.

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I really, really do.
But I can't keep looking at baby butt.

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Your call.

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But whenever I'm not around,

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all I can think about is how much
of my stuff your naked butt is on.

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- My comic!
- Hmm?

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Whoop. Might be a cheek mark
on the cover.

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Agh!

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I'm gonna smash the box today, Templeton.
You coming to the office or not?

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I don't know which is worse!

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Yes, I am coming with you to the office.

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Remember you talked about

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how inventive you can be
when you're "sick of something"?

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Uh, this is ludicrous! I must build it.

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Double B. You seem extra-relaxed today.

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- Fresh haircut?
- Negative.

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- Grow some more teeth?
- Nothing but nubs.

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- New power tie.
- He's not wearing any dang pants.

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You sure?

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Oh, yeah. Hey, good look on you, Beebs.

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Baby nudity, Templeton. Doesn't count.

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Boss Baby. I need an opinion.

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I'm pushing a disruption focus

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leaping further forward
to our technological destiny.

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Thoughts?

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Clean the slate, become the customer
and feel the unspoken need.

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Redundancies will sink. Whatever floats,
we harness to redefine that need.

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- Protracted rollout?
- Trickle-up culture shift.

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I never thought of it that way. Thank you.

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- You understood her?
- I over-stood her.

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She's never been so clear to me.
Could it be...

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- Wait.
- ...that not wearing any clothes...

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- Not the reason.
- ...makes me a genius?

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No. That's dumb.

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My clothes were a box,
and I've smashed it!

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I'm set free.

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I'm a naked baby genius!

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You were plenty smart
with pants on, you know.

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I've organized the files
into three categories.

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Easy, Hard...

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and Only Naked Baby Genius
Can Figure These Out.

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I'm pretty sure Pants-On Baby Genius
could solve them faster.

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Gotta get through these cases, Templeton.
After that, who knows?

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With these results,
why wear pants ever again?

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You promised
you'd go on the potty tonight.

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I promised nothing.

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Gigi's training is baby-led, right?
Baby's not ready.

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Please, these things
are making me cross-eyed. Agh!

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Baby butt! I need those glasses.

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Agh! Baby butt! Agh!

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- What's his problem?
- I'm not wearing any clothes.

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Huh. I honestly did not even notice.

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Oh, "naked baby genius." I get that now.

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Simmons, I'm absolutely sick and tired
of my brother's naked butt.

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Whoa!

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A trivial problem almost nobody
would care about.

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You must have a zillion ideas.

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Let's get to work.

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I found optimized cases
for each of your strengths

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using an algorithm I was able to develop
in five minutes because I'm naked.

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The accounting department is missing cash?
Sounds like math.

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You sure this job is for me?
Jimbo? We've met before.

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Remember a few years back
when the company tried keeping money

244
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,295
in teddy bears instead of banks?

245
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,630
What could go wrong?

246
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:37,799
Oh...

247
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:41,260
Hug every teddy bear in Baby Corp,
and when you find a crunchy one,

248
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,721
dollars to donuts there'll be cash inside.

249
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:47,308
Yay! Teddy hugs! Best job ever!

250
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:51,729
Uh, you're giving me the problem file
from human resources?

251
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:55,274
"Worker Baby Amal took Worker Baby Peg's
brownie three years ago,

252
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:59,070
and they still won't talk to each other."
How is this my strength?

253
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:02,448
I ran the numbers.
The only solution is violence.

254
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,366
Yes!

255
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,994
Never put your pants on!

256
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,162
Hey, baby brother. Listen.

257
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,665
I'm really sorry
about my freak-out earlier.

258
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:11,916
I get it. You're a prude.

259
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,210
- Let's move past your hang-ups.
- Let's.

260
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,920
I brought an extra-comfy chair

261
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:19,340
to help you get even more relaxed
and even smarter.

262
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:20,341
Thank you.

263
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:23,761
Just sit your baby nude butt
right down here. Rats!

264
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:26,139
Templeton, are you trying to diaper me?

265
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,849
If you won't do it, then I will.

266
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,517
Then this is war.

267
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,937
It's not a war.
I just want you to wear some dang pants.

268
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,987
- Sorry about the brownie, Peg.
- See you at the next meeting.

269
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,572
Who's next?

270
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,454
After analyzing your file
from every angle,

271
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,998
I think I know what's happening
with your missing toys.

272
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,332
Do your worst.

273
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,842
Just reverse the rotation.

274
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,769
Good boy.
Where'd you find all your lost toys?

275
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,647
- What the...?
- Eat Romper.

276
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:17,815
Templeton!

277
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,277
- And keep it on.
- Never!

278
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,783
Get me four bungee cords,
springs and a diaper.

279
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,868
I love science!

280
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,041
"Thirty-four-year-old woman
sworn off loving babies."

281
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:38,044
"Six-year-old girl loses
her favorite homemade baby doll"?

282
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,546
Sad little girl grows up
into baby-hating woman.

283
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,390
Melty the Crayon baby?

284
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:51,974
I lost you when I was six

285
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:55,228
and promised to never love a baby again
until I found you.

286
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,940
Honey, remember when I said
I didn't want babies?

287
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,441
Now I do!

288
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,196
Keep the dang pants on.

289
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,073
Too many cases left to solve.

290
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,909
You can't corral this naked baby
brainpower in pants.

291
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,454
Ugh!

292
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,082
Ha-hah!

293
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,252
Tim, time for lunch!

294
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,379
Oh, good. I'm starving.

295
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:26,551
Why is the naked baby on the counter
where our food goes?

296
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,886
Having a sit-down about having a sit-down.

297
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,847
Strange he hasn't gone anywhere yet.

298
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,725
By this point, kids are usually unloading
all over, like a zoo animal.

299
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:39,063
Can we eat lunch and not talk or think
about how zoo animals do their business?

300
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,188
Sure, Timmy.

301
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,317
Your favorite.
Peanut butter and peanut butter

302
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:46,654
smeared with baby butt,
baby butt, baby butt, baby butt...

303
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,157
...baby butt,
baby butt, baby butt...

304
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,616
Tim.

305
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:54,120
- You okay?
- I'm, uh, not hungry anymore.

306
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,122
Maybe we should try a different technique.

307
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,208
One where, you know,
he can wear some dang pants?

308
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,127
He'll use the potty when he's ready,

309
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,337
even if he has to be naked
for the rest of the summer.

310
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:06,382
There's gotta be another way.
What if this doesn't work?

311
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:10,094
Hah! I'm a stubborn old lady, kid.
Nothing outlasts me.

312
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:13,931
I sat in a protest on the steel mill floor
for three straight days.

313
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,726
Just to get tuna sandwiches
in the vending machines.

314
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,728
I know how to get the baby to go.

315
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,900
- Now what?
- We admire our work.

316
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,777
I solved every problem in this room
in a few days.

317
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:30,406
Imagine what I can continue to do
if I never wear clothes again!

318
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,492
A clean file drawer.

319
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:35,411
You've smashed a very big box.

320
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,789
This transforms my mood
from "regular" to "impressed."

321
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:44,587
I can now fill this cabinet with sand.

322
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,422
Won't that be an inspiration?

323
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,590
All I can say, ma'am,

324
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,343
- is when it comes to smashing the box...
- Oh, wait.

325
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,094
You missed one.

326
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,389
I am no longer impressed.

327
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,936
Hand it to me. Let's solve it quick.

328
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,063
The Stubenhaus file.

329
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:02,980
What?

330
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,524
Nonsense and gobbledygook.

331
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:08,110
Here at the top, "Vibes I Link In."
What does that mean?

332
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,363
This mammajamma's a code!

333
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,449
- Know what they say about coded files?
- They call them "mammajammas"?

334
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,243
Like a sword in a stone.

335
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:19,121
Whoever decodes this is destined
to wield the power hidden within.

336
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,416
What's your secret, secret file?

337
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,044
And the train's gone off the rails.

338
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,629
It sure has, Stace.

339
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:30,132
Stubenhaus file, meet your naked master.

340
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,386
Come on!

341
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,179
Chill. I need to talk to Simmons.

342
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,681
Tell me about Stubenhaus.

343
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,975
He left a coded file.
Know what this means?

344
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,144
Uh, Dr. Stubenhaus loved secret codes.

345
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,063
He was one smart cookie

346
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:48,150
and always worried about industrial spies
stealing his best ideas.

347
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,068
Such as?

348
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,278
The usual.

349
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:54,031
Meat-flavored formula,
toys that dissolve for no reason,

350
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,325
baby bronzer, Stinkless Serum.

351
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,328
This is the formula
for Stinkless Serum!

352
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,455
"Vibes I link in"
are vibes I don't stink in.

353
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,207
Whoa there, cowboy.

354
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:07,753
Everyone works on Stinkless Serum.
This could be anything.

355
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,298
Who writes down their formula in code?

356
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,550
Someone who discovered something big

357
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,720
who doesn't expect a naked baby genius
in the driver's seat.

358
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,054
That's who.

359
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,808
- How did I do?
- A flawless performance.

360
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,561
My character was a cowgirl. Pew, pew, pew!

361
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,606
I could tell.
And now for the grand finale.

362
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,944
Gah! Nothing!

363
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,280
Not now, Templeton. Back away.

364
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,489
Er, front away.

365
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:38,200
This is your last chance
to put some dang pants on.

366
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,412
What, and restrict the clean flow
of thinking my nudity affords?

367
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,914
- Aah!
- On the verge of breaking Stubenhaus?

368
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,208
Have you become a complete raving madman?

369
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,545
No. Just a kid who's sick
of baby butts on stuff.

370
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,006
I'm sorry, but you leave me no choice.

371
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,132
Templeton, what?

372
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,219
The Oopsie Baby Booster,
now for potty training.

373
00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:01,057
You move, an alarm sounds.
You move too far, boom!

374
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,727
When you're ready to pee,
go ahead and pee.

375
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:08,189
I'll deactivate the Oopsie Baby,
we'll tell Gigi and celebrate,

376
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,858
and you'll get some dang pants
back on. No pressure.

377
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,444
You think you have the upper hand.
You're wrong.

378
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,946
I can decode the file from the throne...

379
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,157
where all big ideas happen.

380
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,034
Suit yourself. Get it?

381
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,828
It's no duck joke. You're dismissed.

382
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,997
Talk to me.

383
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,874
Oh, I forgot another thing.

384
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,460
Stubenhaus loved anagrams.

385
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:32,338
You scramble letters in words
to make other words...

386
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,091
I know what an anagram is.
I'm a naked baby genius!

387
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,759
All right, fine. Jeez.

388
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,142
Invisible Ink.

389
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,269
This gobbledygook isn't gobbledygook.

390
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,313
It's a message hidden in invisible ink.

391
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:52,358
Simmons, Stubenhaus and invisible ink,
how do I decode it?

392
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,528
Well, his fave was one
that exposed the message

393
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,864
with pretty much any liquid...
except water.

394
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,575
Weird, but he's a genius.
I'm a genius, I get it.

395
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:03,929
Oopsie!

396
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,288
Baby's falling off the chair.

397
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,541
- Oopsie Baby.
- Is the kid okay?

398
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:12,253
He's fine! I think he's really close
to going on the potty.

399
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:13,754
Templeton, help me out.

400
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:17,758
Get me some juice, some milk.
Any kind of liquid will decode this memo.

401
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,845
Whatever you need,
so long as you put some dang pants on.

402
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,723
But this is the tip of the iceberg.
I can't get dressed.

403
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:26,225
I'll lose my competitive edge.
Please, Templeton.

404
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,270
Sorry. No pants, no dance.

405
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:31,980
Liquid soap?

406
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,859
Drat! Who still buys bars? Shampoo?

407
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,610
Out of reach.

408
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,822
I have to know what this says.
Any liquid, any liquid...

409
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,870
Aw! Who knew I was so bad at spitting?
Come on, boss man!

410
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,372
Any kind of liquid
can help me solve this puzzle.

411
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,460
So, it's come to this.

412
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:56,005
All right, Stubenhaus.
Here comes "any liquid."

413
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,468
Don't worry, Gigi.
This is definitely going to work.

414
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,303
Where did you get that potty chair?

415
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,097
Uh, Danny Petrosky's uncle works
in a baby research lab.

416
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,433
That seems reasonable
because it's the truth.

417
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:10,478
Hooray! Baby went potty.

418
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:13,147
- Well, I'll be.
- I'll go make sure.

419
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:17,359
Come on, Stinkless Serum formula.
Your secrets are mine, Stubenhaus.

420
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,613
Wait, it's not decoding.

421
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,281
It's dissolving. No!

422
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,951
- Stubenhaus' file dissolved? Gotcha.
- What did you say to me?

423
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:29,705
Yep, Gigi, he really did go.
So you can bring him some dang pants.

424
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:33,793
Pants on, naked. Smart, fooled. Boom!

425
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:36,462
- Oopsie! Oopsie!
- Oh.

426
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,136
Baby, what did you eat?

427
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:47,096
Huh.

428
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,140
Guess you were right.

429
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,935
One accident, you're back in diapers
in a hot second.

430
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,604
I did miss the comfort and containment.

431
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:56,273
You really smashed the box
with that paper trick.

432
00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:58,734
And Stubenhaus, too.
He was quite the genius.

433
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:01,654
Pfft! Stubenhaus was a terrible scientist.

434
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:05,574
Simmons just likes his dumb sayings.
That secret code was all me.

435
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,077
I got the idea
when Simmons was demonstrating paper

436
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,204
that only dissolves in liquids
that aren't water.

437
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,456
Why would anyone need...?
Right, Simmons.

438
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,083
Useless invention. Carry on.

439
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,626
I just doodled on it.

440
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:19,505
I planted the file
where I knew someone would find it.

441
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,967
Then I trapped you on the toilet
with one option. Tinkle, tinkle, boom,

442
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:27,304
- you're wearing pants again.
- Outsmarted by a kid in denim short pants.

443
00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:29,515
Farewell, naked baby genius.

444
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:32,184
- He had a good run. Night.
- Night.

445
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,022
While you were gone,
I put my naked butt on your pillow.

446
00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:39,608
Agh!